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  • Rays’ Manager Joe Maddon’s New Dog – Sir Winston Churchill Maddon [PHOTO]

    Rays’ Manager Joe Maddon’s New Dog – Sir Winston Churchill Maddon [PHOTO]

    Get knocked out of the playoffs and get a new buddy to hang out with for the rest of the fall and winter. Rays' manager Joe Maddon tweeted this afternoon: "First roster addition of the offseason. Winston Churchill Maddon the 1st." We dare you to say this dog isn't going to destroy Tropicana Field. Dare you. Totally going to go Schottzie like Marge Schott's old St. Bernard. Licking his balls in front of NY Times reporters. Dropping a deuce in front of Jaime Maggio. Oh, it's on.

  • Bro, NCAA Beach Volleyball Is So Happening At Florida State [PHOTOS]

    Bro, NCAA Beach Volleyball Is So Happening At Florida State [PHOTOS]

    Look, if you expected Florida St. to roll nine 10s onto the court for its first beach season, you're dreaming. There is a process to building a collegiate beach volleyball team. You might need a few 4s who play like 8s and are fearless against Cal State Fullerton. Give us six 5s who'll battle Arizona State's 9s & come away with three-set victories any day. In other news, here is the FSU sand volleyball team. And realize this will likely be their game uniform. BORING! JUMP!

  • Wait, White People Can Be Michael Vick & NASCAR Fans? [VIDEO]

    Wait, White People Can Be Michael Vick & NASCAR Fans? [VIDEO]

    Thankfully NASCAR season is winding down. Christ, can we get a few more useless races from Pocono or Michigan International? Didn't know white people don't have as much 'F-YOU' money like the roaring Bush years? Watch a NASCAR race and count the empty seats. Honky's bank account can't possibly budge for 200 laps around Loudon. And how does another Jimmie Johnson title sound to you, bitches? The only fun with this sport is drunken Vick fan. JUMP!

  • Baseball Cap Robber First: Richmond Flying Squirrels Holdup! [Cuff 'Em]

    Baseball Cap Robber First: Richmond Flying Squirrels Holdup! [Cuff 'Em]

    Of course it has been a long time since our last installment in the "Baseball Cap Bank Robbers" series. To be honest, the robbers were getting too boring. Way too many Yankees and Raiders hats. For some reason today seemed like a great day to see what was up with the unemployed jerkoffs. We're into this series for obvious reasons. What makes a robber go with a certain hat during a robbery? Why one team over the other? Today it's the Richmond Flying Squirrels baseball hat. JUMP!

  • Can The Future Arrive If An NBA Season Is Napalmed? [Morning Twitpic]

    Can The Future Arrive If An NBA Season Is Napalmed? [Morning Twitpic]

    Great work from the billboard artists in Phoenix and Houston where the same billboard, just different playa & colors, have made their debuts. Perfect timing, insanely cool concept. Get it? Future Has Arrived. But, your team's future will most likely be playing in Turkey or Russia. In other news this morning, Steve Jobs is dead. That meant the Westboro Baptist Church had to make a statement. "No peace for man who served self, not God," via iPhone. No shit, seriously.

  • Jason Isringhausen’s 5 Bedroom, $5,000,000 Dump [BC Pad Purveyors]

    Jason Isringhausen’s 5 Bedroom, $5,000,000 Dump [BC Pad Purveyors]

    Seriously, we didn't know that Jason Isringhausen even pitched this year for the New York Mets. No clue. Thought this guy was long gone from the MLB, but now read that he's wanting another contract in 2012. Um, somebody has burned through his cash. Chew on this: Izzy has made just under $60mm in his baseball career. Guaranteed cash. Now he's unloading his $5mm Tarpon Springs, Fla. house. To say it's gaudy is an understatement. JUMP!

  • 97-Year-Old Brewers Fan Freaks Out, Reports TV Remote Stolen [Cuff 'Em]

    97-Year-Old Brewers Fan Freaks Out, Reports TV Remote Stolen [Cuff 'Em]

    First of all, imagine living to be 97-years-old. Then imagine being a Brewers fan all those years. The team didn't even become the Brewers until 1970 when the Seattle Pilots moved to Wisconsin. In other words, being that old and having only watched your team in one World Series sucks. There have only been four playoff appearances. Two in the 20th Century & then 2008, 2011. Now imagine thinking someone stole your remote. Time to call 9-1-1! JUMP!

  • Get It, Brewers Fan? She Wants You To Smell Her Dairy Air! [Morning Twitpic]

    Get It, Brewers Fan? She Wants You To Smell Her Dairy Air! [Morning Twitpic]

    Pretty sure that's a chick. We'll just pretend the hair is pulled back and she's with her mom during yesterday's Diamondbacks victory in Game 3 over the Brew Crew. In other baseball news, the Rays are eliminated and the Yankees are probably going to eliminate the Tigers after that serious goes 2-2. The Daily News went with a simple, "Back In It," headline while the Post took another jab at A.J. Burnett with the "Mr. October" backpage. Let's get rolling!

  • Jon ‘Bones’ Jones New Ride Is $189,000 Bentley Continental GT [PHOTOS]

    Jon ‘Bones’ Jones New Ride Is $189,000 Bentley Continental GT [PHOTOS]

    It's a good day representative of hard work, sacrifice and commitment when you go down to the dealer to pick up your new Bentley Continental GT -- not that we would know about any of that. UFC champ Jon "Bones" Jones does, though. Bones called it one of the best days of his life. When you check out the specs on this bad boy, you'll know why. We've got them for you along with some pics of Bones' new ride. Pimp!

  • Detroit Tigers Selling Corks, Bottles From A.L. Central Clincher [PHOTOS]

    Detroit Tigers Selling Corks, Bottles From A.L. Central Clincher [PHOTOS]

    Last night at Game 3 of the A.L.D.S: Park in Greektown, walk towards Ford Field/Comerica & about two blocks from the ballpark the scalpers start routine. "Who needs tickets?" It was explained that we just needed into the park. "Cheapest you got," was our message. "$160 lower level," responded one. Keep walking. Another dude says be careful, lots of fakes floating. Now near Cheli's, normal looking Detroiter with a SRO. A quick $60 & we're in. JUMP!

  • N.Y. Tabloid Headline Writers Pretty Sure It’s Up To A.J. [Morning Twitpic]

    N.Y. Tabloid Headline Writers Pretty Sure It’s Up To A.J. [Morning Twitpic]

    It's not our normal routine to check the New York headlines but couldn't pass up a peek after the Yankees went down 2-1 in the ALDS. 99% of Yankees' fans hate A.J. Burnett and now he gets the ball tonight against a Tigers lineup that is actually getting production out of Ramon Santiago and Brandon Inge. “The weight of the world isn’t on his shoulders,” Mark Teixeira said of the erratic right-hander whose last start was Sept. 25. “It’s on our shoulders.” Let's get rolling.

  • Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Shaved Chest [Photos]

    Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Shaved Chest [Photos]

    Former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa, or as we call him White Sammy Sosa, is raising the bar on creepiness once again. He still has the white face, but now we know he shaves his chest. That's right, white skin and as little hair as possible. Well done Sammy! In honor of the weirdo known as Sammy Sosa, we present this latest installment of Greatest Moment in Sammy Sosa White Face. Check it out!

  • Stephen Jackson’s New Rap Video “The Season” [Video]

    Stephen Jackson’s New Rap Video “The Season” [Video]

    The Milwaukee Bucks' Stephen Jackson has a new rap video for his song "The Season" and it's, uh... we'll let you decide. If you like videos with lots of bling, piles of money laying around, talk of the streets, dudes hangin' with the homies and stuff about the NBA lockout, this is definitely up your alley. Stack Jack, as Jackson calls himself, is no Eazy E, but he's definitely something... Check it!

  • Kerry Garvin Wants To Be Rays’ Hottest Playoffs Superfan [20 PHOTOS]

    Kerry Garvin Wants To Be Rays’ Hottest Playoffs Superfan [20 PHOTOS]

    How do we know Busted Coverage has a special power over hot women these days? 1. They'll actually email us. 2. They think we're witty, funny & have a great sense of humor. 3. They'll actually shoot exclusive photos of themselves wearing their favorite team's jersey. That's like an Internet trifecta for a sports blogger. That's how we met model/actress Kerry Garvin. She looked us up and kinda wanted to give the Rays some inspiration during the playoff run. JUMP!

  • Is It Possible To Not Root For Lions & Tigers In 2011? [Morning Twitpic]

    Is It Possible To Not Root For Lions & Tigers In 2011? [Morning Twitpic]

    For those of you losers who've never spent a sports weekend in Detroit, mark it down on the must-do list. Of course the ride from the airport isn't going to impress you. Of course the ride north on I-75 will take you past an America that America has long forgotten. But the bond that D people have is sports. Fighting the Yankees. Coming back on the Cowboys. This is where sports is happening right now. Tonight we head into the beast for Verlander-Sabathia. Wouldn't dare miss it.

  • Look, Al Horford & Joakim Noah Hitting On Future Erin Andrews At UF-Bama

    Look, Al Horford & Joakim Noah Hitting On Future Erin Andrews At UF-Bama

    Of course BC introduced you to sideline reporter Kristen Ledlow and us giving her the title of "...Future Erin Andrews." She was working last night's Florida-Alabama snoozer for ESPN Radio and ran into a couple out-of-work-loser NBAers before the game. Oh, look, there's former Gators Al Horford and Joakim Noah hanging on Ledlow. And Noah's just destroying that necklace/Red Bull combo. Ledlow's gonna be huge. We warned you. JUMP!