Where you at, clones? Just getting your ass out of bed, clones? You're missing the annual Jim Rome Smack Off, clones. We'll let the clones have their fun this afternoon and get around to a recap later this afternoon. Meanwhile, we suggest you keep an eye on PGA pro Steve Elkington's Twitter account where he's dropping references to fat chicks and meat curtains. Of course all the clones know Elk is a Rome legend. Rack 'em. [Listen live to Jim Rome – here]
Research tells us that Golf Channel smokeshow Holly Sonders is 25. Her former coworker on the Golf Channel's Morning Drive is Erik Kuselias. The guy is 42-ish. They're engaged. And we mean like she has a giant ring on her finger engaged. It was announced today that Kuselias is losing his Morning Drive gig, but retains the rights to marry a chick that could possibly be the next chick to absolutely destroy the hearts and minds of American men. JUMP!
Out of nowhere we were smacked in the face today thanks to the guys at The Big Lead with photos of Golf Channel's Holly Sonders at the Wells Fargo Championship at Quail Hollow. Of course we don't watch the Morning Drive show hosted by Sonders. Um, thanks to the following photos, Holly has just earned herself a permanent DVR position right alongside Good Morning America. Only bad part here is that Holly doesn't play on the LPGA. One-time deal with these legs. JUMP!
Of course we'd never heard of this golfer Ryan Palmer before yesterday's Zurich Open. And then the guy took off his golf hat. Here we figured this guy had a sweet tan over his entire head. How exactly does he go about his life with a two-toned melon? Wear a hat at all times? In MLB news, the Baltimore Orioles can lead the A.L. East through April with a win tonight against the Yankees and a Rays loss in Seattle. Enjoy it while you can, O's fan. Let's get rolling!
And here we figured women wanted the husband/BF around 24/7 after the birth of a child to do chores like changing deuce diapers and make lunch. Pfft, not if you're Tony Romo. Remember how his wife gave birth a week ago Monday? It was Candice Crawford's first baby. We figure there is like a two-week period where it's like baby vacation. Just sit around and stare at the kid. Nope, not for Tony Romo. Dude is on the links five days later. JUMP!
Want to buy Bubba Watson's North Carolina lake house and hope some of his Master's magic rubs off on you while you're in the swimming pool? This place can be yours for only $1,450,000. It's not massive, but you'll be throwing some wild lake parties on the insane outdoor patio and boat beer pier. Don't like to mow a lawn? This place is perfect and is only 3,400 sq. ft. to clean. JUMP!
Via: Richmond County sheriff’s Capt. Scott Gay said Clayton Price Baker, of Ohio, slipped under the ropes following the tournament and attempted to put the sand in his cup. After a short foot chase by Augusta National security and sheriff’s deputies, Baker was apprehended and charged with disorderly conduct. Suck it Florida. Couldn't have been from Kansas or Wyoming. This is just how Ohio rolls. Never ceases to amaze me.
Our friends at Ride The Pine sent us this from the Masters nose picker digging one out during the final round. Listen, it doesn't matter what Peter Hanson is up to, a boog that has to come out, has to be dug out. As for Tiger Woods, it's a good thing the experts spent three days last week trying to figure out if Eldrick should be the favorite. Oops, he finished 40th. In baseball, how bad are times for Boston? This should answer that question. Let's get rolling!
Busted Coverage's golf hero, John Daly, hasn't played in the Masters since 2006 and eventually lost his PGA card after that season. He's now 285th in the world and is spending yet another year hawking his merchandise to golf fans who actually get to meet the legend at his RV flea market. But there is a big change for Big John this year. He actually has duties inside the Hooters where the bus is parked. Judging duties. Seriously. JUMP!
The bros from Team Jizz Blaster went their respective ways last night after four days of paryting, wearing Zubaz and chasing tail at the 2012 Playboy Golf Finals bash. Of course Gronk & his boys were a big hit, but quietly Reggie Bush showed up and snapped some pics with lingerie chicks. We also have a Warren Moon in the middle of a dance-off at the 8th hole. Finally, you get a passed out Ron Jeremy getting ass bombed. JUMP!
Here's the Tiger Woods porn flick you've been waiting for! At least, if you're the kind of person waiting for Tiger Woods porn flicks. Vivid will release a flick called 3 Mistresses featuring three of Woods' former ladies -- Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James. Not only will there be a Q&A about Tiger's sexual habits, but the girls will also act them out for your viewing enjoyment. This, we've got to see.
Via: Ronald E. Richardson and Donald E. Nieto were arrested after a video of them striking the 15-year-old was shown to law enforcement by the father of the teenager, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest reports. The incident, which took place early Saturday afternoon at Shalimar Pointe Country Club, began after a group of four teenagers blew an air horn at golfers teeing off at the ninth hole, the report stated. Jackass stunts only work on Jackass, boys.
We'd nearly forgotten about Hunter Mahan until yesterday when he beat Rory McIlroy at the Accenture Matchplay and his wife, former Cowboys cheerleader, Kandi came running onto the green. Of course she's one of our all-time favorites. One thing led to another and we were digging into what Mahan has been up to. Um, not much. Just selling his million-dollar mansion and replacing it with a 19,000 sq. ft. mega-mansion. Ho-hum. JUMP!
Yes, this is a post about Paula Creamer all blingy at the HSBC Tournament player's party tonight in Singapore. But stop for a second and take notice that Michelle Wie is quickly rising up our radar thanks to tight tops like this at player's parties. Sure, it's cool and all that Paula Creamer is wearing enough jewelry to bring Allen Iverson to tears, but HOLY SH*T...Michelle Wie...JUMP!
Have $8,000 laying around and feel like it would be best spent on charity and carrying Natalie Gulbis' bag in an LPGA event? Ever dreamt of having Ms. Gulbis ask you to hand her a water bottle on the 8th hole at the ShopRite Classic? All you have to do is break out the MasterCard, hit Buy It Now. Of course you'll probably have to pass a background check, but dreams really can come true for those with money. JUMP!
John Daly isn't cruising around the U.S. this week in his trusty RV just soaking up the miles enroute to another payday. Instead, he's in New Delhi, India to play in the Avantha Masters and had only been in-country for about 24 hours when a car bombing rocked the junky hotel he's holed up in this week. And when we say car bombing, we mean like an Israeli diplomat's wife was seriously injured in the attack. We suggest keeping an eye on Daly's timeline. JUMP!
That picture HAS NOT been Photoshopped. Since when did Chris Berman develop a back FUPA? That's not even his ass. It's like a giant beer gut has developed over his spine. At least 8-10 Five Guys burgers just housed in that hump. Look, we know Boomer has been portly for years. No secret here. But this Berman, as spotted yesterday at Pebble Beach, is out of control. Too many 2 for $20s? Just stuffing his face with pizza? Eating w/Berman this week? Send us shots. JUMP!
Our friends at Trulia sent word this morning that Phil Mickelson has relisted his Racho Santa Fe, California home after completing tile work on this crazy master bathroom shower. Gaudy, you say? Not if you're rich and like expensive foreign tile work where you drop deuces. Personally, Phil could have lined that bathroom with linoleum and we'd gladly drop a deuce in that place. It's all yours for $7.1mm. Paying cash? Might get a discount. JUMP!
Craziest bunker on the PGA Tour? Has to be Abu Dhabi where Luke Donald was today playing out of this monster. No Photoshop used. Of course this isn't a real golf course, bro-seph. It's really the desert just outside Abu Dhabi (UAE). Donald just happens to be in town for a photoshoot that was scheduled for the world's largest bunker. JUMP!
Golfer Bubba Watson, probably the most eccentric player on the PGA Tour, just got a little more so. Watson purchased Lee 1, the original General Lee, at the Barrett-Jackson auto auction over the weekend. He's now rolling around California in it. Watson picked up the fully-restored police-cruiser-jumping '69 Dodge Charger for what were essentially peanuts. Not a bad weekend for Bubba Watson.
In a totally unscientific poll that was probably heavily influenced by social media, German Sandra Gal has been named the world's hottest golfer. Gal outdistanced Anna Rawson in the ladies' bracket before destroying male winner Rickie Fowler in the finals. Who would have thought that a poll largely geared towards men would have produced a female winner? Well, us. Anyway, here's a gallery of Gal. Check it!
Tiger Woods' ex wife Elin Nordegren is happily spending the golfer's money and apparently doing so on really dumb things. After buying a six bedroom, eight bath mansion in Florida last March, she decided to demolish the thing rather than move into it. Nordegren had a crew tear the joint down so she can build her dream home where the old joint used to stand. Seems like a totally reasonable thing to do to us. Check it!
Major Twitter news for the tabloids & us sleazy bloggers who have made fortunes on the Tiger Woods divorce. Rachel Uchitel, usually referenced as the hot Tiger Woods' mistress, announced last night that she is five months pregnant thanks to the handy work of her new husband & former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Dude hit the wife lottery (rich & she has her private detective certification) & now he'll likely get a baby reality show! JUMP!
Look at the supreme leader just keeping his bitches three steps behind him at the grocery store. Boss move. "You want to eat, bitches? Step off." Power move. It's also said to be the last photo of the world's greatest golfer, Kim Jong-il. You didn't know about his golfing prowess? This story from the Vancouver Sun is a must-read. The odds KJi had 11 aces in the 1st round of golf he ever played? 183 gazillion to 1. 1st real Asian 'bro' of the 21st Century. Let's get rolling!
Fred Couples may not be what he used to on the golf course these days, but he seems to be doing alright on the real estate market. Couples is putting his La Quinta, California villa on the market only two years after he bought it. Oh, and he stands to make more than $1 million on the sale. If you don't mind living in the desert with a bunch of old celebrities, then this place is for you! Hell, it has an outdoor shower.
WozIlroy is back! That's right! They're a real couple now and they don't give a crap who knows about it. If you walk around on the street you might see them making out. That's not the important thing here though. Woz likes to pimp out her boy. He just rose to No. 2 in the PGA rankings. She, of course, is No. 1 in the WTA rankings. So, what the hell? Take a pic with the No. 1 and No. 2 players in the world? Why not? Unfortunately, we know who wears the pants here. Check it!
Just checked the Google Trends for today and Kim Kardashian is currently 13th thanks to her divorce news. That brings us to this from LPGAer Paula Creamer: "With everything going on in the world kind of sad how everyone is talking about Kim kardashian filing for divorce." Wait, see what she did right there? Rip society and then tweet about Kardashian! We're onto you, Creamer. All this coming from a golfer who named her dog Stud. Get the f$%^ outta here.
Scottish golfer Elliot Saltman isn't terribly good, but he has occasional flashes when he isn't getting banned from the tour for cheating, that is. Take this, for instance: Saltman nailed a hole-in-one at the Madrid Masters on Friday. It didn't really put him in contention, but at least he won't go hungry. Saltman's feat won him his body weight in ham. Now that's a lot of bacon! You want to know just how much ham? Check it!
We didn't know who Belen Mozo was before today, but we're already a big fan. The LPGA rookie will appear naked in ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue. To get you tuned up, we opened the file on Mozo and pulled a totally sweet-ass gallery of our own. Who's the big winner, besides our bank account when you keep clicking? That's right, you are! Now get in here and meet your new favorite golfer! GO!
Golfer Rory McIlroy and tennis player Caroline Wozniacki are clearly in the lovey dovey phase of their relationship. McIlroy just gave her a personalized golf club that has Wozziroly engraved on it, which raises a couple of very important questions. We break down the meaning behind Wozzilroy and throw you a gallery of the better-looking half of this relationship at you. Check it out!
We like videos with chicks shaking their asses. Hell, we like chicks shaking their asses period. So, when we came across a video of some LPGA golfers shaking their asses in a video called "Grip It," we had to post it. The video is a response to the Golf Boys and is highlighted by the gorgeous Jeehae Lee. Watch her shake it right here. Check it!
Folks, it's all over. The act that was formerly known as Tiger Woods, the greatest golfer of our generation, is up. The guy just finished up his opening round at the PGA Championship with a 77, his worst score ever in the major. Of course this has sent the Twitter-verse into a feeding frenzy. Know-it-all losers, like us, who have too much time on their hands are unloading on Eldrick. It's about as ugly as his round. JUMP!
A naked woman at an Elks Lodge charity golf event in Woodward, OK over the weekend has folks fired up. Rumors is she was paid big $ to strip. This probably won't end good, but at least you can see what all the fuss is about. Of course there are photos of 'Alicia' completely naked. Of course men are snapping pics instead of helping 'Alicia' get dressed. Of course 'Alicia' has implants. Of course this is how Oklahoma gets onto Busted Coverage in the summer. JUMP!
Golfer Rory McIlroy — all 22 years of him — doesn’t think much of Tiger Woods’ game these days. Woods...
Planking is all the rage among athletes these days, which is probably because most of them -- especially those in the NBA -- have too much time on their hands. It's even caught on in the typically stuffy world of golf, where Bubba Watson has taken the fad to Denmark. This, and other great moments in athlete planking for your enjoyment. JUMP!
Hide your strippers, wives, girlfriends, etc. if you live in Jupiter, Florida. Tiger Woods is just about set to move into his completely remodeled home. Guess what? It's nicer than your place. It includes a four-hole course, putting facility, tennis court, two pools and a dock for El Tigre's yacht. No word on how many stripper poles. All we know from the outside is that the place is kinda nice. Take a look for yourself. JUMP!