Tired of waiting for Bob Costas to wax poetic about the Olympics before getting to the replays you really care about? Having trouble finding videos of 2012 Olympic Games that really matter? So are we. That's why we're opening the 'Busted Coverage Olympic Videos You Actually Care About' world headquarters. It'll only be open for the next two weeks. Here's Olympian Carl Bouckaert this morning getting trampled by his horse. JUMP!
Hope Solo is just becoming the badass of Team USA. First she admits to almost going to jail after throwing a rager at her house. Then, right before the Olympics, she came clean and admitted to being wasted on the Today Show after the 2008 Games. Her badass antics continued this weekend as she ripped former Team USA legend Brandi Chastain on Twitter, sending shockwaves through the soccer world. Um, of course Twitter went nuts - NSFW style! JUMP!
You might recognize Ms. Takeshita from our 18 Best Porn Names at the 2012 Olympics. As for Scozzoli, he amused the Australian media last night in London with his stingray shoulders. The guy was supposed to win gold in the 100m breaststroke. Instead, his fins weren't good enough to get a medal. Such a disappointment, Fabio. What's on the Olympics schedule today? You get more Michael Phelps & women's basketball. Let's get rolling!
Yes, Leryn Franco is at the 2012 Olympic Games in London. That was her last night during the Parade of Nations, wearing the Paraguayan red dress and showing off some insane cleav. Of course she's in town to throw the javelin, but that's not the whole story. She's property of Nike. And Nike will get its money back via you dorks who'll see Leryn wearing Nike gear. JUMP!
By far this is the best 2012 London Olympics post you'll see over the next 2.5 weeks. BC went investigating the names of athletes competing at the Games and came away with the 18 best porn names we could find. There are dongs, a Tancock, a few Wangs and plenty of others that'll totally cause you to belly LOL. Don't forget to check the athlete's sport. *That part usually goes along with the porn name. JUMP!
C'mon, Brits, let's tie up the loose dogs who might run out in front of the Olympic cycling racers. Amazingly this dog makes it across two lanes of traffic without getting drilled, quite an accomplishment for the mutt. UK Twitter dorks say this is Richmond Park, England. There's one lucky dog strolling those streets. He/she is the biggest news of the morning besides Michael Phelps barely qualifying for the 400 IM. JUMP!
No way my ass would get anywhere near that button holding together the Holley Mangold coat. That said, the Olympics are officially open and your ass can sit around today and watch like 24 hours of coverage on the NBC family of channels; Bravo, CNBC, MSNBC, NBC Sports Network, NBC, online. Here's your events schedule. Want to know what channel to watch and when? Go to Fang's Bites and look at the Day 1 TV schedule. Let's get rolling!
Just saw this during the BBC One broadcast of the London Olympics ceremony. The German Olympians were introduced and then BBC showed a shot of this guy doing the German Sieg heil salute to the athletes. That is the mayor of London, Boris Johnson, in the background with his hand over his mouth. We're still efforting the German official's name, but he has to be important to get this seat, right? More screencaps - JUMP!
We are still trying to wrap our minds around the fact that shooting is considered an Olypmic "sport". The fact that there is a pregnant woman participating in the games should be evidence enough that this is no sport. However, after looking at Team USA, we have uncovered that they actually have some lookers on the squad. Something about a woman with a gun, isn't there? Odds are Amanda Furrer and Corey Cogdell can handle a piece better than any of you. JUMP!
Remember when Michael Phelps used to be interesting, fun and liked to let chicks take photos of him partying or smoking weed? Yeah, those were the days of MySpace. Seriously, four years ago we could do a MySpace photo search and find Phelps at a variety of University of Michigan houses getting smashed and chasing tail. Now? The guy is boring, doesn't get publicly sh*tfaced and is at his final Olympics. JUMP!
Are you in college and studying advertising? Take note at what condom maker Durex has done here. That, youngsters, is how you create an advertising masterpiece at the Olympics. That billboard has done 1,600 RTs since 4 a.m. EST. In other Olympic news, one of the trains that is supposed to take visitors to the Olympic park was late today thanks to the driver calling in sick. Seriously. And finally, is this Australian swimmer fat? Let's get rolling!
There has been quite the controversy surrounding Team USA and their uniforms. Ralph Lauren and his team designed these threads and...how do we put it? They are pretty much the douchiest outfits we've ever seen. Every American athlete will have to rock these uniforms, berets and all, during Friday's opening ceremonies. It's great seeing photos popping up of athletes trying on the outfits, best one yet has been Anthony Davis. Unibrow is rocking the beret with pride! JUMP!
Team USA has been handling their business in tune-up games leading up to the Olympics. With the exception, of the Argentina game, each victory has been a cakewalk. However the team looks like it is trying to catch as much rest as possible, especially on the plane. Kevin Love snapped an epic Instagram pic of six of his teammates and head coach Mike Krzyzewski passed out en route to London. Impressive ability to catch all seven guys out cold. JUMP!
Hmm, not sure if I'd want to switch over to Charlie Rose at 10 or watch the final hour of the XXX Summer Olympics on Versus (really the NBC Sports Network)? Oh, wait, there's an arrow to the right on the XXX Summer Olympics. Great, looks like I can sneak in an hour of Charlie interviewing Portuguese Prime Minister Pedro Passos Coelho & get back for the clean & jerk. Should be an awesome night of TV. Let's get rolling!
Poor Voula Papachristou. She just couldn't wait to be racist until after or during the Olympics. Instead, the Greek triple jumper got on her Twitter account, and in perfect English, wondered what Africans will eat in Greece. That's it, her Olympic dreams were over. The country told her she won't be going to London. Here's the tweet. JUMP!