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  • Ex-Cowboys Cheerleader Brooke Sorenson To Marry Laynce Nix [PHOTOS]

    Ex-Cowboys Cheerleader Brooke Sorenson To Marry Laynce Nix [PHOTOS]

    This news has been buried within the WAG world for many months, but it now comes to light within the sports blogosphere that journeyman outfielder Laynce Nix will be marrying the legendary Cowboys cheerleader Brooke Sorenson. Gentlemen, we're talking about a guy who has 64 career MLB HRs. A .246 career average. In other words, there is hope. We've got the registry & more on Laynce using baseball to hit the chick lottery. JUMP!

  • 11 Best Dickey Vs. Hand Pre-Masturbation World Series Tweets

    11 Best Dickey Vs. Hand Pre-Masturbation World Series Tweets

    We cannot let the Masturbation World Series slip by without breaking down this classic matchup in true Busted Coverage fashion. While other blogs are trying to figure out what Texas A&M to the SEC means for the future of college football, our editors have been watching Twitter for tweets relating to tonight's HUGE showdown. Dickey vs. Hand. Hand vs. Dickey. Folks, this is why the Internet was founded. For garbage like this. JUMP!

  • Pitching Matchup: Dickey Vs. Hand Tonight In Miami

    Pitching Matchup: Dickey Vs. Hand Tonight In Miami

    Could come down to who needs relief first in the battle of R.A. Dickey and Brad Hand at Joe Robbie tonight in what would be another worthless September baseball game. Instead, Dickey vs. Hand should be the Internet's dream come true on a slow Wednesday. As tipster @ABroadway00 wrote to us on Twitter, "Should be a strong finish..." And that's coming from a chick. Helluva battle coming with first pitch at 7. Don't miss it.

  • Yankees Open Libyan Rebel Training Center [Morning Twitpic]

    Yankees Open Libyan Rebel Training Center [Morning Twitpic]

    Pretty sure he pronounces it Anus. How 'bout them Yankees? Those guys are huge all around the globe, including Libya where we've now spotted two rebels sporting Yankees caps during their journey to killing or eliminating the Gadhafi clan. Maybe you remember this surface-to-air missile launcher from back in March. We efforted Anas Ahmed el Houderi's Facebook account to see what he think of A.J. Burnett. No dice. Seems Anas is too busy.

  • Name That Tampa Rays Blonde Pigtail Rack [BC i-Team]

    Name That Tampa Rays Blonde Pigtail Rack [BC i-Team]

    It's getting late in the baseball season but the boys at FanPhooey.com are still going strong with the screencaps. Today we get a peek at Rays pigtails & boob combo chick whom we instantly pegged as a jersey chaser or WAG. Why? Because that necklace seems to feature the number 58 or 53. Jeremy Hellickson wears #58. The only other 50-something on the roster would be #57 Jake McGee. Do your thing, BC Nation. mail@bustedcoverage.com

  • Prince Fielder, T-Plush & Brew Crew Cowboy Up On Flight To St. Louis [PHOTOS]

    Prince Fielder, T-Plush & Brew Crew Cowboy Up On Flight To St. Louis [PHOTOS]

    The Milwaukee Brewers are rolling their way to a N.L. Central title and remind many observers of the 2004 Boston Red Sox who rode the 'Idiots' mantra to a World Series title, the team's first since 1918. Of course we all know that the Brewers franchise has never won a World Series so wearing cowboy gear on the plane ride last night from Houston to St. Louis should make the loyalists happy. Manager Ron Roenicke advised his team to have an outfit ready for the ride. The results - JUMP!

  • Tony LaRussa’s Daughter Makes Raiders Cheerleading Debut [PHOTOS]

    Tony LaRussa’s Daughter Makes Raiders Cheerleading Debut [PHOTOS]

    While the BC i-Team investigation unit has been busily tracking everything Oakland Raiders granny cheerleader Susie Sanchez, we'd be remissed to not provide you with the latest concerning another famous cheerleader. Tony LaRussa's daughter, Bianca, made her debut in her daddy's old stomping grounds in the preseason. Our investigation unit seems to think this is the first MLB manager-NFL cheerleading daughter combo in sports history. JUMP!

  • Star Wars Dorks Invade Giants Game Sunday: Obligatory Slave Leia Gallery

    Star Wars Dorks Invade Giants Game Sunday: Obligatory Slave Leia Gallery

    Star Wars dorks will unite in San Francisco this Sunday to take in a game of Alderaan's favorite pastime -- Giants baseball (R.I.P Alderaan). The Giants are holding Star Wars Day, which promises to be totally geektacular. It's a good thing the Dodgers didn't come up with this idea. Here are the details and a gallery of some of the hottest Slave Leias you'll ever see. Check it!

  • Albert Pujols Breaks Heart Of Brewers Grandpa With Foul Ball Tease

    Albert Pujols Breaks Heart Of Brewers Grandpa With Foul Ball Tease

    First off, what is it with you morons out there and foul balls. Want a MLB baseball? Go on eBay, buy one, hide it from your kid, take him to a Giants-Padres game, and mysteriously drop it in the stands where you then grab it, making your child think you are a hero. Yes, that sentence was ridiculous. Kudos to Albert Pujols last night as he jukes tubby out of a souvenir. Sit down, fatty. There are only two outs. Screencaps! JUMP!

  • Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Making It Rain [Photos]

    Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Making It Rain [Photos]

    Remember former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa? Remember when he was black? So do we. He's a thing of the past. White Sammy Sosa is a thing of the present and White Sammy Sosa was photographed Sunday in New York stuffing bills in a belly dancer's skirt. Here's our tribute to one of the creepiest-looking dudes in the entire world. The greatest moments in Sammy Sosa white face history! JUMP!

  • The Sexiest Cubs Man Tramp Stamp You’ll See All Day [Morning Twitpic]

    The Sexiest Cubs Man Tramp Stamp You’ll See All Day [Morning Twitpic]

    Sorry for the delay this morning, but we're in New York for tonight's Jaime Edmondson/Cam Newton Pants Party. Again, it's open to all of you. $15 gets you 3 hours of top-shelf open bar. Full details - HERE. Other news this morning: Ron World Peace Artest will be on Dancing With The Stars and Michael Vick is on the verge of a 6-year, $100 million contract extension with the Eagles. Thanks to @Tony_Bosco for tatted Cubs fan. Such treasures, these people.

  • Real Housewives Of Cuyahoga County Welcome Thome Home [Morning Twitpic]

    Real Housewives Of Cuyahoga County Welcome Thome Home [Morning Twitpic]

    We figured you guys would have fun ranking these ladies on a Monday morning. The #1 seed is pretty much locked up. The rest are up for grabs so go wild, Busted Coverage Nation. In other news, it's the week all of us have been waiting for with great anticipation. College football kicks off Thursday night with UNLV at Wisconsin on ESPN. In other news, photos of Jaime Edmondson in Cam Newton's BCS pants drop today. Stay tuned.

  • Cubs Fan Breaks Out McLovin 69 Jersey [Photo]

    Cubs Fan Breaks Out McLovin 69 Jersey [Photo]

    A special thanks goes out to @R_BIZZLE_DJ for having his eyes open yesterday at Wrigley where he spotted McLovin 69 during a lovely Chicago afternoon. Just when you think the iconic McLovin has finally faded into the history of great post-teen movie characters, some drunk goes and gets a personalized jersey as a tribute to the Superbad bad ass. More McLovin jerseys - JUMP!

  • Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly Split [Morning Twitpic]

    Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly Split [Morning Twitpic]

    People Magazine dropped this news at 1:25 a.m. as a vulnerable New York City braced for Hurricane Irene - Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly are finished. Done. It's over. We'll still be friends. Bleacher Report instantly updated it "Hottest Derek Jeter WAGs Thrown Back To The Sea," post. "They care about each other and it was amicable," says a source. "They're still friends." Looks like an edit of his HBO special is in order.

  • Plenty Of Good Seats, Personal Beer Vendors At Today’s Marlins-Reds Game

    Plenty Of Good Seats, Personal Beer Vendors At Today’s Marlins-Reds Game

    John Fay of the Cincinnati Enquirer this afternoon tweeted a shot from Joe Robbie of another epic Marlins-Reds late August tilt. True, Hurricane Irene is nearing the area, but is expected to just bring nasty winds and rain - nothing too damaging. However, a combination of Irene fears & another sunny afternoon kept the loyal Marlins fans away. Fay & his cohorts counted 250 fans in attendance for the anthem. A late surge put the crowd at 300. JUMP!

  • Playboy’s Tiffany Toth Once Smuggled Beer Into Angels Game [5 Questions]

    Playboy’s Tiffany Toth Once Smuggled Beer Into Angels Game [5 Questions]

    Playboy's Miss September 2011 Tiffany Toth isn't a huge baseball fan, but she has some of the greatest chick stories about baseball you'll ever hear. Smuggling beer into an Angels game? Check. Good start, right? She also tells Busted Coverage 5 Questions Editor Joe Student that she likes to stay home and cook. Um, and she wants to eventually open a bakery. Did we mention she got naked for Playboy? It's like this chick was shot out of a cannon and right into our lives. JUMP!