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Dec 6, 2011NFL
Creepiest Skullet Jeopardy Contestant Of All Time? [Morning Twitpic]

Creepiest Skullet Jeopardy Contestant Of All Time? [Morning Twitpic]

From everything we can gather, Creeper McGee was grinding last night on Jeopardy. Just look at that face. The Beard. The half 'stache. The Skullet. You know Creeper runs an after-hours sex den outside Boston. There is his sophistication(al) look, yet the animal inside. Destroying Dostoevsky by day, dropping panties afterdark. Someone get us Creeper's real name. We're his new biggest fans. In sports news, people are asking if the Broncos are the new 'America's Team.' Let's get rolling!

Dec 5, 2011NFL
Apparently No One Got The Memo That The Jaguars Were Playing Monday Night Football Tonight [PHOTOS]

Apparently No One Got The Memo That The Jaguars Were Playing Monday Night Football Tonight [PHOTOS]

The Jacksonville Jaguars and San Diego Chargers were featured on Monday Night Football and apparently no one in the city of Jacksonville wanted to support their team that just had their head coach fired. The Chargers Tight End literally jumped over a Jacksonville defender while the Jaguar Dancers cheered on the sideline. I probably wouldn't show up either if my team was just sold. JUMP!

Dec 5, 2011NFL
Ordering Kevin The Intern’s Christmas Gift This Morning [Morning Twitpic]

Ordering Kevin The Intern’s Christmas Gift This Morning [Morning Twitpic]

Of course he wanted cash and/or gift cards, but Kevin The Intern is getting this t-shirt for Christmas. In fact, we're ordering one for all the BC staffers: Matt in Buffalo, Monty in L.A., photo editor Big Gay Rich, Joe Student and even the new screencapper guy ParadigmShift35. All of them. Busted Coverage is officially on the Tim Tebow bandwagon all the way through the playoffs. That's right, playoffs. Look at Denver's schedule. Only one loss on it. Let's get rolling!

Dec 4, 2011NFL
The Undefeated Packers Get Tested By The New York Giants

The Undefeated Packers Get Tested By The New York Giants

The Green Bay Packers were down to the New York Giants early but holy shit is Aaron Rodgers accurate when he tied the game up at 7-7.  The New York Giants even set up this T-Rex on the train to intimidate the Packers. Let's see if it actually works. Vic Ballard gave his best Trollface ever. If that face doesn't give the New York the chance to knock off the Packers, I don't know what will. JUMP!

Dec 4, 2011NFL
Tebowmania Broke Out In The Broncos Vikings Game

Tebowmania Broke Out In The Broncos Vikings Game

Rookie Quarterback Christian Ponder and the Minnesota Vikings took on the Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos. Tebow and Ponder were arch rivals where Tebow went to Florida and Ponder went to Florida State. No one paid attention to the fact that Von Miller was out for the game and everyone went into full Tebowmania mode. These two girls drove 315 miles through a blizzard for the guy.  JUMP!

Dec 2, 2011NFL
How To Buy Stock In The Green Bay Packers: BC Investigation

How To Buy Stock In The Green Bay Packers: BC Investigation

The Green Bay Packers will start selling stock in the team on Tuesday. That means you can be one of the hundreds of thousands of people who own a piece in the greatest franchise in pro sports history. Despite all that hyperbole, we're serious. You really can be an NFL owner. The Packers are publicly-owned and they are selling stock. It won't make you rich, but you can totally one-up your bros. They only own Broncos Jay Cutler replica jersey. Here's the rundown, including a special tale from the shareholders meeting.

Dec 2, 2011NFL
Pull Your Pants Up You Stupid Little Jerkoff [Morning Twitpic]

Pull Your Pants Up You Stupid Little Jerkoff [Morning Twitpic]

There was a 4th and 1 from inside the Seahawks 10 last night for the Eagles and Brad Nessler made sure to tell us that "This could be the season for the Eagles." Excuse us while we clean up the mess created when a boot was inserted through the television and straight up Nessler's ass. Hey, asshole, that was a 4-7 team last night with their backup QB. Could be the season? They would've had to run the table to 'possibly' make the playoffs. Cut the shit, Nessler. Let's get rolling!

Dec 1, 2011NFL
Raiders LB Rolando McClain Popped A Cap Next To Dude’s Ear!

Raiders LB Rolando McClain Popped A Cap Next To Dude’s Ear!

When will the Oakland Raiders start being the Oakland Raiders again? It's now! Linebacker Rolando McClain was arrested for brandishing a gun and... well... some other shit too. You wanted thugs on your Oakland Raiders instead of those fakers and scumbags in The Black Hole that embarrass you? Well, you've got it (allegedly)! McClain allegedly fired a gun next to some fool's ear because... well... if nothing else, he plays for the goddamn Raiders!

Nov 29, 2011NFL
Archie Manning All By Himself Today For Lunch In Oxford [PHOTO]

Archie Manning All By Himself Today For Lunch In Oxford [PHOTO]

Via Friends of the Program who know Oxford, Mississippi and have sources in each dining spot. Taken on the Square in Oxford today…Archie Manning taking in an important business lunch at Ajax (if he didn’t order the vegetable plate then I have no confidence in his decision making) with the leading candidate for the Ole Miss head football coaching position. Hmm, he's not needy like we always assumed. Also looks like a sweet tea & water guy. Green beans?

Nov 28, 2011NFL
The Giants-Saints Game Provided The Infamous “Manning Face”

The Giants-Saints Game Provided The Infamous “Manning Face”

Eli Manning and the New York Giants are taking on the New Orleans Saints where Eli provided the classic "Manning Face" after throwing an interception to the Saints. At 5 foot 6, Darren Sproles used his smurf back status to rip through the Giants defense with a vengeance. Drew "Breesus" looked as immaculate as usual throwing towards one of the best tight ends in the nation named Jimmy Graham. Note to the Giants: You may want to cover him. JUMP!

Nov 28, 2011NFL Cheerleaders
Cowboys Cheerleader Melissa Kellerman Is Back On Twitter [PHOTOS]

Cowboys Cheerleader Melissa Kellerman Is Back On Twitter [PHOTOS]

Here's a sordid saga. After Cowboys cheerleader Melissa Kellerman was run over by tight end Jason Witten in last Thursday's game she sent out a couple tweets. Then her Twitter account mysteriously disappeared. Some suggested the Cowboys made her pull the account. Suddenly it appeared again this morning. The strange Kellerman Twitter account mystery and bikini photos. Check it!

Nov 28, 2011NFL
Kurt Warner’s Comtemporary House Is For Sale; $5MM [PHOTOS]

Kurt Warner’s Comtemporary House Is For Sale; $5MM [PHOTOS]

You want to know why it must suck for Kurt Warner to live in this insane Arizona contemporary house with over 11,000 square feet and more swimming holes than the Florida Keys? Because he can't throw massive keggers and have bikini chicks frolicking on his patio. Remember, dude is a Bible thumper. So, with religion tying him down, it's time to sell this pad for $5,000,000. And, as a bonus, the realtor got the house its own special on HGTV! JUMP!

Nov 28, 2011NFL
The Art Of Taking A Leak On A Football Sideline [BC Investigation]

The Art Of Taking A Leak On A Football Sideline [BC Investigation]

Yesterday was a watershed moment in the history of taking a leak on a football sideline. Nick Novak was caught...

Nov 28, 2011NFL
Bengalman 420 Is Stoner Mayor Of Section 106, Row 43 [Morning Twitpic]

Bengalman 420 Is Stoner Mayor Of Section 106, Row 43 [Morning Twitpic]

Thanks to Jesse In Ohio for Bengalman. What did we learn yesterday in the NFL? The Steelers have trouble destroying a team that gives them three straight turnovers. Tebow cannot possibly be stopped. And the Colts have pretty much locked up Andrew Luck. Look at this schedule. Luck is all theirs. Up next: the Patriots who are already 21-point favorites. As for your Tebow update, Las Vegas sportsbooks report that fans are starting to gamble on Baby Jesus. Let's get rolling!

Nov 27, 2011NFL
The Steelers-Chiefs Weirdest Faces Better Than Actual Game [PHOTOS]

The Steelers-Chiefs Weirdest Faces Better Than Actual Game [PHOTOS]

It's Sunday Night Football where the Pittsburgh Steelers are taking on the Kansas City Chiefs. It's obvious that both teams made bets with each other to see who could make the most "DERP" faces during 60 minutes of playing time. Kansas City better keep Ben Roethlisberger away from their girls after the game tonight and keep their defensive lineman close to him. JUMP!

Nov 27, 2011NFL
Nick Novak Relieves Himself On The Field [PHOTO]

Nick Novak Relieves Himself On The Field [PHOTO]

Nick Novak had to relieve himself on the field during the San Diego Chargers and Denver Broncos game and thankfully the cameras caught it. A special hat tip to his teammate he hid his goods with a towel so no one in the stands could see his man parts. Novak missed the game winning Field Goal in Overtime. Obviously relieving himself by the Gatorade cooler did not help his mojo. JUMP!

Nov 27, 2011NFL
What The Hell Is Junior Seau Wearing At Broncos-Chargers Game? [PHOTOS]

What The Hell Is Junior Seau Wearing At Broncos-Chargers Game? [PHOTOS]

John Elway, who was once a Broncos Quarterback, looks onward hoping that "Baby Rhinoceros Tebow Jesus" can lead the Denver Broncos to a comeback against the San Diego Chargers. Junior Seau also got inducted into the Chargers Hall of Hame but WHAT TH HELL IS HE WEARING? JUMP!

Nov 27, 2011NFL
Bills Stevie Johnson Mocks Plaxico Burress For Shooting Himself In Thigh [PHOTOS]

Bills Stevie Johnson Mocks Plaxico Burress For Shooting Himself In Thigh [PHOTOS]

Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Buffalo Bills look to knock off the New York Jets  Plaxico Burress better not shoot his team in the foot for them to pull this off. Ryan Fitzpatrick also won the award for best pornstache in the NFL The mustache may rival that of Ron Swanson from the TV show Parks and Recreation. That is an impressive feat..  JUMP!

Nov 24, 2011NFL Cheerleaders
Jason Witten Spooning With Cowboys Cheerleader [PHOTOS]

Jason Witten Spooning With Cowboys Cheerleader [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jason Witten caught a pass from Tony Romo and proceeded to the sidelines where a cheerleader was in his way. Looks as if Witten wasn't just bracing his fall and was trying to grab onto this hot broad. Also, during the National Anthem, A&M fan was more interested in her Twitter account than showing our America some respect during the National Anthem. JUMP!

Nov 24, 2011NFL
Detroit Fan Has Double Middle Finger For Nickleback [PHOTOS]

Detroit Fan Has Double Middle Finger For Nickleback [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jim Schwartz of the Lions is having the worst Thanksgiving ever and probably an aneurism with his turkey. Even his assistants looked as if they may be taken to the nearest Detroit hospital. To add to all of this frustration, Greg Jennings was in Detroit's end zone "Tebowing". If Detroit wasn't a depressing enough place, the Lions have to go ahead and make it worse for all of their fans. JUMP!

Nov 24, 2011NFL
Warren Moon Superfan Ashley Ferrara Has Birthday Gift For HOFer [PHOTOS]

Warren Moon Superfan Ashley Ferrara Has Birthday Gift For HOFer [PHOTOS]

You might remember Ashley Ferrara from earlier this football season when she was kind enough to turn in what is now considered amongst Internet observers as the greatest Oklahoma Sooners superfan photoshoot ever. She went from a relative unknown on Twitter with under 1,500 followers to a following just shy of 3,500 today. Last week we were chatting about football with Ashley & learned an interesting fact - she's a huge fan of Warren Moon. JUMP!

Nov 22, 2011NFL
Brett Favre Just Killing Mule Deer In Colorado During Retirement [PHOTO]

Brett Favre Just Killing Mule Deer In Colorado During Retirement [PHOTO]

Where was Brett Favre around the time the Houston Texans might have been wanting to give him a call about their QB situation? Oh, just in the middle of nowhere Colorado killing the giant elk you see here. In our ongoing effort to keep track of the Gunslinger for you, we came across this photo of Brett and his kill. 'Tis that time of year when hunters drop wild animals. What else you expect this guy to do during his retirement? Sit at home and text? JUMP!

Nov 22, 2011NFL
@XXXBibiJones Goes On Wild NSFW Twitpic Spree For Gronkowski [TWEETS]

@XXXBibiJones Goes On Wild NSFW Twitpic Spree For Gronkowski [TWEETS]

@XXXBiBiJones had this to say after Rob Gronkowski went in for one of his two TDs last night against the Chiefs: "loving it! (: @RobGronkowski." And then the now infamous porn star went on a wild NSFW (can't-show-you-because-advertisers-would-go-nuts) photo spree to celebrate Gronk's big night. But we can show you the NSFW after the Busted editors spent the better half of this morning making the Bibi Jones collection SFW. BC has you covered this afternoon. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011NFL
Introducing The Tom Brady Face [PHOTO]

Introducing The Tom Brady Face [PHOTO]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: You've heard of Peyton Manning Face. You've also laughed at Eli Manning Face. Now we have Tom Brady Face. Dude, even though you have multiple Super Bowl rings, that smokin' hot wife and a giant wad of money, that face is Internet gold. Thanks to whomever skunked the Gatorade. An entire Brady Face cottage industry will be born after tonight. We checked, @TomBradyFace is available. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011NFL
Look, Would You Idiots Just Get Married Already (It’s On – Again)

Look, Would You Idiots Just Get Married Already (It’s On – Again)

Remember last week when BC showed you the numbers proving that Kristin Cavallari banging Cutler - AGAIN - was saving the Bears season? Yeah, well, he's out 6-8 weeks with a broken throwing thumb. Yeah, he needs surgery. OOOPS. Sorry, Bears fan. Kinda jinxed you there didn't we. But there is good news for Cuts-Cavs fans out there. Jay popped the question - AGAIN. Yes, these lovebirds are back on for that dumb wedding plan. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011NFL
23 Greatest NSFW #WhenSkipMeetsTebow Tweets

23 Greatest NSFW #WhenSkipMeetsTebow Tweets

ESPN is asking for it by promoting the s#$% out of the #WhenSkipMeetsTebow hashtag that is trending worldwide on Twitter this morning. It's expected that Tim Tebow will lose his virginity tomorrow at 11 ET when Skip Bayless finally gets to meet his gay lover in what should be a giant slurp-fest on First Take. Skip haters have called off work. Tebow supporters are staying quiet. You want vulgar, NSFW Tebow-Skip Bayless tweets? We have you covered this morning. JUMP!

Nov 21, 2011NFL
The Eli Manning Face & Erin Andrews Gets Baylor Bukkake [Morning Twitpics]

The Eli Manning Face & Erin Andrews Gets Baylor Bukkake [Morning Twitpics]

Why is Eli Manning giving us his "Peyton stole my 1989 Griffey Jr. Upper Deck rookie card," face this morning? Well, his Giants had a chance last night to seize control of the NFC East, yet couldn't beat Vince Young. Bad loss, brah. And on the right we have Erin Andrews after a Baylor Bukkake® post-Bears miraculous victory over Oklahoma. The tale of two faces. One giving thanks. One completely lost in his world of childhood memories. Get your ass rolling! Let's go!

Nov 20, 2011NFL
Chicago Bears Take On The Chargers At Soldier Field [SCREENCAPS]

Chicago Bears Take On The Chargers At Soldier Field [SCREENCAPS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The (4-5) Chargers are visiting the (6-3) Bears at Soldier Field. This game promises to produce many "Cutlerface's". If the Chargers are stupid enough to kick to Devin Hester, expect him to go HAM. Jim Nantz is calling the game so expect to fall asleep by half time. To say Phillip Rivers has been struggling has been an understatement. It's freezing in Chicago so expect to see numerous humorous images. Jump!

Nov 20, 2011NFL
Green Bay Cheeseheads Flock To Lambeau Field For Bucs Game [SCREENCAPS]

Green Bay Cheeseheads Flock To Lambeau Field For Bucs Game [SCREENCAPS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The (4-5) Tampa Bay Buccaneers are visiting the (9-0) Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field. The Packers are undefeated and look to be Super Bowl contenders this year. Aaron Rodgers has made packers fans say "Brett who?". The 2010 Super Bowl champions look to have no problems with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that rank 31st in total defense in NFL. JUMP!

Nov 18, 2011NFL
Odds Jay Cutler’s Chick Gave It Up To Soldiers At Marine Ball? [PHOTOS]

Odds Jay Cutler’s Chick Gave It Up To Soldiers At Marine Ball? [PHOTOS]

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Who knew Kristin Cavallari had any redeeming qualities? Not us. But hell, we're men, so we can admit when we made a mistake. As it turns out, KCav does have some redeeming qualities that aren't her ass. She went to the Marine Corps Ball last night with Lance Cpl. Jonathan Burkett. That kicks ass. Her man, Jay Cutler, even took the time to give a shout out to Burkett and if that dick can do it, so can we. Your 15 minutes start now, but we'll salute you for every one of them. Here's to Burkett, KCav and our armed forces. Semper Fi, bitches!

Nov 18, 2011NFL
Baby Jesus Sinks Sexy Rexy With 95-Yard ‘Drive’ [Morning Twitpic]

Baby Jesus Sinks Sexy Rexy With 95-Yard ‘Drive’ [Morning Twitpic]

Ian O'Connor writes this morning for ESPN.com: This is the same quarterback neither Elway nor the head coach, John Fox, seemed to want around. This is the same quarterback Fox said would be "screwed" if he had to run a conventional offense. How exactly does Tim Tebow go about his night after a 95-yard game-winning drive against the formidable Jets? Does he just go home & read the Bible? Does he call a few chicks over for lemonade? Yes, we're intrigued.

Nov 17, 2011NFL
Buy A Frozen Garlic Bread, Get A Steelers Terrible Towel Free [Morning Twitpic]

Buy A Frozen Garlic Bread, Get A Steelers Terrible Towel Free [Morning Twitpic]

Pittsburgh resident Bill Hart, @bhart62, last night uploaded this pic from his local grocery store where customers are constantly reminded why their franchise is great. Can't even pick up Mrs. T's Pierogies without having a Terrible Towel in your face. In other news, the dude who wrote 'Itsy Bitsy' Bikini has died. You ladies think we're all perverts today? These assholes were writing bikini tunes in the 50s. Might be time for a remix. Timbaland available? Let's get rolling!

Nov 16, 2011NFL
Houston Hooters Believes In Matt Leinart [TWEETS]

Houston Hooters Believes In Matt Leinart [TWEETS]

Houston Texans TE James Casey stopped at the Stafford, Texas Hooters last night for his radio spot on 610 AM. Upon pulling up, James noticed the billboard had a special message to Matt Leinart and the non-believers. "Hey Leinart, we believe." So simple and effective. In case you didn't hear, Leinart is being given the keys to the AFC South leading Texans due to a possible season-ending injury to Matt Schaub. Relax, Houston. Hooters knows their boy fairly well.

Nov 16, 2011NFL
Buy Bill Romanowski’s Tudor Home For $2.5 MM [BC Pad Purveyors]

Buy Bill Romanowski’s Tudor Home For $2.5 MM [BC Pad Purveyors]

Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: I'll be honest, never thought much of linebacker Bill Romanowski during his playing career. Dick would be a good way to summarize our feelings for him. That doesn't mean we don't like his refurbished Tudor home built in 1921. Even though Romo didn't bother to put in air conditioning (really?) the rest of it is pretty sweet. We've got the details and the photos. It can be yours for just $2.5 million. Check it!

Nov 16, 2011NFL
Old Coot Rams Fan Flashes Piece At Teller, Makes Withdrawal [Cuff ‘Em]

Old Coot Rams Fan Flashes Piece At Teller, Makes Withdrawal [Cuff ‘Em]

Via SignOnSanDiego: The man, believed to be about 60, walked into the U.S. Bank on Balboa Avenue near Genesee Avenue about 9:30 a.m. and walked up to a teller. He lifted his shirt to show a pistol tucked into his waistband, put one hand on the gun and demanded money, the FBI said. The teller handed the robber some cash and he left. Witnesses saw him get into a gray, late-model Mercury. Is this your grandpa? We'll turn him in: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 15, 2011NFL
Cheeseheads Have Middle Fingers, Ass Kicking For Jared Allen [Morning Twitpic]

Cheeseheads Have Middle Fingers, Ass Kicking For Jared Allen [Morning Twitpic]

Yet another awesome MNF game for all you diehards who just can't get enough pigskin. Nothing like watching the Packers wiping their asses with the Vikings defense. 45-7. 10 Packers caught passes in the blowout. Rodgers now has 28 TDs and 3 INTs. In other news, Stephen Colbert last night warned parents of the growing vodka tamponing epidemic. If your son seems to be buying tampons at an alarming rate, you now know why. Let's get rolling!