BC reader Trevor in Killeen had a small Twitter-gasm last night. "HOLY (#$%^)! Look at this giant cockroach just doin his thing at Jerry's palace," he wrote. Then we watched a nine-second video of what really does look like a cockroach cruising around Cowboys Stadium like a boss. But can we be sure that's a cockroach. The HD zoom goes blurry. We know it's the size of a cockroach. In a stadium full of cockroaches. On turf owned by a cockroach. Must be a cockroach. JUMP!
The Browns played a home game yesterday & in the course of 14 hours of searching the Internet today there have been three debauchery videos that stand out. There's the Browns bro running on the field to congratulate Mohamed Massaquoi on his TD catch. Then there is Browns bro taking off his pants to go fight bros at a Muni Lot DJ party. But the highlight of the day has to be the Browns bro getting a Cleveland Domer while Ohio St. Rt. 2 traffic watches. JUMP!
Of course we were on the lookout this morning/afternoon for Raiders-Jets fan brawls because that's just what is expected on a Monday morning. But we're about to show you a video without an actual fight. This is just the aftermath when cops roll in to start cuffing the thugs and wannabe MMA punks. Then she appears. Muffin Top. Just look at those abs. Just look at that red bra. Just imagine the men she's slept with during the Raiders 2-1 start. Video of Muffin being led away. JUMP!
Milwaukee Brewers fan, might as well just say the entire state of Wisconsin, is in one continuous drunken stupor right now. The playoffs are near, the Cubs are a flaming pile of Great Dane dung, the Packers are 3-0 and Wisky gets Nebraska at home this week in what should be a NCAA Regular Season Game Of The Year® candidate. In other words, these people are out of control drunk. So drunk they're party fouling on their girth. BEER THIRTY UNTIL HITTING THE GRAVE. JUMP!
UFC 135's Fight Day comes to you live from the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado. Hosts Dave Farra and Megan Olivi will break down all of the main card action with expert panelists. UFC middleweight and coach on the current season of The Ultimate Fighter, Michael Bisping, will join Fight Day live on set. Also on set will be #1 Light Heavyweight contender in the world, Rashad Evans, who will face the winner of the night's main event at a future date for the Light Heavyweight Championship. Check out the live streaming video after the jump.
You know why we know Vancouver Canucks fan is a douchebag? No, it's not because he's still wearing one of those Lance Armstrong bands and some other stupid wristband. It's also not because of that 'stache and the sideburns. Or the douchey polo shirt. It's because he's with a Vancouver 9 and he's picking his nose in her presence. Can't excuse yourself & hit the john to nose grind? Instead, Canucks Douchebag makes several attempts to dislodge this boog. JUMP!
Filed under: Bill Clinton Pop A Chubby Time. Woah, easy there Sen.Barbara Boxer. Ripping off clothes. A tight Sooners jersey showing off that 70-yr-old rack. Damn, homegirl. For those of you who don't watch C-SPAN, we make Kevin The Intern DVR the Public Works Committee meetings in case any crazy s*&t breaks out. Then it this happens. Boxer made good with her Republican bi-partisan supporter Jim Inhofe on some political bull#$^. JUMP!
Of course you want to hear Mike Tyson destroy the English language at the Charlie Sheen roast. Of course you missed it because there was Monday Night Football and life to live. But that's what the Internet is for. Why watch it when a blog will bring you the highlights? Now for a game we're going to play. Figure out what's odd about this video. Something is off about Mike's speech besides the use of words he can't define. Leave comments below - JUMP!
BC tipster Qwait (odd choice of nickname) sent word this morning that we missed the Toledo fan this past Friday night. "He's a toolbag and making blowjob gestures on ESPN. Good job toledo," Qwait writes. Ahh, but wait, maybe Brian (sounds like a good Ohio name) is just trying to make a resume tape for the future Arkansas State offensive coordinator job. That school seems to like a guy who can make solid oral sex motions on national TV. Watch as Brian shines - JUMP!
It's kinda a shame that Mariano Rivera couldn't get his 602, & MLB record, save against the Red Sox or to clinch an A.L. East title. But you won't hear any of the 40k or so who showed up for a Monday afternoon game complaining. Think about this for a minute: Rivera has only given up 20+ ER in a season - as a closer - three times. Still don't think Rivera has been that dominant? The guy has faced 4800 hitters & surrendered 933 hits. Video of today's milestone - JUMP!
It was the best fight this weekend - Larry Merchant vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr. Sure, the pay-per-view fight that you suckers purchased was a giant cluster$%^&^. Sure, Floyd Mayweather Jr. is the biggest piece of garbage in boxing history. Sure, the sport of boxing wouldn'be be talked about if it weren't for Mayweather. Of course you want to hear Floyd and Larry go at it. Ever heard of respecting your elders? Not happening here, folks. JUMP!
Jay Mariotti is kinda starting to talk about the assaulting-his-GF-case that ruined his ESPN loudmouth career and now gives viewers hope that Skip Bayless meets a similar fate. Jay tells TMZ that he's innocent (of what, we're not sure). Maybe you remember that the former Sun-Times columnist was accused of roughing up his chick in a 2010 incident. Jay also says Charlie Sheen gets second chances, but he's supposed to live like a judge. So sad. Really sad.
By now you ESPN junkies have seen the grainy video of Cowboys fan opening up a can of Taser whoop ass on Jets marine during the Sunday night game. That one has played itself out & we've moved on to Cowboys-Jets verbal war that includes Emmitt Smith-jersey chick bitch slapping a vlogger's camera. This is why we do this job. Fans who can't really afford tickets to said game, go to game and eventually stick a finger in Jets' fan's face. Backwards Hat Guy pays our bills. JUMP!
Our St. Louis friends at InsideStl.com sent word this morning that Chris Carpenter had his very own Ron Jaworski moment on TV last night during a game in Pittsburgh. J. Boyd writes, "This may have been a favorite moment of mine so far this season for the Cardinals. Carp, obviously pissed off after giving up a game tying HR goes a little Tourette's and lets them fly for all (including the cameras)." Just a warning, the video is kinda crappy but that's on our end. JUMP!
Five years into this Busted Coverage Project® and we know one thing about NFL fan fights: when Ozzy's Crazy Train starts playing, fists start flying. It's like a fat guy facing an x-tra large meat lovers. Somebody is going down. Take Sunday at Jack Murphy where Vikings bros were running their mouths and Chargers fan was just defending his home turf. Backwards hat Bro had a few words with Vincent Jackson and eventually things turned into an x-tra large meat lovers. Video - JUMP!
Normally we'd be in bed by now but we had Tom Brady Will Throw 525 Yards +1500 on the moneyline so figured it was a good reason to stay up late on a Monday night. Anyway, Twitter dorks went nuts tonight over Ron Jaworski using sh*t in a sentence to reference a Chad Henne pass play. Of course the race was on to see what blog would have the video posted first. Not sure who to congratulate, but it's now on YouTube and you can watch. JUMP!