We understand the baby was thrown on a rope to a waiting Greg Jennings for a 32-yard TD. Good work, kid. In other news, last night was supposed to be opening night for the NBA. BWAAAHHHAAA! Of course we hate the NBA, especially in November and December when superstars find time to nurse leg injuries. Did Shaq ever play a game over these two months? As for your LSU-Alabama update, did you hear the ticket price average on StubHub is now $499!
Yes, that's two BOOM's in one day. Swear we'll stop tomorrow. Anyway, it's LSU-Bama Week® and it's our intention to stick with the BC plan of doing things differently than the rest of these tools with an WordPress account. About two years ago we discovered, by accident, an Alabama cheerleader named Sidney McGough and was instantly smitten with her ability to kill animals. Deer, turkey, largemouth bass, saltwater fish. DEAD. Anyway, here's her update. JUMP!
There has been some interesting chatter on Craigslist Casual Encounters out of Alabama this week, according to BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich. He's our go-to source for all things gay and Craigslist so this week we've sent him into the belly of SEC football for some men-on-men, men-on-women and even a dude looking to three-way his 20-year-old GF on Bama-LSU weekend. "Lookey here," Rich emailed. Looks like JoshBama55 has a unique request - JUMP!
Pats' WR Julian Edelman was expected in court during the 10-11 a.m. hour after his little problem at the Storyville bar in Boston where he was arrested for indecent assault early this morning. Boston.com reports: "In a report on the case, Boston police said Edelman was inside the nightclub on Halloween night when he allegedly reached underneath the woman’s costume and groped her below the waist." The real news here is the Edelman costume. JUMP!
Just putting the finishing recaps together for Halloween - 2011 and couldn't possibly put the year to bed without a look at the 49ers Gold Rush cheerleading squad. The ladies turned in a few decent costumes and actually dropped some Halloween cleav which is usually difficult due to the nature of the costumes. You see many Hermione's walking around town looking like sluts? You will on the 9ers sideline. Great work ladies. Next year: slutty nurses. All of you. JUMP!
First, that "LSU Save Your Gas" sign floating around this week is from 2009, the last time LSU traveled to Tuscaloosa. The Bammers won that game 24-15 on the way to a BCS Championship. What's going to happen this year? No idea. But, we do know both sides will entertain our asses this week. There's Nick Saban pumpkin. LSU casket. There are Bama victory-inspired headstones. And even a couple cute Bama coeds in QB costumes. One day closer. Let's get rolling!
Who is Ray Rice supposed to be? Seems like the guy just had an afro wig laying around and figured what the hell, time to tweet out a double peace sign shot. As for Jim Irsay, the guy is a machine. Look at those gun boats. Poppin'. Jim obviously wants to have Andrew Luck tickling his ass with those #1 overall hands. Is there a clear-cut winner in the 2011 Athlete Halloween Costume Challenge? No, but you must give Wally Szczerbiak credit for having the balls to pull off this.
There are times on the Internet when a story is buried deep within the cracks of some Twitter account, but there are investigators such as the Busted Coverage i-Team who dig cracks. Take the photos from this weekend featuring Jordan Jefferson and Honey Badger, Tyrann Mathieu, outside either a New Orleans or Baton Rouge bar. The uploader references the bar as 'Hookah.' Our sources tell us that there is a bar in New Orleans that goes by that name. JUMP!
Martinez in Escondido had an email waiting on us this morning. "RIP AL!" Man of few words. Of course the Dead Al Davis was coming for Halloween. You 'too early' jerkoffs need to realize that Al was pretty much dead since March '09 so it's all good. Bonus points, as you'll see, for powder white Al figuring out how to attach some scabs. Points deducted from Al Davis Costume Guys for not going out and getting the satin Raiders jacket. But all things considered, solid Halloween, fellas. JUMP!
America was at it again yesterday trying to kill Skip Bayless for defending Tim Tebow. Said Skip on Twitter: "If Broncos won't let Tebow run shotgun hurry-up he's been so successful w/ in 5 straight 4th qs, put Orton back in! WANT Tebow him to fail?" And, of course, that sent the Twitter-verse into a feeding frenzy. We also have a new Tebow apologist - Dickie V.! "All you Tebow haters have a ball. Know you can't wait to take him apart." Oh, it's on now. NSFW TEBOW TWEETS! JUMP!
Yes, we saw the photo of Steven Tulloch #Tebowing Tebow. Thank you to all 23 of you who sent it. Instead of running a photo that's being splashed around the NFL, how about the U.S. troops and a Tebowing Flash Mob® outside Mile High. The power of #Tebowing is undeniable. Meanwhile, in Detroit, Drew Sharp is encouraging the Lions to embrace the Evil mantra. "The Lions decimated the myth of Tim Tebow. A day of rest this wasn't for the Mile High Messiah." Let's get rolling!
First of all, huge congratulations to the guys at IllegalShift.com for calling county courthouses in Arkansas trying to find some sort of proof whether a Peyton Hillis wedding went down this week. You might remember how Busted Coverage told the world a wedding was going down Tuesday - an NFL off-day - and that Hillis was tying the knot. Folks, the Cleveland media still hasn't figured this one out. Shame on you, Carl Monday. JUMP!
It's ESPN Gameday's first and only trip to USC in 2011 for the game against Stanford and it's not exactly a must-see. But it's a chance to slobber on Andrew Luck. We're a little late getting going this morning and you can thank that to a late night in Chicago. This city on Halloween weekend can break the best of you. Anyway, the signs aren't exactly great outside the Coliseum, but you get a few classics. Andrew Luck Wears Skinny Jeans! JUMP!
New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick is supporting friend and St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa in one of the strangest ways we can fathom -- by wearing his jersey. It's kind of creepy if you ask us, but hey, we don't want to criticize the fashion plate that is Bill Belichick. Or do we? Here's the story of how this diabolical merger of Belichick and La Russa happened. Check it!
The Tim Tebow craze just keeps getting bigger. Tebowing has replaced planking as the cool thing to do on Twitter. Of course, we're all over this developing trend because we've got a nose for hard news! Where to Tebow, how to Tebow and why to Tebow . We've got it all for you right here, including the 24 greatest Tebowing photos from the Internet. Like a Tim Tebow jump pass... JUMP!
ESPN has officially gone balls against the chin with Andrew Luck and Tim Tebow because America just can't get enough of these two sports heroes. Maybe you heard about the new craze on Twitter that is sweeping the world. #Tebowing. Look it up. Much easier than planking and less dangerous unless you fools take it to the next level. Anyway, we've had an eye on Twitter today and the NSFW crowd is on fire with Andrew Luck and Skip Bayless/Tebow hate spooge. The tweets. JUMP!