Broncos QB Brady Quinn got passed over Tim Tebow in yesterday's loss to San Diego. Meanwhile, his girlfriend, gymnast Alicia Sacramone tore her Achilles while training in Japan. The couple may be cursed, but they're still in love, dammit! And why not? She's gorgeous & he has no reason to stay in Denver now that the Jesus Boy era has begun. We salute your level of commitment Brady Quinn and we'll do it with a gallery of your hot girlfriend. Check it!
For those of you forced yesterday to watch the Jets get manhandled by the Patriots and without the super-awesome NFL Red Zone channel, there was this incident in the NFL. It was the resurrection of Tim Tebow. He's back. He's trending on Twitter. Will He start next week? Will John Fox be forced to start Him? Never before in the history of this league has a third-string QB caused this much commotion. After the jump, the NSFW hate speech from Week 5. JUMP!
BC reader Blake S. sent word very early this morning: "My friend got this yesterday." After 10 minutes of Google searches it seems that Blake's friend is the very first mentally stable person to get a giant Al Davis calf tat after the passing of the 82-year-old Raiders owner. It's not the tat we would have gotten, but it's not our leg. In other NFL news, it wasn't sexy last night, but the Packers went to 5-0 with a second-half comeback on the Falcons. Let's get rolling!
Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder is loaded. How loaded? He just forked over $70 million for a gigantic luxury yacht called The Lady Anne. Maybe he can throw another $40 million at Albert Haynesworth and use him as an anchor. We've got the particulars, we've got the photos, and we've got the story of Snyder's latest purchase, which says "I'm a bigger baller than you could even dream of!" Check it!
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was on The Biggest Loser last night. Does anyone else see irony in this? Anyway, Tebow showed those fatties how to do some workouts and gave one hell of a motivational speech. Unfortunately, none of it worked, but Tebow should be used to that by now. We've got the video right here for you. Are you ready to get FIRED UP!? Check it!
Here is the video of what happened during Sunday's game when Steelers' linebacker James Harrison went helmet-to-helmet with Texans OL Duane Brown. Harrison wrote on Twitter this afternoon: "Thanks again to all for the prayers and get well wishes. I'm out of surgery and in my room recovering." Then he uploaded the patch pic. "I feel like a pirate. Lmao," he added after getting out of surgery. Seems like a Men's Journal curse to us? Sorry about your face, bro.
The moment you've all been holding your breathe for has finally come -- Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is back together with Kristin Cavallari. The, uh... super couple was spotted holding hands in Los Angeles today. The last time we checked, the Bears played in Chicago. Obviously, Cutler had more important matters to take care of. This is probably best for his emotional well being. In honor of the reunion, here's a gallery of Cutler and Cavallari's greatest hits. Check it!
For those of you who are new around here let's catch up on old Busted Coverage news. We've always been intrigued with Matthew Stafford and his girlfriend Kelly Hall. Why? Because BC has poked fun at them, wondered about Staffs pounding beers & published their vacation photos. If anything, it was just a matter of time before a lawyer wrote us an email. But it didn't happen. Now Kelly follows our tweets & even agreed to chat after the Lions-Cowboys thriller. JUMP!
You know him from Monday Night Football and, um, well, Monday Night Football. Hank Williams Jr. had a couple hits before the Internet existed, became an enraged Republican/Tea Party/angry white guy. Yesterday he let it all fly on Fox & Friends where he likened President Obama to Hitler. The day ended with ESPN pulling his MNF opener and Twitter blazing hot with NSFW tweets. Luckily, those tweets were still pouring in this morning. JUMP!
Miami Dolphins running back Reggie Bush didn't do much on the field during Sunday's loss to the San Diego Chargers, but he had a good time in his hometown and in L.A. Bush headed up the 5 and hit the club scene after the game, had a few drinks and looked at some dancing broads. All in all, a fine way to spend a Sunday evening drowning your sorrows. Check it out here!
What a great day in the NFL for those of you who take to Twitter to drop f-bombs, dick jokes, etc. towards QBs who blow a 24-point lead. Tony Romo had a 3rd quarter for the ages with two INTs returned for TDs. Um, those were on consecutive drives. Instead of winning, going 3-1 and staying with the pack in the NFC East, the Cowboys are a ho hum 2-2. If you like NSFW tweets and black dudes destroying the dictionary, this one is for you. JUMP!
If you don't know by now that Busted Coverage has a man-crush on Cam Newton, where have you been? Look, we're straight hetero, but how can we deny Newton's dominance over us. Warlock. Now comes news that the NFL Rookie of the Month will soon be wearing these pink Under Armour shoes. Media maven @billvoth reports: "Pic of Cam Newton's pink shoes he'll most likely break out some time in October." GULP. Love 'em.
We're closing in on Week 4 of the NFL season so it's now or never for our NFL Cheerleader Overload project where we dissect squads and provide you with ample material to waste company time. Today we get started with the world famous Charger Girls. Call it an East Coast bias or whatever you want, but these ladies are overlooked by 90% of the U.S. TV viewer. Of course we know the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are cute. Um, wait until you peruse this overload. BOLTS! JUMP!
It wasn't very close in our very first NFL Hottest Fan Photo-Off between @Heathero14 and @HemiGirl. 75% of the vote went to Heather, who went with a pool/wet Romo jersey photoshoot to get the victory. Meanwhile, Hemi was a gracious loser, pretty much knowing she was in trouble after Heather unleashed a see-through gallery that had her 19,000 Twitter followers in a frenzy. To the victor goes the spoils. That would be a 50 photo gallery of Heather's best work. JUMP!
It was just a few years ago when the world was bitching about Detroit holding a Super Bowl at Ford Field - which is covered with a roof. Today, the NFL released its 2014 Super Bowl logo featuring the George Washington Bridge and a snowflake. That's right, folks, the NFL has turned into the NHL and actually wants you to freeze your ass off with an outside game in February. In New Jersey. They're actually hoping for a light snow. Seriously. Already hoping for snow! JUMP!
What say you, Cowlishaw? Vick. Beef? Does he have one? Witty comment, NOW! In other news, the MNF game was an ugly victory for the Cowboys, 18-16. The 'Boys kicked six field goals for the win. If you are on the East Coast and have to be up by 6 a.m., the plug was pulled by half. Moving on...a HUGE college football weekend is close. In case you didn't realize, Alabama-Florida, Clemson-Va. Tech, Air Force-Navy, and Wisconsin-Nebraska to name a few. Let's get rolling!
At first he was in awe of Curtis Painter, the hair, his Jeff Spicoli appearance and the likelihood that the Purdue grad had loaded a massive bong load before last night's Steelers-Colts surpriser. James Harrison's jaw showed his shock as Painter pulled on a helmet and nearly got his team to 1-2. But it didn't happen as Harrison would eventually sack Goldilocks, causing a fumble that would lead to a Polamalu TD. Another work week is here. Get your ass in gear.
Shocker of the day! New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick, who we pretty much assumed crawled into a hole under a bridge in the offseason, has a fairly hot girlfriend. Her name is Linda Holliday and if you like MILFs, well, then this is your lucky day! What do we have for you? The story of Bill Belichick, Linda Holliday and a bunch of pics of her MILF-ey goodness. Check it!
Busted Coverage, known for our lack of interest in following the pack of sports bloggers who've popped up over the last 14 months, is proud to announce our new 'NFL's Hottest Fan Championship Series.' The Internet - we're looking at you - loves hot ladies wearing their team colors. How do we know? Because the stats don't lie. Enter @HemiGirl & @Heathero14. The ladies agreed to a jersey mirror-off. One forgot a jersey & the other forgot the mirror. Oh, who cares? JUMP!
They're loving the Lions in Detroit. The team is off to a 2-0 start and the locals are talking playoffs for the first time in... longer than we can remember. Local celebrities are turning up for games too. Lions fan Bob Seger was spotted in the team's locker room after last week's win. He had himself a little cry while he was there, too. Ah, to be a Lions fan. It seems like the threat of success has Bullet Bob a little choked up.
Donver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker burst on the scene with a 100-yard, two touchdown performance against the Cincinnati Bengals in week two. It looks like Decker is doing even better off the field, though. He's dating country-pop singer Jessica James. And wouldn't you know it! We've got a hot-ass gallery just for you! C'mon in and take a look at the best decision Eric Decker ever made.
We're two weeks into the NFL season and you're having Brett Favre withdrawal. What's he up to these days? Just lippin' at Oak Grove High School in MS. That school might ring a bell. It's in Hattiesburg where the Gunslinger used to hold his training camps before showing up to Vikings' training camps. Anyway, the kids are off to a 4-0 start with Favre lending a hand. That's good enough for a #198 national ranking, according to MaxPreps, & #4 in the state. JUMP!
Lady Gaga and her entourage made an appearance at the New York Giants game last night. What do you think happened? Well, in true Lady Gaga form, she got drunk and poured a bunch of champagne out the front of her luxury suite. Perfectly good champagne. LOSER. Need to see a gallery of her stupid ass acting like a fool? JUMP!
Her Twitter bio reads: "Trust in the Lord with ALL your heart & lean not on your own understanding. In ALL your ways acknowledge Him & He will direct your paths. Proverbs 3:5-6." Her name is Kelsi Reich. She just happens to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and Buffalo Bills' WR David Nelson's WAG. After close examination and investigation, Busted Coverage researchers feel comfortable in naming Kelsi "God's Holiest WAG/Cheerleader Combo - EVER! JUMP!
Even the broadcasters make week-to-week adjustments. Then how about making sure that next week Jon Gruden isn't making Jaws smile with that crazy two-headed monster in his pants. Anyway, the Giants win (you also lose with the Rams +8.5) 28-16. Eli looked pretty horrible and the Giants received two gimme TDs. In other news, our attention turns to West Virginia-LSU. We'll be there for the couch burning & rednecks vs. the Cajuns. Fun! (via @WorldofIsaac)
First, let's just say the headline is a little deceiving. From what we can tell from CarFax reports, Todd Blackledge unloaded his 1984 about a year ago as it went through a car auction, according to documents. Now it's on eBay for all to see. Blackledge, a Penn Stater who went to the NFL with the K.C. Chiefs, bought this car in 1983. It was with him for 27 years. Through thick and thin. Through his bachelor days. Todd waxes poetic about his ride - JUMP!
The Internets are kinda buzzing this afternoon after someone snapped a screencap of Rob Ryan's interesting play chart during yesterday's Cowboys-Niners tilt. If you look very closely at that chart, you'll see a photo of the lovely Diora Baird. Tipsters sent word to @JimmyTraina and suddenly the Guess model will gain 15 minutes of fame this week as Rob's secret crush. Can't blame the guy. At least he's not some foot pervert. Gallery for Rob - JUMP!
We just happened to be on a Nashville-Jacksonville flight Friday morning with a bunch of Vols' fans headin' down to The Swamp for some pigskin. With the Southwest seating arrangements, BC ended up in the back of the bird with camo-hat wearing boys who were thirsty. One guy drank five beers in an hour. And it was like 9 a.m. Flash forward to Saturday when UT fan decided to disrespect Tebow statue. Not cool, according to Tebow statue police. JUMP!
She was dogged for years over the butch, spiked hair and frumpy clothes that reminded male NFL viewers of a wife stuck in 1993. Since Kurt Warner regained prominence in Arizona as the organization's savior, Brenda Warner has become (dare we say) easy on the eyes. According to our research, Mrs. Warner is in the 42 range. She has a new memoir about her life and The View found time for the Warner's this morning. The transformation was complete. JUMP!
They're clamoring for Jesus H. Christ... we mean Tim Tebow in Denver. Word is, if Orton doesn't deliver a fantastic performance against the Bengals this weekend, a group of fans will be buying two billboards in downtown Denver pleading the organization to start Tebow. Since the Broncos aren't going to win six games with Orton at the helm, they may as well win three with Tebow at the helm and enter into the Andrew Luck derby, right?
Detroit homeboy Jim Schwartz was talking music on Twitter this afternoon: "RT @PatStreater:do you listen to any hip hop? >>Yes. For some reason, I like Pitbull & Lil John. Fan of Dr. Dre & Eminem also. Beasties too." Did you read that, Detroit? Don't screw this up, Motor City. This guy could end up as the greatest coach in team history. Said it last year, the guy has the look, identifies with players and has the baddest man on the planet playing defensive tackle. (@jschwartzlions)
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady gets no respect from the Capitol Lounge in Washington D.C. Their Patriots-themed menu features items named for Chad Ochocinco, Deion Branch and Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen. So, in honor of Gisele's Sweet-Ass Potato Fries, here's a smokin' gallery of Giselle's sweet ass. Someone pass the Heinz! JUMP!
Dear God, why do You have to make us watch a sober Kyle Orton go 24-for-46 and 304 yards passing? Sure, Sober Kyle got the Broncos close, 23-20, but that was the end of the comeback as the Raiders got a road victory. Meanwhile, at a Publix, Tebow's Extreme Coupon team was hitting the V8 Splash aisle where Big Jim was about to go ape shit with a $2 off coupon. Normal price for the Splash = $1.88. That means Jim could get 125 bottles for free & cash back from Publix.
So let us get this straight: you show up to Lambeau looking like you huffed a few cans of spray paint, root for the Saints and then want to get in on the ass slapping after yet another Packers touchdown? Is this some sort of joke? What a loser. Anyway, the Aaron Rodgers machine rolled along, the home team covered and Oklahoma State covered. That means we pushed for the night. In other news, it's Friday. Let's make this painless. (via @JoeSportsFan)
Tennessee Titans quarterback Matt Hasselbeck has some new kicks and while they might ooze patriotism (in honor of 9/11, of course), they might be the ugliest shoes we've ever seen. We like where your heart is, but you're sense of style has obviously left the building. Although, if Osama Bin Laden were alive, we're sure he'd be terrified. Check out these monstrosities.
It's a shame that we'll go through most of, if not all of the 2011 season, without Peyton Manning running up and down the offensive line calling out assignments and pointing at linebackers. The news out of Indy today is that Peyton has undergone his second neck surgery. ESPN is freaking. CBS is busy changing its 4 p.m. games and fantasy owners are jumping off bridges. Jim Irsay gives us the latest, via Twitter. JUMP!