Was going to leave Melissa Satta photo galleries to our link partners and just blow off her Miami trip as one of those bikini trips we kinda ignore. However, the more we look into this Satta and AC Milan boyfriend Kevin-Prince Boateng trip, the more we get the feeling the U.S. citizen is about to go on a wild summer of bikini blasting spree. Oh, and did Satta get the rack worked on? Those things look a little inflated since the last time BC posted her pics. JUMP!
Of course these are pretty much NSFW pics of German model Micaela Schaefer in bodypaint at the Brandenburg Gate to support her German national team in the Euro 2012, which opened this afternoon. Blah, blah, blah. Now, we know you guys think we're just posting these photos because Micaela is pretty much naked. To the contrary! We want you to focus on everything in the photos besides Ms. Schaefer's bodypaint. JUMP!
Who taught these El Salvador assholes how to fight at soccer games? This is from RFK Stadium (notice those sun bleached seats) over the weekend where El Salvador futbol fans decided to throw down. That's not the real story. Focus on the effort of these soccer d-bags. In jorts. Sandals. Inadvertent hammer fist punches. And like four minutes of fighting without security giving two sh*ts. JUMP!
Our old friend in Houston, Scott, really wants you to see the 2012 crop of Dynamo Girls. In case you didn't realize it, certain teams in the MLS have cheerleaders that perform the normal routines at halftime and act as spokesmodels in the community. Normal stuff. But the Dynamo Girls are different. They're actually hot. Shakin' it on the MLS level isn't exactly a big career jump for a cheerleader. However, in Houston, it's quite an honor. JUMP!
Via: According to an Iowa City police criminal complaint, as officers were observing the City High boys’ soccer game at Longfellow Elementary School Wednesday evening, they witnessed a man run onto the field and attempt to pull his son out of the game. Doyle allegedly told officers his son couldn’t play soccer anymore because his grades were too poor. The father told police he let his temper “get the best of him.” COOLEST DAD – EVER!
As you know by know, pinup model Jordan Carver is a woman who will model pretty much anything as long as her giant fake boobs are flopped out in the photos. We've even seen a gallery where she's jerking around with eggs and Chef Boyardee. Usually these scenes are logical moments in life where the cleav-bombs make sense. Today, however, we get this set of soccer pics. Seriously, worst possible sport for this chick. Somebody is going to get killed. JUMP!
Via: A topless female protestor has again attacked the trophy to be awarded at Euro 2012, knocking it to the floor at an exhibition in Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine, on Monday, the Femen group to which the protestors belong said Monday. The protestor was accompanied by a French journalist for Marie Claire magazine, and both were arrested afterwards together with several journalists, the group said. Finally, protestors we can fully support in the Ukraine. Do you take PayPal?
Are you kidding me? Picking your nose at the Champions League final? Don't your know that there are like 200 million viewers watching you on Sky Sports? Get it! Push that pinkie right up in there. DO IT! Anyway, Chelsea won in a shootout in case you care. In NBA news, the Spurs can now go on a summer vacation after sweeping the Clippers, 102-99. When does the Western Conference Finals start? June 2? Let's get rollin'!
After Chelsea beat Bayern Munich 4-3 in penalty kicks, David Luiz gave this awkward interview in which he was definitely drunk. The Chelsea forward was probably completely physically drained and filled with shots of hard liquor after one of the most amazing finishes in soccer. Not only is he wearing a giant blue Chelsea hat but he starts wiggling his tongue back and forth at the camera. JUMP!
Way back in 2009 Busted Coverage introduced the Internet to a Florida State soccer player named Margo Mcauley. It was just one of our normal hot chick posts. Nothing special. She had about a dozen bikini photos and a great tan. That was then. Last night we received an email tipping us off to the news that Margo is now one of the Axe girls and that a new commercial will feature the former Florida State soccer player sweating & playing with a soccer ball.JUMP!
While Chelsea is officially into the 2012 UEFA Champions League finals, there's still business to settle between Real Madrid & FC Bayern Munich. Bayern holds a 2-1 lead in the first leg of the semifinals match (Wedneday, April 25, 2:45 p.m. ET | Fox Soccer Channel). Cristiano Ronaldo says his team will overcome the one-goal lead. "It's a big game [on Wednesday] and we're going to win it because we're playing in front of our fans," he told reporters. JUMP!
Everyone gets all crazy over inadvertent porn these days. Guilty as charged. Usually this sh*t is isolated to a few blogs and is forgotten two hours later. But when that inadvertent porn is on your Spanish sports newspaper, it creates headlines around the world. You see that cover (left)? Look closely. What do you see over Messi's right shoulder? One of the best ever, right? It goes straight into the hall of fame. JUMP!
Ever go to a NYC strip club and ask the beautiful ladies where their homeland is on a globe? 7 out of 10 will be from Ukraine. Not kidding. Lots of 'novas in those clubs. Which brings us to the UEFA Euro 2012 taking place this summer in the former piece of the Soviet empire. Yes, we've checked. There will be cheerleaders at the Euro. And they'll all be hot. And if there is a country in Europe that knows cheerleaders it's the Ukraine. The place is crawling. JUMP!
You know, usually we're of the mind that soccer players are pussies who claim to run for like 80 minutes but really stand around for like 15 of those minutes just watching some tool kick the ball back and forth with another tool. Then we watched APOEL's Paulo Jorge take a teammates melon to the mouth. The result: teeth just flying around the pitch. Jorge's team got drilled, too. JUMP!
Via: FIVE Hibs fans have been arrested after trouble following last month’s Scottish Cup match against Ayr United saw one man lose an ear. There was “serious violent disorder” at Glasgow Central Station after the match, with one man taken to hospital and the severed body part found. Detective Inspector Grant Cathcart said “Football-related antisocial behaviour will not be tolerated and we will continue to work closely with all Scottish forces to take action.”
Of course you didn't realize there was a Mexico vs. Canada Olympic qualifier this weekend at Livestrong Sporting Park in K.C. The useless news: Mexico won the match, 3-1. The more interesting tidbit from this game: some Mexico fan one-punch KO'd a couple of Honduras bros in the best one-sided fan fight of the weekend. Wait, what were Honduras fans doing at a Canada-Mexico match? It was a doubleheader. Honduras faced El Salvador. JUMP!
Who you got in this fight? Crazy Muslims starting sh*t with Diego Maradona's WAG? Or Diego Maradona and his batsh*t crazy mustache going into the crowd last night at a stadium in the United Arab Emirates? You see, Diego has seen his share of soccer fan fights over the years. Just think of those wars in the Italian Serie A league. And who knows when homeboy is jacked up on coke. Wrong move, UAE WAG hecklers. Diego is coming for your asses. JUMP!
Cristiano Ronaldo's WAG Irina Shayk spent the weekend in Miami because that's what hot chicks do with their girlfriends on Sweet 16 weekend. You know how all your 'cool' buddies at work get fired up about going to Vegas for #1 vs. #16 games on the first weekend of March Madness? We hear that Euro WAGs consider Sweet 16 weekend their time to 'get away' and act like fools. Our spies tell us that Shayk had a OSU-Louisville-UK-UNC moneyline parlay that got busted. JUMP!
The only excuse for you guys not watching this soccer video is that your work has blocked YouTube. The rest of you idiots at work are recommended - AT THIS MOMENT - to watch as white boy unloads a left foot to the grill of Huan-Yi during this soccer match that's making its rounds today. Watch closely because you're about to see the biggest thug move in soccer history. JUMP!