So the Bikini Hockey League went 'global' back in May when some guys came up with the brilliant plan of combining a cold sport, bikinis and women into one of the Internet's great marketing ploys. There was talk of a reality show. Blah, blah, blah. The BHL was nothing without players. To our surprise, there are actually chicks sending bikini photos to some league that has released exactly one press release. Shockingly, some of said prospects are actually cute. JUMP!
Even if you aren't a hockey fan you probably heard some of the buzz that came from last nights Stanley Cup finale. The Kings won 6-1, but the real story came in the first period when journeyman Steve Bernier took out some frustration on Kings defenseman Rob Scuderi with a brutal boarding penalty. Scuderi crumpled to the ice, blood spilling from his nose and mouth. Instantly, Jersey douches went nuts on Twitter with serious vitriol. JUMP!
While Devils coach Peter DeBoer spent Game 6 with a pair of giant porn star Ds slapping him in the head, Darryl Sutter was getting ice cream bombed by Tubby (via @tim_micallef). Here we figured the only chicks getting behind-the-bench seats at Kings games would be stars of Where The Boys Aint #15. Life never fails to shock us. In other Kings news, KCAL covered the celebration and found Lakers fan outside Staples. Seems so confused. Let's get rolling!
The Kings just won the first Stanley Cup in franchise history and captain Dustin Brown was asked by NBC's Pierre McGuire for a few words about how it feels to finally hoist the Cup. "That's why we f*cking play," Brown told Pierre. Yeah, the f-bomb was on live TV and WTF Editor Matt had his cellphone rolling. The quality of this video is about as bad as it gets, but it's getting late and I'm not wasting time looking for the HD version. You get the idea. JUMP!
How are porn stars celebrating this Los Angeles Kings Stanley Cup victory on Twitter? If you're former porn star and HBO sexpert @thekatiemorgan, you're writhing in your bed and promising followers to get naked for the boys victory. At this point we're having a hard time figuring out what porn chicks on Twitter won't be getting naked after this Game 6 trudging of the Devils. Morgan, though, is the most vocal tonight. And she seems to be a true fan. JUMP!
There is HUGE news tonight for those of us who collect famous sports clothing. Porn star Taylor Stevens, famous for her boobs & Stanley Cup cleavage, is auctioning off the wife beater she wore in Game 4 of the Devils-Kings series. Hands down best eBay auction buzz item we've seen in 2012. Look, there are pieces of history on eBay that stop us cold in our tracks. This is that kind of item. Thing is, we're not really that into hockey. Will this shirt have value by Friday? JUMP!
This post featuring New Jersey Devils porn star superfan Devon Alexis originally ran during the Eastern Conference Finals. Kinda felt it was worth bringing back today after the fuss created last night in L.A. by porn star Taylor Stevens. One of you radio guys out there in Newark or Jersey City needs to plop down the cash for Ms. Alexis to sit behind Darryl Sutter. Step up for the Internet. JUMP!
Of course nobody in Nashville watched Game 4 of the NHL Stanley Cup Final last night. Have you even tried to find these games on your cable box? Do Nashville TV viewers even have NBC Sports Network? Then, what loser in Nashville is watching at 9 p.m. when there's still daylight and swimming pools to jump in? The worst thing the NHL could've ever done was end its season in June – on NBC Sports Network. Guess what the NHL did in Game 3 in Nashvegas - JUMP!
Um, the Kings waited until the clinching game of the NHL playoffs to plant a Tits McGee behind the opposing team's bench? Here we are tonight watching Game 4 and this chick is unleashing these double d-bombs on the shell shocked Devils. For those of you who suffer from NHL apathy, this might be your only reason for finding the NBC Sports Network on the dial. For those of you watching the NBA game, Tits updates as they become available. (via @TrevorBoller)
We ask and she responds. That's just the kind of power we have these days on Twitter. An innocent question about Alyssa Milano's rack at Kings-Devils Game 3 gets back to her and she addresses our concerns. Just when you figure Samantha Micelli isn't reading her tweets she fires off a short missive to clear up our investigation. Appreciated. (via @Alyssa_Milano)
Look, at this point it's useless to watch the Stanley Cup finals because the L.A. Kings haven't lost in like two months, the goalie is out of his mind right now and the team has a 3-0 lead on the shell shocked Devils. In other words, it's time to analyze the Kings shirt that Alyssa Milano wore to Game 3. Normally we'd have at least 15 guys harassing us on Twitter about Milano's rack on NBC Sports. Only one guy - Trevor in Vegas - even bothered. JUMP!
The Los Angeles Kings have won one game in the Stanley Cup playoffs against the New Jersey Devils and the city is already getting cocky. The city has already placed a shining Stanley Cup next to the Hollywood sign in California. The Los Angeles Kings are rolling in the playoffs but usually you wait until your team wins a game before you start celebrating as a city. If New Jersey comes back to beat the Kings, this will be something they wished they never did. JUMP!
BC reader J.D. in Evanston sent word last night that Busted made an appearance on the local news. "Dude, I was watching ABC7 last night and all of a sudden there are the Kaner photos and BC on the sports. Couldn't believe it." Well, we were kinda tipped off that ABC-Chicago was going to use the drunken Kane pics. We just didn't know they'd use them in this context of a charity story. JUMP!
Big news here at BC. We've rehired photo editor Big Gay Rich just three months after he was fired in the Terry Francona photo fiasco. The editors figured in his years of service and thought that Big Gay Rich deserved a second chance. His new assignment? Tracking all things Paulina Gretzky. Seriously, we're turning it into a beat. You guys keep clicking and searching so we made a business decision. Rich is back and about to take our Paulina coverage to the next level. JUMP!
It's been nearly two years since we've seen Michelle Ryan, the beav spreading middle-aged wife of NY Jets coach Rex Ryan. But there she was last night at Kings-Devils wearing those f-me glasses and her Devils sweater. Gotta figure Rex went home and destroyed those feet after a tough OT loss for the Devils. In Busted Coverage news, if you live within 75 miles of Detroit, we better see your ass at our Captain Morgan party Friday night before Tigers-Yankees. Let's get rolling!
She had one final run behind the Phoenix Coyotes bench. Boobs McGee, shockingly her name never leaked into the Arizona media, had her NHL playoffs run come to an end last night. Dave Tippett & Busted Coverage got one final look at the mesmerizing rack during last night's 4-3 Kings victory and the end of hockey for Boobs. In other news, who the hell was the other hot chick behind the Coyotes bench. Jesus! JUMP!