Imagine you & a buddy head over to Applebees to get the 2 for $20, watch some football & pound some 23 oz. beers. You just happen to be 49ers fans living in the Atlanta area. Then, imagine a convicted felon just happens to be at Applebees & is a Saints fan. It just happens to be the day when the Saints & 49ers are facing off in the NFL Divisional round. The 49ers score, you cheer & Saints fan tells you he's going to shut your ass up for good. What happens next? Gunshots. JUMP!
We are introducing the Aaron Rodgers' face. This is what happens when you miss a wide open receiver and you are forced to settle for a field goal. It is a look of pure anger and frustration. Cheer up Aaron, the cast of Napoleon Dynamite was in the crowd to watch you in this playoff game. Of course FOX plugged this in for their new show that starts tonight. I doubt they give two shits about the Green Bay Packers or the New York Giants. JUMP!
Name these old farts at M&T Bank Stadium where the Baltimore Ravens took on the Houston Texans game. What the hell are kinda gloves are they wearing, what is that in your hand, and what the hell is kind of helmet is that? Also spotted in the crowd were two Texas cowboys in the crowd. I guess it's true, only steers and queers come from Texas.There was also a girl in the crowd with a mustache. JUMP!
You know what sucks for old(er) sideline reporters like Lesley Visser? Getting sent to Green Bay where she's working a Fox game. Yeah, so she'll get the post-game interview with Aaron Rodgers and that'll be that. We hadn't seen Lesley, 58, since her March Madness last year when something very strange was going on with her hair. Flash-forward to today's CBS pregame. Homegirl has the hair in order, the facelift is keeping her young. Love it, girl.
The Denver Broncos are getting pounded by the New England Patriots in Foxboro where Tim Tebow was pouting on the sidelines during the rout. Bill Belichick bundled up in his hoodie making him look like a Jedi warrior from Star Wars. It's going to take a miracle to even give Tim Tebow a chance to have "Tebow Time" where he can lead a comeback. I doubt this is easy to do when it's 26 degrees out. JUMP!
Not only is the "D Fence" sign played out, it's not even being held right by this guy in the crowd. I'm pretty sure that is a necklace too with a backwards hat. Everything about this guy screams giant douchebag. Also seen in the crowd while the San Francisco 49ers took on the New Orleans Saints was a middle aged woman wearing a wrestling mask. Now that is dedication. JUMP!
We didn't know who porn star Samantha Saint was yesterday, but we certainly do now. It's not because of her performing chops, although she was in Titterific 13. No, it's because she's a Denver Broncos/Tim Tebow fan. Unlike other porn stars who just want Tebow's virginity, Saint is actually a fan of the team and she's also the originator of naked Tebowing. If you don't know what we're talking about, you'll have to check out her Twitter account. Of course, we have a small sampling for you here. Check it!
Say hello to Big Nige. He claims to be a North Cali pimp & rapper and/or singer. We just met him on Twitter thanks to his adventure to a tattoo parlor yesterday where he got a 49ers inner lip tat. That's right, no faking from Big Nige. He's so hardcore it makes our white asses feel like curling up in the fetal position. Seriously, no tattoo artist is getting anywhere near our lip with that gun. Big Nige nutted up for the playoffs run. You've been warned, Saints fan. JUMP!
As seen at the Broncos spirit rally held in downtown Denver yesterday. Just look at the precision artistry. The mouth. The eye. The perfect color. Homegirl easily stole our hearts with this kind of emotion towards her Broncos. And baseball wonders why it's dying a slow death. As for the gambling lines, the 49ers are getting more action and the line moved back to +3.5. Guess what team the wiseguys are on? Just read the Las Vegas Review-Journal. Let's get rolling!
What's Ben Roethlisberger up to less than a week after wearing that loser fedora in Denver? Dude was looking last night for equipment at the Archery Trade Association show in Columbus, Ohio. Big takeaway from the photos we're seeing from the show: no fedora. Of course the fedora wouldn't really fit in very well with guys who wear camo and sit in deer stands. Kudos to Big Ben for being able to jumping right back into Everyday Man mode. (via @sdoheehaw)
Denver Mayor Michael Hancockis back at it. He's made another bet, this time with Boston Mayor Tom Menino over Saturday's game. It's more or less your standard politico wager. The winner gets a specific dinner from the loser's town and the loser has to wear a jersey from the opposing team. Except... instead of Menino wearing a Broncos jersey, it will be the statue of Paul Revere wearing a Broncos jersey. Kind of makes us sick. Check it!
The Oregon Ducks are slinging the helmets they wore in the Rose Bowl online and you can have one for just $1,000. Seems like a great investment, huh? Actually, the helmets are authentic, but they've never been worn by anyone, so we don't really know what kind of investment they are. Some nutjobs seem to be into them though. There were reportedly three sold in the first hour. Go figure. Check it!
While the rest of you pussies struggle through winter in Atl, Tampa, San Diego, Phoenix, Vegas, etc., there are those of us who have big enough balls to man-up & stay right in our sh*tty northern cities where it's cold & snowy. Now, as part-owner of the Green Bay Packers, it gives me great pride to see our fans working their asses off for $10/hour to get Lambeau in shape for Sunday's game. Just look at how many lined up to work. That's a real NFL franchise. Jealous? JUMP!
Leola Bell doesn't know much about football but she does know beautiful football jerseys when she sees them. That's why she's a Florida Gators fan. And a Dolphins fan. What else did we learn yesterday from Playboy's Miss February 2012? She's dating someone famous but won't tell us the lucky guy's name. What else is going on in her life? Tons. She is so busy that she just learned about the Tebowing phenomenon. You get the picture, right? We are in love with Leola. JUMP!
That would be the Ortega United Methodist Church in Jacksonville, FL in case you want to stop in for a lesson. In other Tebow news, the Denver Post keeps digging for garbage that Tebow freaks will read such as Jockeys' Facebook following grew 2,000 percent after signing Baby Jesus. Also, jockey.com last month set a new one-day sales record via some Tebow promotion. Guess who is going to make serious money this weekend? 49ers bettor. Line is up to +4. Let's get rolling!
For those who haven't been following Ochocinco's Twitter feed the last couple days, he's been talking about his tipping habits at restaurants. Dude says he matches the tip to whatever the bill was and showed his bill at IHOP today as an example. Says 85: People always tip based on the service never taking into consideration the many idiots, assholes etc. that may have pissed the server off. As for fine dining, Ocho says that consists of Red Lobster. (@ochocinco)