Wow, what a Wednesday here at Busted Coverage. Kevin the Intern was busting through his duties with the Afternoon Dump when we showed him a new gallery of outtakes from Kate Upton's weekend work in Miami. "That's it, you figure out how to make it happen and I'll have sex with her," Kevin announced to the entire office. Woah, easy Tiger. You'll have to beat away 3/4 of the NFL and 4/4 of the NBA. Sister is in demand. JUMP!
In case you haven't heard, or live north of Cincinnati, or actually have a job, or don't get ESPNU, it's SEC Media Day! How serious is SEC Media Day? ESPN had a t-shirt printed just for SEC Media Day. It's also a chance for SEC media members that run web sites to actually leave home and listen to commissioner Mike Slive talk about improved academic standards in the SEC. One of those media dorks came to Birmingham sportin' this 'do. Appreciate. JUMP!
While the NFL meets tomorrow in Atlanta to finalize the new 10-year CBA, there are football cheerleaders in the same city who've already been going through training camp. (Yes, we're desperate for anything football-related so you're getting this.) The Falcons cheerleaders have been team building with camp activities like modeling this new Ford. Did you realize you can hire ATL cheerleaders for your birthday party? True. Details - JUMP!
The Pittsburgh media is continuing its around the clock Roethlisberger-Ash wedding coverage & BC is along for the ride. Today we find out, again, that Ashley Harlan likes church. Scratch that, loves church. The focus of this wedding remains - church. We know the church where the two will wed. We know the chuch will be I.D-ing guests. Can someone please tell us more about Harlan's church life? Tribune-Review? MORE, MORE! JUMP!
Minnesota Vikings punter -- that's right, punter -- Chris Kluwe is naming names... or naming douchebags, anyway. If a new collective bargaining agreement isn't finished stat, he's going to meet you on the playground after school, Peyton Manning. Kluwe, known for his ambitious tweets, doesn't pull any punches with his latest piece of work. The Tweets...JUMP!
While our new friend Jeremy Shockey is telling us that the NFL lockout will end Thursday and players will be reporting to teams on Friday, Santana Moss is busy preparing for a strip club party this Sunday. King of Diamonds, a player for the dollar of a man who appreciates a black booty, promises that this will be the biggest superstar party. There just might be a strip club missing it's host. Prepare accordingly, KOD. JUMP!
New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is absolutely using his time wisely during this soon-to-be-ending NFL Lockout®. Dude seems to have been working out and staying sane by constantly tweeting with buxom 19-year-old SI bombshell Kate Upton. Maybe you've heard of her? Anyway, Gronk was up to his old ways yesterday with this masterpiece that caught Kate's attention. More of the Tweet romance - JUMP!
Green Bay Packers cornerback Sam Shields is letting everybody know who won Super Bowl XLV by tattooing a giant pic of his ring right where everyone can see it. Should give receivers something to think about this season. The year of giant tats that some of these guys will eventually regret later in life rolls along with this beauty. JUMP!
There are only 5 days remaining to buy Ben Roethlisberger and Ashley Harlan a gift from their public Macy's wedding registry. BC got in early, back in July, on one napkin for the lovely couple. The wedding happens this Saturday in Pittsburgh and figures to be as close to a royal wedding as the Steel City will ever see. Two-time Super Bowl QB tying the knot? HUGE. Anyway, here are 5 great gifts you should buy the couple. JUMP!
Just minutes ago, through our vast Rolodex of NFL contacts, we got off the phone with Carolina Panthers tight end Jeremy Shockey who was busting it back to Miami from a Keys diving trip to pack his bags and prepare for the end of the NFL lockout. "The deal will be done Thursday and we're being told to report to Charlotte for a three-day camp the 22nd through 25th," Shockey said sounding like he was ready to hit someone. More details - JUMP!
Why do we continue to track Matthew Stafford's man cans? Because Busted Coverage happens to like the Detroit Lions and we see a guy who, photographed July 4th weekend, doesn't exactly look like he's been on a strict cardio regimen. It's no secret that Staffs likes his beer. We've documented his recent beer runs, yet Matt tells NFL.com that he's been staying fit during the lockout. JULY 4TH HOUSEBOAT BASH! JUMP!
Yes, it's officially Jay Cutler-Kristin Cavallari day, but we have perfectly good reasoning for each post. And the fun-fest is capped off with news that the couple's wedding registry has officially hit the Internets for their July 7, 2012 wedding. Can't get the ball rolling too early. It's a BC tradition to get a gift for the millionaire couple, so we went with a $3.95 yellow reamer. Reasoning? Not sure, but it's handy. JUMP!
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not a smart man. Here's more proof -- he sports the same facial expression no matter what he's doing. Is it confusion, stupidity, indifference? Who knows. At least he has a hot girlfriend in a bikini to distract us from it. Seriously, the guy can't even sit at the Raleigh in Miami and drink booze without making a stupid face. At least Eli has an excuse. JUMP!
Here is what we learned about Jimmer Fredette's day of golf today at the American Century Classic: he's out of his league. As if being a bad golfer wasn't enough of an embarrassment, the ACC folks just had to partner him with Tim Tebow and Herm Edwards. Two holy rollers & Mr. Speech Pathologist. Snoozer. Meanwhile, Jimmer's girlfriend was being hounded by the horny bros walking the course. JUMP!
In all honesty, a Cuban boating company has not signed Kelly Brook to an endorsement deal. That was just a headline we allowed Kevin The Intern to come up with to fulfill one of his internship requirements. Truth be told, Brook is titillating the locals in Italy where she's obviously getting R&R before her next red carpet appearance. Tough job, you know. Imagine living with 'those' on a daily basis. JUMP!
Dude, seriously, you let her walk out of the house and to the Mercedes-Benz Miami Fashion Week Diesel show wearing a 5.2 carat, $125,000 ring? Don't have a 1.25 backup? Seriously, bro, she's literally just a broken heal away from taking a digger into the front row black guys and that ring going flying into the cheap seats. C'mon Jay, use your head. Explain to her there is a lockout. Christ, you're in trouble. JUMP!