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  • Underwear Model Martine Forget To Marry Kings Goalie Jonathan Bernier [PHOTOS]

    Underwear Model Martine Forget To Marry Kings Goalie Jonathan Bernier [PHOTOS]

    Our French-Candian friend JT at 25Stanley.com sent word today that you Americans need to know that one of our goalies, Jonathan Bernier (Kings) will soon marry underwear model Martine Forget. What does this all mean? It means that hockey WAG rankings are about to be rearranged. Of course most hockey WAG observers look at Carrie Underwood as the gold standard. Um, wait until you get a better look at Martine's arm bra catalog. JUMP!

  • Buy Claude Lemieux’s 32X18 Master Suite & House For $2.1MM [PHOTOS]

    Buy Claude Lemieux’s 32X18 Master Suite & House For $2.1MM [PHOTOS]

    Who's looking for an Arizona home where you can build a hockey rink in the master bedroom? Former NHL a-hole Claude Lemieux is looking to unload his 7,000 sq. ft. Paradise Valley that actually has a grassy yard area in the desert! And look at that pool! Just imagine the bikini broads jumping off the waterfall at drunken keggers. And drunken bikini chicks laying on those rocks like iguanas. This house has it all. $8k per month mortgage & it's yours. JUMP!

  • Matthew Barnaby Arrested For DUI, Hammered At Jack Astor’s Bar? [PHOTO]

    Matthew Barnaby Arrested For DUI, Hammered At Jack Astor’s Bar? [PHOTO]

    We warned you guys a long time ago that Matthew Barnaby was a ticking time bomb. Take the news this morning that Barnaby was allegedly hammered, driving on three tires and had front-end damage to his Porsche Cayenne. What was Barns up to on Sunday? Oh, just getting absolutely (allegedly) sh!tfaced at Jack Astor's Bar in Buffalo. How do we know? Because Barnaby live tweeted the proceedings! Good news: Barnaby didn't kill anyone. JUMP!

  • ESPN Wants You To Know Rare U.S. Black NHLer Retired Today

    ESPN Wants You To Know Rare U.S. Black NHLer Retired Today

    Mike Grier announced today that his 14-year career in the NHL is over. Of course ESPN took this as an opportunity to remind you that U.S. black guys don't play hockey and that contrary to what you've been told, U.S. black dudes playing hockey is rare. Did you read that carefully. Black guys from Detroit, Pittsburgh, Boston, etc. don't play hockey. Don't make it to the NHL. JUMP!

  • Paulina Gretzky Is Back On Twitter – Seriously. [Morning Twitpic]

    Paulina Gretzky Is Back On Twitter – Seriously. [Morning Twitpic]

    The news sent shockwaves across frozen Canadian ponds last night. It was around 9:30 EST when Paulina Gretzky tweeted, "Hi everyone I'm back! But shhh don't tell my dad." That's right, Paulina's original Twitter account - @PaulinaGretzky - has been reactivated and is open for your eyes. Look, daddy can't, and shouldn't, kill a Twitter account. She's 22. This isn't 1970s Russia. BTW, how long until she's dating @BizNasty2point0. +/- Christmas? Let's get rolling!

  • Alexander Ovechkin’s New Girlfriend Is Maria Kirilenko [PHOTOS]

    Alexander Ovechkin’s New Girlfriend Is Maria Kirilenko [PHOTOS]

    Alexander Ovechkin may not be doing much on the ice, but he's been doing plenty off it. The Washington Capitals forward unveiled his new girlfriend on Wednesday and... drumroll please... she's Russian tennis player Maria Kirilenko! And just in case you thought otherwise, let us assure you -- not only do we have the rundown on Ovechkin and Kirilenko, we've also got a boomin' gallery of Ovi's new prize. Check it!

  • Wayne Gretzky Kicks Daughter Paulina Off Twitter [Photos]

    Wayne Gretzky Kicks Daughter Paulina Off Twitter [Photos]

    It must be tough to be Paulina Gretzky -- you're gorgeous, the daughter of Hollywood (and Canadian) royalty, and you're rich. Unfortunately, being Wayne Gretzky's daughter also has its drawbacks, too. Like when dad tells you to shut down your Twitter and Facebook accounts because weird dudes on the Internet are staring at your half-naked body. Yeah, that sucks. Fortunately for you weird dudes, we already collected a bunch of pics of Paulina's half-naked body. Sorry, Wayne!

  • Dallas Stars Ice Girls 2012-13 Bikini Calendar Shoot [PHOTOS]

    Dallas Stars Ice Girls 2012-13 Bikini Calendar Shoot [PHOTOS]

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  • Los Angeles Kings Ice Girls 2012-13 Bikini Calendar [PHOTOS]

    Los Angeles Kings Ice Girls 2012-13 Bikini Calendar [PHOTOS]

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  • Blackhawks Halloween Costume Game Night: Ice Girl, Hooters Waitress & More!

    Blackhawks Halloween Costume Game Night: Ice Girl, Hooters Waitress & More!

    Just happened to be in Chicago this weekend and decided to bust our NHL cherry with a stop at the Blackhawks vs. Blue Jackets game. BONUS: just happened to be Halloween costume night. That meant lots of slutty women were just cruising the United Center in their Blackhawks Ice Girls costumes looking to jump some Tony Amonte costume bones. There was a Hooters waitress dude and we also spotted a dude dressed up as a blind ref - with a blind cane! JUMP!

  • Demolition Of Pittsburgh Penguins’ Former Home, The Igloo [Photos]

    Demolition Of Pittsburgh Penguins’ Former Home, The Igloo [Photos]

    If you like destruction, then we've got something for you! The Igloo, the former home of the Pittsburgh Penguins, is being torn apart from the inside out. Although demolition didn't begin exactly when it should due to some local do-gooders, it's well underway now. Although we're sure there are a lot of memories in The Igloo for the people of Pittsburgh, it's still cool to watch shit get wrecked. We've got the photos. Check it!

  • BC Pucktress: An NHL Guide For NBA Lockout Losers

    BC Pucktress: An NHL Guide For NBA Lockout Losers

    Busted Coverage NHL correspondent Jessica Redfield (@JessicaRedfield) approached us this week about a piece welcoming you NBA rejects into her world of hockey. When told the post wouldn't run until Friday, she made sure to jab us with, "You better hope the lockout doesn't end before then." Pfft, this is David Stern we're talking about. Anyway, Jessica (pictured) is all about chatting about hockey with you turds. JUMP!

  • Owen Nolan, Mike Ricci Just Slaying Ducks At Dizzying Pace [PHOTOS]

    Owen Nolan, Mike Ricci Just Slaying Ducks At Dizzying Pace [PHOTOS]

    Where you at PETA? Huh, tough guys? You want a battle with athletes who drop ducks like Joe Namath dropping empties? We suggest you find some really tough guys because we'll have former NHLers Mike Ricci and Owen Nolan in our corner. Didn't think so. Anyway, these old teammates have been slaying wildlife this fall. Ducks, salmon, deer, largemouth bass & even a giant hog has been bagged. Good to see a thinning of those damn ducks. JUMP!

  • Ex-NHLer Alexander Mogilny’s Florida Condo: $6.8MM [BC Pad Purveyors]

    Ex-NHLer Alexander Mogilny’s Florida Condo: $6.8MM [BC Pad Purveyors]

    We know what baseball players' homes look like. We know what basketball players' homes look like. But where does a former NHL sniper from Russia reside? Pretty much exactly where you'd think -- in a penthouse condo in Miami that sits right on the beach. To hell with winter, hey? We take a look at Alexander Mogilny's Florida condo, which is on the block for a paltry sum of $6.8 million. Check it!

  • Matthew Barnaby On Alimony Payments & Dropping Car Fart Bombs [TWEETS]

    Matthew Barnaby On Alimony Payments & Dropping Car Fart Bombs [TWEETS]

    Via @MattBarnabyESPN this afternoon: "In other news only 57 Alomony payments left!! Its like getting kicked in the balls with a speed skate 60 times. #pleasedonttryit." And then there was this classic around lunchtime: "I'm so mad I'm driving alone right now!! Just ate huge burrito from MOES , windows locked and no one to torture!! What a waste!" Two things we absolutely adore on Twitter: athletes talking alimony & shitting themselves. Great theater.

  • Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Wear 6-9 Jerseys In Winnipeg [24 PHOTOS]

    Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Wear 6-9 Jerseys In Winnipeg [24 PHOTOS]

    Would've never touched this one if it weren't for the fact that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez kinda forced our hand with a variety of SFW, yet NSFW positions at Saturday's Winnipeg Jets game. Just drilling for oil. Hands on the rack. Gotta give it to the douchebag, he puts on one helluva show at a sporting event. Could've bored us with a bunch of nothing, yet puts his chick on his lap and makes her gasp. Must admit, very jealous of Biebs. JUMP!

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