Imagine that you're a chocolate lab puppy, 7 weeks old and there are these strange people that start visiting you and talking money with your birth parents. Then, a strange accent cascades down on your cute, floppy ears. Seems Russian. The woman sounds very sweet, caring. Of course you want her to take you home. She's playing with your brother Shorty. Ahh, but Shorty takes a leak on her foot and suddenly you're the last male to choose. Jackpot. Meet your new mommy.