Poor Rex Ryan. Dude makes his movie debut in Adam Sandler's abortion of a flick, Jack & Jill, runs his mouth about the Patriots and then gets drubbed at home. You'd think that the Buffet Killer wouldn't share his thoughts with fans on the way to his post-game presser, but that's exactly what happened last night. A camera was rolling as Rex exited. The fan's comment: "Hey Rex, Belichick is better than you." And we have fireworks! JUMP!
Thanks to Penn State becoming a major downer, the college football season has gone into boring mode. Even people getting drunk and fighting at games is down. Tailgating pukers are drying up. Even the reliable tailgating beer bong FAIL videos just aren't around this year. That means we've turned to sportscasters and their unfortunate tongue slips. Take WISN-TV this weekend after Wisconsin crushed Minnesota & the team went nuts over Paul Bunyan's ax. JUMP!
Ahh, those were the days. 2007. Busted Coverage was called Big Ten Tailgate back in those days. Then the Big Ten threatened us with a lawsuit. Busted Coverage was born that December night. A month before the BC birth, Penn State played Ohio State in State College. On Monday morning we discovered this video and all hell broke loose over Pikes pelting Buckeyes fan with full beer cans. Guess who stepped in and investigated - fully? Graham Spanier! Yessir. JUMP!
Yesterday it was Matt Millen crying while thinking about his beloved university being disgraced by the Jerry Sandusky scandal. Now we have Colin Cowherd hitting the breaking point thanks to a caller telling him about living with the burden of being molested. Strong men are showing us its ok to shed a few tears over this debacle. Has Joe Paterno shed any tears? Not that we know of. He's been busy leading chants. But Cowherd has. JUMP!
It's good to see the students at Penn State have a grasp on reality and what was in that 17-page Jerry Sandusky indictment. Oh, we get it. Penn State students just love to have a reason to 'riot' and 'rally in the streets' because what the f$%^ else you going to do in State College, Pa. It's in the middle of absolutely nothing. Nearest city with a pulse? Altoona sounds like a blast. Anyway, we meet 'Kara' & hear why students were in the streets last night. JUMP!
*Disclaimer: Matt Millen is on the honorary board of Second Mile, the foundation started by Jerry Sandusky to eventually build a stable of young boys to rape, as police allege. So, anyway, ESPN has Matt Millen on today in order to give his unbiased opinion on what should happen to Penn State. And then it happens. Matt tries to give his opinion but is overcome with emotions when thinking of heads rolling in State College. JUMP!
The Lingerie Football League continues to amaze us on a weekly basis. Whether it's some new chick stepping up and making a name for herself or Sean Salisbury elevating Angela Rypien to elite status two games into her career, this league is on fire. Take last Friday night and one call from this LFL referee who is still learning the intricacies of this league. See, there's this thing called illegal defense. And it's usually called on the defense. JUMP!
Not going to lie this afternoon. Uncle BC had an early night on Friday to save the liver for Saturday's LSU-Bama game. That meant a cozy night curled up on the couch and watching the Seattle Mist vs. Las Vegas Sin in the Lingerie Football League. A sold-out crowd packed the ShoWare Center and the Mist even had a pep band for the 2011 home opener. Of course all eyes were on Angela Rypien. But a depantsing was the major highlight. JUMP!
You know what's rare in NFL fan fight video history over the last decade? Patriots' fans brawling with each other. Just doesn't seem to happen because they're all bros just destroying broads, cheering for championships and getting sized for Super Bowl rings. But, when Goldilocks & Hoodie lose two in a row, the loyalists start freaking out on each other. Take this brawl last night at the Giants game. It's go time. JUMP!
We're building a giant list of potential 2011-12 bowl game guest pickers and demand one of you name Bama's Chopstick Picker. We want Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, etc. Our intel experts say he's a freshman. Looks to be an IT student. Hangs out with other freshman chicks named Abby and Keri. CBS was having trouble with its cut-aways during the 1st half but all that changed during OT when "Chopstick Picker" was on his game. JUMP!
It's the video the giant herd of sports bloggers are gagging on this morning so we'll just get this out of the way. Cal Clutterbuck drilled a ref during a brawl last night with Vancouver's Maxim Lapierre. Bloggers are pretty much destroying their keyboards with human excrement so if you've already seen this we're so friggin' sorry. Anyway, Clutterbuck, a huge hero of the Movember movement is kinda in some trouble for this. JUMP!
Yes, we've been sleeping on all things 2011 World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party and that would include the post-game violence between Florida fans. Here we have annoying Florida redneck chick screaming for the boys to stop. You know the kind of chick. Won't shut up when she's drunk. Usually ends up sleeping with the guy wearing a camo hat and driving a jacked Jeep. Watch Manute Bol get in a few good punches. JUMP!
Remember the f-bombing, WalMart sunglasses wearing, 'Super Cracker' shirt wearing redneck MegaSkeet420 character we introduced a couple weeks ago? Yeah, homeboy is back and is super pissed about this LSU-Alabama game. In this week's diatribe, Skeet goes after you corn dog LSU fans with multiple variations of 'mother$%^&ers' and 'f$%^ yous.' For us this is like Christmas morning. Won't see Syracuse fans with this much passion. JUMP!
Instead of watching NBA games on Fox Sports Detroit, SportsTime Ohio, etc., we are reduced to watching Chris Paul and his family playing the Feud with Steve Harvey. The Paul's episode of Family Feud aired tonight and the big news, according to CP3 was that his dad answered 'Thong' on one question and someone else answered 'Condom' 0n another.We were at dinner but one YouTuber was all over the action. There is video! JUMP!
First off, yes, it's a rarity to see black dude reppin' the Packers cheesehead. Can't say we see that on a weekly basis. Not sure why black guys won't rock the cheesehead, but it seems like a very white thing on NFL Sunday. But today we wrap our minds around Lanell in that head. Then we have drunken Matty Ice not in the mood for taunts from a cheesehead. Don't get your hopes up that there is blood in this one. Just a shoving match over a head and hat. JUMP!
We want a name, his Facebook, Twitter, employer - everything. How dare you, sir, disrespect God Bless America during the World Series by deep-throating your aluminum Bud Light bottle. And what about your buddy to the left who thinks you throating that bottle is so damn funny. Someone get us the name of the Big Oil company he works for. You want to shame this country? We'll give you the forum to spit on the U.S. of A. Do work, Busted Coverage Nation. JUMP!