If you're like us, you've wondered what it would be like to take a skate to the face. Well, here's a partial answer. Portland Pirates forward Ryan Duncan did just that during a game on Sunday. There's now a nasty gash across his face, but he seems to be in good spirits. After a little time -- actually, a lot of time -- Duncan was patched up. While he's not quite as good as new, he at least took the time to share a photo of the injury with everyone. JUMP!
No idea how old this Ovi photo is. One of you hockey dorks will feel the need to destroy us, saying how 'old' this Russian Sex Cannon pic is. Send your love: firstname.lastname@example.org - will be waiting. In NBA news, how about last night's performance from the Orlando Magic. 59 points - in a single NBA game. 11 4th quarter points. 35% from the field. In NFL news, the Broncos went from 70-1 Super Bowl favorites to 10-1 to win it all with Manning. Let's get rolling!
Of course Gina Lynn had sex with former Philadelphia Flyers pretty boy Scottie Upshall. Remember this photo from the early days of BC? Porn star Gina Lynn having a pizza party with a couple members of the Flyers? Remember Gina's rack in that shear dress? Of course you do. Now Gina's ex-husband is telling how she had sex with Upshall - while married. And Gina's not denying it. JUMP!
Here's what we know about the lovely Alexis Augusto: she's a sports freak. No, we're not talking about these bimbos who hang at a sports bar and act like they know about sports. Alexis is legitimately into the sports world. Miami Dolphins cheerleader? Check. Florida Panthers Ice Dancer? Check. Florida Atlantic cheerleader? Check. Yankees fan? Check. Alabama Crimson Tide fan? Check. New Orleans Saints fan? Check. Jets fan? Check. JUMP!
Would hate for it to get any later in the week without showing you guys what the Green Men pulled off Saturday night during the Canucks game against Montreal. Backstory: In December, the Canadiens promoted a coach to the top position and, for the first time in team history, that coach couldn't speak French. In NBA news, another loss for #Linsanity. Derrick Rose was 12-of-29 from the field and dropped 32. Guess who was guarding him? Let's get rolling!
Vancouver police want the locals to know they're still looking for the punks who destroyed the city after the Canucks lost to Boston in the 2011 Stanley Cup. The fuzz has gone to the extreme of creating posters (70,000 posters) that are now being handed out around Vancouver. Not certain, but this might be a North American first. Vancouver won't rest until these bros are brought to justice. JUMP!
Our fascination with strippers and their love of sports is well documented. You show us a stripper who doesn't know the top 50 athletes in the United States and we'll show you an out-of-work - or struggling - stripper in Montana. First lesson in making money - know your customers. We've also mentioned that if a stripper or model wants to get attention on Twitter these days, she needs to wear team colors. It seems Nikki Benz is buying into our argument. JUMP!
You know how we know this parent Joseph Cordes takes his daughter's hockey games too seriously? How far would you go to help your daughter's team get an advantage during a high school hockey game? Would you stand in the corner of an arena and shoot a laser pointer into the eyes of the opposing goalie? Are you that crazy? Well, Cordes is. And now the cops want to have a word with Super Dad. JUMP!
The Edmonton Oilers Twitter account (
@NHL_Oilers) caught up with this guy during last night's 3-1 home loss to Dallas. His name? Kim Martin. Not joking. Now that our meager NHL coverage is out of the way, let's turn our attention to baseball. The Yankees got started last night with a 11-0 drubbing of USF. The real action gets going today with a full schedule highlighted by Yankees-Phillies. First pitch - 1:05. Indians-Reds at 3:05. Let's get rolling!
Most coaches just slink away to the locker room, maybe hurl a few choice epithets at the ref when they get ejected from a game. Not Toledo Walleyes coach Nick Vitucci. No, Vitucci throws shit, or at least he did when he got ejected from an ECHL game against Wheeling last week. After getting tossed, Vitucci threw several water bottles and even a stick at the ref before leaving. Well done, Nick. Well done. JUMP!
Yes, there was a small story out last summer about the 2011 Miss USA Alyssa Campanella being a Vancouver Canucks fan. There was a slight buzz about Campanella having this fascination with the Canucks and that she might be a traitor. But, without photos of her actually being a traitor, the bulldog Internet media backed off its yellow journalism. Um, but now we have photos of Campanella cheating on the U.S.A. How dare she? JUMP!
Gotta give Rob Gronkowski credit for being a man of his word and not backing out of his puck-spiking gig at last night's Worcester Sharks game. There was Gronk, cast on his ankle from his recent surgery, spiking a puck on one leg after being driven to center ice while sitting on the tailgate of a truck. Can't really blame the guy for showing up even with injury when he only made $405,000 in base salary this season. JUMP!
Of course you can type in fantasy RTs to your favorite hot chick on Twitter. Just follow Edmonton Oilers D Ryan Whitney's lead on how to get in Kate Upton's virtual pants: fake RT her. Whitney really did celebrate his 29th birthday yesterday and was thinking what every other pig out there was thinking - motorboating Kate Upton would be the best birthday gift - EVER! Of course someone is going to take this out of context & have Upton dating Whitney. Can't wait.
Remember the Vancouver riots after the Stanley Cup and how the idiots involved acted like they were Euro scum? Guys such as the Raging CanAsian who thought he was Billy Badass with his designer glasses and a Canucks shirt? Well, the morons aren't finished being Euro-Canadian douchebags. Here's the church where Bruins LW Milan Lucic took the cup on his visitation day and where family still visits for services. JUMP!
Let's be clear about this to those of you born in 1990-present and we know there are many of you. Wayne Gretzky NEVER played for the Chicago Blackhawks so don't be going on Twitter and telling your boys that you're getting a Gretzky Blackhawks home sweater. They shouldn't exist. Same goes for the road sweater. This is Wayne at his fantasy camp where campers pay an estimated $12,000 to put Wayne in whatever sweater you wish. JUMP!
Washington Capitals forward Alexander Ovechkin has a new pad and, well... we're not all that impressed. The joint is big, that's for sure. It cost a lot of money -- $4.2 million to be exact. There's nothing terribly special about it, though. First of all, it's in Virginia. Second of all, it has none of the stupid, garish things athletes have in their homes. Not even a pool. The coolest thing here is Ovechkin's giant deck. Take a look for yourself.