Astros Streaker Kevin Crabtree

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    Astros Streaker Banned From Minute Maid [Sentence ‘Em]

    Kevin Crabtree, the infamous Enron Field streaker/escape artist, has been banned from the park under a sentencing this week after pleading guilty to charges stemming from his antics. Big loss, right? Can't go to an Astros' game? How exactly can a court properly sentence a streaker? Cut off a foot? Lose three toes of your choice? The courts better figure this one out soon because banning from worthless baseball games isn't exactly preventing the act. Full details of Kevin's sentence - JUMP!