Goddammit, Chris Berman is brutal as the voice of the MLB HR derby. Did you hear him get corrected by George Brett when he said a ball was sailing to Omaha? Brett quickly told the blowhard that Omaha was the other direction. White guys get two big days a year to vent on Twitter about Chris Berman: NFL Draft night & derby night. And these f-bombers didn't disappoint. Use Berman & f*ck in a sentence - JUMP!
In the market for a multi-million dollar house that is currently owned by a professional athlete and the house must have a cool pool? Sure you aren't, but it's not a crime to look. Maybe you work at Facebook and need a house near San Francisco? Barry Zito is trying to sell a mountainside retreat with what has to be the best pool view in athlete houses currently on the market: $11.45M. Looking for a grotto? You can buy Devin Harris' house: $2.1M. More - JUMP!
Conor Daly did not have a good day at today's GP3 series race. During the race in Monaco, Conor Daly and Dmitry Suranovich got tangled up which caused Daly's car to fly up into the air. Marlon Stockinger ended up winning the series due to it being shortened because of the crash. Anytime you end up driving this fast and this close to each other, bad things tend to happen. Don't worry, he ended up being fine. JUMP!
Ole Miss is known for their gorgeous southern co-eds, the grove, and their extravagant southern attire. Their slogan is "We may not win every game, but we've never lost a party." Well, the Ole Miss Rebels have announced that their fans should wear specific colored fan attire that differs for each game based on the team that they are playing. This is basically the most Ole Miss thing ever. The actual 2012 football dress code is after the JUMP!
From last night via @PaigeGreco: "Hangin out with my homeboy Tony Romo last night... Yes I know I look gross." Blah, blah, blah. Let's focus on those seven letters across Romo's rec league jersey. Isn't a bigger kiss of death to an NBA franchise still in the playoffs like this guy wearing your name. We're talking one NFL playoff victory. Don't say we didn't warn Boston fans when something goes wrong in Game 6 & 7.
FINALLY! You guys realize the first round of the NBA Playoffs has taken like 27 days. Seriously, longer than a Kim Kardashian wedding. We'll finally end the madness with the Lakers tonight & the Clippers on Sunday thanks to the Grizzlies getting a road win last night, 90-88. In NFL news, Vince Young has found another job, this time with the Bills. As a friend told me, VY is going to hate life in Buffalo during the winter. Won't be able to go shirtless. Let's get rolling!
It's all good, though, Kobe has this one under control. Headed home for Game 7. Saturday night in L.A. Gotta figure Pau Gasol will shoot better than 1-of-10 from the field and that someone off the bench will step up. Oh, the poor Lakers. What seems to be the problem? Andrew Bynum & Gasol are giant pussies and Kobe knows it. In sad NFL news, 60,000 are expected to attend a public tribute to Junior Seau tonight at Jack Murphy. Let's get rolling!
The Bellator Fighting Championships roll into Cleveland Friday night for the organization's 66th edition of MMA fights that'll include four tournament fights and a main event on MTV2 starting at 8 p.m. EST. Of course Saturday night is UFC 145 featuring Bones Jones vs. Rashad Evans. Our attention Friday night will be in Cleveland where we expect Jade Bryce will be handling her ring card duties. Who is Ms. Bryce? Um, you haven't seen her yet? JUMP!
Remember those Oklahoma State dancers/cheerleaders in bikinis on the ski slopes that tore apart the Internet a couple months ago? Yeah, well we hired the guy responsible for discovering those photos and Asher is back with more classics from OSU dancer Mia. Yes, she has some Asian blood in her. Yes, there are also beach bikini shots to peruse. Who knew the craziest cheerleaders outside of Eugene would be in Stillwater. Guns up! JUMP!
Someone tell us when the Texas Rangers turned their baseball games into giant frat parties where people are in costumes, drunk, eating 2-foot, $26 hot dogs and partying like they're at an NFL game. Last night was Yu Darvish night and there were fans wearing Japanese flag capes, fans with a "Love Yu Long Time," sign and then there was Fake Bubba Watson sitting in the expensive seats. Best ballpark experience? This is like SEC football. JUMP!
Hey, look at us over here having our third Opening Day! Remember us? Baseball? America's Pastime? Nope, no Photoshop involved here. This is actually what was tweeted out by the fine folks @MLB. Sense any desperation? They're only kicking of 'Opening' Day on the same day as Tiger Woods tees off at The Masters and the NFL hears Saints bounty appeals. HELL YES, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. Don't forget, $10 tickets to Mets games! (via @MLB)
Lesley Visser's face was all the rage last night because people sure as hell didn't see in during the first weekend of March Madness, right? Folks, her face has been like this since football season. Where have you been? So leave it to Spokane CBS affiliate sports director Tim Lewis to lead the dickish charge last night towards a CBS sideline reporter. If this came from an ABC or NBC sports director it would make sense. But, CBS? Shame on you, Lewis. JUMP!
And the @AdarnSchefter account strikes again. It's all so damn confusing! Fake accounts! Tebow to Jags! Tebow to Jets! How a fake account with only 85 followers can troll so damn hard is amazing. Remember, all it takes are a few RT's and the run is on. You've been warned. Adarn is on the loose. How about this synergy between SportsCenter and its stud NFL reporter. Solid. In NBA news, how about the return of Linsanity. Knicks win again! Let's get rolling!
The big issue for us on why NASCAR has tanked with American popularity seems to be the combination of a couple different themes: (a.) Lack of money (b.) A generation raised on NFL (c.) Fans can't relate to pretty boy drivers. (d.) The sport has tried way too hard to be squeaky clean. Let's help NASCAR with (d.) today. Ever heard of driver A.J. Allmendinger? Probably not. Well, his wife is naked on the Internet. Now we've got your attention, no? JUMP!
Over the past month or so we've been investigating the ladies of the IFBB Bikini Model circuit. There's been the WAG (Missy Coles), the former Virginia Tech swimmer (Juliana Daniell) and now we've unearthed a couple former NFL cheerleaders that have turned to the bikini sport. In other words, we have a new sport to concentrate on. Not a sport, you say? Blasphemy, fat boy. You think these ladies just diet their way to these bodies? No way, Bubba. JUMP!
Well, there goes our New Year's resolution - 'Don't post Kathy Griffin bra photos.' Sorry, boys. Not that we were watching, but word on the street is that Kathy wanted to show off those new cans since the last time she showed off cans went so wrong. It's 7:30 a.m. EST & Get your asses out of bed. We've got NFL tailgating to do. HUGE day. Bengals-Ravens, Tebow-Chiefs, Cowboys-Giants. Did you miss counting down with Dick Clark? Video - here! Let's get rolling!