Dear, f-ing Jesus, please let that wallet turn up at Olympic Gardens or Spearmint Rhino. In fact, we've already sent word to Rick's Cabaret marketing genius Lonnie Hanover that if Cowherd's wallet shows at Rick's Vegas we'll TMZ Herd's ass. If you're a stripper out there and are holding Cowherd's wallet, please tell us there are high school senior photos of Tony Romo inside. Or Sam Hurd's cell number. Something. BC tipline is wide open on this case: email@example.com
We were the first U.S. news outlet to report on Brazilian synchronized swimmers Bia & Branca Feres getting implants. Now we are able to report that the cagey sisters are up to even more antics after a Monday visit to a Brazilian beach. Ever seen synchronized swimming with ocean waves crashing on the swimmers? No? This is why we LOVE Brazil. The ladies don't think twice about great getting great implants & putting out great Internet content. It's Friday! JUMP!
Thanks to all 2-3 of you guys who wondered what the hell happened to us over the last 36 hours. Just happened that we were in NYC for the Coed Media Group (BC parent company) Christmas party in the West Village. There's Mrs. Busted & John Mayer over her shoulder at Empellon. Of course the CMG ladies weren't digging Mayer's caveman appearance and his man-whoring ways. As for the Mrs., she made it known that a loser home-bound blogger still impresses the shit out of her.
After much sleuthing, deliberation and ogling, we've decided that yes, we have indeed found the world's hottest tennis WAG. Her name is Zaira Nara and she's, you guessed it -- a model. What we don't quite understand is why she's going out with a dirtball like tennis player Juan Monaco. He looks like a garbage collector. It must be the Argentine thing or maybe she only dates athletes. One of the two. Here's the rundown and a gallery. Check it!
How does Pete Sampras make his way onto Busted Coverage besides having a cute wife and the rare U.S. Open appearance? This house. This 16,000 sq. ft. house sitting on top of a mountain in Thousand Oaks, Califoria. This $20,000,000 contemporary masterpiece. For some reason, Pete is unloading it after having it built in 2009 for $25mm. You know how we know Sampras has brass balls? Because he's willing to lose $5mm on a real estate deal. JUMP!
Of course the emails are coming. "WTF is netball & I didn't know Bristol U. had a netball team." Listen, you morons, this is Bristol U. in the U.K. and the ladies got naked for their 2012 calendar to raise funds just to keep their team afloat in the new year. This isn't the Alabama football program we're talking about here. This is U.K. athletics, which are usually worthless unless the netball team is getting naked. Kudos to these Brits for being forward thinking. JUMP!
Danica Patrick is rarely seen in a bikini unless it's for Maxim or Sports Illustrated so we felt it was necessary to show you what the 29-year-old is up to in Hawaii. She was vacationing last week and of course the paparazzi were tipped off that some paddleboarding was about to go down. One thing led to another & NASCAR's new TV ratings savior was on a paddleboard. Can we all just agree that tramp stamp is looking bad these days? JUMP!
Imagine that you're a chocolate lab puppy, 7 weeks old and there are these strange people that start visiting you and talking money with your birth parents. Then, a strange accent cascades down on your cute, floppy ears. Seems Russian. The woman sounds very sweet, caring. Of course you want her to take you home. She's playing with your brother Shorty. Ahh, but Shorty takes a leak on her foot and suddenly you're the last male to choose. Jackpot. Meet your new mommy.
Today's your lucky day, gentlemen! Skier and all-around hottie Lindsey Vonn is getting divorced from her husband of four years. Soon, she'll be back on the market and ripe for the pickin'! Or, at least we think she'll be ripe for the pickin'. So what happened to this match made in skiing heaven? Not many details have emerged, but here's what we know. And, as a refresher, here are some photos to remind you what Vonn looks like. Check it!
Gambling has never been bigger. Casinos raking it in to a tune of $144 million this year alone. Gaming companies are constantly trying…
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: We're not sure if this is a happy story or a sad story, but it's sure as helluva story. You know those assholes who shove hot dogs down their throats and call themselves athletes? Well, if Darren Jones wanted to be an athlete in that sense (we mean a completely bullshit sense), he could be a competitive drinker. Unfortunately, we're not talking about booze. We're talking about Diet Coke. Check it!
We need the Busted Coverage female readership to weigh in on this one. Is that bloat or does Anna Kournikova have a bun in the oven? These photos were snapped this week as Iglesias took his girlfriend for a boat ride to help her relax after that Biggest Loser debacle. Our eyes were instantly glued to the ab region which is usually quite chiseled, almost to the point that ARod would treat her like a queen. We investigate - JUMP!
You know how every now and then the day after eating spaghetti you'll cough and the next thing you know a strand is coming out your nose? Yeah, happens to the best of us. Well some dumb broad in the U.K. wants us to believe she's had a pool cue stuck up her nose for 12 YEARS! That's right, a pool cue just logged right up in that big schnoz. Chantel says the cue popped loose the other day during a coughing fit. What about the nuts logged in those cheeks. JUMP!
SI swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen is a gift from God in multiple ways. God gave her that insane rack, the ability to eat shit like cake, ice cream and chips without gaining pounds. And He made her a batshit crazy tweeter. Here is today's item of note: "every time I go to the store, I get filets of catfish. I have endless amounts of "rubs". love cajun. delicious / no carb / satisfying." She's spent the better half of today talking about catfish. Not kidding. Go look. (@chrissyteigen)
Nearly all of you have never heard of Jace Williams, but once this post gets passed around a little bit you'll be seeing much more of the Cal Bears softball player. She played third base for last year's team that played three games in the NCAA Softball World Series and started 62 games overall. In other words, she's no scrub. Yet we know of Ms. Williams through our growing list of hot chicks on Twitter. She's also in that dirty red outfit for Halloween. JUMP!
Iron Mike is just bumming around the house today and wanted to drop a line to Biebs about his new album. "Congrats on the new album
@JustinBieber. I know my daughter Rayna is gonna get it." A little research tells us that this isn't Mike's first time kissing Biebs' ass. There's this strange video from March. For those that don't keep track, Tyson is congratulating JB on this release that just happens to be a Christmas album - full of covers.