It couldn't have happened at a better time of day on a Tuesday. Just after lunch. East Coast. Bored workers wasting company time on Twitter. BOOM! Earthquake. Instantly there were thousands of comedians on Twitter who, if they are sports fans, had a quip or two about an athlete and the quake. Albert Haynesworth was a favorite target. So was Bartolo Colon. Sabathia. Rex Ryan. Normally we highlight the best tweets. Not today. The worst of the worst! JUMP!