Yeah, it's a slow sports day unless Jim Thome hitting his 600th gets you juiced up, so we'll pound the Jets-Texans game into the ground. We all remember the USC cheerleader cheering when Texas scored a TD in the Rose Bowl. Now comes the Jets Bimbo Squad cheering like a juice-head Texan just bought them a round of vodka & cranberries. You two are a disgrace to all those women out there who've worked hard to learn the sport and earn the right to hang with us in front of the TV.
Yes, the images are blurry, but that is some Chinese dude going up for a two-handed dunk over The King. You won't be seeing this on Maverick Carter's Twitter account, but the locals are still buzzing about this display of athleticism - from one of their own. This happened late last week and surprisingly it has yet to be leaked to ESPN by the Nike camp. Imagine that. Just more of LeBron's summer vacation being a complete disaster. A dunk and a three-pointer in his face. JUMP!
The Redskins and Steelers got together for some preseason football Friday night and the locals were raring to go for night football. Rex Grossman was under center. Santana Moss was catching touchdown passes and the fans were pounding $8.75 drafts (seriously, that's what they are up to in Detroit). One 'Skins fan, pictured, had a few too many and it seems DJ Pukey Pukerton had something brown for dinner. Thai food? Here comes the hurl! VIDEO! JUMP!
His name is Ben Turner and he's being called the Tiger Woods Cigar Guy of 2011 after his crazy antics resulted in one of the better golf TV moments of the year. The guy considers himself a Tiger super fan and says he can name all 71 victories on Eldrick's resume. Turner isn't just some drunken schlub wasting a Friday following his hero. He's dedicated to this sport. Dude actually claims he kinda knew Tiger would shank his shot in this direction. Ben's big TV moment - JUMP!
For those of us in attendance last night at Ford Field for the epic tilt between the Lions and Bengals there was a very eery feeling to the preseason game. Folks, we are watching a team ready to explode on the NFL from a defensive standpoint. The Lions, seemingly knowing the Bungwads were the perfect opponent to send a message to the NFL, went nuts on Andy Dalton. Leading the charge? Ndamukong Suh. He was nasty, unblockable and has Detroit fans in a frenzy. VIDEO! JUMP!
Jose Canseco has been babbling over the last 24 hours about his Yuma barnstormers getting into a fight with a Chico team coached by former MLBer Mike Marshall. But now there is video of Marshall coming after Tony Phillips. Yes, the Tony Phillips best known for his days with the A's. As you'll see in the video, Marshall might be regretting coming towards Phillips who earlier had been running his mouth. JUMP!
Deion Sanders and Snoop Dogg have finally given the Internet what it wants and that is a hall-of-fame rap video. Remember how the NFL Hall of Fame used to be a respected organization with members who were humbled by years of having their heads beat in? Yeah, over. 2011 will be remembered as the year when Deion changed the Hall for the worse after his Under Armour crap & this video. JUMP!
That's right, punks, two days in a row with a Fenway video. Yesterday's 1997 Jorts three-way speaks for itself, while today we check in with Red Sox vendor working on his Somali water jug carrying technique during last night's Sox-Yankees game. No way that is beer. No way. If Vendor Boy wants to really impress us, we want to see him carry 16 Buds on that melon. Anyway, Beckett had to concentrate thru this craziness - JUMP!
Ricky Stenhouse Jr. was cruising to victory in last night's U.S. Cellular 250 in Iowa last night when something went very, very wrong as he came into the final turn of the race. Smoke started billowing out of his car and he started to wobble. The finish line was just a few hundred feet in front of him but it looked like Carl Edwards was going to go around Ricky for the victory. Video - JUMP!
It's no secret that the Internet is intrigued by great moments of stadium sex. Our 9 Greatest Stadium Sex Moments of the 21st Century post from way back in 2008 is still a well-trafficked machine. So imagine our glee this morning while performing our daily YouTube searches and coming across this video from 1997. The camera shooting this action is just one of many covering Sunday Night Baseball for ESPN. Look what the cameraman found. Fenway three-way!
The Milwaukee Brewers have been on a roll lately. The fans are in Tony LaRussa's head. The team has a three-game lead on the Cardinals. This weekend they get to bust the Houston Astros' brains. With all this playoff fever the fans are getting extra drunken by the day. Even those between-inning dance contests have become YouTube worthy. Drunken Brewers fan is exactly what MLB needs right now. These people will fight. They'll drink. And they're good for pageviews. JUMP!
Buried deep inside a March 2011 Merril Hoge roast video comes this fun fact about the guy who is DESTROYING Tim Tebow. In the last couple days, Hoge has gone on mammoth rants about Tebow's abilities via Twitter & on live TV where he didn't mince words. And Hoge reiterated his stance about Tebow today, comparing him to Brian Bosworth. Ahh, but Tebow's camp can come back with this nugget. Merril was a stripper during his days at Idaho St. JUMP!
Look, you little brat, we know you have dwarf issues and life hasn't handed you a bag filled with normalcy. BC gets that. But, c'mon, Cahill. You want us to hate your little ass a little more? You did a great job of that by teaming with the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders to lip synch Katy Perry's Last Friday Night for Philly station Q102. Let us guess, you're jumping on the bandwagon? Punk. JUMP!
It's rare for Stubby Clapp to get an appearance on Busted Coverage so he decided to take his argument with an umpire to the next level yesterday during a Single-A game in Troy, NY. Clapp, possibly perturbed by 3,000 screaming kids, loses it when it appears his player was hit with a pitch. The umpire says no. Clapp, a guy who only had 5 MLB hits in his storied career, is having none of the umpires $%^#. Video - JUMP!
This is Rucker Park in Harlem and Kevin Durant was there last night to take part in a streetball game where legends can be made or solidified with performances that cause the kids to rush the court. Um, Durant had one of those games. He went for 66 and not all of those points came on stupid fast-break dunks. Here he is drilling three straight 3-point bombs that will totally make LeBron's jaw drop. Video - JUMP!
Kobe Bryant was in D.C. yesterday for the Mia Hamm & Nomar Garciaparra Celebrity Soccer Challenge where he played some soccer while wearing sunglasses. Seriously. Alex Morgan was there. Toby Keith suited up. Even DeAngelo Hall took time out of his day to participate. But the big news, as far as BC is concerned, was Kobe absolutely destroying some bald dude with these dribbling skills. Kobe says he hasn't played soccer in 20 years. JUMP!