In case you forgot or were passed out that day, BC told you that WWE Diva Kelly Kelly was dating Dallas Stars' defenseman Sheldon Souray. True, not the biggest of stories but you idiots seem to like wrestling - alot - so we have to tell you about Kelly's birthday party over the weekend where her narcissism was turned into a cake with her likeness. The good news for us, Souray and his bro Eric Nystrom tweeted about eating the boobs. JUMP!
There's growing buzz this morning within the MLK Day black face message board community about Bruins black face fan at last night's Florida Panthers game in South Florida. Portnoy at Barstool posted an image this morning of Black Face slapping the glass during the 3-2 Bruins shootout victory. Of course we started looking around and of course there was Black Face and his broads before the game. How doesn't this guy get his ass kicked regularly? JUMP!
The Bibi Jones freight train just won't stop thanks to the record-breaking season from Rob Gronkowski and her ability to detect trends. Guys like sports. Guys like porn. Guys like chicks with implants. Guys like hot chicks in jerseys. Guys even like porn stars in ECHL hockey jerseys. So guess who Bibi was repping at her stripping gig this weekend in Reading, Pa.? The home team. Greatest free marketing that stupid hockey team has ever received. JUMP!
At this point it's nearly impossible to keep track of what WWE Diva is dating professional athletes. Out of the blue we learn that Torrie Wilson is taking A-Rod to meet her family in Boise. Cloon-dog is parading Keibler around the world. Now we find out that Kelly Kelly is dating the Dallas Stars defenseman Sheldon Souray, via a New Year's party with fellow Stars' WAGs. This guy scores 250+ points in the NHL and lands Kelly Kelly. Strange world, indeed. JUMP!
BC reader Ryan R. was watching the Winter Classic Alumni game last night and about lost his shit when this blonde turned up on the VS broadcast. "Awkward Interview during the NHL Winter Classic Alumni Game on 12/31/2011. However, great picture during that interview…." Kinda has that Elin Nordegren look going on. God help us if that doesn't say New York under her scarf. We've given you the hints, now it's time to do work: firstname.lastname@example.org
What's the biggest news out of the 2012 Winter Classic besides the 50-degree temps and the likelihood that the ice at Citizens Bank Park will be slush? How about the 1-2 WAG force the NY Rangers bring to the Classic behind LW Brandon Prust & C Brad Richards. Prust has been flaunting French import Marie-Pier Morin on HBO's 24/7 while Richards has turned into a tabloid célébrité thanks to his burgeoning relationship with G4's Olivia Munn. JUMP!
So earlier this week we innocently asked why the Gretzkys were acting so hard in their Christmas card and a day later the Toronto Star picks up the story and runs with it. One thing leads to another and Canadians are comparing the Gretzkys to the Kardashians and eventually leads to Paulina Gretzky - once again - in a Twitter drama. Then we open the inbox this morning and the Gretzky Christmas card photographer is emailing us. JUMP!
HBO's 24/7 series for the NHL Winter Classic rolled along last night with the inside look at the Rangers ugly sweater Christmas party. The highlight was obviously this reindeer 3-way sweater worn by defenseman Michael Del Zotto, who's just 21-years-old. We keep hearing NY & Philly bloggers raving about this show because there are lots of f-bombs and reindeer three-ways. Finally, people giving a f*ck about the NHL. It's a miracle! Forecast for the Classic - 54 & sunny!
Look at the Wayne Gretzky family going all hardo for their Christmas card, or what we believe to be their Christmas card thanks to a tweet from his daughter Paulina. Even the little kids are trying to be hard. Cool look, Gretzkys. Maybe it's just some photo they took to put on the mantle to remember how hard the family is. Maybe it's some photo to celebrate some Canadian holiday like Boxing Day. Whatever the case, um, Paulina's legs and ass are looking superb. JUMP!
We're not sure, but Toronto Maple Leafs center Tyler Bozak might just be a little off. We wouldn't tell him that to his face, but we're pretty sure any guy who's asking other dudes to go to a Justin Bieber concert via Twitter maybe took one too many hits to the head. Regardless, to each his own. It looks like Bozak and some fellow hockey bros may just have an intimate evening with The Bieb planned. What are we talking about? Check it!
It apparently takes forever for anyone in Winnipeg to go to the bathroom when they're watching their beloved Jets. Well, someone is mad as hell and not going to take it anymore! An anonymous Jets fan has started an online petition aimed at getting the organization to put troughs in the MTS Centre bathrooms instead of the urinals they currently have. The idea is that it will help improve the flow of things. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like the club is going to bite, but the effort is still golden. Check it!
You know you're an old drunk when you hit a Jets-Bruins game & resort to a flask hiding under the jersey. Look at how 'Kurt' doesn't even hide the fact that he needs a sip. Those eyes pretty much paint a picture of a dude who's went to battle with the bottle a few times in his life. Good work, sir. You got us to pay attention to December NHL. That's a victory. In football news, the Houston Texans have signed Jeff Garcia. You know that that means. Yep, Carmen. Let's get rolling!
Our French-Candian friend JT at 25Stanley.com sent word today that you Americans need to know that one of our goalies, Jonathan Bernier (Kings) will soon marry underwear model Martine Forget. What does this all mean? It means that hockey WAG rankings are about to be rearranged. Of course most hockey WAG observers look at Carrie Underwood as the gold standard. Um, wait until you get a better look at Martine's arm bra catalog. JUMP!
Who's looking for an Arizona home where you can build a hockey rink in the master bedroom? Former NHL a-hole Claude Lemieux is looking to unload his 7,000 sq. ft. Paradise Valley that actually has a grassy yard area in the desert! And look at that pool! Just imagine the bikini broads jumping off the waterfall at drunken keggers. And drunken bikini chicks laying on those rocks like iguanas. This house has it all. $8k per month mortgage & it's yours. JUMP!
We warned you guys a long time ago that Matthew Barnaby was a ticking time bomb. Take the news this morning that Barnaby was allegedly hammered, driving on three tires and had front-end damage to his Porsche Cayenne. What was Barns up to on Sunday? Oh, just getting absolutely (allegedly) sh!tfaced at Jack Astor's Bar in Buffalo. How do we know? Because Barnaby live tweeted the proceedings! Good news: Barnaby didn't kill anyone. JUMP!
Mike Grier announced today that his 14-year career in the NHL is over. Of course ESPN took this as an opportunity to remind you that U.S. black guys don't play hockey and that contrary to what you've been told, U.S. black dudes playing hockey is rare. Did you read that carefully. Black guys from Detroit, Pittsburgh, Boston, etc. don't play hockey. Don't make it to the NHL. JUMP!