A cryptic message was sent to us this afternoon from one of our reliable sources on the Bayou. "Picture of one of the guys involved in the LSU fight. I believe his name is Andrew Lowery. I decided not to post because LSU fans have direct access to my house and flamable substances." It's our understanding that this photo had been floating around SEC message boards over the weekend. Meanwhile, Jordan Jefferson still doesn't know who Thomas Jefferson is. JUMP!
Former Bachelor 'contestant' Shawntel Newton uploaded a few photos to her Facebook fan page early this morning. Big deal, right? Um, if you are into gossipy NFL gossip then the photos were reminders that Aaron Rodgers is straight & likes boobs. You see, Shawntel's sister is Destiny. You might remember her via some bikini pics. Anyway, it seems Rodgers had the Newton sisters out to visit Lambeau last week. The talk-sports.net message board soon lit up. JUMP!
It's that time of year when super football dad changes out of his baseball dad khakis and into his jersey/backwards hat/stopwatch/video camera outfit. You know the guy. He's the one who uploads YouTube greatest hits videos of his son with the hope that Bob Stoops is watching. He's the guy who plays Madden with his son and they "talk football" at the dinner table. Meet 27-year-old DeJuan Wells. Dude went nuts Saturday at his son's practice & eventually bit two cops. JUMP!
Before you email us saying this is a fake Joe Namath account, or that the Jets legend was hacked - don't bother. This is the real deal, fellas. Broadway was watching last night's Jets-Bungwads game and kinda live tweeted the festivities. There were tweets on Mark Sanchez's play, the o-line, etc. But then came the oddity of the night. Is there a reason for Joe to comment on Jets' Flight Crew getting soaked? Press release to tell us his account was hacked? It's Monday, let's GO!
Look, fantasy dorks, this is your warning to tread lightly when watching 9-to-12 hours of continuous coverage from ESPN. At first your mind comprehends the numbers, diagrams, John Kruk analyzing a Little League World Series catcher blocking the plate, Darren Woodson pontificating about Tom Brady, followed by Chris McKendry mesmerizing with a new haircut. Then, when you are at your weakest, they slip in Cam Newton's fantasy rushing projections. Poof! You're fooled.
A former Oakland Raiders cheerleader - Nicole Rosenstiel - turned police office is suing her employer, the Vacaville Police, for sexual harassment. She's asking for $1.5 million for enduring such comments as "nice rack" and "I want to see you naked." When did broads start mistaking compliments for sexual harassment? And since when can't a cop tell a chick how good she looks? Crazy bitches! Judge for yourself via the gallery! JUMP!
Are a few of the following photos weak? Of course, but they all can't be 10s. Deal with it. Don't even start emailing us saying, "Weak. That Kentucky chick is just bonging a beer." Um, true, but did you happen to catch the handicap dude photobombing her ass from the comfy motorized wheelchair. Suck it. Anyway, we're two weeks from the first college football weekend and you need inspiration for your 2011 beer bong. This should help. Bongs! Grandma ripping a bong! JUMP!
So the lovely ladies at our sister site, CollegeCandy, have thrown down the gauntlet with a little challenge called He Said/She Said and they walked into our wheelhouse - football. They want to know why we get up at 9 a.m. on a Saturday to pour over dozens of online 'insiders' telling us who'll cover the spread, followed by two hours of GameDay, which leads to the Noon kickoffs, followed by the 3:30 regional broadcast, which ironically lead right into the 7:30 (EST) ESPN game, which is just an appetizer for the ABC Saturday night game with Brent Musburger tweaking our nipples by uttering "You are looking live..."
It hit us like a ton of bricks, too. Why and how instantly came to mind. Why would Tony Romo volunteer the news that he and 15 buddies went to a West Virginia cabin for his bachelor party? And, how did they come up with a game of hide-n-seek? The story continues to circulate on the Internets and the Twitter crowd has been less than pleasant towards Party Boy. Listen, if the story doesn't involve strippers & throwing midgets off decks, keep it to yourself. Twitter BOMBS! JUMP!
We're still trying to figure out who had this stellar prank pulled on his SUV, but one member of the Indianapolis Colts showed up to Anderson University this morning to this. Not only was the ride filled with thousands of shipping peanuts, but it was also plastic wrapped. Ahh, those training camp pranks. Jason Garrett wouldn't stand for this kind of crap. Same with Jack Del Rio. The NFL will obviously be investigating this hazing. Heads will roll. PHOTOS! JUMP!
A hand gesture to support the Nebraska Cornhuskers that looks like a sexual reference, but can also be construed to look like a cob corn -- now why didn't we think of that? We'll tell you why. Because we come from places populous enough to have something called the NFL and because we have jobs. For those of you in Nebraska, here's the CornFinger!
Yes, the same ice luge was a must-have for 2010 tailgating and regains its title this year. No, we don’t get a cut...
It's the story straight males in this country are talking about. Yahoo! Sports has pretty much brought down the Hurricanes football program with its huge report on cash payments, strippers, yachts and even an abortion for the players. (Knocked up stripper had the abortion.) If you haven't read the report, stop what you're doing and grab a drink. Of course Twitter has gone crazy & all the normal characters have cute tweets. Here are the best of the best. JUMP!
If you thought the Tony Romo Wedding Video was a horrible disgrace to men, you really need to brace yourself for the news of what went down at the guy's bachelor party. Lisp-er, and 24-year-old toolbag, Graham Besinger recently sat down with Romo to dive into his head. There were softly asked questions, a Jimmy Falwell-esque set and Graham seemingly about to break into tears. Then it happens. The moneyshot. Tony explains what he and the boys did in West Virginia. JUMP!
Sports screencapper @Jose3030 was still awake last night for the end of the 3rd quarter of the Jets-Texans game to nab Mark McGwire dude rocking the Brian Cushing jersey. Ironic, eh? As for the game, it ended up as a Matt Leinart vs. Greg McElroy backup struggle with the disgraced former beer bonger getting the worthless victory. In other sports news that caught our attention, Darryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden are beefing. Keep your eyes on this one, folks. Drugs could fly.
There are three different viewpoints as to Suzy Kolber's Monday Night Football debut tonight at the Texans-Jets game. (1.) The vein is freaky. (2.) What's up with the Latina schoolgirl clothing choice. (3.) Some guys say she's looking good enough to possibly live out their Joe Namath fantasies. Suz is now 47 and headed into the twilight of her career but not before one more run as the lesbian, hot chick sideline reporter. JUMP!
While other individuals that splurged on wedding gifts for Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler got their "Regret to inform you..." cards in the mail, it seems ours was lost for a few days. Anyway, the piece of mail from Carol Stream, Illinois finally arrived and we can put CavCut to bed as another failed relationship. Some of you might remember how Busted Coverage bought the couple a melamine reamer. Sadly it'll be thrown back with the other reamers. JUMP!
Just for the ladies and Jets fanboy out there who has yet to get enough of a shirtless Mark Sanchez, we give you the 2011 GQ photo dumb of your sexy 10-for-15, 147 yards QB. The last time GQ went to the Sanchez well was 2009 and at least he was had Hilary Rhoda hanging on him. Not this time. From the initial photos out of GQ this is a solo Sanchez shoot where you get to see his dehydrated muscles & great hair. JUMP!
Remember back in April when we told you about the NFL's first known Jewish twins cheerleading tandem, the Lewis sisters? Yeah, well they've made their training camp debut. In this year of NFL cheerleading firsts (cheerleading granny), this is our favorite because it brings religion into the mix. First NFL Jesuit twins? No idea. But this is HUGE for the Jewish religion. Thankfully BC reader Scott was at camp the other day and filed this photographic report. Gallery! JUMP!