What have we learned this weekend about the live TV coverage of Hurricane Irene? Oh, that Americans just found a new reason to get really drunk. While TV stations were busy whipping the locals into a frenzy with "end-of-the-world" scenarios, Americans were stocking up on liquor. In Baltimore, the storm was so out of control that this chick was thrown on TV to tell what she was up to last night. JUMP!
Just a couple days after catching FC Bayern nose picker jamming his finger up the nostril highway, we get Scunthorpe (yeah, we have no idea where that is) giving himself a ram job. Seriously, watch this video until you puke and report back. Most watches without puking just might win a prize. We'll know you're lying if you say 20 or more because it's impossible. You disgust us, Scunthorpe. JUMP!
Don't go crazy, Packers fan, your preseason playbook from the Arizona game is back in safe hands with the Waste Management company. They are so sorry that one of their trucks mistakenly spilled the books into the Green Bay streets Monday morning. Again, don't freak out. BC has checked eBay and the pages have yet to show up for auction. All clear on the Green Bay Craigslist, too. Fox Green Bay has all the details - JUMP!
There are individuals, if they continue to amaze us, who go from obscurity to instant Internet star via their football team affiliation. Couple years ago it was Bama fan 'Cowboy' who would sit in his rental and proclaim that "Alabama gonna whoop that ass." His fame is dwindling so it's time for new talent. Say hello to a Busted Coverage World Exclusive - introducing Bama's F-Bombing Freestyler, G-Redneck. We're taking this bitch straight to the top of the charts. JUMP!
Look at this Dutch soccer geezer going road rage on some dorkwad soccer ref after a FC Oss 4-3 loss to Almere City the other night. What's with old people these days. So damn arrogant with their electric powered scooters. Feeling all empowered by 3 horsepower engines. You know the old coots. The guy here is no different than old coot at Target who'll blast through end caps to beat you to a Black Friday deal. This must stop - NOW! JUMP!
ESPN crackpot Craig James now has an official award over at the WWL so it comes with great excitement that we announce our new football award. It's aptly called "Busted Coverage's All-American Sledgehammer Team." But the difference between BC and all the other award dorks out there, we will honor late hits, head hunting, illegal blocks below the knees, etc. And this team will encompass all age ranges. Our first team member is - Trey Bozeman. JUMP!
PGAer Bubba Watson is recognized as one of the 'quirky' players on the usually staid tour. This week he has been dabbling in practice videos for the upcoming Barclays event that revolve around Bubba, a blue suit and water. Why? Because that's how Bubba rolls. And he doesn't drink, so this is how he and the boys amuse each other. Doesn't drink? Yeah, doesn't. More of a Bible study kinda guy. But it's his quirkiness you love and appreciate. Get some! Blue suit! JUMP!
Way back in July we broke the news to the blogosphere that a bikini model named Maryeve Dufault would make her NASCAR Nationwide debut Saturday in Montreal. Of course she did and her performance went just about how you'd expect a road course to go for a former bikini model in her rookie Nationwide road course debut. Ever wondered how a bikini model gets her car turned around on a scary turn? You're about to find out! JUMP!
One intrepid YouTube vlogger was on his game yesterday during the 5-0 FC Bayern destruction of Hamburg SV. First, you have to be a serious fan to stick with such a blowout, and second, you have to be watching these matches very closely to score Bayern Nose Picker (who then takes that finger and puts it directly in his mouth). Would we love to bring you more 49ers vs. Raiders fan fights instead? Yes, but at this point we're tired of Mexicans fighting each other for no reason. JUMP!
Yes, the images are blurry, but we needed an intro photo so this is what you get from last night in San Fran where it was 49ers on Raiders violence. (There was parking lot gunfire after the game, too.) Need we say it again about preseason NFL football? Cheap or free tickets, plus a weekend night game equals extremely drunk fans ready to fight. Why fight? Because they're degenerates who are out of work, going through a divorce and paying child support on three kids. We benefit.
There are plenty of NFL fan fights each year, but already in 2011 we are seeing the advancement of technology and NFL fan fights. Take this incident Friday night in Baltimore where Chiefs fan squared off with a pack of whiteboy Ray-Ray fans. Normally a cellphone video of such confrontations is useless because it's pixelated, the sound is miserable and the videographer misses the KO punch. Not tonight, kids. We've got it all. And great lighting! VIDEO - JUMP!
As if you couldn't guess this one was coming. Taiwanese animators, best known for their Tiger Woods' YouTube video, might have outdone themselves this time. The animated Nevin Shapiro looks lifelike and you even get two white hoes on a bed in what looks like a DormDare.com video. Once again it's amazing how talented these storytellers are with complex American sports stories. Before long CNN will be replaced by 3D animations and that might not be a bad thing. JUMP!
Back to back videos this morning only because both are relevant to this time in sports history. Now comes the video that has Miami fired up this morning. It's Uncle Luke (Luther Campbell) last night at Liv busting out a version of "F$%^ Shapiro" with some "Me So Horny." You gotta hand it to this guy, even at 52-years-old the guy handles a mic unlike any rapper in history. And he can mix in college football at a moments notice. Amazing stuff! JUMP!
The headline is legit. This is a video from Fusion ammunition featuring the UFCer Brock Lesnar blasting caps into prairie dogs in Bismarck, North Dakota. We're going to stay away from the fight that is about to ensue between animal rights activists and gun-toters who'll defend Brock as just another man out to feed his children. Does he even have kids? Doesn't matter, does it? Anyway, prairie dogs die, so if you are sensitive to animal death this video isn't for you. JUMP!
You might see another video of this guy floating around the Internet today, but we went with the one where Knox City Greyhounds superfan (Darryl?) is using that football jersey as a bib. Dude is pumped for the Knox City football season. Knox City really is a Texas city in the middle of nowhere. Look at this Google Map and realize this is a huge moment for superfan. He's about to become a cult hero from a town of 1,200. Toothless dude's debut - JUMP!
The Oregon media went after & received a police dash cam video of the June stop of UO cornerback Cliff Harris. Dude was going 118-mph. So a ticket & this is over, right? Wrong. Guess who was also in the car? None other than UO QB Darron Thomas. What is that smell? Someone smokin' some weed? Um, yeah. As for Chip Kelly, he's had enough of your questions. Chipster is on the record saying Thomas is best leader he's been around. Video - JUMP!
We actually have no idea if KCAL is the '#1 Station For Sports In L.A.?' Let's just say they are because Jaime Maggio works there. She has that flowing blonde hair. That insane necklace. The tan. And that fantastic see-thru top that is sending us subliminal messages. Bobby Abreu news? Could care less. Jaime could be reading the menu from the local Chinese joint - Yum Yummy - and our asses would be mesmerized. Video - JUMP!
Yeah, it's a slow sports day unless Jim Thome hitting his 600th gets you juiced up, so we'll pound the Jets-Texans game into the ground. We all remember the USC cheerleader cheering when Texas scored a TD in the Rose Bowl. Now comes the Jets Bimbo Squad cheering like a juice-head Texan just bought them a round of vodka & cranberries. You two are a disgrace to all those women out there who've worked hard to learn the sport and earn the right to hang with us in front of the TV.
Yes, the images are blurry, but that is some Chinese dude going up for a two-handed dunk over The King. You won't be seeing this on Maverick Carter's Twitter account, but the locals are still buzzing about this display of athleticism - from one of their own. This happened late last week and surprisingly it has yet to be leaked to ESPN by the Nike camp. Imagine that. Just more of LeBron's summer vacation being a complete disaster. A dunk and a three-pointer in his face. JUMP!