From everything we can gather, Creeper McGee was grinding last night on Jeopardy. Just look at that face. The Beard. The half 'stache. The Skullet. You know Creeper runs an after-hours sex den outside Boston. There is his sophistication(al) look, yet the animal inside. Destroying Dostoevsky by day, dropping panties afterdark. Someone get us Creeper's real name. We're his new biggest fans. In sports news, people are asking if the Broncos are the new 'America's Team.' Let's get rolling!
The Jacksonville Jaguars and San Diego Chargers were featured on Monday Night Football and apparently no one in the city of Jacksonville wanted to support their team that just had their head coach fired. The Chargers Tight End literally jumped over a Jacksonville defender while the Jaguar Dancers cheered on the sideline. I probably wouldn't show up either if my team was just sold. JUMP!
Of course he wanted cash and/or gift cards, but Kevin The Intern is getting this t-shirt for Christmas. In fact, we're ordering one for all the BC staffers: Matt in Buffalo, Monty in L.A., photo editor Big Gay Rich, Joe Student and even the new screencapper guy ParadigmShift35. All of them. Busted Coverage is officially on the Tim Tebow bandwagon all the way through the playoffs. That's right, playoffs. Look at Denver's schedule. Only one loss on it. Let's get rolling!
The Green Bay Packers were down to the New York Giants early but holy shit is Aaron Rodgers accurate when he tied the game up at 7-7. The New York Giants even set up this T-Rex on the train to intimidate the Packers. Let's see if it actually works. Vic Ballard gave his best Trollface ever. If that face doesn't give the New York the chance to knock off the Packers, I don't know what will. JUMP!
Rookie Quarterback Christian Ponder and the Minnesota Vikings took on the Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos. Tebow and Ponder were arch rivals where Tebow went to Florida and Ponder went to Florida State. No one paid attention to the fact that Von Miller was out for the game and everyone went into full Tebowmania mode. These two girls drove 315 miles through a blizzard for the guy. JUMP!
The Green Bay Packers will start selling stock in the team on Tuesday. That means you can be one of the hundreds of thousands of people who own a piece in the greatest franchise in pro sports history. Despite all that hyperbole, we're serious. You really can be an NFL owner. The Packers are publicly-owned and they are selling stock. It won't make you rich, but you can totally one-up your bros. They only own Broncos Jay Cutler replica jersey. Here's the rundown, including a special tale from the shareholders meeting.
There was a 4th and 1 from inside the Seahawks 10 last night for the Eagles and Brad Nessler made sure to tell us that "This could be the season for the Eagles." Excuse us while we clean up the mess created when a boot was inserted through the television and straight up Nessler's ass. Hey, asshole, that was a 4-7 team last night with their backup QB. Could be the season? They would've had to run the table to 'possibly' make the playoffs. Cut the shit, Nessler. Let's get rolling!
When will the Oakland Raiders start being the Oakland Raiders again? It's now! Linebacker Rolando McClain was arrested for brandishing a gun and... well... some other shit too. You wanted thugs on your Oakland Raiders instead of those fakers and scumbags in The Black Hole that embarrass you? Well, you've got it (allegedly)! McClain allegedly fired a gun next to some fool's ear because... well... if nothing else, he plays for the goddamn Raiders!
Via Friends of the Program who know Oxford, Mississippi and have sources in each dining spot. Taken on the Square in Oxford today…Archie Manning taking in an important business lunch at Ajax (if he didn’t order the vegetable plate then I have no confidence in his decision making) with the leading candidate for the Ole Miss head football coaching position. Hmm, he's not needy like we always assumed. Also looks like a sweet tea & water guy. Green beans?
Eli Manning and the New York Giants are taking on the New Orleans Saints where Eli provided the classic "Manning Face" after throwing an interception to the Saints. At 5 foot 6, Darren Sproles used his smurf back status to rip through the Giants defense with a vengeance. Drew "Breesus" looked as immaculate as usual throwing towards one of the best tight ends in the nation named Jimmy Graham. Note to the Giants: You may want to cover him. JUMP!
Here's a sordid saga. After Cowboys cheerleader Melissa Kellerman was run over by tight end Jason Witten in last Thursday's game she sent out a couple tweets. Then her Twitter account mysteriously disappeared. Some suggested the Cowboys made her pull the account. Suddenly it appeared again this morning. The strange Kellerman Twitter account mystery and bikini photos. Check it!
You want to know why it must suck for Kurt Warner to live in this insane Arizona contemporary house with over 11,000 square feet and more swimming holes than the Florida Keys? Because he can't throw massive keggers and have bikini chicks frolicking on his patio. Remember, dude is a Bible thumper. So, with religion tying him down, it's time to sell this pad for $5,000,000. And, as a bonus, the realtor got the house its own special on HGTV! JUMP!
Yesterday was a watershed moment in the history of taking a leak on a football sideline. Nick Novak was caught...
Thanks to Jesse In Ohio for Bengalman. What did we learn yesterday in the NFL? The Steelers have trouble destroying a team that gives them three straight turnovers. Tebow cannot possibly be stopped. And the Colts have pretty much locked up Andrew Luck. Look at this schedule. Luck is all theirs. Up next: the Patriots who are already 21-point favorites. As for your Tebow update, Las Vegas sportsbooks report that fans are starting to gamble on Baby Jesus. Let's get rolling!
It's Sunday Night Football where the Pittsburgh Steelers are taking on the Kansas City Chiefs. It's obvious that both teams made bets with each other to see who could make the most "DERP" faces during 60 minutes of playing time. Kansas City better keep Ben Roethlisberger away from their girls after the game tonight and keep their defensive lineman close to him. JUMP!
Nick Novak had to relieve himself on the field during the San Diego Chargers and Denver Broncos game and thankfully the cameras caught it. A special hat tip to his teammate he hid his goods with a towel so no one in the stands could see his man parts. Novak missed the game winning Field Goal in Overtime. Obviously relieving himself by the Gatorade cooler did not help his mojo. JUMP!
John Elway, who was once a Broncos Quarterback, looks onward hoping that "Baby Rhinoceros Tebow Jesus" can lead the Denver Broncos to a comeback against the San Diego Chargers. Junior Seau also got inducted into the Chargers Hall of Hame but WHAT TH HELL IS HE WEARING? JUMP!
Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Buffalo Bills look to knock off the New York Jets Plaxico Burress better not shoot his team in the foot for them to pull this off. Ryan Fitzpatrick also won the award for best pornstache in the NFL The mustache may rival that of Ron Swanson from the TV show Parks and Recreation. That is an impressive feat.. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jason Witten caught a pass from Tony Romo and proceeded to the sidelines where a cheerleader was in his way. Looks as if Witten wasn't just bracing his fall and was trying to grab onto this hot broad. Also, during the National Anthem, A&M fan was more interested in her Twitter account than showing our America some respect during the National Anthem. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jim Schwartz of the Lions is having the worst Thanksgiving ever and probably an aneurism with his turkey. Even his assistants looked as if they may be taken to the nearest Detroit hospital. To add to all of this frustration, Greg Jennings was in Detroit's end zone "Tebowing". If Detroit wasn't a depressing enough place, the Lions have to go ahead and make it worse for all of their fans. JUMP!
You might remember Ashley Ferrara from earlier this football season when she was kind enough to turn in what is now considered amongst Internet observers as the greatest Oklahoma Sooners superfan photoshoot ever. She went from a relative unknown on Twitter with under 1,500 followers to a following just shy of 3,500 today. Last week we were chatting about football with Ashley & learned an interesting fact - she's a huge fan of Warren Moon. JUMP!
Where was Brett Favre around the time the Houston Texans might have been wanting to give him a call about their QB situation? Oh, just in the middle of nowhere Colorado killing the giant elk you see here. In our ongoing effort to keep track of the Gunslinger for you, we came across this photo of Brett and his kill. 'Tis that time of year when hunters drop wild animals. What else you expect this guy to do during his retirement? Sit at home and text? JUMP!
@XXXBiBiJones had this to say after Rob Gronkowski went in for one of his two TDs last night against the Chiefs: "loving it! (: @RobGronkowski." And then the now infamous porn star went on a wild NSFW (can't-show-you-because-advertisers-would-go-nuts) photo spree to celebrate Gronk's big night. But we can show you the NSFW after the Busted editors spent the better half of this morning making the Bibi Jones collection SFW. BC has you covered this afternoon. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: You've heard of Peyton Manning Face. You've also laughed at Eli Manning Face. Now we have Tom Brady Face. Dude, even though you have multiple Super Bowl rings, that smokin' hot wife and a giant wad of money, that face is Internet gold. Thanks to whomever skunked the Gatorade. An entire Brady Face cottage industry will be born after tonight. We checked, @TomBradyFace is available. JUMP!
Remember last week when BC showed you the numbers proving that Kristin Cavallari banging Cutler - AGAIN - was saving the Bears season? Yeah, well, he's out 6-8 weeks with a broken throwing thumb. Yeah, he needs surgery. OOOPS. Sorry, Bears fan. Kinda jinxed you there didn't we. But there is good news for Cuts-Cavs fans out there. Jay popped the question - AGAIN. Yes, these lovebirds are back on for that dumb wedding plan. JUMP!
ESPN is asking for it by promoting the s#$% out of the #WhenSkipMeetsTebow hashtag that is trending worldwide on Twitter this morning. It's expected that Tim Tebow will lose his virginity tomorrow at 11 ET when Skip Bayless finally gets to meet his gay lover in what should be a giant slurp-fest on First Take. Skip haters have called off work. Tebow supporters are staying quiet. You want vulgar, NSFW Tebow-Skip Bayless tweets? We have you covered this morning. JUMP!
Why is Eli Manning giving us his "Peyton stole my 1989 Griffey Jr. Upper Deck rookie card," face this morning? Well, his Giants had a chance last night to seize control of the NFC East, yet couldn't beat Vince Young. Bad loss, brah. And on the right we have Erin Andrews after a Baylor Bukkake® post-Bears miraculous victory over Oklahoma. The tale of two faces. One giving thanks. One completely lost in his world of childhood memories. Get your ass rolling! Let's go!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The (4-5) Chargers are visiting the (6-3) Bears at Soldier Field. This game promises to produce many "Cutlerface's". If the Chargers are stupid enough to kick to Devin Hester, expect him to go HAM. Jim Nantz is calling the game so expect to fall asleep by half time. To say Phillip Rivers has been struggling has been an understatement. It's freezing in Chicago so expect to see numerous humorous images. Jump!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The (4-5) Tampa Bay Buccaneers are visiting the (9-0) Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field. The Packers are undefeated and look to be Super Bowl contenders this year. Aaron Rodgers has made packers fans say "Brett who?". The 2010 Super Bowl champions look to have no problems with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that rank 31st in total defense in NFL. JUMP!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Who knew Kristin Cavallari had any redeeming qualities? Not us. But hell, we're men, so we can admit when we made a mistake. As it turns out, KCav does have some redeeming qualities that aren't her ass. She went to the Marine Corps Ball last night with Lance Cpl. Jonathan Burkett. That kicks ass. Her man, Jay Cutler, even took the time to give a shout out to Burkett and if that dick can do it, so can we. Your 15 minutes start now, but we'll salute you for every one of them. Here's to Burkett, KCav and our armed forces. Semper Fi, bitches!
Ian O'Connor writes this morning for ESPN.com: This is the same quarterback neither Elway nor the head coach, John Fox, seemed to want around. This is the same quarterback Fox said would be "screwed" if he had to run a conventional offense. How exactly does Tim Tebow go about his night after a 95-yard game-winning drive against the formidable Jets? Does he just go home & read the Bible? Does he call a few chicks over for lemonade? Yes, we're intrigued.
Pittsburgh resident Bill Hart, @bhart62, last night uploaded this pic from his local grocery store where customers are constantly reminded why their franchise is great. Can't even pick up Mrs. T's Pierogies without having a Terrible Towel in your face. In other news, the dude who wrote 'Itsy Bitsy' Bikini has died. You ladies think we're all perverts today? These assholes were writing bikini tunes in the 50s. Might be time for a remix. Timbaland available? Let's get rolling!
Houston Texans TE James Casey stopped at the Stafford, Texas Hooters last night for his radio spot on 610 AM. Upon pulling up, James noticed the billboard had a special message to Matt Leinart and the non-believers. "Hey Leinart, we believe." So simple and effective. In case you didn't hear, Leinart is being given the keys to the AFC South leading Texans due to a possible season-ending injury to Matt Schaub. Relax, Houston. Hooters knows their boy fairly well.
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: I'll be honest, never thought much of linebacker Bill Romanowski during his playing career. Dick would be a good way to summarize our feelings for him. That doesn't mean we don't like his refurbished Tudor home built in 1921. Even though Romo didn't bother to put in air conditioning (really?) the rest of it is pretty sweet. We've got the details and the photos. It can be yours for just $2.5 million. Check it!
Via SignOnSanDiego: The man, believed to be about 60, walked into the U.S. Bank on Balboa Avenue near Genesee Avenue about 9:30 a.m. and walked up to a teller. He lifted his shirt to show a pistol tucked into his waistband, put one hand on the gun and demanded money, the FBI said. The teller handed the robber some cash and he left. Witnesses saw him get into a gray, late-model Mercury. Is this your grandpa? We'll turn him in: email@example.com
Yet another awesome MNF game for all you diehards who just can't get enough pigskin. Nothing like watching the Packers wiping their asses with the Vikings defense. 45-7. 10 Packers caught passes in the blowout. Rodgers now has 28 TDs and 3 INTs. In other news, Stephen Colbert last night warned parents of the growing vodka tamponing epidemic. If your son seems to be buying tampons at an alarming rate, you now know why. Let's get rolling!