As noted on Deadspin this morning, NASCAR stud Brad Keselowski drilled a Pocono wall last week which resulted in a broken left ankle. The ankle got ugly - like grapefruit-ish before getting it set - but that didn't stop K-Low from getting behind the wheel yesterday for the Good Sam RV Insurance 500. Guess who stomped the competition and won the race? Yep, K-Low, with the severely bruised ankle you see here. JUMP!
Hopkins is the taller of the two guys, wearing sunglasses, 21 hour stubble. No idea who the short dude is, but he's part of what is now the outing of Erin Andrews and Cougartown actor Josh Hopkins as a new couple. Good for EA. And word up to Hopkins, her clock is ticking. Hopefully this dude is aware of the baby talk she's muttered over the past couple years. Bro, you're walking into a hurricane. Ready? JUMP!
That's right, punks, two days in a row with a Fenway video. Yesterday's 1997 Jorts three-way speaks for itself, while today we check in with Red Sox vendor working on his Somali water jug carrying technique during last night's Sox-Yankees game. No way that is beer. No way. If Vendor Boy wants to really impress us, we want to see him carry 16 Buds on that melon. Anyway, Beckett had to concentrate thru this craziness - JUMP!
Imagine sitting on your ass at home on a Saturday night to watch the NASCAR Nationwide race - live from Iowa - and you are so intrigued by the action that you notice the ESPN race tracker dropped a funny. That was the case for one @Smiling_Bob_ who capped Jamie "Dick Out" and uploaded it to Twitter. Bob is a prison guard who lives in New Hampshire. Go figure. Anyway, our week is off and running. More NFL camps coming up!
Ricky Stenhouse Jr. was cruising to victory in last night's U.S. Cellular 250 in Iowa last night when something went very, very wrong as he came into the final turn of the race. Smoke started billowing out of his car and he started to wobble. The finish line was just a few hundred feet in front of him but it looked like Carl Edwards was going to go around Ricky for the victory. Video - JUMP!
The Fox analysts had an interesting analysis on what it would take for Cole Hamels to dominate the S.F. Giants yesterday. And dropping a deuce was just the beginning of what Hamels had in store for the World Series champions. Cole went 9, gave up an earned run and dominated S.F. in a 2-1 Phillies' victory. Something tells us his curveball was dropping off the table. Didn't see a single out but the deuce was definitely dropping.
If Ryan Braun played baseball on the East Coast there's a good chance this guy would be a top-20 most recognized athlete. Instead, he's worth in the neighborhood of $105 million (via his Brewers contract) and barely makes a blip on the Twitter radar for his work this week as a guest judge at the Milwaukee Bucks dancer tryouts. But there was the Hebrew Hammer, taking time out of his baseball schedule to tell ladies if they are worth of his shaking it for the Bucks - JUMP!
Well, look what we have here. A college volleyballer at tiny Lindsey Wilson College was popped Wednesday in a prostitution raid on an Indiana 'spa' where a legitimate business was just a front for more than just a massage. But the big news here, thanks to the intrepid message boarders at Barstool, is that a chick named Marisa Ruckel was on the arrest list. That's Marisa in her bikini. She's 20 and is listed on the 2011 Lindsey Wilson volleyball roster. Details - JUMP!
You know you love Isaiah Mustafa's Old Spice commercials. Chivas USA's Michael Lahoud has a nearly spot-on impression of Mustafa in this promo for his team. It's so good it will make you want to buy tickets to a Chivas USA game. Check it after the JUMP!
Well, it seems like we have a serial bank robber in St. Louis who has a thing for teams in the N.L. Central. Authorities say the guy you see here in an Astros cap (notice he's still sporting the sticker!) has used a couple different National League disguises to keep cops at bay as to his identity. Listen up, BC Nation, let's get us some bank robber reward money. Scared to turn in Carlos Lee? We aren't. JUMP!
Busted Coverage Assignment Editor Monty McMahon is a lifelong Milwaukee Brewers fan. He's lived through years of Tony LaRussa being a huge crybaby. Tony's antics in last night's heated Cardinals-Brew Crew game sent Monty over the edge. If you are a Cards fan, get ready to hate our editor. If you hate Tony LaRussa, get ready to be in tears. And if you cheer for the Brewers, here is your new hero. Monty unleashes - JUMP!
As we mentioned Monday, Bruins' teen Tyler Seguin had his time with Stanley Cup over the weekend & it seems that tailgater Alyonka Larionov forgot to mention that things got quite boozy. Now we find out, via Puck Daddy, that Segs had a stable of Ontario chicks to help him light up a Toronto club. Of course a photographer was there to document the occasion. Wait until Tyler shows these photos to his kids one day. JUMP!
17 years have passed since Jalen Rose was photographed in his red draft day attire. Yesterday, the ESPN analyst added to his Google Image search results with an orange jumpsuit mugshot that TMZ immediately slapped with its watermark. But don't cry for Rose, who'll be serving somewhere around 18 days for his DUI conviction. He won't get the normal inmate treatment at a suburban Detroit jail. JUMP!
Would a highlight from an August game featuring Seattle and Oakland make the Morning Twitpic post? Nope. But when you combine a perfectly fair ball, an Ichiro lookalike and fan interference that is post material. Thanks to eagle eyed @burnSTYLEr for the find we get this hilarious look at Ichiro dude trying to comprehend why he's about to get booted into the Seattle darkness. More caps - JUMP!
They love their hockey in Winnipeg, so it's a good thing they finally have a team again. When a local tattoo artist offered to burn the Jets new logo on the first person that replied, he didn't have much trouble finding someone. Hell, she doesn't even like hockey. She just thinks it's swell being Canadian. Crazy Canuckers! JUMP!