You know how crazy parents force their kids into sports way too early because they want them to become some kind of robo-athlete and make them a lot of money in the future? Well, we're not sure if that's exactly what's going on here, but we have a feeling ping pong isn't that lucrative. This wee lad, who looks all of one year old, is already killing it though. You've got to see it for yourself. Luckily, we've got the video right here. Check it!
It's very rare to find a tennis player these days that causes us to stop and take notice. Sure, Kournikova did her thing and Sharapova goes about her business. We think BC has found the next great one that'll dominate the Internet for the next few years. Her name is Julia Goerges. She's German. 23. Chesty. Looks insane in a dress and has two WTA victories. Kournikova had...0. If Julia isn't in bikini shoots by August we'll be absolutely shocked. JUMP!
Roger Federer's first-round match at the 2012 Australian Open was pretty much a snoozer, (7-5, 6-2, 6-2) but there was at least one takeaway. Alexandre Kudryavtsev was in this rally with Federer and decided to go baseline backhand. Only problem was that he was a little late with the shot and it got away from him. Yeah, so there was one of those Aussie Open ballboys standing at the referee stand. WATCH OUT, HUGH! JUMP!
So the bros on the Internet went nuts this weekend over videos from the Philadelphia-Rochester line brawls during the National Lacrosse League's opener. What did we learn from these lacrosse fights? They're much more dangerous than hockey fights and you'd be arrested if this took place 30 feet away in the stands. But, this is sport and lacrosse needs fighting to put people in the seats. Watch Philly bro absolutely unload on Rochester bro - JUMP!
Over the past month or so we've been investigating the ladies of the IFBB Bikini Model circuit. There's been the WAG (Missy Coles), the former Virginia Tech swimmer (Juliana Daniell) and now we've unearthed a couple former NFL cheerleaders that have turned to the bikini sport. In other words, we have a new sport to concentrate on. Not a sport, you say? Blasphemy, fat boy. You think these ladies just diet their way to these bodies? No way, Bubba. JUMP!
Our hero, Flying Tim Tebow is back on the track tonight at Derby Lane where he'll move up to the Grade A division tonight in the 10th race. Greyhound racing insider George Quinn emailed us today: "[Flying Tim Tebow] will definately need "Tebow Magic" to win in a top Grade A race 10 tonight at Derby Lane. He is a solid racing greyhound, spending most of his time in the top 2 grades (A and B)." What are we talking about? Yes, this is real. JUMP!
In case you missed the ads running on BC, the PBR (Professional Bull Riders) is at Madison Square Garden this weekend for the MSG Invitational which gave the association the chance to bring in some big names for photo-ops. Biggest name in modeling? Kate Upton and she was in attendance. Said Upton of this makeout session: This needs to be in my living room! Professional bull riding in my future? Probably... More photos & the obligatory bikini shots - JUMP!
Erin Andrews tweets from L.A.: Happy New Year!! Hope you have a safe & wonderful night. I'm with the people I love the most..my family & @EvanLysacek. Would someone finally clear up if this dude is gay or not, because we're pretty sure EA would give up the five-hole, if not. Seriously, the people you love & the skater dude? Sounds like New Year's sex to us. What guy in his right mind that looks like Lysacek & can pull tons of tail is just going out as friends? Not us.
Well, there goes our New Year's resolution - 'Don't post Kathy Griffin bra photos.' Sorry, boys. Not that we were watching, but word on the street is that Kathy wanted to show off those new cans since the last time she showed off cans went so wrong. It's 7:30 a.m. EST & Get your asses out of bed. We've got NFL tailgating to do. HUGE day. Bengals-Ravens, Tebow-Chiefs, Cowboys-Giants. Did you miss counting down with Dick Clark? Video - here! Let's get rolling!
Not that we'd know about pregnant women or anything, but it seems that if Anna Kournikova was pregnant as was rumored back in November, she wouldn't be tubing in St. Barts this week. Again, a woman can do what she wants when pregnant because our asses aren't getting in the way. But, without even looking, we're pretty sure the American Medical Association would recommend that pregnant women DO NOT go tubing. Photos of the water fun - JUMP!
It's been one helluva year for the sports world where crazy people came out of the woodwork in droves. It was sometime around April 15 when it became apparent that streakers and nutjobs were overtaking the 2011 MLB season. Things got really weird in May when during one night in Seattle there were four streakers that jumped onto the field during a series against the Yankees. We have horse racing streakers, rugby streakers, baseball, football, Canadian football and a banana sling rugby World Cup streaker you cannot miss. Here's to 2011...we'll miss you but not all the dong. JUMP!
You guys have been put on notice. I'm about to take Mrs. Busted (yeah, she's actually off work today) to lunch and plan to be back in about an hour or two. The BC web developer has been notified that I want him tracking pageviews for this Serena Williams Christmas Day bikini ass explosion post. Over/Under on pageviews is about 5-6k during the lunch break. Act like you won't look all you want. We know better. It's like a five-car pileup. You just can't help but eyeballing that badonk. JUMP!
Someone, somewhere left a tidy bar bill. And when we say tidy we're talking about Mark Cuban-style.... well, maybe not that, but close. Some fool spent more than $111,000 on a bar tab. We don't know exactly who this person is, but we're assuming it's an athlete. The question right now is who? Do you know this athlete? Don't let loyalty get in your way, dammit! Be a man and tell us who left this gigantic bill!
There's something about a woman and her dog. Or is it something about a man with a dog? Who the hell knows. What we do know is this. Tennis player Gisela Dulko may not be the greatest tennis player, but she is a world-class beauty -- a world-class with a gigantic Newfoundland named India. Unfortunately, she seems to be pretty into this dog and it could probably eat you in two bites. So don't get any ideas. Check out India and Gisela right here.
Ho-hum, Aida Yespica's ass is still lounging at some Miami beach. How much beach time can one human endure during one winter? Look, it seems like this chick has been parading her ass around Miami for like 2.5 weeks now. Doing nothing but walking from the ocean to her lounge chair. Maybe switching positions every hour or so. At this point, the Venezuelan should either be banging Alex Rodriguez or filling out her U.S. citizenship paperwork. This is getting ridiculous. JUMP!
Dear, f-ing Jesus, please let that wallet turn up at Olympic Gardens or Spearmint Rhino. In fact, we've already sent word to Rick's Cabaret marketing genius Lonnie Hanover that if Cowherd's wallet shows at Rick's Vegas we'll TMZ Herd's ass. If you're a stripper out there and are holding Cowherd's wallet, please tell us there are high school senior photos of Tony Romo inside. Or Sam Hurd's cell number. Something. BC tipline is wide open on this case: firstname.lastname@example.org