Most of you never saw this because it happened at like 2 a.m. EST after the Oregon Ducks beat Arizona State. Chipster meets Erin Andrews for the obligatory post-game comments to ESPN. The students, legally allowed on the Autzen Stadium field after games, decided to get a little too roudy while Big Balls Kelly tried to speak with Pageviews. He'd been up for like 21 hours and decided that there had been enough screaming for one day. SHUT UP, MORONS! JUMP!
What can we say about the ESPN GameDay discussion today about Beavers and Cougars. Oregon State faces BYU and it resulted in an exchange for the ages between Fowler, Corso, Herbstreit and Desmond. The question from Herbstreit to Desmond was simple: "You like Beavers or Cougars?" Fowler nearly doubles over. It flies right over Corso's head and Desmond maintains his professionalism. Look, boys, it's possible to like both. Video - JUMP!
What's up with white people over the last 15 years and their desire to embarrass their children with ridiculous first names. For black people it's an old hat. But whitey from Rippling Brook Dr. in suburban Chicago is now game on with the embarrassments. And then we have whitey making their boys take part in gymnastics. You morons, the Olympics are worthless these days. Make them left-handed pitchers. Anyway, here's Colton (name we gave him) on high bar. JUMP!
HYSTERIA! TEBOW! HIM! JESUS! BOOM! HYSTERIA! PANTY DROPPING! JERSEY SALES! NEWS! TEBOW! MANIA! ASS SLAPPING! BROS BEFORE HOES! I'M STRAIGHT BUT GAY FOR TEBOW! I NAMED MY SON TEBOW! Holy Christ, people. Contain yourself. Don't be like the Denver CBS affiliate and make asses out of yourself because it's going to end up on the Internet. And we're so going to LOL at you. JUMP!
Football streaker videos are a dime a dozen these days as high school dorks think of ways to make themselves famous on YouTube, Facebook, the local ABC affiliate, etc. So it comes as no shock to us that this dude is hauling ass across a football field in a recently uploaded video. There are two major parts to this flick. Obviously the cop shoving naked dude into a fence is part one. But then we also noticed the crowd's reaction, or lack thereof. JUMP!
What we have here are five Texas fans that think they'll be cute, funny, etc. and run an offensive play at the football-through-the-hole game. This is the Texas State Fair where people go to eat like idiots and act like even bigger idiots. So it makes sense that the college dorks would try to be cool and rig the game with a guy jumping over the ledge and slamming the football through the hole. Do it, chief! JUMP! Get some air. And then it happens. DIGGER!
There is now a name to report from Saturday night's Texas Rangers nose picking incident. By now many of you are aware that a hooded cute chick was caught digging for oil. Her name - Liz Zelazny. She actually outed herself yesterday to Texas broadcaster Gordon Keith. That resulted in a radio show appearance and a sudden Twitter surge to 109 followers. We've located that account & can report that Liz is a good sport when it comes to making fun of nose pickers. JUMP!
Don't delay watching this one until you get home from work. It's Columbus Day and the I.T. staff isn't really watching your Internet activity. It's the video that NBC is totally bogarting. Try finding Tiger Woods Hot Dog Attack Video on YouTube. Impossible. That's why we've coded our upload a little differently to get by the NBC sharks. All we're trying to do is put this in an easy format, via YouTube, so it works on our system. The attack! JUMP! HURRY!
Thankfully NASCAR season is winding down. Christ, can we get a few more useless races from Pocono or Michigan International? Didn't know white people don't have as much 'F-YOU' money like the roaring Bush years? Watch a NASCAR race and count the empty seats. Honky's bank account can't possibly budge for 200 laps around Loudon. And how does another Jimmie Johnson title sound to you, bitches? The only fun with this sport is drunken Vick fan. JUMP!
Here it is, the moment we assumed was coming sooner rather than later. Brett Favre is climbing his way up the football ladder post-NFL retirement. Just a week ago, we were reporting that Brett was coaching high school football. Then, this weekend, he joins the CSS TV crew to provide color for the Southern Miss vs. Rice game. Of course he's stiff. Still rocking the wedding ring. Brett has a little trouble, seems nervous but manages to get his broadcasting career started. JUMP!
You know how we know Bama Fan wasn't at church yesterday? Because the Crimson Tide kicked off at 7 p.m. CST Saturday night. That meant multiple hours of getting silly drunk. It meant multiple hours of pouring over the Birmingham News. Hours of figuring out f-bomb sequences when Gators' QB John Brantley went down with a knee that was twisted into a pretzel. Butch got up Saturday, threw on his Roll Tide shirt and went standing-room only in front of his TV. JUMP!
Nope, didn't watch a single down in the Arkansas vs. A&M, 'You're Lucky This Isn't For S.E.C. West Bragging Rights,' battle. We hear, thanks to like 8 hours of ESPN recaps, that Tyler Wilson went nuts. The end was supposed to be epic. Like, out of control epicly great. So great that fans were left speechless, shirtless and with their hands on their heads. Luckily for the ladies in the audience, tubby Arkansas fan decided to put on a show with the man cans. JUMP!
Google 'Kevin Na 16' and you'll get a video of PGA professional Na playing in the Valero Texas Open back in April. He was in the woods. Deep woods. Like crunching tree branches. And then Na tries to play out of the woods. His caddie looks like he's hunting morel mushrooms. Na looks like a moron who's about to shoot a 16 after butchering it out of the woods. Yesterday, Na was at it again via the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open. JUMP!
First off, this has to be the most exotic, Disney-esque tailgating machine we've ever laid eyes on. Alabama fan, either retired or unemployed with time to burn, took this truck and turned it into a shrine to Crimson Tide football. But the highlight has to be a Harvey Updyke dummy at the gallows where he's being hung for poisoning Toomer's Corner. That sign reads: "If you poison trees in Auburn we hang you." Example #3,469 why the SEC is better than your conference. JUMP!
Yesterday we watched as Vernon Davis let our friends at Cosby Sweaters into his house to play Madden on the Sony PSP. Today, in part two, Vernon continues to let Cosby peruse his house, but there is a surprise guest. Sensing that dad was about to lose, this giant (pitbull, anyone?) cruises in. We also learn that the 49ers TE has an interior design business. Um, you going to tell him that's kinda unNFL-like with this giant dog just inches from your face? JUMP!
Are we going to the Browns blog post well too often? Probably. But the fanbase is on a huge roll just three games into the NFL season. We've had the tailgate BJ, the fan running on the field to celebrate after a TD and now Big R gets booted by team security for breaking the fan code of conduct. Look at that face. You think Big R is really trying to get sent home early? But it's a new NFL. Fans are expected to have civility. No more excessive standing. No warnings JUMP!