Would we even be visiting this story under normal circumstances? No f-ing chance. But this is Bama-LSU week when all hands are on deck for the Super Bowl of college football. We've combed all of our available storylines and think that Jeremy Shelley, looking like he's about to blow Adam Lambert, could be called upon for a game winner. That means that CBS needs to have cameras glued to Greg McElroy's sister. Why? JUMP!