The last time we checked up on Paulina Gretzky she was partying with a Barack Obama doll. It's a slow Wednesday in sports so instead of running another story on the replacement refs we decided to check up on Paulina. There have been mulitple photo updates of her day-to-day life uploaded over the past week. She's been chowing down...again, hanging with some puppies and looking freakishly skinny next to a d-bag in the Burger King mask. JUMP!
The NHL labor disaster has officially opened the door for the Bikini Hockey League to walk right into your life and keep hockey fans busy this fall. The organization, oddly based in Tulsa, Oklahoma, even released a 'media day video' this week to show off the girls and their skills. Of course most of the video is dedicated to lacing up skates and putting on helmets. When will the league start? Who knows, but the buildup is much better than NHL labor negotiations. JUMP!
It's been a rough few months for the NHL and commissioner Gary Bettman. With another lockout looming, Bettman was feeling the heat from all sides. Poor management and inflated contracts have led the league to another ugly situation and fans patience is growing thin. This is the third work stoppage in Bettman's tenure and things are not looking promising. Hockey fans went to Twitter to destroy Bettman. More death threats than we've ever seen before! JUMP!
Never thought you'd see Paulina Gretzky partying with an Obama puppet? Same here, but it happened last night at some undisclosed location. It was just another night for Wayne's daughter, but, being a social media whiz, she put some teaser pics on Instagram to keep the fans happy. Slutty dress: check. Beautiful friends: check. Obama puppet: check. Seems like she has bounced back nicely from the mid-August meltdown. JUMP!
Elisha Cuthbert is engaged. That's big news today within the NHL circles thanks to the days when Sean Avery referred to his ex as sloppy seconds. Maple Leafs captain Dion Phaneuf was the guy getting the sloppy seconds and decided to put a ring on her finger over the holiday weekend. Phaneuf, 27, and Cuthbert, 29, are Canadians so this news is like a royal wedding. It's such a big story in Vancouver that the Sun used US Weekly's report. JUMP!
Our old Flickr friend Scott Byrne was on assignment last week at the Houston Aeros (AHL) ice girl tryouts and dropped us a line last night. A brief search tells us that the Aeros will be calling its ice girls the Aero Dynamics. So catchy! As for the quality of girls showing up for the audition, we're not talking Dallas Stars quality, but if you're paying $10 for tickets to an Aeros game, you'll be entertained. Do the girls skate? Doesn't look like it. JUMP!
Bad news fellas. While on our regular Paulina Gretzky scan of the day we found some troubling photos. Three of her most recent Instagram updates have us worried about the future of The Little Great One. In consecutive postings, Paulina is scarfing down popcorn, swigging a beer and indulging in unhealthy amounts of In-N-Out Burger. Sure, nothing wrong with treating yourself every once in a while, but she's taken it too far. JUMP!
In June we gave you guys a scoop on a puck-slut who had been causing quite a ripple in the hockey world. Taylor Milligan released messages between herself and NHL player Joffrey Lupul. Long story short, he wanted naked pics. She played hard to get, and eventually ended up sleeping with a bunch of NHL prospects. We thought that would be the last we'd hear of Taylor, but boy were we wrong. She released another convo...this time with another puck slut. JUMP!
We've been all over the Paulina Gretzky-Jarrett Stoll love story for over a month now. Back in June these two love birds were partying up in Canada after the Kings Stanley Cup run. Since then, the trail had gotten a bit cold. Sure, Paulina was tweeting all over the place, but not a mention of Stoll...until now! The couple hit the zoo with Paulina's little bro and sent out a few pics of their steamy date. JUMP!
Looks like Paulina Gretzky is over her mini-meltdown from yesterday. Papa Gretzky is fine, no heart attack or hospital visit, so Paulina went back to doing what she does best...slutting it up on the beach and posting pics of it to Instagram. Her and a friend hit the beach today and complained about a lack of tanning oil and she tweeted out an inspirational message with her ass-shot. JUMP!
We were doing our daily rounds of Paulina Gretzky's Twitter page, hoping for some new bikini pics at the very least. We didn't get any of those, but we did get something different...something totally unexpected. Paulina is in the middle of a mini-meltdown over rumors that her father is in the hospital after a heart attack. The rumors are false and Paulina is not happy with the responses morons on Twitter have been having. Lay off of our girl! JUMP!
Sure, the price tag of this item might scare you off, but don't go running just yet! This one of a kind Ford GT is signed by Wayne Gretzky...yes, the father of BC favorite Paulina Gretzky. At only $295,000 you can pick up this whip on eBay and cruise around town, impressing chicks left and right. Hell, you might even get some attention from Paulina herself. She has "99" tattooed above her crotch, so she is bound to love a car with 99 planted all over it. JUMP!
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Been going through Paulina Gretzky withdrawal? Same here. Thankfully, the paparazzi is now chasing this girl like shes Lindsay Lohan. They bumped into her this weekend outside the ritzy Los Angeles club Bootsy Bellows. Of course Paulina was wearing some sort of revealing cleav top. Is Wayne proud of his daughter? Has to be or else her American Express would be shut off. JUMP!
Nope, that's not a fake '99' tattoo on Paulina Gretzky for a Complex Magazine interview & photoshoot. Real deal. Of course in this interview, Ms. Gretzky says that, "I want people to see that I’m intelligent. I’m not a bimbo." Guess we'll have to take her word for it. Could've fooled us on the intelligence part. What do we learn about Paulina in the piece? She wants to have a music career. Of course she does. Go read the interview.
We've been doing our best to keep you updated on all the daily happenings in the life of Paulina Gretzky. By now you should know she has been spending time in a tiny green bikini, shooting scenes for the upcoming film Grown Ups 2. Just yesterday she tweeted out a photo letting us know they were wrapping for the day, but something caught our eye. She has a cute little friend in the photo as well. Um, Grown Ups 2 is going to be a must-see.JUMP!