And here's our train wreck video of the day! If you don't like soccer, well... here's some more fuel for your fire. If you are a soccer fan, then you should probably make sure stuff like this doesn't surface again. Here's video of Celta's Fabián Orellana, FC Barcelona's Alexis Sánchez, and Udinese's Mauricio Isla in an above-ground pool trying to sing a Backstreet Boys' song. If we didn't know they were soccer players, we'd be pretty sure this was a gay porn. JUMP!
So the boys with the Sandefjord club in Norway the other day had some fun at the expense of some junior goalies who happened to lose a bet with the veteran goaltenders. Somebody would be doing naked stretches. Can you tell who the losers are? Would this fly with the Jets or Patriots or the Jaguars? Not a chance. Think Blaine Gabbert is dropping trou for the amusement of Maurice Jones-Drew? Norway, where public dong is punishment. (via Kickette]
Leryn Franco, the 2006 Miss Paraguay runner-up, first wowed us during the 2008 Olympics where she competed in javelin. We kind of forgot about her until we heard she broke up with her footballer boyfriend Lucas Barrios. We're glad she's in the news again because it reminded us just how hot she is. We've got the dirty details of her breakup and some sexy photos to boot. Check it!
It's one of the more cryptic famous eBay listings we've come across over the the last three months. The listing, via Ryan P. at Beverly Hills Porsche, won't name David Beckham directly, but a Google search reveals that this 2008 Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet used to belong to the washed up MLS stud. Known around Beverly Hills as the Batmobile, it originally sold this summer for $227,000 to some Middle Eastern movie legend. JUMP!
Fulham FC's Philippe Senderos is a tough defender. Newcastle United's Joey Barton is a great goal scorer. But ask Senderos about slowing Barton and Senderos will reveal something crazy -- Barton is going to come in your face. All over it, probably. Take a look at the video where he reveals Barton's secret. JUMP!
It's a story that has all of Argentina on edge. Did Lionel Messi actually run off this summer to Ibiza and marry some chick named Antonella Roccuzzo? There's some radio dude down in Argentina tweeting about it and claiming he'll close his Twitter account if the report is false. What we do know is that Lionel and his (wife?) were photographed on a yacht the other day and both were wearing rings on the traditional wedding ring finger. The Messi camp is denying this story. JUMP!
Briefly - Aida Yespica is a Venezuelan-born model who is better known for driving Italian men nuts on TV, YouTube and in lad mags. She used to WAG for futboler Matteo Ferrari. They had a little curly hair WAG baby but split a couple years later. Then along comes U.S.-born Melissa Satta, who just happens to be the hottest chick on the planet. She's the new 'it' chick in Italy. Yep, Satta and Ferrari are drilling some balls into the five-hole, according to Italian gossipers. Yep, Yespica is pissed. WAR. JUMP!
That fantasy you've been dreaming up where U.S. Women's National Team members Alex Morgan and Whitney Engen are together in a tub, well... dream no more! You'll have to work your way around a couple of pesky sports bras, but that's what your imagination is for. Plus, we've got a whole gallery of Alex Morgan in all of her hotness for you. JUMP!
EA Sports usually makes their games pretty authentic, but we didn't know how spot on they really cared to be. Until now. EA has updated FIFA 12 with a new Wayne Rooney. They've ditched the balding one and replaced him with a Rooney with a full head of hair. Those plugs are paying off in more ways than one. JUMP!
Didn't watch the MLS All-Star game this week? Yeah, you didn't miss much other than a group of MLS scrubs get destroyed by Manchester U. But at least David Beckham gave our friends at OutSports an indelible image of some pre-game stretching with Thierry Henry. Our friends at Caught Off Side have the full shot for those of you who get a chuckle out of Becks being bent over. Have at it.
Our friend @bubbaprog was up to his usual good work last night during a 3-0 Real Madrid blowout of Chivas in the World Football Challenge. No way we'd be sticking around a 2-0 match in the 75th minute, but Bubba plowed ahead and earned himself this masterpiece from Real chick. We're pretty sure in San Diego that gesture means 'Let's grab a beer and talk penalty kick strategy after the match.' Can't wait to see her Facebook updates.
Real Madrid is currently training on the UCLA campus for its upcoming friendly against the L.A. Galaxy and it has people in a frenzy. How big of a frenzy. You have to see this woman come out of nowhere to run in front of a Real golf cart on its way to/from practice. Of course there is a low-speed collision. Of course the lady goes flying. Of course the Spanish media was there to record it and as of 2:45 p.m. EST Marca.com has 428 comments on this video. JUMP!
When you fork over nearly $500,000 for a car, you expect it to be pretty badass. Real Madrid star Christian Ronaldo did just that and the results are predictable, but so is his douchey behavior. JUMP!
Sixers Jrue Holiday & Women’s World Cup Soccer Player Lauren Cheney May Be Most Wholesome Couple Ever
Philadelphia 76ers guard Jrue Holiday and U.S. Women's World Cup soccer player Lauren Cheney appear to be dating, but may actually be a pair creepy, saccharine robots with great athletic prowess made in a lab somewhere. Holiday is in Dresden where the women came through with a Biblical victory over Brazil. The triumph sent Jrue & Cheney into a Twitter love-making session. JUMP!
Ahh, love us some Sun newspaper on a Thursday afternoon in the summer with the NFL and NBA locked out. It's true, we've been crossing the Atlantic quite a bit lately because we've become quite bored by baseball players and women's World Cup. Enter the Manchester U. legend Rio Ferdinand. Dude is now 32, has made HUGE coin & has left a trail of road beefers that just happened to be exposed in a London court yesterday. So...much...fun! Details - JUMP!
We've identified the two Peruvian tarts who flashed their gigantic fake boobs during yesterday's Peru-Uraguay Copa America match and they have a Larissa Riquelme-like promise for you -- more nudity! Until we get to that here's some photos of the ladies in question, Irina Grandez and Daysi Araujo. JUMP!