Back in August we told you about holy roller Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Kelsi Reich and her relationship with Buffalo Bills WR David Nelson. The story had a day or two run and flamed out. Well, guess who's playing in the D this Sunday? Yep, Nelson and the Bills. Anyway, Jimmy Traina posted about the couple, Yahoo ran a piece and just fired it onto its front page. The reaction has been ugly. See, Johnson isn't lily white. And we have a commenting revolution. JUMP!
You thought a gigantic pedophile sex scandal in State College would freak people out to the point they'd stop getting laid for a weekend? NO FRIGGIN' WAY! Craigslist is fired up for Penn State vs. Nebraska. Three-ways, random pre-game BJs, guys looking for weekend beef, etc. Fans are looking to relieve some stress and Craigslist State College is your Yellow Pages. Personally, we'd like to offer some advice. If the dude on the other side of the email sends you this photo, RUN! JUMP!
Half-naked women and politics, now that's something we can get behind! Well, so long as those half-naked women are hot. Unfortunately, this might as close as we get. Kelli Gillispie, a city councilwoman in a Minneapolis suburb, is also a center for the Minnesota Valkyrie, the local Lingerie Football Team. Once again, we go above and beyond to introduce you to women who are making their dreams come true in the LFL. JUMP!
As mentioned earlier this morning, there was actual football played last night. For those of you who don't have the NFL Network, let's just say you didn't miss too much. The Raiders went into Jack Murphy and left with first place in the AFC West via a 24-17 victory. And, of course, Twitter exploded with hatred aimed at Phillip Rivers who now has 13 TD passes and 15 INTs. He only has one game this season without an INT - against Miami. Fans are restless & so NSFW! JUMP!
As expected, fists were flying last night at Jack Murphy during the Raiders-Chargers game that usually turns into a MMA cage match. It didn't help that the Raiders won, 24-17. For us Cincinnati Bengals fans this couldn't have gone any better. A wild card out of the West is pretty much history and the Raiders are one step closer to giving the Bungwads another 1st round draft pick. Just have to make the playoffs, baby! In other news, McQueary won't be coaching Sat. Let's get rolling.
New England Patriots receiver Wes Welker is a short dude, but he's a short dude with a lot of receiving yards and a hot girlfriend. So what does a short dude do when he throws a party? He hires a couple dudes to make him look tall. What the hell are we talking about? Take a look for yourself. This odd looking photo will all make sense in a moment. Check it!
When will we stop with the Jerry Sandusky Pedo-Scandal stories? When they stop rolling in. We've gone snooping in the Pedo's AP files & can barely believe the '99 farewell story written as Jer was preparing for his final game at Penn State. Sandusky had already been named as a child predator after a 1998 incident that many believe led to his abrupt retirement plans during the summer of '99 at just 55-years-old. Just read this. Read it and then remember what happened in '02. JUMP!
Want to jump into the brain of a mastermind child predator? Jerry Sandusky gave it to you in a 2001 book that was supposed to be Jer's memoir into a life of helping children and coaching football. Instead, upon further investigating of the pages of this book, it seems like a timeline to Jerry's life of preying on children. His stories, of what has been scanned by Google, don't deal with girls. All boys. He paints the picture and it's clearly not pretty. Screencaps - JUMP!
Ashton Kutcher got himself into the news last night thanks to the Joe Paterno firing. This tweet set off a sh$%storm as America went into mob mode on @aplusk: "How do you fire JoPa?
#insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste." That was followed by an eruption from the mob and resulted in Kutcher deleting the post. Which then resulted in an "I'm sorry" tweet to smooth over his ass since he's a backer of childrens' rights group. NSFW tweets - JUMP!
Loudmouth radio guy and Pittsburgh media maven Mark Madden was on WEEI in Boston this morning and dropped an enormous rumor bomb concerning the Jerry Sandusky scandal. Madden told the Dennis & Callahan show that two prominent national columnists are investigating whether The Diddler was pimping out Second Mile kids to rich donors. We don't know if those were Second Mile or Penn State donors. Listen to the show - here. 7:00 mark.
And so it went down last night on the State College campus. Penn State has erupted into chaos as students went nuts in the streets. The Penn State Board of Trustees held a meeting late last night and announced they had fired Joe Paterno - via telephone call. Of course Saturday was to be Paterno's final home game after 62 years at Penn State. Won't happen. He's history and of course the morons at Penn State wanted one final goodbye. Let's get rolling today!
Ok, so here we are this afternoon with not much changed in the Pedo Sandusky story. Pedo-Enabler Paterno is still your coach and students are prepping for a five-day bender. The biggest news since lunch is that a downtown State College mural has been edited. No more Jerry Sandusky. We also became aware of the Sandusky coaching defense image thanks to Jeff in Philly. Just look at Jer coaching that defensive technique. You think he ever had sex with his wife? No -800.
Saturday in State College might be one of the most insane spectacles in sports history. Nebraska comes to town. It's Senior Day. It's going to be Paterno's final home game as coach. And now comes word that former players are planning a "We Support Joe & PSU" rally on the sidelines. Seriously. Rich Mauti wants former players to "show a sign of some solidarity in support of the program and all of things Paterno has done for it." They just don't get it, do they?
And the Joe Paterno story gets weirder. Students have started their very own Occupy Paterno's Front Lawn movement tonight and the national TV cameras are ripe for any news to propel this story forward. We suggest you follow Newsday reporter Jim Baumbach who's tweeting many photos from the scene. It's hectic, filled with GameDay signs and students who obviously don't understand the severity of child rape. The photos are rolling in by the minute. JUMP!
This Joe Paterno story gets stranger by the minute. Now we meet Joe's loser son, Scott, who seems to be a coattail rider who had a law career but now seems to be a 'blogger' and commentator on all things PSU. He's a kook. Anyway, he's telling the national media that Joe will hold his own press conference today and won't step down without a fight with the university. Yes, this is how it's all going to end in State College. Disgrace. Let this be a lesson, folks. (@ScottPaterno)
That's the line of media members waiting to get into the Joe Paterno press conference that was supposed to start in about 30 minutes. Not happening. The Penn State president made the decision to scrap the presser and of course the media - via Twitter - erupted in protest. Here is the odd letter that was handed out to those who want answers. It's also suspected Paterno won't take part in today's Big 10 presser either. Silence, always a good idea!