The Giant Ass was on Leno last night to tell the world how the engagement process went down between her and Kris Humphries (yes, this is our job to track such stupid garbage). That crap bored us to death, but the moneyshot had yet to be dropped. Um, yes, Kim says there will be a prenup which has our hands wringing. Remember yesterday? Yeah, we bought a $22.50 napkin for these millionaires. More Giant Ass pics & Kim's prenup reasoning - JUMP.
In preparation for tomorrow's 2011 U.S. Open Championship being held at Congressional Country Club, Bethesda, Maryland we've linked together 18 holes of public golf pleasure. From Hole #1 to #18, it is some of the most breathtaking or toughest holes you might have never heard of located throughout the country that you can actually pay to play. (We also have a surprise at #18. A diamond-in-the-rough.) Enjoy and get hacking. PHOTOS - JUMP!
Leave it to German newspapers to make the NBA Finals into a race story. Welt Online, one of Germany's largest daily papers, is considered to be a conservative voice of the citizenry. The paper is also now famous within the sports blogosphere as the rag that allowed Peter Schelling to turn Dirk vs. the Heat into Dirk vs. black guys who have tats and "wrinkled faces," as Pete writes. Seriously, this guy will probably never drink for free at Club LIV. More of the racist barrage - JUMP!
There is fantastic trend taking place in Vancouver that has fans going nuts for a certain shirt. It's a Canucks logo shirt that swoops very low on a woman's chest, showing sweet cleavage that is driving men across North America crazy. We sent the new guy, Monty, in search of the best chest shots from Vancouver Canucks chicks. Here is his report. JUMP!
And the photos keep rolling in. At some point we figured there would be a shot of Mark Cuban doing something crazy with the Larry O'Brien trophy but it never crossed our minds that someone would snap the billionaire going boss move by taking the goods to take for a leak. That's exactly what Busted Coverage came across this afternoon. Mark's legend officially grows. FULL SFW PHOTO - JUMP!!
Keeping with our tradition of buying wedding gifts for super-rich people who make their wedding registry public, Busted Coverage slapped the plastic down for a gift this afternoon. The Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries (marrying October 31!) registry at Gearys Beverly Hills hit the Internets and guess who bought them the second gift? Busted Coverage dropped $31 for a napkin. Someone else bought them a single steak knife for $50. DETAILS - JUMP!
They're cheerleaders. Enough of this "NBA Dancer" garbage. If you put pom-poms in a chick's hand & have them go nuts after a made basket, they're cheerleaders. Clear? Now, let's tell you how the Dallas Mavericks cheerleaders have to be one of the most secretive units in all of sports. We've literally spent hundreds of man hours trying to show you something - maybe a bikini - other than the normal cheerleader uniform pics. In the end, a tipster came knocking. Casie! Boat time! JUMP!
What is a ridiculously wealthy NBAer to do with his summer and a near certain lockout looming? Head to the World Series of Poker! Paul Pierce is in Vegas. So is Donyell Marshall. Both were playing yesterday in a $1500 Hold 'Em event and Pierce decided to roll out the most intimidating card protector we've ever seen. Yes, that would be a Celtics world champion brick ring on his right hand next to the Red Bull. Paul's poker day revisited - JUMP!
Dallas Mavericks' guard J.J. Barea is one lucky little Puerto Rican. He's now an NBA champion & dating fellow Puerto Rican Zuleyka Rivera, who was Miss Universe in 2006. The guy goes from riding the pine, to NBA Finals stud, dropping three-point bombs and driving past LeBron. But you knew that. What you might have missed were his WAG's tweets. Translations, please! JUMP!
Ohio Governor John Kasich jumped on the "bash LeBron" bandwagon this afternoon by signing a resolution praising the Dallas Mavericks and their fans. Part of the resolution reads "Whereas, the proud city of Cleveland and the entire state of Ohio share in the excitement of Dallas Mavericks fans everywhere." That's right, Bron Bron, even state governments are against you. Full resolution in all its glory - JUMP!
A new MLS stadium/field/park opened in Kansas City last Thursday night and something very unusual stood out from the rest of the baby blue seats at Livestrong Sporting Park. You see that yellow seat? That's Lance Armstrong's seat. Row 1, Seat 7 in the owner's private box. Only yellow seat in entire stadium. Make of it what you will. Somewhere George Steinbrenner wants a do-over. Photos of this craziness - JUMP!
This is now the third post we've dedicated to Abbey Clancy & her bikini vacation to Sardinia with soon-to-be-husband Peter Crouch & their infant. Three days - three different bikinis. Seriously, is there anything to do in Sardinia besides lay next to the water? No beach volleyball? Snorkeling? Swim-up bar? Could we mix it up a bit, please? How about bird watching or a couple trips to the buffet for skin-and-bones Crouch. At this point our eyeballs can't take much more. GALLERY! JUMP!
And the photos keep rolling in. We now have Dirk Nowitzki appearing slightly hammered making his infamous Dirk face before or after his two-handed swig off this soon-to-be most Googled Ace of Spade bottle in history. We've seen estimates from Twitter dorks that these bottles go for $80k in the clubs. Frankly, we could care less. It's more than a case of Summer Shandy so it's expensive. There are also reports that Cuban ordered 100 regular Ace of Spade bottles to keep the party "popping" as the kids call it these days. DRUNK DIRK FACE FULL SHOT! JUMP!
You know why our new favorite national team in any sport is the Dutch national soccer team? According to Dutch media reports, mixed with translated Brazilian reports, we can report that the team tied Uruguay 1-1 last weekend, jumped on a plane to Rio and went straight to the bar. Look, who are we to judge the married guys grinding, running their hands over Brazilian skirt chasers? We're just here for the photos and the awesome details. JUMP!
It's at day 2 of the Peter Crouch-Abbey Clancy vacation and the kids seem to be putting in extra time at the pool. Can't blame them. Imagine living through a U.K. winter/spring. You'd be sucking up the rays, too. Yesterday we featured Abbey rocking the white bikini. Today she spices it up a bit, as all lingerie modeling WAGs do. As a bonus, you don't have to finger through this gallery and see Peter's pale chest. It's just a tribute to Abbey and that post-baby body. Enjoy! JUMP!
Wayne Rooney is still keeping his fans up-to-date on the new mane that's rooting on his formerly bald dome. You might remember earlier this week we showed you how the Manchester U. legend's head was all scabby and bloody after hair transplant surgery. Well, it's amazing how well skin and hair can progress in 3-4 days. Roons now tweets "The new hair is coming on people. Swelling gone down #hairwego." BEFORE & AFTER - JUMP!