Sure, the Nashville Predators are out of the NHL playoffs and on some golf course in the Caribbean. Meanwhile, Asher is still marking off names on his Ice Girls of the NHL checklist. We think today's chick, Crystal, just might be the hottest Ice Girl to ever lace up the skates in the NHL. Name another Hooters bikini model who also doubles as an Ice Girl. You can't. Don't even try. Say hello to hockey's version of Kate Upton. JUMP!
Yep, the buxom Coyotes chick with giant boobs was back last night in her spot behind the team's bench and in pretty much every shot of head coach Dave Tippett. Her white doily was pretty much useless in covering that giant rack that was pretty much the only amusement for Coyotes fan in a 4-0 blowout. Still waiting on a name and Model Mayhem site. One of you in Phoenix knows her. Let's bust this mystery wide open: firstname.lastname@example.org JUMP!
Got this email last night from Kyle in Scottsdale: "Who in the hell is the redhead behind the coyotes bench? Figured you guys wouldve already invaded her Facebook account." Of course Kyle is talking about the Double Ds giving the Phoenix Coyotes coaching staff black eyes during the playoffs. Our investigators have yet to hone in on Kyle's chick so this is where you guys start helping the cause. JUMP!
Guess Wayne Gretzky hasn't pulled the line of credit to daughter Paulina. Those leg spreader photos that stunned the Internet last week must not have
phased fazed the Great One because his she was still in Vegas this past weekend for a DeadMau5 set. Maybe Wayne is too worried about the NHL playoffs? Maybe at this point he's just said the hell with it. Maybe he's just hoping she doesn't get knocked up by some d-bag DJ. So much drama! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
First of all, solid offensive performance by the 76ers last night against the Bulls in Game 5. 32% from the field, 70% from the line and 69 points. Evan Turner's line: 2-of-7, 4 TO & 4 points. It almost seemed like something was bothering him. Poor, poor night for Philly as a whole. The 76ers lose, the Flyers get knocked out of the NHL playoffs & the Phillies lose to the Mets, giving them last place in East. Let's get rolling!
Wait, wasn't Rex Ryan a Philadelphia Flyers fan just a couple years ago? Remember that night where his fat girth was on display in Carolina? Now he's rooting for the Devils in the NHL playoffs during Game 4? Yes, he was. Game 5 is tonight in Philly so there's still time for Flyers fan to make the appropriate taunt sign. 7:30 puck drop. Don't let this go without a reaction, Philly and Rangers fan. (via @regantriciann)
Chicago Blackhawks stud Patrick Kane was in Madison, Wisconsin over the weekend for the Mifflin Street party, an annual rite of spring for Wisconsin students who've bored of bonging beers and chasing tail at house parties all winter. Time to hit the streets! Kaner, a 23-year-old legendary partier, did it up in Wisky, even wearing a fratty shirt and a sweet blue hat so he blended in with the losers who'll be unemployed in a couple of weeks. PHOTOS! JUMP!
One of these icebombs goes by @jiu_no on Twitter. Thinking she's the 'H.' We're certain that their Phoenix Coyotes have a 2-0 lead over Nashville with Game 3 at Nashville on Wednesday. Let us know if you see these three in the wild just walking around Scottsdale with their body paint. Say hello for us. In NBA news, can we just get rid of the garbage teams and get this shitshow over already? Lakers-Heat Finals and we're done by May 18. Let's get rolling!
Oh, poor Wayne Gretzky. His daughter, Paulina, is in Vegas this weekend partying like a champ at Tao Beach and one of her friends goes and uploads a semi-SFW crotch shot to Instagram. The rest is history. We're pretty sure Paulina and girlfriends were in town for a bachelorette party. Like it really matters. What matters at the end of the day is that this chick is just as crazy as you thought – and then some. Best photos of The Great One's daughter you'll ever see – JUMP!
What did we learn last night in the NHL? Don Cherry always has one more ridiculous suit jacket after the one you thought was the most ridiculous. Oh, and that the Boston Bruins couldn't get out of the first round of the playoffs. Tough break, Boston fan. Moving on, it's NFL Draft Day! You're able to watch the draft live on NFL.com so don't bother with Chris Berman & his blowhard cohorts. Big prediction: The Patriots will trade out of the first round. Let's get rolling!
So the NHL has to be freaking out over what's happening in the playoffs, right? The Sedin Sisters are out. Sids & Malks are history. The Rangers are on the brink with a 3-2 hole. Boston heads to a Game 7. Detroit is gone. Chicago trails 3-2. At this point, for the sake of business, we need the Flyers to win the Cup. In MLB news, at what point do the Red Sox fire Bobby V.? The team is 4-10 and only a rainout can stop the5-game losing streak. Let's get rolling!
Our old friend Alexis, the Florida Panthers ice dancer profiled in March, is back with what is about to help her rise from the 300 follower level on Twitter. 371 this morning to be exact. How is that possible, you morons? You'll follow idiots like Demi Moore, meanwhile @AlexisDAugusto is dropping Jets jersey underboob. Get your asses in gear and give Alexis a follow. (Guessing we'll get more underboob when that 1k mark is surpassed.) JUMP!
They're back on in Pittsburgh tonight for Game 5 of the Eastern Conference quarters. It is a Friday night so we expect some sort of crazy shit to go down with the Yinzers. Can't believe there hasn't been some Pens-Flyers fan ass kickings in this series. YouTube has been firing blanks. Nothing. Step up your game, drunks. You Pittsburgh hardos going to let Philly drop Brokeback Mountain movie posters on Sids & Malks? This cannot stand. Let's get rolling!
Solid effort from the Flyers goaltending and defense last night in its 10-3 loss in Game 4. If you're going to lose you might as well get your ass kicked. Get the ass kicking out of the system. Come back strong in Game 5 and finish off Sids. Yes, your new semi-NSFW hero/goon Zac Rinaldo was thrown out for this in a blowout. Vancouver also survived elimination. In Columbian hooker news, make sure to check out the NY Post cover this morning. Great stuff. Let's get rolling!
Ever heard of Philadelphia Flyers goon Zac Rinaldo? Yeah, we hadn't either. Looked up his stats and realized this guy compiled 232 PIMs in the regular season and racked up 16 PIMs in Game 3 against the Penguins. Then we went to YouTube to watch him fight Zenon Konopka. Not a great brawl, but proof that he drops 'em early and often. So, of course, we're kinda figuring we'll be getting our asses kicked over these mirror pics. Sorry, brah. JUMP!
Don't worry, there will be no Stanley Cup runners-up rioting this summer in Vancouver thanks to the L.A. Kings 3-0 series lead on the Canucks. That's right, #8 seed vs. #1 seed. 3-0 with two of the next three in California. Yes, you can buy your own Sedin Sisters t-shirt for only $17.99. In baseball news, the Dodgers this weekend turned one of the craziest triple plays in baseball history. The lesson here, kids, is to confuse the umpires into believing this is a triple play. Let's get rolling!