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  • Great Preakness Drunken Moments Of 21st Century [Photos]

    Great Preakness Drunken Moments Of 21st Century [Photos]

    Now, before you fill our inbox with hate on that intro photo just realize we love the douchebags who make The Preakness what it is in 2011. Douchebags are our audience. They pay the bills. Using the word douchebag to describe the infield patrons at Pimlico is an honor. You are what you are. It's not that you even remotely care about horse racing. As far as handicapping goes, Preakness douchebags know more about handicapping how to pound 12 beers before 10 a.m. than they do a race. This year's race takes place Saturday in Baltimore. Once again you won't be able to bring your own booze, but feel free to smuggle in a booze backpack or two. Photos! JUMP!

  • 16-Year-Old Rides Paris Hilton Racing To First MotoGP Victory [Photos]

    16-Year-Old Rides Paris Hilton Racing To First MotoGP Victory [Photos]

    Very rarely does Busted Coverage dabble in the MotoGP news market for obvious reasons unless some Grid Girl has a skirt disaster or a fan gets hit by a motorcycle. And the moto circuit is full of Euros that just bore us to death and never end up on ESPN. But, folks, all eyes on deck. Paris Hiton has a racing team that her handlers said would be a great idea and the bike even sports pink. Well, Paris Hilton Racing tasted its very first victory lane nectar over the weekend in Le Mans, France.

  • Preakness Kegasus Mascot Has A Sweet Nipple Ring

    Preakness Kegasus Mascot Has A Sweet Nipple Ring

    There was some hubbub about the Preakness putting its new mascot on display to Baltimore media this week. The dude - Kegasus - is an obvious play towards the white, drunk fratties who enjoy the infield at Pimlico. Ever been to Pimlico? You won't catch our asses going into that 'hood unless there is an infield party at the Preakness, hence the need for a stupid mascot to promote being a drunken fool. The big news with this Kegasus character? The slick nip ring. Smokin'! Video of half man/half Kenny Powers...JUMP!

  • 2011 Bay To Breakers 12k Race Craziest Costumes [Photos]

    2011 Bay To Breakers 12k Race Craziest Costumes [Photos]

    As mentioned in yesterday's Cuff 'Em, the 2011 Bay To Breakers 12k footrace was held over the weekend and the BC editors have put together their winner's list for Best Costumes. For those of you not in the know, Bay To Breakers is in its 100th year in San Francisco and brings together the crazies, the techies and the downright out-of-their-minds together for a quasi-footrace. The object is to get drunk, have a cool costume and enjoy the sport of running or walking. Here are the best of the best costumes this year thanks to Sylvain & Tom.

  • Allison Stokke Photo Overload In Honor Of Pac-10 Championship Debacle

    Allison Stokke Photo Overload In Honor Of Pac-10 Championship Debacle

    There was a major development in the hot chick/athlete world yesterday that made no blogs, no television reports, no newspapers, etc. Allison Stokke, a senior at Cal, finished her conference career with a dud "No Height" in the Pac-10 Championships, ending the run of one of the Internet's sports darlings. It seems like just yesterday we were discovering her very first collegiate image, which sent the sports blogs into a frenzy way back in 2008. It's the end, my friends, but not before a special look back at what was and will always be a pageview goldmine.

  • Morning Twitpic-age: Here is The ESPN U. Softball Analyst Who Scares Us With Her Giant Gun Boats

    Morning Twitpic-age: Here is The ESPN U. Softball Analyst Who Scares Us With Her Giant Gun Boats

    We search TwitPics, Tweetphotos, YFrogs, etc. with hopes of finding photos that will put a smile on the drunk faces of Busted Coverage…

  • You Haven’t Seen A Texas Motor Speedway Samsung 500 Photo Dump Until You’ve Seen This One

    You Haven’t Seen A Texas Motor Speedway Samsung 500 Photo Dump Until You’ve Seen This One

    Our buddies at Friends of the Program hit up the Samsung 500 over the weekend to document Americana and the fine folks in…

  • Photo: Rory McIlroy Didn’t Win Green Jacket But Does Own This ‘Nice Pussy’ Shirt

    Photo: Rory McIlroy Didn’t Win Green Jacket But Does Own This ‘Nice Pussy’ Shirt

    Following up on this morning’s Twitpic-age where Rory Mcllroy was catching a ride to Malaysia on the same flight with Charl Schwartzel, we…

  • Arnold Classic ’11 Wrap: Has Women’s Bodybuilding Gotten Out Of Control? Our Penises Say Yes.

    Arnold Classic ’11 Wrap: Has Women’s Bodybuilding Gotten Out Of Control? Our Penises Say Yes.

    Look, we don’t mind a mild female bicep. It shows that a woman takes care of her body, doesn’t eat garbage and will…

  • Photos: Gisele’s Ass, Tom Brady’s Ponytail Shine At Rio’s Carnivale 2011

    Photos: Gisele’s Ass, Tom Brady’s Ponytail Shine At Rio’s Carnivale 2011

    What more can we say about Tom Brady and Gisele doing Carnivale 2011 in Rio? The ponytail is excellent. Her ass in those…

  • Biceps That Make Arnold Schwarzenegger Pop Wood At Arnold 2011 Competition

    Biceps That Make Arnold Schwarzenegger Pop Wood At Arnold 2011 Competition

    Look at that face, Cal-eee-for-nee-uh. Is that the face of a man who enjoys balancing your budget, or trying to figure out how…

  • Joel Monaghan Gets Blown By Dog Update: Rugby Player Flees To England To Resume Sports Career

    Joel Monaghan Gets Blown By Dog Update: Rugby Player Flees To England To Resume Sports Career

    Who can possibly forget Joel Monaghan and his disgusting display of affection with a Labrador a few months ago. The disgraced rugby player…

  • The Rhode Island School Of Design Mascot Is A Giant Shaft & Balls

    The Rhode Island School Of Design Mascot Is A Giant Shaft & Balls

    Yes, this is real. Yes, a guy dressed in a giant shaft and balls costume serves as the mascot at the Rhode Island…

  • $2,500 Starting Bid To Play Doubles With Anna Kournikova

    $2,500 Starting Bid To Play Doubles With Anna Kournikova

    So there was a legitimate reason for Anna Kournikova to be in St. Louis over the weekend where she threw out a first…

  • Mike Tyson Using P90X? From Hangover To This?

    Mike Tyson Using P90X? From Hangover To This?

    Mike Tyson is still on his world tour this summer and stopped this week in the U.K. for a football match. We’ve read…

  • Photos: Maria Sharapova Gives Up Football For Futbol

    Photos: Maria Sharapova Gives Up Football For Futbol

    Maria Sharapova has always owned one of the most unique training regimens on the WTA circuit. For those who are new around here,…