Of course everyone is going nuts over Tom Brady's "F*ck you, bitches" from yesterday. Meanwhile, we're over here laughing - HARD - at Bills' ball boy going balls to the walls trying to snag this kickoff ball with the Pats leading 42-21 early in the 4th. Does it look like he separates his shoulder with that fall? Yes. Did the refs stop play for medics to scoop his ass off the field? Yes. Will ball boy be in the IR? Yes. Ball boy lesson: never leave your feet for a stupid football. JUMP!
After all our years of watching football we're pretty confident we've seen it all. Every once in a while though the Internet comes through with a video like this and just smacks you in the face. Who would've thought a random high school football game in Washington between Tumwater and Capital would provide such entertainment? The game was a close one, but when Tumwater pulled off this insane 2 point conversion, the momentum swung in their favor. JUMP!
Ever see a professional golfer encourage the crowd to go crazy during his tee shot at the Ryder Cup? Now you have. Here's Bubba Watson openly encouraging the crowd to act like morons before a drive this afternoon at the Ryder Cup at Medinah. At last check, Bubba and Webb Simpson were smoking the Euros, Paul Lawrie and Peter Hanson, in a four-ball match, 3 UP thru 5. And guess what Bubba did with the drive? Crushed it! JUMP!
Finally, a documentary on the Oregon cheerleaders has been made and uploaded to YouTube. Sure, it's only 6:23 (minutes) long, but the story can be told via a couple of dance routines (in 720p) that you'll be showing the boys at work. How this Tom Emerson character got this kind of access to the girls is beyond our comprehension. Seriously, he nearly gets kicked in the head. Tom soldiers on and gives you so many hair whips that you'll need a shower. JUMP!
Not sure what is going on in this video, but this guy flat out has to be a serial killer, right? If it wasn't weird enough bringing two beheaded mannequins on sticks, this guy has the crazy eye. The game was at Fenway Park and one thing is for sure...not one single Red Sox fan messed with this guy. If a guy has the balls to bring severed heads to the ballpark, you can only imagine what he's doing at home behind closed doors. Scary stuff. JUMP!
What's more embarrassing to the Boston Red Sox: their 2012 season or having a visiting team haze its rookies in front of your famed Green Monster? Here are the Tampa Rays last night making their rookies do a little dance to 'Call Me Maybe' before last night's game. The Rays might be five games out of the wild card race, but they're staying loose and shaking it on the road. Listen closely - that's James Shields recording this beauty. JUMP!
Why was DVR and rewinding live TV the greatest invention of our time? Because men can now take iPhone video of a Miami Dolphins cheerleader, turn it into a slow motion video and then put it on YouTube. There's nothing really special about this :25 video. Just a cheerleader doing her thing. We're just here to appreciate the use of slow motion. While everyone raves about NFL Films and Steve Sabol, we'll just be here appreciating slow motion. JUMP!
"LEAVE ME ALONE!...I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!" Are those shorts worn by Steelers fan considered capri pants? "LEAVE ME ALONE!" The shocking part of this Steelers-Raiders brawl is that the white dude is actually the better pugilist. We figured that Mexican would've been a better fighter considering he is a Raiders fan and probably had to beat a guy for that Plunkett jersey. Anyway, "LEAVE ME ALONE!" JUMP!
How do we know NFL fans have officially lost their minds over the replacement refs? Lions fan, specifically YouTuber Reverend Burn, are openly angry that the Packers lost on the Seattle Screwjob call. A quick look at the NFL standings tells us that it was actually a good thing for Lions fan. But not in Reverend's mind. He's all kinds of pissed off and won't let this disaster go without a profanity-laced tirade. JUMP!
Before the Georgia Bulldogs manhandled Vanderbilt on Saturday afternoon something strange happened at a tailgate party. The "dougie" phenomenon that blew up when Kate Upton did it back in 2011 had become dormant. It got old. People forgot about it...until now. The middle aged white people in Athens, Georgia have officially brought "dougie-ing" back to the forefront. The video is highlighted by a Georgia bro pointing at his junk and thrusting at a blonde coed. JUMP!
The NFL season is only three weeks old and somehow the Bills fans have found their way into yet another nasty fight video on BC. This time the Bills were on the road in Cleveland and a good number of Bills fans made the trek to the Dawg Pound. Never a friendly place for visiting fans, the Browns fans didn't take too kindly to some antagonistic Bills fans. One shove of the bro in the Mario Williams jersey and this thing popped off. Don't sleep on the old guy in the red hoodie either! JUMP!
Who's a little excited about beating the Patriots on an obviously blown call from a worthless replacement ref? This guy. It's just Week 3, but Ravens bro's energy was higher than ever as he squealed like a kid on Christmas morning after Justin Tucker's field goal sailed through (over?) the uprights. It's pretty NSFW so throw on the headphones for this one. JUMP!
Did the Jets get lucky yesterday in their 23-20 overtime win? In case you missed it, the Jets were lining up for the game-winning field goal, Nick Folk unloaded on a 33-yarder, but it was blocked. The only problem was that Joe Philbin called a timeout to ice the kicker. Folk gets another shot, hits the winner and the Jets escape Miami with the win and first place in the AFC East. The Jets ran off the field and this happened. JUMP!
Was this a guy on guy boob groping at yesterday's Virginia Tech-Bowling Green game? Or is that a college chick with man arms and an Adam's apple? It's very hard to tell. Not that it matters. It's still a stellar, early fourth quarter boob grab sent to us by @RobPatterson83. Why was Patterson still watching a 30-0 blowout? Gambling purposes, we suppose. Anyway, someone at Va. Tech needs to explain this rack attack. Boyfriends? JUMP!
Let this be a lesson to all you small time cops out there who think you can post info about Dabo Swinney's speeding ticket on a South Carolina message board - on police time. According to the Pickens County (SC) Courier, a cop was fired when he posted details of the traffic stop on Sports247.com. The real story here is that Dabo was late to his radio call-in show that was being held in a Bi-Lo grocery store. Seriously. Watch fans shake Dabo's hand. JUMP!
Apparently the Red Sox don't draw quite like they used to. In an attempt to bump up their attendance for last night's game, the Rays decided to host "Star Trek Night At The Trop". Fans were encouraged to come to the game decked out in Star Trek costumes and accessories. There's no other way to put it. The freaks were out. One guy even brought in some sword type weapon which had no business getting through security. JUMP!
How do drunk rednecks come down off a crazy finish last weekend in the Kentucky-Western Kentucky game? For this guy, he gets his ass stomped by some chick who looks like she's had some MMA training. Yes, that's a hotel. Yes, he eventually drills her back. Yes, Kentucky dude is all kinds of bloodied. Yes, the hotel doesn't have a quick response team. The black people recording this can barely comprehend these morons. JUMP!
Let's start off by saying this: Dexter Fowler takes this like a champ! When trying to breakup a double play in a game against the Giants, Fowler slid in a little higher than normal. The end result was a relay throw to the top of the head. Shortstop Brandon Crawford slung the ball at full velocity and hit Fowler square in the head. Now this has nothing on the Brandon McCarthy incident, but it's still impressive seeing Fowler walk away like nothing happened. JUMP!
Who in their right mind is going to a Pirates-Cubs game in the middle of September? One of the funniest baseball fans of the 2012 campaign, that's who. In the 9th inning of a boring 3-0 Pirates win, this Cubs fan came through and saved the day for any viewers that were still tuned in. Through nearly two full at bats this bro was right in the line of vision making BJ motions with both hands. Since Wrigley's security was probably drunk, they took a while to respond. JUMP!
Not sure how this one slipped through the cracks, but leave it to the bros in Lexington to have the college football fight video of the weekend. Only hours before the Wildcats were embarrassed at home by the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers, one of the oddest tailgate fights we've ever seen took place. It seemed like a massive group of Kentucky fans just ganged up on a fellow Wildcat for no reason. Then the salmon shirted scumbag steps in. JUMP!
Talk about wearing your emotions on your sleeve. This South Carolina trainer made her thoughts very clear as WR Bruce Ellington walked by her in nothing but his undershirt. She looked him up and down more than once, and as he passed by, a big smile formed on her face. Ellington had a strong game, with 5 catches for 98 yards, before a shoulder injury sidelined him for the rest of the game, so she could've been admiring his on-field effort...right? JUMP!
The #14 ranked Texas Longhorns rolled into Oxford, Mississippi on Saturday and laid the wood on the Rebels, winning 66-31. By now Ole Miss fans must be used to it, but at least one guy got his 15-seconds of fame on Saturday. Apparently fed up with the showing by Ole Miss, this frat bro took off ran out to 25-yard-line and gave the crowd a bare-ass mooning! Soon after the bro was destroyed by two security guards. JUMP!
In case you were still passed out or tailgating Saturday morning, Tom Rinaldi's piece on GameDay didn't revolve around a dead person or someone who will die within days. Rinaldi actually investigated Derek Dooley's orange pants. It was your typical Rinaldi piece with great writing, sappy clichés, moving metaphors, etc. Then, at the end of the piece Rinaldi was wearing orange pants. Then, he wore the pants straight to the airport. JUMP!
Remember the Raiders home opener against the Chargers where fans were brawling in the first row? Yes, the same game where the sheriff said fan violence was about normal for a Raiders game. Yeah, well, it wasn't too safe. Fans were actually fighting in at least one bathroom, as seen in this video that was just uploaded on Sunday, showing us all the fun. The best part: the fight is in beautiful 1080p HD! Think there's any piss on that floor? JUMP!
Remember 2007: Dallas trailed the Seahawks by a point late in that contest before driving deep into enemy territory to set up a go-ahead field goal attempt with 1:19 left. However, quarterback Tony Romo -- then also serving as the Cowboys' holder -- mishandled the snap from center and kicker Martin Gramatica was never able to get an attempt off as Seattle escaped with a narrow 21-20 win. That was one of Romo's biggest boners, says Bill Simmons. JUMP!
Huge fan of the movie Rookie Of The Year? We are too, that's why it's great to see rookie Manny Machado pulling the infamous "hidden ball trick" that Henry perfects in Rookie Of The Year. It's not exactly the same, but along the same lines. Machado is charging a rolling ball down the third base line and appears to whip the ball to first to catch the runner. Low and behold, Machado faked out the runner on third, nabbing him rounding the base. JUMP!
Of course you want to see Raiders fans fighting each other during Monday's game against the Chargers. We're not talking just a small fracas. This is the fight where a woman didn't want cops putting handcuffs on her. The one where a guy wearing a Howie Long jersey is brawling with another Raiders fan. And all of this is in the front row of the lower level. It sure looks like Roger Goodell's fan experience initiatives are working. JUMP!
This isn't the first time we've featured one of the San Diego Padres ball girls here on BC. A few weeks back, Padres ball girl Catalina made an insane catch. We've come to expect greatness from the Padres ball girls so this video is a real bummer. It's a different ball girl, but she seems primed and ready to make a great catch. Enter cowardly security guard. This guy is there to protect people and he scurries off like a little kid, botching the ball girls catch attempt! JUMP!
Why should anyone be surprised Mike Francesa was sleeping during his interview with Sweeny Murti. You really think Francesa really cares about the Yankees-Orioles? The guy can only think of a couple things: cashing those huge checks and the recliner his giant ass will be plopped in for Wheel of Fortune at 7 EST. The guy is 58 and has three kids under 8-years-old. Cut him some slack. JUMP!
Of course you remember the Chicago Bears stripper pole fail chick from Monday morning. She tries to work the pole, spins on the pole and then falls off the pole. It was a hard fall on her back. We figured she broke her back, would swear of tailgate pole dancing and spend a few days in the hospital. Not so, says the marketing director at Timothy O'Toole's pub. That's where stripper pole chick works. JUMP!
Are you a father who thinks Kip has the tools to become a D-I defensive prospect? Does he destroy running backs with regularity? Is your son 10 and capable of benching 225 at least 14 times? Busted Coverage wants videos of Kip destroying opponents on a football field. Bigger the hit, better the chances your son will be seen by our friends at ESPN who cruise through BC here and there. If your son make 'em piss blood, he gets posted. JUMP!
The photo of James Harden, in his United States of America Nike shirt, making a thick stripper work for his stack of cash has been on the Internet for a couple weeks. Now comes the video. How does the OKC Thunder star blow off steam during the summer? Oh, by waving a wad of bills in this thickie's face. If she wants the cash, it's going to take effort. Do your thing, girlfriend. We're guessing Nike is enjoying this product placement. JUMP!
Spirits were obviously high last night at M&T Bank Stadium. The Ravens coasted to a 44-13 victory over the division rival Bengals, so it makes sense that things got a little more laid back in the stands late in the game. We're not entirely sure what is going on here. Girl 1 begins crawling underneath Girl 2. Girl 2 bends over, sticking her ass out in a suggestive manner. Then her man begins smacking away! Gotta love Ravens fans! JUMP!
What do we know about this high school football streaker? (1.) He's ballsy (2.) This took place at Seminole high school (3.) Balls McGee was highly coordinated. It's rare to see a naked high school streaker have a getaway car, but that's exactly what Balls McGee planned. Just watch as he has to scale two fences to escape the fuzz. :bows: JUMP!
Would you expect anything less than middle fingers and smoking weed on live TV from the mutants who cheer for the Oakland Raiders? Not us. This storyline isn't new. It's the home opener at Oakland Alameda Stadium. Some rookie TV reporter gets the garbage assignment of doing the live shot from the Raiders tailgate. His job is to talk to people who won't kill him. Here's what he found before the Chargers game. JUMP!
The big news from the Arkansas vs. UL-Monroe game on Saturday night? Nope, not that Tyler Wilson went down with an injury and the Razorbacks lost in OT to the scrubs from Monroe. BC reader @chifan414 made sure to send us video of this Arkansas coach adjusting himself with some weird motion that's not the usual readjustment method. Jock itch or playin' with it: you be the judge! JUMP!
If you are a Bears fan you are probably happy with how your team played yesterday...unless you are this chick. Confidence was growing with every beer and jello shot and she finally worked up the courage to hop up on the pole. Spinning around, she must've felt like she was on top of the world with the guys hooting and hollering at her every move. Then it all came crashing down...literally. JUMP!
It didn't take long for NFL fan violence to step up and grab headlines. Say hello to a video that's going to go nuts in the New York tabloids. It's not just another Bills-Jets fan fight. It's a juice head Jersey Shore bro drilling a Bills fan (woman) with a sucker punch that drops the woman to the ground. Never before in the history of Busted Coverage have we seen such a disgusting display of fan fight behavior. That's her head snapping backwards. JUMP!
Eddie George had a malfunction during the Fox halftime show tonight when he tried to say "clock" and left the 'l' out of the ever elusive "clock," resulting in a cock. Luckily, one of our Twitter friends had the DVR running and blasted out a video of the flub. We're told Eddie did his best not to bust a gut laughing. Or was that Joey Harrington who could barely contain himself because he rarely hears that word in his lily white world. JUMP!
Tulane defensive back Devon Walker was taken by ambulance to a Tulsa hospital this afternoon after he collided with a teammate at the end of the first half of today's game. According to the Fox Sports sideline reporter, Walker stopped breathing as medical staff was taking off his pads and jersey. CPR was administered and Walker was stabilized. JUMP!
The Braves took on the Rockies yesterday in Atlanta. It was a pretty uninteresting game for the most part and was 0-0 heading into the bottom of the second. Rockies catcher Wilin Rosario was routinely tossing the ball back to pitcher Jhoulys Chacin when something odd happened. Chacin just totally missed the ball and it went rolling towards second base, allowing Juan Francisco to score from third! JUMP!
Those of you who don't live in SEC country or have never spent time in SEC country after Labor Day just don't understand how miserable certain news can make a little boy. Take Little Vols kid. His mother just learned that Little Vols will be playing flag football on the red team, not the orange team. She does what all good parents should do and drops the news while a video is running. Sorry, kid, your new coach is Mark Richt, not Derek Dooley. JUMP!
If you are expecting sympathy from us in this post, stop reading now. This girl is infuriating. She didn't get a ball that she thought she deserved so she threw a hissy-fit for an inning. The girl was literally screaming and flailing her arms until she got her baseball. Props to the players for ignoring her too. Flat-out not giving the girl the time of day...that is until her MILF of a mom flashed some cleavage. Never seen a baseball get tossed into a crowd that fast before! JUMP!
JERRY JONES DOESN'T CLEAN HIS OWN GLASSES. I REPEAT, JERRY JONES DOESN'T CLEAN HIS OWN GLASSES. JERRY JONES DOESN'T CLEAN HIS OWN GLASSES. I REPEAT, JERRY JONES DOESN'T CLEAN HIS OWN GLASSES. JERRY JONES DOESN'T CLEAN HIS OWN GLASSES. I REPEAT, JERRY JONES DOESN'T CLEAN HIS OWN GLASSES. Video - JUMP!
We can say with full confidence that 90% of our readers were not watching today's game between the Oakland A's and the LA Angels. No worries, we got you guys covered. In the 4th inning, Erick Aybar hit a line drive right up the middle...until it connected directly with A's pitcher Brandon McCarthy's head. McCarthy dropped like a ton of bricks and trainers immediately came to his side. Respect to McCarthy though...bro walked off on his own power. JUMP!
Nope, you can't watch the 2012 Paralympics here in the States, but you can in the UK. And viewers are uploading fail videos at an alarming rate. Take blind soccer. You know what people think is funny? These YouTube users think it's funny when a guy has an open shot and whiffs. Not that BC thinks it's funny for a blind guy to whiff on a kick. That's so shallow. Like you guys would even chuckle at a blind guy whiffing on an open soccer shot. JUMP!
Over the past two years we have been subject to a wide variety of Gronk videos. From the corny Madden promos to his partying escapades, we've seen it all...until now. ESPN thought it would be a good idea to get Gronk in a fantasy football promotional video. Just Gronk and the camera, what could go wrong? The guy comes off as a total buffoon and went as far as comparing you (the viewer) to a chicken cutlet. JUMP!
Nothing gets the Internet excited like a grandma putting her lips around a plastic hose and bonging 24 oz. or so of domestic beer. So, let's get to the action. Here is white hair hanging out of her granny van and pounding some suds on the way out of the Soldier Field parking lot after the Iowa Hawkeyes squeaked by Northern Illinois, 18-17. Prepare to get famous, grandma. JUMP!
Great Britain Paralympic Games athlete David Wetherill tweeted this evening, "Table Tennis is an instinctive sport, may never play a shot like it ever again. Fight for every point, was never letting that one go(.)" He's talking about an insane forehand point that has the Internet gasping for air. Wetherill uses a crutch on his left arm and seems to have a bad right leg. Let's just say you're about to be very jealous at David's shot-making abilities. JUMP!
ROLL TIDE! Cowboyintn1979 is back and it's like Christmas morning for us here at BC. Baby, we know we bad. Everybody else knows we f*ckin' bad. Who the f*ck we have on our schedule we can't beat. Ain't nobody f*ckin' touch us. Roll Tide on that ass! Michigan's quarterback wasn't worth a f*ck. Michigan wasn't worth a f*ck. Folks, there isn't a better trash talking college football fan on YouTube. JUMP!
Poor Kentucky football. Not only are the Wildcats getting drilled by in-state rival Louisville, they're also facing an SEC schedule. Will UK win a game in the SEC? 95% sure they won't. Then, as if losing to your rival to open the season isn't bad enough, you get this smartass Louisville student middle fingering you after failing on 4th and 9, or so. Yes, we were actually watching this game late in the 4th quarter on Labor Day weekend. It's our job. JUMP!
Look at Ohio State welcoming in state rival Miami and throwing a 56-10 beating on the bros. Yes, the days of Jim Tressel pulling out 20-3 wins against the MAC are over. Now the Buckeyes have
Tebow Braxton Miller throwing for two bills and rushing for another 163 yards. And let's not forget that 23 of those yards came via an amazing one-handed TD catch from Devin Smith. Will you see a better play this year in college football? Unlikely. JUMP!
By now you've heard that a 45-year-old fan died at last night's Texans-Vikings game after falling off an escalator. That got us thinking about this preseason at Reliant Stadium and whether the fan falling off the escalator was an isolated incident or are the fans possibly out of control. A few searches later and we're watching Texans fans fighting USC fans during a 49ers game on August 18. This is a helluva melee and even includes a kid throwing punches. JUMP!
What happens when a Missouri football music video starts going viral on SEC message boards? SEC fans bury the video with as many Todd Akin-inspired rape jokes before YouTube censors start deleting. That's what's going on over at YouTube right now with this awful Mizzou football song performed by some d-bags in a boat with ugly bikini chicks. We happened to screencap some of the best rape comments before deletion. JUMP!
Pablo Sandoval and Brandon Crawford combined for a circus catch in last nights game against the Houston Astros. Sandoval AKA The Kung Fu Panda made a mad dash from third base to chase down a foul ball. He got to the spot but over-pursued and ended up falling over, losing control of the ball. Enter shortstop Brandon Crawford. This bro hustled over from his position to make arguably the catch of the year! JUMP!
Last night's Padres-Braves game came and went. Odds are none of you watched it and that's a damn shame because you missed the catch of the night. Logan Forsythe, the Padres infielder hit what looked like a routine foul ball...until a Padres ball girl named Catalina stepped in. Hopping up instinctively from her chair, Catalina stuck her glove out and pulled a frozen rope out of the air. Best part? Braves reliever Chad Durbin pays Catalina his respects with a fist-pound. JUMP!
You know who nearly died during yesterday's Broncos-49ers game? This security guard taking a David Akers laser to the left shoulder blade. Even Joe Buck was concerned for Security Bro, thinking he was concussed from a shot to the melon. Replay shows it was a shoulder shot, though. You put Akers' left leg in the thin air and he's bouncing shots off people standing 10 feet behind the end zone. Thankfully Security Bro will survive and hopefully work a full season. JUMP!
Poor, Rebecca Hall. She's a blonde broadcaster for KTLA, a station known for its bimbos, and she's trying to read a teleprompter during a piece on Vin Scully. Everything is going just fine for Hall until she has to read the punchline. HERE IT COME! HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! "C'mon Vin, get your shit together," Hall said. OMG, did I just say that! HA! LOL! JUMP!
Um, if an Ohio State coach getting trucked by 6-0, 232-lb running back Carlos Hyde doesn't get you excited for Thursday's college football kickoffs, you need to stop visiting BC, immediately. Here's your Week 1 college football schedule. Anyway, let's get to this video of the Hyde trucking. It's from that ESPN Training Days thing Urban Meyer did with ESPN. The Buckeyes need all the exposure they can get while on probation. JUMP!
What gets BC excited about the Canadian Football League? Not much. It is funny, however, to look at CFL rosters, where they list guys as "Imports" or "Non-Imports." Anyway, let's get to this huge hit in the Week 9 game featuring Montreal vs. Hamilton. QB Henry Burris, still a legend up north, launches a pass that is picked off. That's bad news for his teammate, Onrea Jones, who is about to get lit up by Kyries Hebert. JUMP!
Who is only college mascot in college football who chugs beers through a straw that goes through his/her mascot head? Answer: Oski, from the Cal Bears. Yes, it is Berkeley so fans don't even think twice of a mascot chugging a beer through a straw. Just happens at the bar all the time. The thing is, the actual act of the chugging hadn't been seen by the Internet - until last night. JUMP!
We had to wait until week three of the preseason for a brutal, cringe-worthy injury, but thanks to Marc Mariani we now have one. Mariani, a third year pro out of Montana, was returning a kick in last nights game against the Cardinals when his leg got tangled up on his way to the ground. The end result was something grizzly, something that would cause more pain than I hope to endure in a lifetime. JUMP!
Um, what did we say about the UFC before Chael Sonnen fought Anderson Silva a month ago? We said the sport was in big trouble because it has one transcending figure and that guy is Sonnen. We also said Dana White fight cards are, dare we say, becoming boring. And now Jon Jones has declined a UFC 151 last-minute replacement (Sonnen) for Dan Henderson. That means no UFC 151 PPV. Of course Sonnen went off on Jones via ESPN. JUMP!
Cubs fans just can't catch a break. As if the humiliation of a 47-76 record isn't bad enough, this guy has to deal with the fact that he was on TV doing this. He totally whiffed on the ball, and fell over the edge of the wall. Oh, it gets worse...he loses part of his scalp. Poor schmuck just totally f*cked up this attempt, and thanks to the internet, he won't be living it down anytime soon. JUMP!
Minor league football player John Taylor is nicknamed the house...and for good reason. This big fella comes in at 6'11" weighing a whopping 500 pounds. The Central Penn Piranha just became the most well known team in the history of the Gridiron Developmental Football League. Anytime you trot a guy out who outweighs the heaviest NFL player in history...by 90 pounds...you'll open some eyes. JUMP!
The Ichiro era in Seattle was down to the 50% rack at the Mariners team store. So, what does a robber do? He busts through a door at the team store, grabs 16 Ichiro jerseys and makes a run for it. Those were $240 jerseys before Ichiro was traded to the Yankees. The play here has to be storing the jerseys for like 8-10 years and take them to the 2020 Coachella Festival where they'll be worth like $300. JUMP!
Imagine working the sh*tty mercantile exchange all day trying to keep track of hog prices and answering calls from your annoying wife about your mother-in-law wanting to get together for a family dinner on Saturday night. Yeah, f**k that, right? So you and the boys decide to totally skip dinner at home to catch a White Sox game. 'Andy' decides to tie one on and eventually spank his ass to Lady Gaga during a pitching change. JUMP!
It's unclear when this Yankees tailgating video was shot, but we'll guess it was over the weekend when the Red Sox were in town since that one bro already has his Ichiro shirt. If there's one thing we've learned over the years, it's that Internet gold usually occurs when House of Pain's 'Jump Around' is played at a tailgate. There's probably some dude at James Madison studying the song's effect on bro society. JUMP!
How does Chris Perez entertain himself now that the Indians season is a waste and he's closing games just to keep his $4,500,000 salary rolling in? He gets in an f-bomb fight with an A's fan - just because it seems fun. You know this kind of A's fan. He shows up early for BP, finds a guy who's likely to jab with him and then acts like a d-bag. Perez not only obliges A's d-bag with a verbal fight, he has A's fan ejected. JUMP!
"Hands up, motherf**kers! Hands up!" That's the battle cry from Jason Witten fan at Saturday's Cowboys-Chargers game at Jack Murphy. The football season hasn't really started until the first fan fight videos start rolling in. You won't see Whitey Witten throw punches, but he's full of great ghetto slang that'll entertain your ass at work this morning. "Hands up, motherf**kers!" JUMP!
ESPN recently dispatched Ed Werder to Mississippi to check on how Brett Favre is handling his second summer of retirement and Brett's new job as Oak Grove High School offensive coordinator. Things seem to be going pretty good. Favre's offense put a 64-6 spanking on Sumrall. According to MaxPreps, things got ugly in the 2nd quarter when the offense exploded for 34 unanswered. Of course Brett is taking an "aw-shucks" approach to this gig. JUMP!
Before you drill us for picking on a little kid digging for gold at the Little League World Series, just realize that if you want to see all the cute moments of youth at the LLWS, you have to see the nose pickers, too. At least the kid was quick about it. Got the finger in, did his business and even pulled off a thumb maneuver. JUMP!