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  • Kate Upton & Verlander At Magic Game, Trebek’s Thumb & Rob Ford Celebrates

    Kate Upton & Verlander At Magic Game, Trebek’s Thumb & Rob Ford Celebrates

    I said UNDER 9.5 gold medals for the U.S. Look at the medal count. NINE! 9! Yep, the OVER was a goalpost away…

  • Sochi Grog, Bosh Looks Thirsty, Parcells At Marlins Camp & ESPN Interns Fired

    Sochi Grog, Bosh Looks Thirsty, Parcells At Marlins Camp & ESPN Interns Fired

    It figures that just when Bob Ley and LeBron are beefing, The King goes and gets a bloody nose against the Thunder. ESPN…

  • Kate Upton Grocery Store Display, Craig Sager In High School & Sochi Blackface

    Kate Upton Grocery Store Display, Craig Sager In High School & Sochi Blackface

      I’m starting to pay attention to college basketball now that we’re just a couple weeks away from conference tournaments. Syracuse looked terrible…

  • Porn Star In Team USA Jersey, Eli At Ole Miss & CNBC Nails Medal Flags

    Porn Star In Team USA Jersey, Eli At Ole Miss & CNBC Nails Medal Flags

      I’m starting to get nervous about my UNDER 9.5 golds for the U.S. They’re now at 7 with ice skating, hockey and…

  • Kate Upton 2014 SI Cover, Rob Ryan’s 7XL Shirt & Grabbin’ Sochi Ass

    Kate Upton 2014 SI Cover, Rob Ryan’s 7XL Shirt & Grabbin’ Sochi Ass

      You can now bet on this. From @BovadaLV: Who will win the 2016 #USA Presidential Election? Democratic Party (-140) Republican Party…

  • Johnny Weir Spooning Tara, Chris Bosh’s Camo Pants & Russian Zamboni Driver

    Johnny Weir Spooning Tara, Chris Bosh’s Camo Pants & Russian Zamboni Driver

      Nope, didn’t watch a single second of the worthless NBA All-Star Game. You know my deal: Wake me up in late May…

  • Jen Selter’s Butt In NOLA, Purdue Double Middle Finger & Duke Fan Reading

    Jen Selter’s Butt In NOLA, Purdue Double Middle Finger & Duke Fan Reading

      And the day is finally here for the worthless NBA All-Star Game. The guys can slap asses, throw down a few dunks,…

  • Sochi Unibrow, Sochi Beach Whales, Sochi Ski Bikini & Sochi Don Cherry

    Sochi Unibrow, Sochi Beach Whales, Sochi Ski Bikini & Sochi Don Cherry

    So I took a couple days off and the NFL went and stole the headlines from the Olympics. One day Manziel is telling…

  • Erin Andrews Paddleboarding, Norway Curling Pants & Sager’s Purple Velvet

    Erin Andrews Paddleboarding, Norway Curling Pants & Sager’s Purple Velvet

    Most local news in the East covered the impact of Winter Storm Pax pretty well, but they didn’t give enough attention to the…

  • Huge Snowball Fight At Neyland Stadium, F*ck Duke & Swimming in Sochi

    Huge Snowball Fight At Neyland Stadium, F*ck Duke & Swimming in Sochi

    If you are anywhere on the Eastern Seaboard today, you are hating your commute. Remember what happened in Atlanta a few weeks ago?…

  • Washington St. Flag In Sochi, Summer In Sochi & Sochi Skater Rattail

    Washington St. Flag In Sochi, Summer In Sochi & Sochi Skater Rattail

      Remember when I told you to take UNDER 9.5 gold medals for Team USA (currently have two – medal count)? That’s an…

  • Bob Costas Eyes Get Worse, Sochi Tanks, Curling Tomato & 100% Cok

    Bob Costas Eyes Get Worse, Sochi Tanks, Curling Tomato & 100% Cok

    The big news at the Olympics is that Bob Costas’ pink eye is getting worse (probably splashed Russian water on his face) and…

  • More Olympic Semen, Gronk At Beach Bar & Walmart Trolls Putin

    More Olympic Semen, Gronk At Beach Bar & Walmart Trolls Putin

      Yawn – NFL Draft hopeful Michael Sam is gay. Let’s stop and think about this for a minute: The New York Times…

  • Olympic Body Painting, Knitting During Snowboarding & Olympic Dong

    Olympic Body Painting, Knitting During Snowboarding & Olympic Dong

      So I took off 36 hours from the Internet and come back to find out that the big story is Marcus Smart…

  • Sochi Cheddar Cheese Apple Pie, CNN Sochi Fail & Bob Costas’ Eye

    Sochi Cheddar Cheese Apple Pie, CNN Sochi Fail & Bob Costas’ Eye

      It’s spelled S-H-A-U-N. You would think that CNN would have someone on staff who could get that corrected before airing this fail.…

  • Sochi Hotel Fails, Seahawks Penis Parade Sign & Blackhawks Scarf Bra

    Sochi Hotel Fails, Seahawks Penis Parade Sign & Blackhawks Scarf Bra

      And the Olympics have started! The media might not have beds to sleep on, or water to brush their teeth, or a…