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  • Paulina Gretzky Partying With The Stanley Cup [PHOTOS]

    Paulina Gretzky Partying With The Stanley Cup [PHOTOS]

    Want to have a seizure so you can get out of work early on a Friday? Try following along with the Paulina Gretzky Instagram account. One word photo captions. Wicked webs of photos and L.A. hipness. It's actually one of my least favorite jobs while running this site. Sure, she's always "looking hot" and in some skimpy dress that fathers don't want their daughters wearing on the Internet. Oh, and rubbing on the Stanley Cup. JUMP!

  • Two Greatest Hockey Fans At The Kings’ Stanley Cup Parade [Morning Twitpic]

    Two Greatest Hockey Fans At The Kings’ Stanley Cup Parade [Morning Twitpic]

    Hell yes we were excited to start our morning with pics of Joe Namath and King Slut at the Kings parade. And that's a helluva band name. No shit, Namath wore #12 for the Rams. As for King Slut (via @Cartelink), total panty dropper. Arm hair and all. In NBA news, all we heard after Game One was that D. Wade was old, tired, etc. After a 48 hour rest the guy goes 24, 6 rebounds & 5 assists. Of course Greg Cote wasn't bitching about the team looking tired last night. Let's get rolling!

  • How The Stanley Cup Contracted An STD Last Night In L.A.

    How The Stanley Cup Contracted An STD Last Night In L.A.

    TMZ sent out an email alert this morning concerning the Stanley Cup and how the giant trophy went YOLO in L.A. last night at Beacher's Madhouse with members of the Kings. But the biggest piece of news from the partying had to be the two "short people" and the woman with giant floppy boobs posing with Canada's treasured trophy. Oh, and Jay Glazer somehow ended up partying with the Cup, too. JUMP!

  • Wait, Did NBC L.A. Pull Another Sacramento Kings Logo Fail Last Night?

    Wait, Did NBC L.A. Pull Another Sacramento Kings Logo Fail Last Night?

    At this point, someone email us when NBC L.A. gets its Kings & Kings logos figured out because we've learned that even after the L.A. Kings celebrated its Stanley Cup victory this week, the TV station was still confused. You might remember back in mid-May when the first logo error occurred as L.A. was preparing for a huge sports weekend. NBC L.A. even issued an apology for running a Sacramento Kings logo. Guess another apology is in order, boys. JUMP!

  • 17 Hottest Prospects In Bikini Hockey League [PHOTOS]

    17 Hottest Prospects In Bikini Hockey League [PHOTOS]

    So the Bikini Hockey League went 'global' back in May when some guys came up with the brilliant plan of combining a cold sport, bikinis and women into one of the Internet's great marketing ploys. There was talk of a reality show. Blah, blah, blah. The BHL was nothing without players. To our surprise, there are actually chicks sending bikini photos to some league that has released exactly one press release. Shockingly, some of said prospects are actually cute. JUMP!

  • 26 Disgusting NSFW Steve Bernier Should Die & Other Hate Tweets

    26 Disgusting NSFW Steve Bernier Should Die & Other Hate Tweets

    Even if you aren't a hockey fan you probably heard some of the buzz that came from last nights Stanley Cup finale. The Kings won 6-1, but the real story came in the first period when journeyman Steve Bernier took out some frustration on Kings defenseman Rob Scuderi with a brutal boarding penalty. Scuderi crumpled to the ice, blood spilling from his nose and mouth. Instantly, Jersey douches went nuts on Twitter with serious vitriol. JUMP!

  • DO IT! DO IT! SHOVEL THAT ICE CREAM YOU DIRTY PORN STAR! [Morning Twitpic]

    DO IT! DO IT! SHOVEL THAT ICE CREAM YOU DIRTY PORN STAR! [Morning Twitpic]

    While Devils coach Peter DeBoer spent Game 6 with a pair of giant porn star Ds slapping him in the head, Darryl Sutter was getting ice cream bombed by Tubby (via @tim_micallef). Here we figured the only chicks getting behind-the-bench seats at Kings games would be stars of Where The Boys Aint #15. Life never fails to shock us. In other Kings news, KCAL covered the celebration and found Lakers fan outside Staples. Seems so confused. Let's get rolling!

  • Kings Dustin Brown On Stanley Cup Win: “That’s Why We F-ing Play” [VIDEO]

    Kings Dustin Brown On Stanley Cup Win: “That’s Why We F-ing Play” [VIDEO]

    The Kings just won the first Stanley Cup in franchise history and captain Dustin Brown was asked by NBC's Pierre McGuire for a few words about how it feels to finally hoist the Cup. "That's why we f*cking play," Brown told Pierre. Yeah, the f-bomb was on live TV and WTF Editor Matt had his cellphone rolling. The quality of this video is about as bad as it gets, but it's getting late and I'm not wasting time looking for the HD version. You get the idea. JUMP!

  • Former Porn Star Katie Morgan Celebrating Kings Stanley Cup By Getting Naked

    Former Porn Star Katie Morgan Celebrating Kings Stanley Cup By Getting Naked

    How are porn stars celebrating this Los Angeles Kings Stanley Cup victory on Twitter? If you're former porn star and HBO sexpert @thekatiemorgan, you're writhing in your bed and promising followers to get naked for the boys victory. At this point we're having a hard time figuring out what porn chicks on Twitter won't be getting naked after this Game 6 trudging of the Devils. Morgan, though, is the most vocal tonight. And she seems to be a true fan. JUMP!

  • Porn Star Taylor Stevens Auctioning Infamous Wife Beater Shirt On eBay; $500!

    Porn Star Taylor Stevens Auctioning Infamous Wife Beater Shirt On eBay; $500!

    There is HUGE news tonight for those of us who collect famous sports clothing. Porn star Taylor Stevens, famous for her boobs & Stanley Cup cleavage, is auctioning off the wife beater she wore in Game 4 of the Devils-Kings series. Hands down best eBay auction buzz item we've seen in 2012. Look, there are pieces of history on eBay that stop us cold in our tracks. This is that kind of item. Thing is, we're not really that into hockey. Will this shirt have value by Friday? JUMP!

  • Porn Stars Of The NHL Playoffs: Devon Alexis Rooting For NJ Devils [PHOTOS]

    Porn Stars Of The NHL Playoffs: Devon Alexis Rooting For NJ Devils [PHOTOS]

    This post featuring New Jersey Devils porn star superfan Devon Alexis originally ran during the Eastern Conference Finals. Kinda felt it was worth bringing back today after the fuss created last night in L.A. by porn star Taylor Stevens. One of you radio guys out there in Newark or Jersey City needs to plop down the cash for Ms. Alexis to sit behind Darryl Sutter. Step up for the Internet. JUMP!

  • Yeah, But That Was An Elvis Infomercial So The NHL On NBC Sports Network Is All Good

    Yeah, But That Was An Elvis Infomercial So The NHL On NBC Sports Network Is All Good

    Of course nobody in Nashville watched Game 4 of the NHL Stanley Cup Final last night. Have you even tried to find these games on your cable box? Do Nashville TV viewers even have NBC Sports Network? Then, what loser in Nashville is watching at 9 p.m. when there's still daylight and swimming pools to jump in? The worst thing the NHL could've ever done was end its season in June – on NBC Sports Network. Guess what the NHL did in Game 3 in Nashvegas - JUMP!

  • ALERT! Porn Star Taylor Stevens Is A Kings Fan & Behind The Devils Bench! [PHOTOS]

    ALERT! Porn Star Taylor Stevens Is A Kings Fan & Behind The Devils Bench! [PHOTOS]

    Um, the Kings waited until the clinching game of the NHL playoffs to plant a Tits McGee behind the opposing team's bench? Here we are tonight watching Game 4 and this chick is unleashing these double d-bombs on the shell shocked Devils. For those of you who suffer from NHL apathy, this might be your only reason for finding the NBC Sports Network on the dial. For those of you watching the NBA game, Tits updates as they become available. (via @TrevorBoller)

  • Alyssa Milano Confirms She Was Wearing Bra At Kings-Devils Game 3

    Alyssa Milano Confirms She Was Wearing Bra At Kings-Devils Game 3

    We ask and she responds. That's just the kind of power we have these days on Twitter. An innocent question about Alyssa Milano's rack at Kings-Devils Game 3 gets back to her and she addresses our concerns. Just when you figure Samantha Micelli isn't reading her tweets she fires off a short missive to clear up our investigation. Appreciated. (via @Alyssa_Milano)

  • Stanley Cup Coverage: Was Alyssa Milano Wearing A Bra Last Night At Kings-Devils?

    Stanley Cup Coverage: Was Alyssa Milano Wearing A Bra Last Night At Kings-Devils?

    Look, at this point it's useless to watch the Stanley Cup finals because the L.A. Kings haven't lost in like two months, the goalie is out of his mind right now and the team has a 3-0 lead on the shell shocked Devils. In other words, it's time to analyze the Kings shirt that Alyssa Milano wore to Game 3. Normally we'd have at least 15 guys harassing us on Twitter about Milano's rack on NBC Sports. Only one guy - Trevor in Vegas - even bothered. JUMP!

  • The Stanley Cup Is Already Up On The Hollywood Sign [PHOTOS]

    The Stanley Cup Is Already Up On The Hollywood Sign [PHOTOS]

    The Los Angeles Kings have won one game in the Stanley Cup playoffs against the New Jersey Devils and the city is already getting cocky. The city has already placed a shining Stanley Cup next to the Hollywood sign in California. The Los Angeles Kings are rolling in the playoffs but usually you wait until your team wins a game before you start celebrating as a city. If New Jersey comes back to beat the Kings, this will be something they wished they never did. JUMP!