Out of nowhere we were smacked in the face today thanks to the guys at The Big Lead with photos of Golf Channel's Holly Sonders at the Wells Fargo Championship at Quail Hollow. Of course we don't watch the Morning Drive show hosted by Sonders. Um, thanks to the following photos, Holly has just earned herself a permanent DVR position right alongside Good Morning America. Only bad part here is that Holly doesn't play on the LPGA. One-time deal with these legs. JUMP!
Of course we'd never heard of this golfer Ryan Palmer before yesterday's Zurich Open. And then the guy took off his golf hat. Here we figured this guy had a sweet tan over his entire head. How exactly does he go about his life with a two-toned melon? Wear a hat at all times? In MLB news, the Baltimore Orioles can lead the A.L. East through April with a win tonight against the Yankees and a Rays loss in Seattle. Enjoy it while you can, O's fan. Let's get rolling!
And here we figured women wanted the husband/BF around 24/7 after the birth of a child to do chores like changing deuce diapers and make lunch. Pfft, not if you're Tony Romo. Remember how his wife gave birth a week ago Monday? It was Candice Crawford's first baby. We figure there is like a two-week period where it's like baby vacation. Just sit around and stare at the kid. Nope, not for Tony Romo. Dude is on the links five days later. JUMP!
Want to buy Bubba Watson's North Carolina lake house and hope some of his Master's magic rubs off on you while you're in the swimming pool? This place can be yours for only $1,450,000. It's not massive, but you'll be throwing some wild lake parties on the insane outdoor patio and boat beer pier. Don't like to mow a lawn? This place is perfect and is only 3,400 sq. ft. to clean. JUMP!
Via: Richmond County sheriff’s Capt. Scott Gay said Clayton Price Baker, of Ohio, slipped under the ropes following the tournament and attempted to put the sand in his cup. After a short foot chase by Augusta National security and sheriff’s deputies, Baker was apprehended and charged with disorderly conduct. Suck it Florida. Couldn't have been from Kansas or Wyoming. This is just how Ohio rolls. Never ceases to amaze me.
Our friends at Ride The Pine sent us this from the Masters nose picker digging one out during the final round. Listen, it doesn't matter what Peter Hanson is up to, a boog that has to come out, has to be dug out. As for Tiger Woods, it's a good thing the experts spent three days last week trying to figure out if Eldrick should be the favorite. Oops, he finished 40th. In baseball, how bad are times for Boston? This should answer that question. Let's get rolling!
Busted Coverage's golf hero, John Daly, hasn't played in the Masters since 2006 and eventually lost his PGA card after that season. He's now 285th in the world and is spending yet another year hawking his merchandise to golf fans who actually get to meet the legend at his RV flea market. But there is a big change for Big John this year. He actually has duties inside the Hooters where the bus is parked. Judging duties. Seriously. JUMP!
The bros from Team Jizz Blaster went their respective ways last night after four days of paryting, wearing Zubaz and chasing tail at the 2012 Playboy Golf Finals bash. Of course Gronk & his boys were a big hit, but quietly Reggie Bush showed up and snapped some pics with lingerie chicks. We also have a Warren Moon in the middle of a dance-off at the 8th hole. Finally, you get a passed out Ron Jeremy getting ass bombed. JUMP!
Here's the Tiger Woods porn flick you've been waiting for! At least, if you're the kind of person waiting for Tiger Woods porn flicks. Vivid will release a flick called 3 Mistresses featuring three of Woods' former ladies -- Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James. Not only will there be a Q&A about Tiger's sexual habits, but the girls will also act them out for your viewing enjoyment. This, we've got to see.
Via: Ronald E. Richardson and Donald E. Nieto were arrested after a video of them striking the 15-year-old was shown to law enforcement by the father of the teenager, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest reports. The incident, which took place early Saturday afternoon at Shalimar Pointe Country Club, began after a group of four teenagers blew an air horn at golfers teeing off at the ninth hole, the report stated. Jackass stunts only work on Jackass, boys.
We'd nearly forgotten about Hunter Mahan until yesterday when he beat Rory McIlroy at the Accenture Matchplay and his wife, former Cowboys cheerleader, Kandi came running onto the green. Of course she's one of our all-time favorites. One thing led to another and we were digging into what Mahan has been up to. Um, not much. Just selling his million-dollar mansion and replacing it with a 19,000 sq. ft. mega-mansion. Ho-hum. JUMP!
Yes, this is a post about Paula Creamer all blingy at the HSBC Tournament player's party tonight in Singapore. But stop for a second and take notice that Michelle Wie is quickly rising up our radar thanks to tight tops like this at player's parties. Sure, it's cool and all that Paula Creamer is wearing enough jewelry to bring Allen Iverson to tears, but HOLY SH*T...Michelle Wie...JUMP!
Have $8,000 laying around and feel like it would be best spent on charity and carrying Natalie Gulbis' bag in an LPGA event? Ever dreamt of having Ms. Gulbis ask you to hand her a water bottle on the 8th hole at the ShopRite Classic? All you have to do is break out the MasterCard, hit Buy It Now. Of course you'll probably have to pass a background check, but dreams really can come true for those with money. JUMP!
John Daly isn't cruising around the U.S. this week in his trusty RV just soaking up the miles enroute to another payday. Instead, he's in New Delhi, India to play in the Avantha Masters and had only been in-country for about 24 hours when a car bombing rocked the junky hotel he's holed up in this week. And when we say car bombing, we mean like an Israeli diplomat's wife was seriously injured in the attack. We suggest keeping an eye on Daly's timeline. JUMP!
That picture HAS NOT been Photoshopped. Since when did Chris Berman develop a back FUPA? That's not even his ass. It's like a giant beer gut has developed over his spine. At least 8-10 Five Guys burgers just housed in that hump. Look, we know Boomer has been portly for years. No secret here. But this Berman, as spotted yesterday at Pebble Beach, is out of control. Too many 2 for $20s? Just stuffing his face with pizza? Eating w/Berman this week? Send us shots. JUMP!
Our friends at Trulia sent word this morning that Phil Mickelson has relisted his Racho Santa Fe, California home after completing tile work on this crazy master bathroom shower. Gaudy, you say? Not if you're rich and like expensive foreign tile work where you drop deuces. Personally, Phil could have lined that bathroom with linoleum and we'd gladly drop a deuce in that place. It's all yours for $7.1mm. Paying cash? Might get a discount. JUMP!
Craziest bunker on the PGA Tour? Has to be Abu Dhabi where Luke Donald was today playing out of this monster. No Photoshop used. Of course this isn't a real golf course, bro-seph. It's really the desert just outside Abu Dhabi (UAE). Donald just happens to be in town for a photoshoot that was scheduled for the world's largest bunker. JUMP!
Golfer Bubba Watson, probably the most eccentric player on the PGA Tour, just got a little more so. Watson purchased Lee 1, the original General Lee, at the Barrett-Jackson auto auction over the weekend. He's now rolling around California in it. Watson picked up the fully-restored police-cruiser-jumping '69 Dodge Charger for what were essentially peanuts. Not a bad weekend for Bubba Watson.
In a totally unscientific poll that was probably heavily influenced by social media, German Sandra Gal has been named the world's hottest golfer. Gal outdistanced Anna Rawson in the ladies' bracket before destroying male winner Rickie Fowler in the finals. Who would have thought that a poll largely geared towards men would have produced a female winner? Well, us. Anyway, here's a gallery of Gal. Check it!