The guys at JerseyChaser.com just happened to be at the Moby concert in L.A. on Saturday and so was A-list asshole Jay Mariotti looking lonely. Of course the last time this guy was officially seen in public it was the night in 2010 when he was arrested for roughing up his girlfriend. Jay told Jersey Chaser he was waiting on a chick. We're calling bullshit on that story. Go read the rest of the report. Life seems to be treating Jay very well.
And here we thought Kyle Orton had given up the bottle for good. A trained spotter at Sandestin Village, a resort in Destin, Fla., snapped a shot on July 4 of the Dallas Cowboys QB keeping company with a bottle. Maybe it was a non-alcoholic brew. Yeah, not likely. What does this mean for the Internet? What does this mean for Dallas bars after tough losses? This could get good *rubbing hands together* - JUMP!
• Scarlett Johansson's amazing bikini body • Nicole Scherzinger deep cleavage goodness • Kate Beckinsale sizzles in Glamour • Aubrey O'Day's career is really taking off • Kelly Brook hits the beach yet again • Cosplay week begins with the sexy Traci Hines • British Lucy Mecklenburgh leaves no doubt • Chances are, you don't know any of these chicks
Yes, we get it Internet, that's Rick Pitino in a pool throwing up the Ls. Now let's all put our collective heads together and figure out whose pool he's enjoying. It's not the pool at the house Rick's trying to sell for $2.2 million. Who are the the chicks and the pencil in the photo? No idea. How is it even remotely possible this is the only photo from Pitino's pool day to hit the Internets? No idea. JUMP!
In the market for a multi-million dollar house that is currently owned by a professional athlete and the house must have a cool pool? Sure you aren't, but it's not a crime to look. Maybe you work at Facebook and need a house near San Francisco? Barry Zito is trying to sell a mountainside retreat with what has to be the best pool view in athlete houses currently on the market: $11.45M. Looking for a grotto? You can buy Devin Harris' house: $2.1M. More - JUMP!
Have you been in the market for a giant house on three acres in the Louisville zip code and just can't find that perfect house? Rick Pitino has a house to sell that might be the perfect fit. Ignore the gaudy furniture and weird draperies. Focus on the pool with insane stonework and the man cave where you can impress your friends with tales of buying Rick Pitino's house. JUMP!
What have we learned from Rob Gronkowski about life over the last 12 months? Fist pumping, grinding on blondes, wearing Zubaz, being Team Leader of the JB's and having chicks cup your balls for Instagrams can all pay off. The Patriots tight end signed a six-year deal today worth $54 million. That's a HUGE deal for a guy who "still wears jeans from high school," according to his father. Just think of the beach house he can afford for Spring Break '13. It's on, beotches! JUMP!
Yesterday we ran photos of Jay Cutler at some famous Tennessee steeplechase event where he seemed to be bro'd out at a high level with his pink shirt and loafers. Chris in D.C. emailed us and said to look up a certain NFC West QB who was at a steeplechase event back in April. "Seems like going to a stupid horse race is suddenly the cool thing to do in the NFL," he wrote. Yep, Chris is right. We found our guy. JUMP!
Ho-hum. Dammit, how cool would it be to go back to your 22-24-year-old days and live life like Gronk and Team Jizz Blaster? From one city to the next. Tampa to Aruba, to Spring Break, to Boston, to the Playboy Mansion, back to Boston and then to Miami. That's in like 5 1/2 weeks. Seriously, if ESPN was to ever get in the 'reality' business, the time is now. Team Jizz Blaster on ESPN2 just going from city to city making bachelorette parties that much better. JUMP!
For those of you who were stuck at home during today's ceremonies at Fenway, you missed an apparently drunken Pedro Martinez and Kevin Millar standing on the Red Sox dugout and leading an awkward toast with fans. Yes, Pedro and Cowboy Up had bottles of grape juice in their hands, but we assume they were pounding something strong earlier in the day. Nothing makes us smile quite like drunken Pedro. One of the best. JUMP!
Little late on this one only because most people don't really care about Greg Schiano or the house he's trying to sell in New Jersey since he'll be spending the next 3-5 years in Tampa. Is there a more uninteresting NFL hire like Schiano in the last 5 years besides Dick Jauron in Buffalo? Ok, Romeo Crennel needs to be in the same breath. Anyway, Schiano is selling his N.J. dump but let's all focus on Greg's couch collection. JUMP!
So we kinda got into it last night with Auburn nation over the Charles Barkley with greasy redneck Auburn bros during rodeo weekend photo. We thought Auburn fans/students were honored to be called greasy rednecks. Maybe coming from a Yankee it was an insult. Just reporting what we see. And the guys with Barkley look like their clothes could use a wash. Anyway, Chuck also took time out of his night for picture time with this lass. JUMP!
Remember how everyone was laughing at Troy Aikman last year when he listed his Dallas mansion for $24,000,000? "Ridiculous asking price. He's nuts. Never going to sell that place." Blah, blah, blah. Guess who's now selling his house for $14,000,000 and the adjacent .90 acres of land for $11,500,000? That's right, Aikman. According to Dallas real estate expert Candy Evans, someone is interested in that .90 acres. Who's laughing now, punks? JUMP!
Three items stand out in this video from last night's Coyotes-Blackhawks NHL playoffs first-round game in Phoenix. (1.) St. Louis Blues fan is uber excited to be at a game featuring Phoenix & Chicago. (2.) Is Coyotes fan planning to take all five beer cups home with him? Having a hard time locating red Solo cups in the PHX, brah? (3.) Just look at the eyes on (we're calling her) Connie as she soldiers through OT. All kinds of f*cked up? JUMP!
And the hits keep coming for Bobby Petrino. His phone records are in the public domain and now we learn from Friends of the Program that the Petrino house in Fayetteville is for sale. Let's just say this isn't the house you sell because you plan on buying bigger. It's your forever house. The kind of house an SEC coach purchases with no intentions of leaving for a long, long time. The bad news is that Bobby won't be needing it. Take a tour! JUMP!
You know how to get away with drinking beers during an NFL offseason and get away with it? Win a Super Bowl. The more we look into Eli Manning's April itinerary, the clearer it becomes that this guy just might be a closeted hardo looking to make his grand entrance onto the hardo scene. While Peyton is worrying about building a contender in Denver, Eli is sipping beers in Mississippi & Miami. Not even hiding the booze. JUMP!