Just getting around to watching the DVR of Friday night's Minnesota vs. L.A. Lingerie Football League game. Imagine our surprise when, during the 2nd quarter, Sean Salisbury gushed over his homeboy Donovan McNabb sitting in the front row for the team's home opener. What? McNabb? At a LFL game? And with his homeboys? Shouldn't he be at home surfing Kayak.com for his bye week vacation? Video - JUMP!
Most of you never saw this because it happened at like 2 a.m. EST after the Oregon Ducks beat Arizona State. Chipster meets Erin Andrews for the obligatory post-game comments to ESPN. The students, legally allowed on the Autzen Stadium field after games, decided to get a little too roudy while Big Balls Kelly tried to speak with Pageviews. He'd been up for like 21 hours and decided that there had been enough screaming for one day. SHUT UP, MORONS! JUMP!
What can we say about the ESPN GameDay discussion today about Beavers and Cougars. Oregon State faces BYU and it resulted in an exchange for the ages between Fowler, Corso, Herbstreit and Desmond. The question from Herbstreit to Desmond was simple: "You like Beavers or Cougars?" Fowler nearly doubles over. It flies right over Corso's head and Desmond maintains his professionalism. Look, boys, it's possible to like both. Video - JUMP!
What's up with white people over the last 15 years and their desire to embarrass their children with ridiculous first names. For black people it's an old hat. But whitey from Rippling Brook Dr. in suburban Chicago is now game on with the embarrassments. And then we have whitey making their boys take part in gymnastics. You morons, the Olympics are worthless these days. Make them left-handed pitchers. Anyway, here's Colton (name we gave him) on high bar. JUMP!
HYSTERIA! TEBOW! HIM! JESUS! BOOM! HYSTERIA! PANTY DROPPING! JERSEY SALES! NEWS! TEBOW! MANIA! ASS SLAPPING! BROS BEFORE HOES! I'M STRAIGHT BUT GAY FOR TEBOW! I NAMED MY SON TEBOW! Holy Christ, people. Contain yourself. Don't be like the Denver CBS affiliate and make asses out of yourself because it's going to end up on the Internet. And we're so going to LOL at you. JUMP!
Football streaker videos are a dime a dozen these days as high school dorks think of ways to make themselves famous on YouTube, Facebook, the local ABC affiliate, etc. So it comes as no shock to us that this dude is hauling ass across a football field in a recently uploaded video. There are two major parts to this flick. Obviously the cop shoving naked dude into a fence is part one. But then we also noticed the crowd's reaction, or lack thereof. JUMP!
What we have here are five Texas fans that think they'll be cute, funny, etc. and run an offensive play at the football-through-the-hole game. This is the Texas State Fair where people go to eat like idiots and act like even bigger idiots. So it makes sense that the college dorks would try to be cool and rig the game with a guy jumping over the ledge and slamming the football through the hole. Do it, chief! JUMP! Get some air. And then it happens. DIGGER!
There is now a name to report from Saturday night's Texas Rangers nose picking incident. By now many of you are aware that a hooded cute chick was caught digging for oil. Her name - Liz Zelazny. She actually outed herself yesterday to Texas broadcaster Gordon Keith. That resulted in a radio show appearance and a sudden Twitter surge to 109 followers. We've located that account & can report that Liz is a good sport when it comes to making fun of nose pickers. JUMP!
Don't delay watching this one until you get home from work. It's Columbus Day and the I.T. staff isn't really watching your Internet activity. It's the video that NBC is totally bogarting. Try finding Tiger Woods Hot Dog Attack Video on YouTube. Impossible. That's why we've coded our upload a little differently to get by the NBC sharks. All we're trying to do is put this in an easy format, via YouTube, so it works on our system. The attack! JUMP! HURRY!
Thankfully NASCAR season is winding down. Christ, can we get a few more useless races from Pocono or Michigan International? Didn't know white people don't have as much 'F-YOU' money like the roaring Bush years? Watch a NASCAR race and count the empty seats. Honky's bank account can't possibly budge for 200 laps around Loudon. And how does another Jimmie Johnson title sound to you, bitches? The only fun with this sport is drunken Vick fan. JUMP!
Here it is, the moment we assumed was coming sooner rather than later. Brett Favre is climbing his way up the football ladder post-NFL retirement. Just a week ago, we were reporting that Brett was coaching high school football. Then, this weekend, he joins the CSS TV crew to provide color for the Southern Miss vs. Rice game. Of course he's stiff. Still rocking the wedding ring. Brett has a little trouble, seems nervous but manages to get his broadcasting career started. JUMP!
You know how we know Bama Fan wasn't at church yesterday? Because the Crimson Tide kicked off at 7 p.m. CST Saturday night. That meant multiple hours of getting silly drunk. It meant multiple hours of pouring over the Birmingham News. Hours of figuring out f-bomb sequences when Gators' QB John Brantley went down with a knee that was twisted into a pretzel. Butch got up Saturday, threw on his Roll Tide shirt and went standing-room only in front of his TV. JUMP!
Nope, didn't watch a single down in the Arkansas vs. A&M, 'You're Lucky This Isn't For S.E.C. West Bragging Rights,' battle. We hear, thanks to like 8 hours of ESPN recaps, that Tyler Wilson went nuts. The end was supposed to be epic. Like, out of control epicly great. So great that fans were left speechless, shirtless and with their hands on their heads. Luckily for the ladies in the audience, tubby Arkansas fan decided to put on a show with the man cans. JUMP!
Google 'Kevin Na 16' and you'll get a video of PGA professional Na playing in the Valero Texas Open back in April. He was in the woods. Deep woods. Like crunching tree branches. And then Na tries to play out of the woods. His caddie looks like he's hunting morel mushrooms. Na looks like a moron who's about to shoot a 16 after butchering it out of the woods. Yesterday, Na was at it again via the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open. JUMP!
First off, this has to be the most exotic, Disney-esque tailgating machine we've ever laid eyes on. Alabama fan, either retired or unemployed with time to burn, took this truck and turned it into a shrine to Crimson Tide football. But the highlight has to be a Harvey Updyke dummy at the gallows where he's being hung for poisoning Toomer's Corner. That sign reads: "If you poison trees in Auburn we hang you." Example #3,469 why the SEC is better than your conference. JUMP!
Yesterday we watched as Vernon Davis let our friends at Cosby Sweaters into his house to play Madden on the Sony PSP. Today, in part two, Vernon continues to let Cosby peruse his house, but there is a surprise guest. Sensing that dad was about to lose, this giant (pitbull, anyone?) cruises in. We also learn that the 49ers TE has an interior design business. Um, you going to tell him that's kinda unNFL-like with this giant dog just inches from your face? JUMP!
Are we going to the Browns blog post well too often? Probably. But the fanbase is on a huge roll just three games into the NFL season. We've had the tailgate BJ, the fan running on the field to celebrate after a TD and now Big R gets booted by team security for breaking the fan code of conduct. Look at that face. You think Big R is really trying to get sent home early? But it's a new NFL. Fans are expected to have civility. No more excessive standing. No warnings JUMP!
Think about what NFL player's house you'd like to chill at while playing Madden on a Sony PSP. Personally, we'd go with Ochocinco just to see the fish tank over his bed. But getting to hang with 49ers tight end Vernon Davis and kick his ass in Madden would be hard to turn down. Our friends at Cosby Sweaters sent word last night that they were invited by the Sony folks & Vernon to chill in his mancave. Um, sign us up. Video - JUMP!
The Detroit Lions start 3-0 for the first time since 1980 and someone has to go and tip off the local TV media that there is a mobile tailgating strip club hanging around the Eastern Market near Ford Field. What is wrong with you morons? Fans were just starting to feel good about themselves, believing the team wouldn't lose 13-14 games. Then WDIV has to send in an undercover producer with a hidden camera. Lions Nation shouldn't stand for such yellow journalism. JUMP!
BC reader Trevor in Killeen had a small Twitter-gasm last night. "HOLY (#$%^)! Look at this giant cockroach just doin his thing at Jerry's palace," he wrote. Then we watched a nine-second video of what really does look like a cockroach cruising around Cowboys Stadium like a boss. But can we be sure that's a cockroach. The HD zoom goes blurry. We know it's the size of a cockroach. In a stadium full of cockroaches. On turf owned by a cockroach. Must be a cockroach. JUMP!
The Browns played a home game yesterday & in the course of 14 hours of searching the Internet today there have been three debauchery videos that stand out. There's the Browns bro running on the field to congratulate Mohamed Massaquoi on his TD catch. Then there is Browns bro taking off his pants to go fight bros at a Muni Lot DJ party. But the highlight of the day has to be the Browns bro getting a Cleveland Domer while Ohio St. Rt. 2 traffic watches. JUMP!
Of course we were on the lookout this morning/afternoon for Raiders-Jets fan brawls because that's just what is expected on a Monday morning. But we're about to show you a video without an actual fight. This is just the aftermath when cops roll in to start cuffing the thugs and wannabe MMA punks. Then she appears. Muffin Top. Just look at those abs. Just look at that red bra. Just imagine the men she's slept with during the Raiders 2-1 start. Video of Muffin being led away. JUMP!
Milwaukee Brewers fan, might as well just say the entire state of Wisconsin, is in one continuous drunken stupor right now. The playoffs are near, the Cubs are a flaming pile of Great Dane dung, the Packers are 3-0 and Wisky gets Nebraska at home this week in what should be a NCAA Regular Season Game Of The Year® candidate. In other words, these people are out of control drunk. So drunk they're party fouling on their girth. BEER THIRTY UNTIL HITTING THE GRAVE. JUMP!
UFC 135's Fight Day comes to you live from the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado. Hosts Dave Farra and Megan Olivi will break down all of the main card action with expert panelists. UFC middleweight and coach on the current season of The Ultimate Fighter, Michael Bisping, will join Fight Day live on set. Also on set will be #1 Light Heavyweight contender in the world, Rashad Evans, who will face the winner of the night's main event at a future date for the Light Heavyweight Championship. Check out the live streaming video after the jump.
You know why we know Vancouver Canucks fan is a douchebag? No, it's not because he's still wearing one of those Lance Armstrong bands and some other stupid wristband. It's also not because of that 'stache and the sideburns. Or the douchey polo shirt. It's because he's with a Vancouver 9 and he's picking his nose in her presence. Can't excuse yourself & hit the john to nose grind? Instead, Canucks Douchebag makes several attempts to dislodge this boog. JUMP!
Filed under: Bill Clinton Pop A Chubby Time. Woah, easy there Sen.Barbara Boxer. Ripping off clothes. A tight Sooners jersey showing off that 70-yr-old rack. Damn, homegirl. For those of you who don't watch C-SPAN, we make Kevin The Intern DVR the Public Works Committee meetings in case any crazy s*&t breaks out. Then it this happens. Boxer made good with her Republican bi-partisan supporter Jim Inhofe on some political bull#$^. JUMP!
Of course you want to hear Mike Tyson destroy the English language at the Charlie Sheen roast. Of course you missed it because there was Monday Night Football and life to live. But that's what the Internet is for. Why watch it when a blog will bring you the highlights? Now for a game we're going to play. Figure out what's odd about this video. Something is off about Mike's speech besides the use of words he can't define. Leave comments below - JUMP!
BC tipster Qwait (odd choice of nickname) sent word this morning that we missed the Toledo fan this past Friday night. "He's a toolbag and making blowjob gestures on ESPN. Good job toledo," Qwait writes. Ahh, but wait, maybe Brian (sounds like a good Ohio name) is just trying to make a resume tape for the future Arkansas State offensive coordinator job. That school seems to like a guy who can make solid oral sex motions on national TV. Watch as Brian shines - JUMP!
It's kinda a shame that Mariano Rivera couldn't get his 602, & MLB record, save against the Red Sox or to clinch an A.L. East title. But you won't hear any of the 40k or so who showed up for a Monday afternoon game complaining. Think about this for a minute: Rivera has only given up 20+ ER in a season - as a closer - three times. Still don't think Rivera has been that dominant? The guy has faced 4800 hitters & surrendered 933 hits. Video of today's milestone - JUMP!
It was the best fight this weekend - Larry Merchant vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr. Sure, the pay-per-view fight that you suckers purchased was a giant cluster$%^&^. Sure, Floyd Mayweather Jr. is the biggest piece of garbage in boxing history. Sure, the sport of boxing wouldn'be be talked about if it weren't for Mayweather. Of course you want to hear Floyd and Larry go at it. Ever heard of respecting your elders? Not happening here, folks. JUMP!
Jay Mariotti is kinda starting to talk about the assaulting-his-GF-case that ruined his ESPN loudmouth career and now gives viewers hope that Skip Bayless meets a similar fate. Jay tells TMZ that he's innocent (of what, we're not sure). Maybe you remember that the former Sun-Times columnist was accused of roughing up his chick in a 2010 incident. Jay also says Charlie Sheen gets second chances, but he's supposed to live like a judge. So sad. Really sad.
By now you ESPN junkies have seen the grainy video of Cowboys fan opening up a can of Taser whoop ass on Jets marine during the Sunday night game. That one has played itself out & we've moved on to Cowboys-Jets verbal war that includes Emmitt Smith-jersey chick bitch slapping a vlogger's camera. This is why we do this job. Fans who can't really afford tickets to said game, go to game and eventually stick a finger in Jets' fan's face. Backwards Hat Guy pays our bills. JUMP!
Our St. Louis friends at InsideStl.com sent word this morning that Chris Carpenter had his very own Ron Jaworski moment on TV last night during a game in Pittsburgh. J. Boyd writes, "This may have been a favorite moment of mine so far this season for the Cardinals. Carp, obviously pissed off after giving up a game tying HR goes a little Tourette's and lets them fly for all (including the cameras)." Just a warning, the video is kinda crappy but that's on our end. JUMP!
Five years into this Busted Coverage Project® and we know one thing about NFL fan fights: when Ozzy's Crazy Train starts playing, fists start flying. It's like a fat guy facing an x-tra large meat lovers. Somebody is going down. Take Sunday at Jack Murphy where Vikings bros were running their mouths and Chargers fan was just defending his home turf. Backwards hat Bro had a few words with Vincent Jackson and eventually things turned into an x-tra large meat lovers. Video - JUMP!
Normally we'd be in bed by now but we had Tom Brady Will Throw 525 Yards +1500 on the moneyline so figured it was a good reason to stay up late on a Monday night. Anyway, Twitter dorks went nuts tonight over Ron Jaworski using sh*t in a sentence to reference a Chad Henne pass play. Of course the race was on to see what blog would have the video posted first. Not sure who to congratulate, but it's now on YouTube and you can watch. JUMP!
Our buddy Isaac at Guyism was up quite early this morning and hit the football fight jackpot with this video of UCF fan going toe-to-toe with what we assume is an Orlando cop. Notice the rent-an-unemployed-cops are backing up on this one. A Taser is out and MMA cop's coworker is looking to shiv Phi Psi bro in the kidney. But UCF bro isn't going down without a struggle. Watch as cop guy gets Bro into full mount and pretty much end this nonsense. JUMP!
Welcome to the Good Time Charleys/Bubble Island/South University Galleria area of the UM campus. It's where students hang for dollar beers & cheap Thai food. It seems that area was also home to a 2:45 a.m. Sunday morning melee after UM beat ND with that :28 drive. In other news, students at the University of Texas at San Antonio were getting arrested - again - this weekend. We have at least three UTSA bros getting an escort out of the Alamodome. JUMP!
Coastal Carolina head football coach David Bennett is an emotional being. He's also an instant hero to the stoner-football fan crowd for his weekly press conference where he told the media he wants his players to be more like dogs instead of scaredy cats. Not kidding, you have to see this guy in action. You think stoners are mesmerized by G4 Attack of the Show or Tosh.o, you ain't seen nothing yet. Video - JUMP!
"Vikki, you are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? You're just a woman with a small brain." A little Ron Burgundy this morning after NBC 4 reporter Vikki Vargas went sleepytime with her report post Packers-Saints. It was a long one. Between Maroon 5 and Kid Rock and that Sparks chick singing the Anthem, kickoff was late. To be honest, our ass didn't last past half. Vikki's FAIL - JUMP!
How many of you get to a September game a couple of pitches too late, grab a beer, maybe a dog and then head for your outfield seat? Happens all the time. So imagine our glee this morning when this video crosses our email inbox. Keith in Oakland couldn't believe his eyes. "How awful would it be to lose your father to a home run ball off the temple," he writes. Um, it would be horrific. Like, kids at school would never let you forget. Video - JUMP!
Reminder: If you are a father with a stud 12-year-old linebacker? A father with a dominant OL who's been pancaking since 6? A father of a linebacker who's a young James Harrison, with the motor of a Ray Lewis? Send in videos. The 2011 Busted Coverage Sledgehammer Team is currently filling spots. Today we get a look at Ricky Watters Jr. (why can't YouTubers simply write in a name?). Football porn!
You know how Doc Gooden and Gary Sheffield were related to half of Tampa? Like every time a rookie came up to the majors, announcers would be like, "Here's Nook Logan making his Major League debut. Little known fact, he's Gary Sheffield's cousin." Yeah, pretty much everyone in Florida is related to each other. Anyway, good luck trying to follow along with this Florida youth football cheerleading brawl story. JUMP!
Poon of the SEC is off to a strong start in 2011 thanks to this zebra print-wearing, thick caboosed UGA coed who decided she was just drunk enough to use the men's restroom during Saturday's Bulldogs-Boise State showdown. Our buddy Isaac at Guyism should have high-fives bestowed upon him for landing this 2:00 gem that includes a cop having to escort our hero out of the battle zone. Video - JUMP!
We're still busily picking apart the email inbox (firstname.lastname@example.org) after the opening week of college football.Curt in Steubenville, OH writes in about his trip to the WVU-Marshall game. "This is how the girls around here wash off that morning walk of shame stank." Yeah, but this is like 5 p.m. EST. As you might remember us mentioning, BC will be at the LSU-WVU game. We have doctor visits planned. Video - JUMP!
It was the game that our old friend Peter Burns (@PeterBurnsRadio) had been pimping all summer. The game was the University of Texas at San Antonio vs. Northeastern State. Not exactly a game that was on our radar, but the locals went bananas for the UTSA first-ever football game. 56,743 showed up at the Alamodome thanks to cheap tickets. The student body was crazy. So crazy that many rushed the field. Here comes the fuzz! Down goes Ginger!
Our fascination with LSU fans is well documented. Whether it's little kids drinking like rock stars or making it rain at a tailgate, LSU fans know how to throw a party. We respect that. You know why Missouri fans bore us and are ignored by the national bloggers? Because they're boring white people who don't play with baby alligators, hold cameras and document a chick trying to get a kiss from the baby gator. That's LSU. That's the passion. See the kiss - JUMP!
Our old friends at Off The Bench posted a Lingerie Football League story this week about how the ladies kicked off the season with a Minnesota vs. Green Bay game featuring a couple Lambeau Leaps. While that was noteworthy, the video also gave us the very first Gilbert Brown halftime speech. The team was down 14-13. Gilbert sensed that his post-game victory pizza was slipping away. Time to react. Lombardi-style! JUMP.
Here we are preparing for a vacation to Sarasota over the holiday weekend. Heard something about a tropical wave in the Gulf of Mexico. Time to check the Sarasota newspaper for the latest. Then, there it was. A football player form tackling a referee. And a HUGE brawl erupts. You know this isn't the first time a white ref has been attacked in Sarasota, right? JUMP!
Want to know what what pisses off junior high football coaches? Missed assignments that lead to his running back being destroyed. It's that simple. So imagine our glee when this YouTube video was uploaded today. Say hello to Mike Singletary Jr. Not the real one. We're not even sure there is one. But this is Singletary-esque in its level of pain and destruction. Prepare to hear the crowd gasp at this collision. JUMP!
Make sure you burn some company bandwidth this morning before MLB video goons take this video of Foul Ball Lady off YouTube. Ever sit in the outfield seats and watch people get peppered with foul balls in the first and third base stands? Of course you do. And you're always wondering if anyone got hurt, right? Of course. It's our normal reaction because we love car wrecks, horrible injury videos & people getting hit in the face with foul balls. JUMP!
What have we learned this weekend about the live TV coverage of Hurricane Irene? Oh, that Americans just found a new reason to get really drunk. While TV stations were busy whipping the locals into a frenzy with "end-of-the-world" scenarios, Americans were stocking up on liquor. In Baltimore, the storm was so out of control that this chick was thrown on TV to tell what she was up to last night. JUMP!
Just a couple days after catching FC Bayern nose picker jamming his finger up the nostril highway, we get Scunthorpe (yeah, we have no idea where that is) giving himself a ram job. Seriously, watch this video until you puke and report back. Most watches without puking just might win a prize. We'll know you're lying if you say 20 or more because it's impossible. You disgust us, Scunthorpe. JUMP!
Don't go crazy, Packers fan, your preseason playbook from the Arizona game is back in safe hands with the Waste Management company. They are so sorry that one of their trucks mistakenly spilled the books into the Green Bay streets Monday morning. Again, don't freak out. BC has checked eBay and the pages have yet to show up for auction. All clear on the Green Bay Craigslist, too. Fox Green Bay has all the details - JUMP!
There are individuals, if they continue to amaze us, who go from obscurity to instant Internet star via their football team affiliation. Couple years ago it was Bama fan 'Cowboy' who would sit in his rental and proclaim that "Alabama gonna whoop that ass." His fame is dwindling so it's time for new talent. Say hello to a Busted Coverage World Exclusive - introducing Bama's F-Bombing Freestyler, G-Redneck. We're taking this bitch straight to the top of the charts. JUMP!
Look at this Dutch soccer geezer going road rage on some dorkwad soccer ref after a FC Oss 4-3 loss to Almere City the other night. What's with old people these days. So damn arrogant with their electric powered scooters. Feeling all empowered by 3 horsepower engines. You know the old coots. The guy here is no different than old coot at Target who'll blast through end caps to beat you to a Black Friday deal. This must stop - NOW! JUMP!
ESPN crackpot Craig James now has an official award over at the WWL so it comes with great excitement that we announce our new football award. It's aptly called "Busted Coverage's All-American Sledgehammer Team." But the difference between BC and all the other award dorks out there, we will honor late hits, head hunting, illegal blocks below the knees, etc. And this team will encompass all age ranges. Our first team member is - Trey Bozeman. JUMP!
PGAer Bubba Watson is recognized as one of the 'quirky' players on the usually staid tour. This week he has been dabbling in practice videos for the upcoming Barclays event that revolve around Bubba, a blue suit and water. Why? Because that's how Bubba rolls. And he doesn't drink, so this is how he and the boys amuse each other. Doesn't drink? Yeah, doesn't. More of a Bible study kinda guy. But it's his quirkiness you love and appreciate. Get some! Blue suit! JUMP!
Way back in July we broke the news to the blogosphere that a bikini model named Maryeve Dufault would make her NASCAR Nationwide debut Saturday in Montreal. Of course she did and her performance went just about how you'd expect a road course to go for a former bikini model in her rookie Nationwide road course debut. Ever wondered how a bikini model gets her car turned around on a scary turn? You're about to find out! JUMP!
One intrepid YouTube vlogger was on his game yesterday during the 5-0 FC Bayern destruction of Hamburg SV. First, you have to be a serious fan to stick with such a blowout, and second, you have to be watching these matches very closely to score Bayern Nose Picker (who then takes that finger and puts it directly in his mouth). Would we love to bring you more 49ers vs. Raiders fan fights instead? Yes, but at this point we're tired of Mexicans fighting each other for no reason. JUMP!
Yes, the images are blurry, but we needed an intro photo so this is what you get from last night in San Fran where it was 49ers on Raiders violence. (There was parking lot gunfire after the game, too.) Need we say it again about preseason NFL football? Cheap or free tickets, plus a weekend night game equals extremely drunk fans ready to fight. Why fight? Because they're degenerates who are out of work, going through a divorce and paying child support on three kids. We benefit.
There are plenty of NFL fan fights each year, but already in 2011 we are seeing the advancement of technology and NFL fan fights. Take this incident Friday night in Baltimore where Chiefs fan squared off with a pack of whiteboy Ray-Ray fans. Normally a cellphone video of such confrontations is useless because it's pixelated, the sound is miserable and the videographer misses the KO punch. Not tonight, kids. We've got it all. And great lighting! VIDEO - JUMP!
As if you couldn't guess this one was coming. Taiwanese animators, best known for their Tiger Woods' YouTube video, might have outdone themselves this time. The animated Nevin Shapiro looks lifelike and you even get two white hoes on a bed in what looks like a DormDare.com video. Once again it's amazing how talented these storytellers are with complex American sports stories. Before long CNN will be replaced by 3D animations and that might not be a bad thing. JUMP!
Back to back videos this morning only because both are relevant to this time in sports history. Now comes the video that has Miami fired up this morning. It's Uncle Luke (Luther Campbell) last night at Liv busting out a version of "F$%^ Shapiro" with some "Me So Horny." You gotta hand it to this guy, even at 52-years-old the guy handles a mic unlike any rapper in history. And he can mix in college football at a moments notice. Amazing stuff! JUMP!
The headline is legit. This is a video from Fusion ammunition featuring the UFCer Brock Lesnar blasting caps into prairie dogs in Bismarck, North Dakota. We're going to stay away from the fight that is about to ensue between animal rights activists and gun-toters who'll defend Brock as just another man out to feed his children. Does he even have kids? Doesn't matter, does it? Anyway, prairie dogs die, so if you are sensitive to animal death this video isn't for you. JUMP!
You might see another video of this guy floating around the Internet today, but we went with the one where Knox City Greyhounds superfan (Darryl?) is using that football jersey as a bib. Dude is pumped for the Knox City football season. Knox City really is a Texas city in the middle of nowhere. Look at this Google Map and realize this is a huge moment for superfan. He's about to become a cult hero from a town of 1,200. Toothless dude's debut - JUMP!
The Oregon media went after & received a police dash cam video of the June stop of UO cornerback Cliff Harris. Dude was going 118-mph. So a ticket & this is over, right? Wrong. Guess who was also in the car? None other than UO QB Darron Thomas. What is that smell? Someone smokin' some weed? Um, yeah. As for Chip Kelly, he's had enough of your questions. Chipster is on the record saying Thomas is best leader he's been around. Video - JUMP!
We actually have no idea if KCAL is the '#1 Station For Sports In L.A.?' Let's just say they are because Jaime Maggio works there. She has that flowing blonde hair. That insane necklace. The tan. And that fantastic see-thru top that is sending us subliminal messages. Bobby Abreu news? Could care less. Jaime could be reading the menu from the local Chinese joint - Yum Yummy - and our asses would be mesmerized. Video - JUMP!
Yeah, it's a slow sports day unless Jim Thome hitting his 600th gets you juiced up, so we'll pound the Jets-Texans game into the ground. We all remember the USC cheerleader cheering when Texas scored a TD in the Rose Bowl. Now comes the Jets Bimbo Squad cheering like a juice-head Texan just bought them a round of vodka & cranberries. You two are a disgrace to all those women out there who've worked hard to learn the sport and earn the right to hang with us in front of the TV.
Yes, the images are blurry, but that is some Chinese dude going up for a two-handed dunk over The King. You won't be seeing this on Maverick Carter's Twitter account, but the locals are still buzzing about this display of athleticism - from one of their own. This happened late last week and surprisingly it has yet to be leaked to ESPN by the Nike camp. Imagine that. Just more of LeBron's summer vacation being a complete disaster. A dunk and a three-pointer in his face. JUMP!
The Redskins and Steelers got together for some preseason football Friday night and the locals were raring to go for night football. Rex Grossman was under center. Santana Moss was catching touchdown passes and the fans were pounding $8.75 drafts (seriously, that's what they are up to in Detroit). One 'Skins fan, pictured, had a few too many and it seems DJ Pukey Pukerton had something brown for dinner. Thai food? Here comes the hurl! VIDEO! JUMP!
His name is Ben Turner and he's being called the Tiger Woods Cigar Guy of 2011 after his crazy antics resulted in one of the better golf TV moments of the year. The guy considers himself a Tiger super fan and says he can name all 71 victories on Eldrick's resume. Turner isn't just some drunken schlub wasting a Friday following his hero. He's dedicated to this sport. Dude actually claims he kinda knew Tiger would shank his shot in this direction. Ben's big TV moment - JUMP!
For those of us in attendance last night at Ford Field for the epic tilt between the Lions and Bengals there was a very eery feeling to the preseason game. Folks, we are watching a team ready to explode on the NFL from a defensive standpoint. The Lions, seemingly knowing the Bungwads were the perfect opponent to send a message to the NFL, went nuts on Andy Dalton. Leading the charge? Ndamukong Suh. He was nasty, unblockable and has Detroit fans in a frenzy. VIDEO! JUMP!