Imagine being former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson for a minute. Last summer you were just jerking around in life, doing some yoga, maybe traveling and chatting with your 80-90k Twitter followers. Not a bad life, but still pretty much a dead end in the entertainment business. Then, shockingly, Alex Rodriguez decides he's in the market for a fitness chick with implants. Can you do splits in the sack on Egyptian sheets? Yes? Well, then you're now dating the Yankees slugger. JUMP!