Let's get things off and running with Derek Jeter, Monday night, hanging with his new Louisville homeboys at some hotel in Charlotte. Still trying to decide which is more depressing: stupid 'Louisville' gang signs or both those bros wearing adjustable hats - backwards. We hear the Pro Bowl rosters are out and Tebow didn't make the roster. Of course Vonn Miller told the Denver Post, "He deserves it," Miller said. "He should be starting, if it were up to me." Let's get rolling!
Prime Time! Or, if you've seen that stupid commercial, The Prime... if you're into the whole brevity thing. Deion Sanders and his wife Pilar are getting divorced. As you might expect, this is about to turn ugly. Through her attorney, Pilar claims she didn't find out about the divorce proceedings until she read about it in the media. We're not sure how believable that is, but we've got the claims and a little background on old Neon Deion. It's gonna get ugly! Check it!
It's been one helluva year for the sports world where crazy people came out of the woodwork in droves. It was sometime around April 15 when it became apparent that streakers and nutjobs were overtaking the 2011 MLB season. Things got really weird in May when during one night in Seattle there were four streakers that jumped onto the field during a series against the Yankees. We have horse racing streakers, rugby streakers, baseball, football, Canadian football and a banana sling rugby World Cup streaker you cannot miss. Here's to 2011...we'll miss you but not all the dong. JUMP!
Former Chicago Cubs outfielder Sammy Sosa is at it again. The White Face is making appearances in strange places -- this time, Panama, where he met the president and first lady, had people make a big deal about him and either got or gave a big painting of himself in a Texas Rangers uniform and with The Black Face. Thing is, Sosa was still sporting The White Face. Lookin' sharp Sammy! Check it!
You used to wait anxiously all year for Christmas Day when there would be a Nintendo, a Ken Griffey Jr. 1989 Upper Deck rookie card, a super-cool Alf doll or even a Cabbage Patch doll for those of you metrosexuals who were of age during that period. Now you've grown up and just want to sleep late and wake up to a woman such as those on our 2011 Sexy WAGs of Christmas Past & Present. Of course they're in a relationship, but 'tis the season to dream big and remember what the Christmas spirit is all about. We have Adriana Lima, Danielle Lloyd, Erica Ellyson, Gemma Atkinson & more celebrating the Yuletide. JUMP!
Via NBC10 Philly: The Philadelphia Police Department is on the hunt for a serial bank robber. Officers say the suspect allegedly got away with wads of cash during a robbery at the Citizens Bank located at 7327 Frankford Avenue on Monday. Investigators say the same person robbed a Wells Fargo bank on Nov. 29, a PNC bank on Dec. 7 and the Firstrust bank on Dec. 14 of this year. This is the guy they're talking about. Let's bust this bro! firstname.lastname@example.org
So Mike Napoli is hanging out with his brother and sisters this week just making some cookies, having a flour fight and there's a high probability that everyone is drinking. Just a hunch. Well, as has been documented on Busted Coverage before, Nap-dog is one of our heros for his penchant for poon. You give an 18-year-old college art student a block of clay and tell him to create a BC reader, you get Napoli. So imagine our smile when we laid eyes on the shirt Naps was wearing last night. JUMP!
Christmas tree looking a little light this year? Struggling to make ends meet & can't get a nice gift for your Yankees-loving husband? BC has you covered. We got word from A&E Sports yesterday that they want three of you to take home some nice Yankees DVD gifts including one of you who'll get this insane Yankees collector megaset, no questions asked ($75 value!). We know times are still hard for many of you. Hopefully this will help one way or another. Details - JUMP!
Here we are in NYC for the Coed Magazine, CollegeCandy.com & BC holiday party & totally missed out last night on the Charlie Sheen phone number being posted - by Chuck - to Twitter. The weekend guy at BC, Matt, sent this over and wondered if I'd give Charlie a buzz to get his feelings on Pujols to the Angels. Will probably get around to it after slamming the free breakfast at this hotel on 35th. If you get through, tell us all about it. email@example.com
New York Yankees captain Derek Jeter is back to his free-swinging, lady-slaying ways. The shortstop is moving on from Minka Kelly with a series of one-night stands and he's such a swell guy he sends his lady friends home with a gift basket and some autographed memorabilia. We're not kidding. Here's what the clean-cut All-American boy is up to when no one is around. Read all about it!
You hear World Bikini Championships and instantly think of something having to do with Hooters and draft beer. Not so, my friends. Remember Missy Coles from back in the summer? She's the hot chick with insane implants who is dating Phillies pitcher Michael Schwimmer. She's also into this fitness bikini competition that combines beauty, muscle & how well you fill out a bikini. The world championships were held over the weekend. We have sad news to report - JUMP!
Albert Pujols is a member of the Los Angeles Angels, who aren't even near Los Angels, but that's another story. This story is about Pujols leaving the St. Louis Cardinals, where he was a folk hero or something like that. This is a story about a man, a hamburger named for that man, his defensive wife and the pissed off fans he left behind. Mostly, it's about a hamburger, though. And if this picture doesn't get you to check it out, there's something wrong with you. Bang it!
If you figured Joe Mauer would eventually marry a woman nearly as boring as Joe Mauer's public persona, pat yourself on the back. Meet Maddie Bisanz. She hit the lottery over the weekend. Mauer asked her to marry him and she became an instant millionaire, pending pre-nup paperwork. The Twins .300 hitting machine is set to make $23,000,000 per year for the next seven years. Cue the family lawyer for the pre-nup, Mauer. Of course we have more photos of the 8.5. JUMP!
The game itself may not be in season, but baseball players perpetrating creepy shit is definitely in season. No, this is not another Jerry Sandusky deal. We'd like to tell you know one was harmed, but a 31 year-old dude was trying to have sex with a 14 year-old girl. There's something fundamentally wrong with this. We may oogle women -- and we do oogle women -- but there's a line. Rob Francis is apparently not aware of it. JUMP!
You think Cleveland was mad when LeBron James publicly embarrassed them with his Jim Gray 'Decision?' Anger is boiling over in Missouri where fans are barely a month into enjoying another World Series ring and yet Albert Pujols goes and crushes their spirit by signing today with the Angels. Of course Twitter is angry. Of course the radio talk shows are 24-7 'What Albert meant to this city.' And then there is a Conoco and this message. Oh, it's on now, Pujols. JUMP!
Before we go any further with the normal anger from Twitter Nation, think about how easy it would be to say 'yes' to a guaranteed baseball contract that would pay you $68,493 per day (every day) for the next 10 years. Can't be taken away from you no matter how terrible you play in year 7 for the Angels. Of course you'd do the same thing Albert Pujols did today, agreeing to a 10-year, $250,000,000 contract with the team. Guess who's angry? JUMP!