Our friends at Ride The Pine sent us this from the Masters nose picker digging one out during the final round. Listen, it doesn't matter what Peter Hanson is up to, a boog that has to come out, has to be dug out. As for Tiger Woods, it's a good thing the experts spent three days last week trying to figure out if Eldrick should be the favorite. Oops, he finished 40th. In baseball, how bad are times for Boston? This should answer that question. Let's get rolling!
Busted Coverage's golf hero, John Daly, hasn't played in the Masters since 2006 and eventually lost his PGA card after that season. He's now 285th in the world and is spending yet another year hawking his merchandise to golf fans who actually get to meet the legend at his RV flea market. But there is a big change for Big John this year. He actually has duties inside the Hooters where the bus is parked. Judging duties. Seriously. JUMP!
The bros from Team Jizz Blaster went their respective ways last night after four days of paryting, wearing Zubaz and chasing tail at the 2012 Playboy Golf Finals bash. Of course Gronk & his boys were a big hit, but quietly Reggie Bush showed up and snapped some pics with lingerie chicks. We also have a Warren Moon in the middle of a dance-off at the 8th hole. Finally, you get a passed out Ron Jeremy getting ass bombed. JUMP!
Here's the Tiger Woods porn flick you've been waiting for! At least, if you're the kind of person waiting for Tiger Woods porn flicks. Vivid will release a flick called 3 Mistresses featuring three of Woods' former ladies -- Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James. Not only will there be a Q&A about Tiger's sexual habits, but the girls will also act them out for your viewing enjoyment. This, we've got to see.
Via: Ronald E. Richardson and Donald E. Nieto were arrested after a video of them striking the 15-year-old was shown to law enforcement by the father of the teenager, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest reports. The incident, which took place early Saturday afternoon at Shalimar Pointe Country Club, began after a group of four teenagers blew an air horn at golfers teeing off at the ninth hole, the report stated. Jackass stunts only work on Jackass, boys.
We'd nearly forgotten about Hunter Mahan until yesterday when he beat Rory McIlroy at the Accenture Matchplay and his wife, former Cowboys cheerleader, Kandi came running onto the green. Of course she's one of our all-time favorites. One thing led to another and we were digging into what Mahan has been up to. Um, not much. Just selling his million-dollar mansion and replacing it with a 19,000 sq. ft. mega-mansion. Ho-hum. JUMP!
Yes, this is a post about Paula Creamer all blingy at the HSBC Tournament player's party tonight in Singapore. But stop for a second and take notice that Michelle Wie is quickly rising up our radar thanks to tight tops like this at player's parties. Sure, it's cool and all that Paula Creamer is wearing enough jewelry to bring Allen Iverson to tears, but HOLY SH*T...Michelle Wie...JUMP!
Have $8,000 laying around and feel like it would be best spent on charity and carrying Natalie Gulbis' bag in an LPGA event? Ever dreamt of having Ms. Gulbis ask you to hand her a water bottle on the 8th hole at the ShopRite Classic? All you have to do is break out the MasterCard, hit Buy It Now. Of course you'll probably have to pass a background check, but dreams really can come true for those with money. JUMP!
John Daly isn't cruising around the U.S. this week in his trusty RV just soaking up the miles enroute to another payday. Instead, he's in New Delhi, India to play in the Avantha Masters and had only been in-country for about 24 hours when a car bombing rocked the junky hotel he's holed up in this week. And when we say car bombing, we mean like an Israeli diplomat's wife was seriously injured in the attack. We suggest keeping an eye on Daly's timeline. JUMP!
That picture HAS NOT been Photoshopped. Since when did Chris Berman develop a back FUPA? That's not even his ass. It's like a giant beer gut has developed over his spine. At least 8-10 Five Guys burgers just housed in that hump. Look, we know Boomer has been portly for years. No secret here. But this Berman, as spotted yesterday at Pebble Beach, is out of control. Too many 2 for $20s? Just stuffing his face with pizza? Eating w/Berman this week? Send us shots. JUMP!
Our friends at Trulia sent word this morning that Phil Mickelson has relisted his Racho Santa Fe, California home after completing tile work on this crazy master bathroom shower. Gaudy, you say? Not if you're rich and like expensive foreign tile work where you drop deuces. Personally, Phil could have lined that bathroom with linoleum and we'd gladly drop a deuce in that place. It's all yours for $7.1mm. Paying cash? Might get a discount. JUMP!
Craziest bunker on the PGA Tour? Has to be Abu Dhabi where Luke Donald was today playing out of this monster. No Photoshop used. Of course this isn't a real golf course, bro-seph. It's really the desert just outside Abu Dhabi (UAE). Donald just happens to be in town for a photoshoot that was scheduled for the world's largest bunker. JUMP!
Golfer Bubba Watson, probably the most eccentric player on the PGA Tour, just got a little more so. Watson purchased Lee 1, the original General Lee, at the Barrett-Jackson auto auction over the weekend. He's now rolling around California in it. Watson picked up the fully-restored police-cruiser-jumping '69 Dodge Charger for what were essentially peanuts. Not a bad weekend for Bubba Watson.
In a totally unscientific poll that was probably heavily influenced by social media, German Sandra Gal has been named the world's hottest golfer. Gal outdistanced Anna Rawson in the ladies' bracket before destroying male winner Rickie Fowler in the finals. Who would have thought that a poll largely geared towards men would have produced a female winner? Well, us. Anyway, here's a gallery of Gal. Check it!
Tiger Woods' ex wife Elin Nordegren is happily spending the golfer's money and apparently doing so on really dumb things. After buying a six bedroom, eight bath mansion in Florida last March, she decided to demolish the thing rather than move into it. Nordegren had a crew tear the joint down so she can build her dream home where the old joint used to stand. Seems like a totally reasonable thing to do to us. Check it!
Major Twitter news for the tabloids & us sleazy bloggers who have made fortunes on the Tiger Woods divorce. Rachel Uchitel, usually referenced as the hot Tiger Woods' mistress, announced last night that she is five months pregnant thanks to the handy work of her new husband & former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Dude hit the wife lottery (rich & she has her private detective certification) & now he'll likely get a baby reality show! JUMP!