Is this LSU billboard in Afghanistan that's making the rounds legit? Probably not, but let's just pretend it is for a minute. Just imagine if for one second these crazy bastards could chill out and watch college football. The pageantry. The excitement. The cheerleaders. The sundresses. Imagine an Afghan being hoisted up for his first keg stand. His first sorority chick riding him after an all-night rager. Can't Nike make a college football game happen in Kabul? Too much to ask? (via @LSUherbvin)
What a year it has been for Bernie Kosar. We dug through piles of porn videos to finally bust the case of Lexxi Silver, who just happened to be Bernie's oldest daughter. She released two porn flicks during 2011 and then went silent. Now we get back on the Bernie case with this weird photo from the Tami Longaberger holiday party at her house a couple weeks back. Yes, that Longaberger family. She's loaded & has been with Bernie for a couple years now. JUMP!
For all you rookie bloggers out there, this is how stories about Tebow get blown up into 'stories.' On Wednesday, BC Special Assignment Editor Joe Student interviewed Miss January 2012 Heather Knox. Student, an experienced reporter, was able to get Knox to comment on the Tebow hysteria. She said he was a "hottie." The conversation turned to Timmy's v-card. Bingo! You've got a story. Then our friends at RedLasso send word that Fox 31 Denver is all over this drama. JUMP!
Saw this on the Denver Post this morning & finally figured out that it came from Broncos safety David Bruton's. Twitter account. You think Brades ordered that off UglySweaterParty.com or just had it packed away under stacks of clipboards and size S Under Armour shirts? We're going latter. Of course we're searching like crazy to find what sweater Tebow had on for the flight to Buffalo. It's our duty. All hands on deck. Be a hero: firstname.lastname@example.org
Just making our normal rounds on the Twitter photo search and look what we have here via @HerrDoggo. Total bro move by both parties, the guy wearing the jersey and from Herr Doggo snapping while Tebow was at a urinal. What else do we have two days before Baby Jesus does his thing? Ever see a Tebow jersey tattoo? And on a black guy's arm? That's like a white guy 6'1" being able to dunk. Unlikely. But we have it for you. Oh, and granny Tebowing. The craze rolls on. JUMP!
Wait, so there was an NFL game last night? You can call it that, but it was really a game to decide which team will get rewarded with Andrew Luck. Don't ask us how the NFL decides a tie-breaker for draft position, but the Colts f-ed around & beat Houston, meaning the Rams have moved into a tie with two wins apiece. Word on the street is that teams would trade three #1s & maybe a total of 5 picks for the Luck spot. In other words, that guy has a reason to be pissed. Let's get rolling!
ESPN will not let you forget that this Quarterback is the tallest QB in College Football but the real question is what drug is he on? Is it Xanax, Adderall, Marijuana, or just plain alcohol? Also, Chris Peterson of Boise State University does not look happy from the performance of his team. Somebody get him 2 mgs of Xanax stat! We are still not sure if Vontaze Burflict will murder a player on the field tonight. This is the Maaco Las Vegas Bowl, welcome to Thunder Dome bitch! JUMP!
The famous sports-figure Christmas cards are rolling in quite fast now that word is spreading that BC is hunting them down. Some dude named Lee sent us a tweet telling us that Jimmy Johnson was up to his weekly shenanigans. And there it was, coach with the boobie saddlebags flopped out and wearing his Santa hat. This guy is a straight up party waiting to bust loose at any moment. Have a Christmas card we need to see and publish? Send it in: email@example.com
You used to wait anxiously all year for Christmas Day when there would be a Nintendo, a Ken Griffey Jr. 1989 Upper Deck rookie card, a super-cool Alf doll or even a Cabbage Patch doll for those of you metrosexuals who were of age during that period. Now you've grown up and just want to sleep late and wake up to a woman such as those on our 2011 Sexy WAGs of Christmas Past & Present. Of course they're in a relationship, but 'tis the season to dream big and remember what the Christmas spirit is all about. We have Adriana Lima, Danielle Lloyd, Erica Ellyson, Gemma Atkinson & more celebrating the Yuletide. JUMP!
Josh Hopkins, formerly known as Erin Andrews' boyfriend, seems to have been replaced by a golden retriever puppy. We're still waiting on a follow-up explanation from OK Magazine or TMZ on this one, but it seems Pageviews and Mr. Kentucky have called it quits if we are to believe this tweet exchange. That's right, losers, she's back on the market. Should you start sending flowers and bottles of SmartWater to her Atlanta condo? Nope, she's moving in a couple weeks. JUMP!
So our cheerleader correspondent, Asher from College Cheerleader Heaven, sent an email at 10:45 EST: Just a few Oklahoma State cheerleaders on a ski trip deciding to rock their bikinis on the slopes. Those are words from a God. This guy has intel on cheerleaders that you can't imagine. Dude has so many Facebook contacts that we're actually thinking of hiring him before SB Nation gets another influx of cash. Go hit the slopes with OSU. There are hugging pics you need to see.
What can we say about Playboy's Miss January 2012 & Colts fan Heather Knox. BC Special Assignment Editor Joe Student yesterday sat down with Knox for what will go down as one of the most memorable 5 Questions in BC history. Knox talks about how hot Tim Tebow is, about his virginity, how she wants a vacuum for Christmas and how she'll send you naked photos of her using the vacuum if you buy it for her. JUMP!
If you attend the Texas Christian University, the highlight of college is probably getting tattoos on your arm and shaving "TCU" into your head. I will say one thing about TCU, the cheerleaders are amazing. The San Diego Poinsettia Bowl between TCU and LA Tech was filled horny girls, strange haircuts, and crazy signs. A young lady in the crowd also held up a sign that said "Horny For Life. Frogs Score More Than You". Busted Coverage salutes you ma'am. JUMP!
Tebowmania! Hey, you know we love Tim Tebow, The Chosen One, himself, and so do you! That's why we're bringing you this -- the Tim Tebow motorcycle. It's for sale on eBay and it can be yours for a cool $100K. It's not only autographed by the man himself, but it's also signed by our boy, Ohio coach Urban Meyer! And, to boot, it's a straight up national championship ride and there's only one in the world. So, if you're that guy, this is totally for you. JUMP!
How do you know your college football season sucked balls? You lose by one point to TCU, lose your place in the BCS Championship game and get stuck visiting Vegas in Dec. for the Las Vegas Bowl. Such is life for Kellen Moore & Boise. So there he was last night 'enjoying' the bowl festivities in dreary downtown Vegas with Elvis. Even the high-quality hookers usually hanging at MGM are in hibernation. As an added bonus, your last college game will be a blowout of Arizona St. (via @theUNLVBigGuy)
What, no dick pics on your holiday cards, Favre? What's up with that? Oh, and that's right, Jews. Brett Favre's family doesn't dick around with 'holiday cards.' Just slamming Christmas cards right in your faces. Are you Muslim? Hope you enjoy Favre's 'Christmas' card. Come to think of it, maybe Favre only has Christian friends. And what's up with that Mike Shanahan sunburn? Was that shot snapped in July? Kudos to @emilyXObrayton for providing this to the Internet.