At the conclusion of yesterdays U.S. Open tournament, we were all bracing ourselves for another dull, by the books Bob Costas interview with champion Webb Simpson. Things were going according to plan until one of BC's new favorite people slipped on screen and made what appeared to be an exotic bird call. The guy was on screen for about three seconds until security escorted him away, but he got off one hell of a bird call. JUMP!
With the U.S. Open kicking off this week, it is only appropriate that we bring the ultimate golf ex-WAG back into the spotlight. Elin Nordegren is far to hot to go M.I.A. for so long, and thankfully that beautiful mug has resurfaced down in the Bahamas. She was spotted drifting on the beach in a fedora and a blue bikini that we won't be forgetting anytime soon. We have those six new bikini photos lined up for you along with the 18 sexiest Elin pics we could find. You know you wanna get a glimpse of Elin...JUMP!
Sure, Shelly Lewis & Alicia Binford are both past their prime, but it's that time of year when golf outings turn into a chance to show off your boobs. These ladies were busted yesterday afternoon when Madison County Sheriff's Department deputies saw the pair flashing their racks. Two things come to mind right off the bat with this story: (1.) Flashing on a Monday afternoon? (2.) What jerkoff turned in these two on a Monday afternoon? JUMP!
Where you at, clones? Just getting your ass out of bed, clones? You're missing the annual Jim Rome Smack Off, clones. We'll let the clones have their fun this afternoon and get around to a recap later this afternoon. Meanwhile, we suggest you keep an eye on PGA pro Steve Elkington's Twitter account where he's dropping references to fat chicks and meat curtains. Of course all the clones know Elk is a Rome legend. Rack 'em. [Listen live to Jim Rome – here]
Research tells us that Golf Channel smokeshow Holly Sonders is 25. Her former coworker on the Golf Channel's Morning Drive is Erik Kuselias. The guy is 42-ish. They're engaged. And we mean like she has a giant ring on her finger engaged. It was announced today that Kuselias is losing his Morning Drive gig, but retains the rights to marry a chick that could possibly be the next chick to absolutely destroy the hearts and minds of American men. JUMP!
Out of nowhere we were smacked in the face today thanks to the guys at The Big Lead with photos of Golf Channel's Holly Sonders at the Wells Fargo Championship at Quail Hollow. Of course we don't watch the Morning Drive show hosted by Sonders. Um, thanks to the following photos, Holly has just earned herself a permanent DVR position right alongside Good Morning America. Only bad part here is that Holly doesn't play on the LPGA. One-time deal with these legs. JUMP!
Of course we'd never heard of this golfer Ryan Palmer before yesterday's Zurich Open. And then the guy took off his golf hat. Here we figured this guy had a sweet tan over his entire head. How exactly does he go about his life with a two-toned melon? Wear a hat at all times? In MLB news, the Baltimore Orioles can lead the A.L. East through April with a win tonight against the Yankees and a Rays loss in Seattle. Enjoy it while you can, O's fan. Let's get rolling!
And here we figured women wanted the husband/BF around 24/7 after the birth of a child to do chores like changing deuce diapers and make lunch. Pfft, not if you're Tony Romo. Remember how his wife gave birth a week ago Monday? It was Candice Crawford's first baby. We figure there is like a two-week period where it's like baby vacation. Just sit around and stare at the kid. Nope, not for Tony Romo. Dude is on the links five days later. JUMP!
Want to buy Bubba Watson's North Carolina lake house and hope some of his Master's magic rubs off on you while you're in the swimming pool? This place can be yours for only $1,450,000. It's not massive, but you'll be throwing some wild lake parties on the insane outdoor patio and boat beer pier. Don't like to mow a lawn? This place is perfect and is only 3,400 sq. ft. to clean. JUMP!
Via: Richmond County sheriff’s Capt. Scott Gay said Clayton Price Baker, of Ohio, slipped under the ropes following the tournament and attempted to put the sand in his cup. After a short foot chase by Augusta National security and sheriff’s deputies, Baker was apprehended and charged with disorderly conduct. Suck it Florida. Couldn't have been from Kansas or Wyoming. This is just how Ohio rolls. Never ceases to amaze me.
Our friends at Ride The Pine sent us this from the Masters nose picker digging one out during the final round. Listen, it doesn't matter what Peter Hanson is up to, a boog that has to come out, has to be dug out. As for Tiger Woods, it's a good thing the experts spent three days last week trying to figure out if Eldrick should be the favorite. Oops, he finished 40th. In baseball, how bad are times for Boston? This should answer that question. Let's get rolling!
Busted Coverage's golf hero, John Daly, hasn't played in the Masters since 2006 and eventually lost his PGA card after that season. He's now 285th in the world and is spending yet another year hawking his merchandise to golf fans who actually get to meet the legend at his RV flea market. But there is a big change for Big John this year. He actually has duties inside the Hooters where the bus is parked. Judging duties. Seriously. JUMP!
The bros from Team Jizz Blaster went their respective ways last night after four days of paryting, wearing Zubaz and chasing tail at the 2012 Playboy Golf Finals bash. Of course Gronk & his boys were a big hit, but quietly Reggie Bush showed up and snapped some pics with lingerie chicks. We also have a Warren Moon in the middle of a dance-off at the 8th hole. Finally, you get a passed out Ron Jeremy getting ass bombed. JUMP!
Here's the Tiger Woods porn flick you've been waiting for! At least, if you're the kind of person waiting for Tiger Woods porn flicks. Vivid will release a flick called 3 Mistresses featuring three of Woods' former ladies -- Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James. Not only will there be a Q&A about Tiger's sexual habits, but the girls will also act them out for your viewing enjoyment. This, we've got to see.
Via: Ronald E. Richardson and Donald E. Nieto were arrested after a video of them striking the 15-year-old was shown to law enforcement by the father of the teenager, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest reports. The incident, which took place early Saturday afternoon at Shalimar Pointe Country Club, began after a group of four teenagers blew an air horn at golfers teeing off at the ninth hole, the report stated. Jackass stunts only work on Jackass, boys.
We'd nearly forgotten about Hunter Mahan until yesterday when he beat Rory McIlroy at the Accenture Matchplay and his wife, former Cowboys cheerleader, Kandi came running onto the green. Of course she's one of our all-time favorites. One thing led to another and we were digging into what Mahan has been up to. Um, not much. Just selling his million-dollar mansion and replacing it with a 19,000 sq. ft. mega-mansion. Ho-hum. JUMP!