Folks, we warned you last week that, just like ESPN, we would be taking your nuts and shoving them up against a wall and driving Alabama & LSU coverage against them until they're flattened like a rack of ribs at Dreamland BBQ up on the hill in Tuscaloosa. Now, who's up for a $1,000,000 Ben Teeter original painting of the 2009 BCS Champions? Hottest item on eBay right now. Feel like throwin some money around. Nut up, Bama Nation. JUMP!
Never heard of Velvet Sky? Same here, but we're always down for some 'Superfan' coming out of the woodwork on a Friday afternoon while most of America counts down the hours until the BCS Championship. Velvet is some sort of TNA (Wrestling) Knockout and decided doing a shoot with those giant implants in a Tom Brady jersey would be cool for the fans. Just some advice: cut off the sleeves & much more cleav. Otherwise, good to go. JUMP!
From Tuscaloosa Craigslist: Looks like I'm probably going to have an extra ticket to the game. I'm white 511 fit masculine. If interested in going maybe having some fun before or after hit me up. I'm a top like making out oral safe only neg. prefer white hwp masculine and under 30. Send stats and pic for mine and a response. Place to stay the night a plus. So many of you paying big dollars on StubHub might want to think how bad you want to see this game.
LSU and Alabama, the top two teams in the current AP and BCS college football polls, meet in just over 24 hours at Bryant-Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa. ESPN's College Gameday can yammer on about the unstoppable force-immovable object metaphor of LSU's offense and the 'Bama defense; Busted Coverage gets you inside info on the two schools from people who look a lot better naked than Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit. Hello, ladies! JUMP!
There is a Publix grocery store about 250 yards from where GameDay is broadcasting live this week. Would someone please take a photo of the beer aisle in that store. Has to be empty. Frat houses directly in front of Fowler and crew. They call this street The Strip. It's Ground Zero for Saturday's BCS Championship. If you are going to be in the area and want to be a hero to Busted Coverage readers around the world, take pics. email@example.com
There's a lot of excitement surrounding this weekend's matchup between LSU and Alabama and it isn't all focused on the field. Some of it will be focused in the bedroom thanks to Craigslist's casual encounters. We've been trolling through the Alabama casual encounters to see what kind off-the-field action might be available and, well, we're happy to report there's some pretty nice opportunities for some very specific people. Sportin' a big black dong? You're in demand. Check it!
Kudos to @MollyKlovesUA for snapping off a pic of this fresh flow in front of her at a Wells Fargo ATM. We're hoping this was taken in Tuscaloosa. Molly has her Twitter account under lockdown mode so details are sketchy. Good work, Bama, but LSU Weave from this morning is still winning this hair-off competition. As for ticket prices, students are offering up singles for $280. Have something Bama-LSU related we need to see? Send it in: firstname.lastname@example.org
We're very surprised to be the first outlet putting the pieces together on the Aaron Rodgers' family weekend in Nashville to watch little brother John account for 3 TDs in Vandy's heartbreaking loss to Arkansas. But, for Luke and Aaron, they shook off the loss and went to a Halloween party where Luke ran into his old friend @NanciFilipelli who just happened to take a photo with the brothers. Relax, ladies, Aaron is still with Destiny. JUMP!
Would we even be visiting this story under normal circumstances? No f-ing chance. But this is Bama-LSU week when all hands are on deck for the Super Bowl of college football. We've combed all of our available storylines and think that Jeremy Shelley, looking like he's about to blow Adam Lambert, could be called upon for a game winner. That means that CBS needs to have cameras glued to Greg McElroy's sister. Why? JUMP!
We first must give congratulations to SportsByBrooks for somehow figuring out where Colin Cowherd was sitting at the USC-Stanford game via this AT&T Crowd Photo technology. But major points deducted for not knowing that Cowherd is sitting with Layla Kiffin. That's right, Layla Kiffin is hanging with Cowherd and what looks to be Cowherd's Uncle Luke. Yesterday on his show, Cowherd was rambling about sitting with Layla. Here's the proof. JUMP!
What can possibly be said about this hair (via @iJig2Pieces)? We've been left speechless and it's usually over a supermodel's ass. Not this time. Just some random LSU weave. We want answers and we needed them yesterday. How long does it take an artist to complete such work? Over/Under is 3 hours. In other LSU-Alabama news, the folks at AL.com found Bama fans making a Corndog Casserole which also includes whiskey & lots of bacon. Let's get rolling!
As is usual with Busted Coverage's football coverage, we worked our way through the hottest chicks on the LSU campus, found Sophia Beretta and talked her into taking some mirror shots. While other sites are boring you with Xs and Os, BC is pounding the pavement for our loyal following. Of course you might know of Sophia from her NSFW photos in the November, Girls of the SEC Playboy issue. But Uncle BC has Ms. Beretta in her Tiger thong. JUMP!
We understand the baby was thrown on a rope to a waiting Greg Jennings for a 32-yard TD. Good work, kid. In other news, last night was supposed to be opening night for the NBA. BWAAAHHHAAA! Of course we hate the NBA, especially in November and December when superstars find time to nurse leg injuries. Did Shaq ever play a game over these two months? As for your LSU-Alabama update, did you hear the ticket price average on StubHub is now $499!
Yes, that's two BOOM's in one day. Swear we'll stop tomorrow. Anyway, it's LSU-Bama Week® and it's our intention to stick with the BC plan of doing things differently than the rest of these tools with an WordPress account. About two years ago we discovered, by accident, an Alabama cheerleader named Sidney McGough and was instantly smitten with her ability to kill animals. Deer, turkey, largemouth bass, saltwater fish. DEAD. Anyway, here's her update. JUMP!
There has been some interesting chatter on Craigslist Casual Encounters out of Alabama this week, according to BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich. He's our go-to source for all things gay and Craigslist so this week we've sent him into the belly of SEC football for some men-on-men, men-on-women and even a dude looking to three-way his 20-year-old GF on Bama-LSU weekend. "Lookey here," Rich emailed. Looks like JoshBama55 has a unique request - JUMP!
Pats' WR Julian Edelman was expected in court during the 10-11 a.m. hour after his little problem at the Storyville bar in Boston where he was arrested for indecent assault early this morning. Boston.com reports: "In a report on the case, Boston police said Edelman was inside the nightclub on Halloween night when he allegedly reached underneath the woman’s costume and groped her below the waist." The real news here is the Edelman costume. JUMP!