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  • UPDATED: Mark Cuban Includes Fat Male Dancers In Mavs Parade Today [Photos]

    UPDATED: Mark Cuban Includes Fat Male Dancers In Mavs Parade Today [Photos]

    The people are starting to line the parade route in Dallas this morning for the Dallas Mavericks attempt to regain some thunder after Vancouver Canucks fan one-upped Sunday's Club LIV performance. But, Mark Cuban ain't going down without a fight. He's even bringing out the obese male dancers. We're hearing that AT&T service is pretty much useless in downtown as an estimated 250,000 fans have gathered to cheer the Mavs for destroying ghetto basketball. Stay tuned. Gallery coming soon.

  • Drunken DeShawn Stevenson Arrested [Mugshot]

    Drunken DeShawn Stevenson Arrested [Mugshot]

    The guy wearing the "How's My Dirk Taste" shirt after the Mavs returned to Dallas after winning the NBA Championship has been arrested in Dallas for public intoxication. Surprisingly, DeShawn Stevenson DID NOT party with the rest of the Mavs at Club LIV after Gm 6. He actually played cards & thought about his pregnant wife at home, Dan Steinberg blogs. Full details of how DShaw hasn't slept in days and was arrested last night - JUMP!

  • Kardashian To Leno: Prenup In Works; No Word On Who Gets BC Napkin [Photos]

    Kardashian To Leno: Prenup In Works; No Word On Who Gets BC Napkin [Photos]

    The Giant Ass was on Leno last night to tell the world how the engagement process went down between her and Kris Humphries (yes, this is our job to track such stupid garbage). That crap bored us to death, but the moneyshot had yet to be dropped. Um, yes, Kim says there will be a prenup which has our hands wringing. Remember yesterday? Yeah, we bought a $22.50 napkin for these millionaires. More Giant Ass pics & Kim's prenup reasoning - JUMP.

  • German Opinion: Dirk Nowitzki Just Defeated Ghetto Basketball [Screencap]

    German Opinion: Dirk Nowitzki Just Defeated Ghetto Basketball [Screencap]

    Leave it to German newspapers to make the NBA Finals into a race story. Welt Online, one of Germany's largest daily papers, is considered to be a conservative voice of the citizenry. The paper is also now famous within the sports blogosphere as the rag that allowed Peter Schelling to turn Dirk vs. the Heat into Dirk vs. black guys who have tats and "wrinkled faces," as Pete writes. Seriously, this guy will probably never drink for free at Club LIV. More of the racist barrage - JUMP!

  • Boss Move: Mark Cuban Taking Leak With Finals Trophy In Free Hand [Photo]

    Boss Move: Mark Cuban Taking Leak With Finals Trophy In Free Hand [Photo]

    And the photos keep rolling in. At some point we figured there would be a shot of Mark Cuban doing something crazy with the Larry O'Brien trophy but it never crossed our minds that someone would snap the billionaire going boss move by taking the goods to take for a leak. That's exactly what Busted Coverage came across this afternoon. Mark's legend officially grows. FULL SFW PHOTO - JUMP!!

  • BC Buys $22.50 Napkin From Kardashian-Humphries Wedding Registry

    BC Buys $22.50 Napkin From Kardashian-Humphries Wedding Registry

    Keeping with our tradition of buying wedding gifts for super-rich people who make their wedding registry public, Busted Coverage slapped the plastic down for a gift this afternoon. The Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries (marrying October 31!) registry at Gearys Beverly Hills hit the Internets and guess who bought them the second gift? Busted Coverage dropped $31 for a napkin. Someone else bought them a single steak knife for $50. DETAILS - JUMP!

  • Dallas Mavericks Cheerleader NBA Finals Celebratory Bikini Time [12 Photos]

    Dallas Mavericks Cheerleader NBA Finals Celebratory Bikini Time [12 Photos]

    They're cheerleaders. Enough of this "NBA Dancer" garbage. If you put pom-poms in a chick's hand & have them go nuts after a made basket, they're cheerleaders. Clear? Now, let's tell you how the Dallas Mavericks cheerleaders have to be one of the most secretive units in all of sports. We've literally spent hundreds of man hours trying to show you something - maybe a bikini - other than the normal cheerleader uniform pics. In the end, a tipster came knocking. Casie! Boat time! JUMP!

  • Paul Pierce Plays At WSOP, Wears NBA Championship Ring! [Photos]

    Paul Pierce Plays At WSOP, Wears NBA Championship Ring! [Photos]

    What is a ridiculously wealthy NBAer to do with his summer and a near certain lockout looming? Head to the World Series of Poker! Paul Pierce is in Vegas. So is Donyell Marshall. Both were playing yesterday in a $1500 Hold 'Em event and Pierce decided to roll out the most intimidating card protector we've ever seen. Yes, that would be a Celtics world champion brick ring on his right hand next to the Red Bull. Paul's poker day revisited - JUMP!

  • Miss Universe Zuleyka Rivera Is World-Champion WAG; Tweets Translated! [Photos]

    Miss Universe Zuleyka Rivera Is World-Champion WAG; Tweets Translated! [Photos]

    Dallas Mavericks' guard J.J. Barea is one lucky little Puerto Rican. He's now an NBA champion & dating fellow Puerto Rican Zuleyka Rivera, who was Miss Universe in 2006. The guy goes from riding the pine, to NBA Finals stud, dropping three-point bombs and driving past LeBron. But you knew that. What you might have missed were his WAG's tweets. Translations, please! JUMP!

  • John Kasich Signs Resolution Making Mavs Fans Honorary Ohioans – Seriously

    John Kasich Signs Resolution Making Mavs Fans Honorary Ohioans – Seriously

    Ohio Governor John Kasich jumped on the "bash LeBron" bandwagon this afternoon by signing a resolution praising the Dallas Mavericks and their fans. Part of the resolution reads "Whereas, the proud city of Cleveland and the entire state of Ohio share in the excitement of Dallas Mavericks fans everywhere." That's right, Bron Bron, even state governments are against you. Full resolution in all its glory - JUMP!

  • Drunken Dirk Nowitzki With His Giant Ace Of Spade Bottle [Photos]

    Drunken Dirk Nowitzki With His Giant Ace Of Spade Bottle [Photos]

    And the photos keep rolling in. We now have Dirk Nowitzki appearing slightly hammered making his infamous Dirk face before or after his two-handed swig off this soon-to-be most Googled Ace of Spade bottle in history. We've seen estimates from Twitter dorks that these bottles go for $80k in the clubs. Frankly, we could care less. It's more than a case of Summer Shandy so it's expensive. There are also reports that Cuban ordered 100 regular Ace of Spade bottles to keep the party "popping" as the kids call it these days. DRUNK DIRK FACE FULL SHOT! JUMP!

  • Rashard Lewis Has Drunk Message For Your LeBron GF Rumors [Morning Twitpic]

    Rashard Lewis Has Drunk Message For Your LeBron GF Rumors [Morning Twitpic]

    Who knew we'd be talking about 31-year-old has-been Rashard Lewis at this point of June? But we are, and dude was trending for most of yesterday afternoon thanks to rumormongering gossip sites saying LeBron's poor Game 4 was due to Lewis hooking up with Bron's baby mama. How horrible to start such a rumor. Anyway, we found that Lewis was actually partying on South Beach this past weekend and was drunk. Your move, Stephen A. Smith.

  • Miami Heat Fans Really Are NBA’s Biggest Douchebags [18 Photos]

    Miami Heat Fans Really Are NBA’s Biggest Douchebags [18 Photos]

    NBA analyst Charles Barkley has repeatedly said the Miami Heat players are a bunch of whiners, but he went a step further on Wednesday, calling the team's fans the worst in the NBA. It's highly likely this opinion is a result of Sir Charles being crushed by Heat fans during the Eastern Conference Finals. But, research speaks volumes & these photos prove our point. Miami Heat Douchebag Fans! An Investigative Gallery! JUMP!

  • Rashard Lewis And LeBron James Girlfriend Savannah Brinson Hook Up? [Photos]

    Rashard Lewis And LeBron James Girlfriend Savannah Brinson Hook Up? [Photos]

    Miami Heat forward LeBron James has been MIA during the NBA Finals. Maybe that's because his mind is elsewhere. Washington Wizards forward Rashard Lewis, according to an urban gossip mongering website, allegedly had a tryst with LeBron's special lady, Savannah Brinson, while visiting South Beach. Ru-roh, Raggy! The DETAILS - after the jump!

  • Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Invade NBA Finals: Was Gomez Drunk? [15 Photos]

    Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Invade NBA Finals: Was Gomez Drunk? [15 Photos]

    And you didn't think we'd get into the "Bieber-Gomez attend Game 4" discussion today. Pffft. Our photo editors have been pouring over the photos and sent an email. "We've looked through 243 photos and the consensus in this office is that Selena might of had a few Fuzzy Navels before tip. Just a hunch," squawks BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich. Two things instantly stood out from this dump: (a.) nice Texas Rangers hat, douche and (b.) she does look drunk. JUMP!

  • Would You Idiots Just Chill Out About LeBron James Not Scoring 50 Last Night

    Would You Idiots Just Chill Out About LeBron James Not Scoring 50 Last Night

    We've told you guys time and time and time again to stop it with your fascination with the NBA and black guys who hold press conferences to say where they'll be taking their talents. We are beyond excited that LeBron went scoreless in the 4th quarter. We're high-fiving ourselves that the guy barely showed a pulse from the field because it's going to be funny when he drops 35 on the Mavs in Game 5 and slices the throat of those of you who ride a guy for a night off. He had an off night. Just watch his pre-game speech - AFTER THE JUMP - to see it was just a bad night.

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