Everyone gets all crazy over inadvertent porn these days. Guilty as charged. Usually this sh*t is isolated to a few blogs and is forgotten two hours later. But when that inadvertent porn is on your Spanish sports newspaper, it creates headlines around the world. You see that cover (left)? Look closely. What do you see over Messi's right shoulder? One of the best ever, right? It goes straight into the hall of fame. JUMP!
Ever go to a NYC strip club and ask the beautiful ladies where their homeland is on a globe? 7 out of 10 will be from Ukraine. Not kidding. Lots of 'novas in those clubs. Which brings us to the UEFA Euro 2012 taking place this summer in the former piece of the Soviet empire. Yes, we've checked. There will be cheerleaders at the Euro. And they'll all be hot. And if there is a country in Europe that knows cheerleaders it's the Ukraine. The place is crawling. JUMP!
The only excuse for you guys not watching this soccer video is that your work has blocked YouTube. The rest of you idiots at work are recommended - AT THIS MOMENT - to watch as white boy unloads a left foot to the grill of Huan-Yi during this soccer match that's making its rounds today. Watch closely because you're about to see the biggest thug move in soccer history. JUMP!
So Real Madrid played Real Betis this weekend and, of course, Madrid won the game thanks to a two-goal day from Cristiano Ronaldo in a 3-2 victory. Blah, blah, blah. Of course we're not going to get into the intricacies of international soccer because you guys have like 3 minutes of jerking off time at work. Let's cut to the chase, C Ron scores a goal and a Betis fan starts grabbing his junk. Suck this, Ronaldo. JUMP!
Gotta admit that we'd never heard of hot German chick Lena Gercke until this afternoon when she came into our lives via her new work on the cover of GQ Germany. The model and her Real Madrid futbol playing boyfriend Sami Khedira. He's a 24-year-old German national playing midfield for Madrid. Lena is 23, won the 2006 Germany's Next Topmodel competition and is traveling the world modeling bras & underwear. JUMP!
Via: Phil Gannon, 58, was caught on camera apparently aiming abuse at Patrice Evra during the match against Manchester United. Police are still reviewing the footage and yesterday released the him on bail after questioning. The father also wrote on Facebook that his interests include 'inter-continental rioting' and 'global regime change'. And d-bag politicians want to enact SOPA. You want to kill off screencappers? They're free police investigators.
Usually British people are normally pail but in this case Sir Alex Ferguson looks either frost bitten or sunburned beyond belief. Manchester United met Arsenal at Emirates Stadium where these two bitter rivals faced off. A Manchester United player was carried off on a stretcher after a his ankle bent 90 degrees. Video of Valencia scoring an amazing header goal to end the first half after the JUMP!
We're about to get out of her for the weekend, but not before this gaffe from ESPN gets posted. An intern better get his/her resume together. That's a Barcelona logo on the right. One of you soccer dorks might be able to fill us in on what that is on the left, but from our Google Image searching, it doesn't look like a Man. U. logo. Go ahead, destroy us in the comments section as being idiots. It's going to be slow sports weekend. Direct all hate mail to: firstname.lastname@example.org
The hottest WAG in the world has finally shed her cloths. We are, of course, talking about Cristiano Ronaldo's fiancee and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Irina Shayk. Her old man was just named a finalist for the Ballon d’Or, but Shayk has made us completely forget about that with her shoot for Germaine De Capuccini Skin Care. Guess what? We've gathered the photos for you right here. Check it!
It's that time of year when WAG bikini galleries start to pop up from the shores of Australia & South America. So imagine our shock when Keith in Charlotte sent us a link to Venezuelan Aida Yespica (flowery bikini) & fellow WAG Paraguayan Claudia Galanti soaking up rays yesterday in Miami. Yespica (was) a BC favorite thanks to her penchant to pick fights with other WAGs. Um, what's that in your hand. We've moved on....to Galanti! Ass shots! JUMP!
Real Madrid stud Cristiano Ronaldo today took home the European Golden Shoe for scoring the most goals in Liga play. He topped rival Lionel Messi by nine goals for the title, scoring 11 in his final four games while Messi was silent. While that surge may be awfully impressive, it isn't nearly as impressive as what Ronaldo's done off the field. We speak, of course, of his girlfriend, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Irina Shayk. Um, check her out for yourself!
The UK tabloids are on fire today with news that Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli was spotted on a secret date with Nuts (among others) model Holly Henderson. Here in the stakes it's the equivalent of Rob Gronkowski taking a photo with @XXXBibiJones. Balotelli is 21. Henderson checks in at 32FF and 32-years-old. As an added bonus, Balotelli has a girlfriend, or at least he did last week. Ballotelli is our new Italian futbol hero. JUMP!
We've got an update on the world's hottest WAG Ilary Blasi. The last time we saw her she was playing paddleball on the beach, looking smoking hot in a black and white bikini. More recently, she appeared on the Italian gossip show Verissimo. What was she doing? Other than looking smoking hot, we really don't know. We don't speak Italian. The important thing here is the update. And by update, we mean gallery of a hot-ass chick. Check it!
And here's our train wreck video of the day! If you don't like soccer, well... here's some more fuel for your fire. If you are a soccer fan, then you should probably make sure stuff like this doesn't surface again. Here's video of Celta's Fabián Orellana, FC Barcelona's Alexis Sánchez, and Udinese's Mauricio Isla in an above-ground pool trying to sing a Backstreet Boys' song. If we didn't know they were soccer players, we'd be pretty sure this was a gay porn. JUMP!
So the boys with the Sandefjord club in Norway the other day had some fun at the expense of some junior goalies who happened to lose a bet with the veteran goaltenders. Somebody would be doing naked stretches. Can you tell who the losers are? Would this fly with the Jets or Patriots or the Jaguars? Not a chance. Think Blaine Gabbert is dropping trou for the amusement of Maurice Jones-Drew? Norway, where public dong is punishment. (via Kickette]
Leryn Franco, the 2006 Miss Paraguay runner-up, first wowed us during the 2008 Olympics where she competed in javelin. We kind of forgot about her until we heard she broke up with her footballer boyfriend Lucas Barrios. We're glad she's in the news again because it reminded us just how hot she is. We've got the dirty details of her breakup and some sexy photos to boot. Check it!
It's one of the more cryptic famous eBay listings we've come across over the the last three months. The listing, via Ryan P. at Beverly Hills Porsche, won't name David Beckham directly, but a Google search reveals that this 2008 Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet used to belong to the washed up MLS stud. Known around Beverly Hills as the Batmobile, it originally sold this summer for $227,000 to some Middle Eastern movie legend. JUMP!
Fulham FC's Philippe Senderos is a tough defender. Newcastle United's Joey Barton is a great goal scorer. But ask Senderos about slowing Barton and Senderos will reveal something crazy -- Barton is going to come in your face. All over it, probably. Take a look at the video where he reveals Barton's secret. JUMP!
It's a story that has all of Argentina on edge. Did Lionel Messi actually run off this summer to Ibiza and marry some chick named Antonella Roccuzzo? There's some radio dude down in Argentina tweeting about it and claiming he'll close his Twitter account if the report is false. What we do know is that Lionel and his (wife?) were photographed on a yacht the other day and both were wearing rings on the traditional wedding ring finger. The Messi camp is denying this story. JUMP!