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  • Johnny Manziel’s NYC Scarf Game, Jesse Jane At OKC Game & Dwight Flips Bird

    Johnny Manziel’s NYC Scarf Game, Jesse Jane At OKC Game & Dwight Flips Bird

      This is the first Saturday since August that there isn’t a GameDay and my ass was up at 4:45 a.m. Go figure.…

  • Chargers Fan Lighting Fake Blunt, Stabbing News Fail & Fat Peyton Manning

    Chargers Fan Lighting Fake Blunt, Stabbing News Fail & Fat Peyton Manning

      The Broncos’ probability of winning the Super Bowl dropped to 18% after last night’s inexcusable loss. The Seahawks are back to the…

  • Herbstreit Dines W/Webb-AJ, Urban Meyer To Texas & 141 Turnovers

    Herbstreit Dines W/Webb-AJ, Urban Meyer To Texas & 141 Turnovers

      You can’t tell me McCarron didn’t warn Herbstreit to stay away from his woman before dinner last night at one of those…

  • Danica Patrick In Showgirl Costume & Bill Cowher At Victoria’s Secret Show

    Danica Patrick In Showgirl Costume & Bill Cowher At Victoria’s Secret Show

    The Pacers rallied past the Heat, 90-84, last night in a rematch of teams that played in last season’s Eastern Conference Finals. Yawn.…

  • Leafs Lady Double Middle Finger, War Damn Eagle Dog & Frozen Beer

    Leafs Lady Double Middle Finger, War Damn Eagle Dog & Frozen Beer

      I tried to tell you guys yesterday that Tony Romo had entered December and he was due to go into the shitter.…

  • Drunk Chiefs Fan, Passed Out At Pats Game & Cardinals Fan Arrested

    Drunk Chiefs Fan, Passed Out At Pats Game & Cardinals Fan Arrested

      Say hello to the time of year when responsible adults quit going to NFL games, and instead, they sell their tickets to…

  • Jags Puker, Jesse Palmer’s Hair Traumatized & Multiple ESPN Interns Fired

    Jags Puker, Jesse Palmer’s Hair Traumatized & Multiple ESPN Interns Fired

    How about those Jacksonville Jaguars? Is there still time to sneak into the playoffs? The good news for Houston fans is that you’ll…

  • Redskins Fan Taking Leak On Cowboys Logo, Jeff George & FSU Ginger

    Redskins Fan Taking Leak On Cowboys Logo, Jeff George & FSU Ginger

    The big news this morning: I talked to my police sources, and they tell me Jameis Winston won’t be charged. So why will…

  • Browns Fan Shotgunning Fail, Rob Ford At Leafs Game & Ladies Of BBN

    Browns Fan Shotgunning Fail, Rob Ford At Leafs Game & Ladies Of BBN

    Nothing drives SEC fan crazier than Ohio State in the BCS (pending a Michigan State game) over a one-loss Auburn (pending a Missouri…

  • June Jones’ Movember ‘Stache, More Mrs. Deauxma & Lonely Tebow

    June Jones’ Movember ‘Stache, More Mrs. Deauxma & Lonely Tebow

      June Jones was the Falcons quarterback from 1977-1981 so he was way ahead of his time with Movember. The Seahawks now have…

  • Browns Fans Middle Finger Weeden, Spurs Boobs & Chiefs Fan’s Rattail

    Browns Fans Middle Finger Weeden, Spurs Boobs & Chiefs Fan’s Rattail

    And the Denver Broncos now have a 25% probability of winning the Super Bowl. On the other hand, the Chiefs are tanking in…

  • Tubgating At Lions Game, Karl Malone’s Thanksgiving & Cowboys Bathroom Shame

    Tubgating At Lions Game, Karl Malone’s Thanksgiving & Cowboys Bathroom Shame

      Vegas has Oregon as a -23 favorite tonight at home against Oregon State. Does that look enticing? Don’t say RJ Bell (@…

  • NIU Gets Dan Patrick On ESPN, NIU Pounding Fireball & 49ers Pornstar

    NIU Gets Dan Patrick On ESPN, NIU Pounding Fireball & 49ers Pornstar

    It’s finally here…the biggest bar night of the year. Get ready to see these posts from Buzzfeed: “8 Types of High School Friends…

  • Best Pac-12 Fur Coat Ever, Belding-T.O. Bro-fest & A Dirty Manziel Jersey

    Best Pac-12 Fur Coat Ever, Belding-T.O. Bro-fest & A Dirty Manziel Jersey

      We’re back to normal this morning after my trip to the A&M-LSU game. This was the sixth father-son college football trip I’ve…

  • Broncos Fan Smoking Joint At Mile High, Winnipeg Boobs & UT-NIU Signs

    Broncos Fan Smoking Joint At Mile High, Winnipeg Boobs & UT-NIU Signs

    So Northern Illinois wins the right to play in front of 8,500 fans at the MAC Championship at Ford Field in December. Congrats…

  • Ohio U. Doesn’t Want Bama, Broncos Boobs & Duke Fan Sleeping

    Ohio U. Doesn’t Want Bama, Broncos Boobs & Duke Fan Sleeping

    Last night, gambling insider RJ Bell (@RJinVegas) tweeted a photo of an interesting 12-team parlay that someone hit over the weekend.…