What were the chances Jermichael Finley would be getting a pre-MNF pedicure this afternoon and his pedi professional would be wearing a Packers shirt? High. Remember, this is Green Bay where even the Asians know how to present themselves on gameday. "Getting a nice pedi before this game tonight..
#YOTT2," Finley wrote this afternoon. Thanks for that J Fin. Now, more importantly, how did 'Tamako' end up scraping toes in Green Bay? That interests us.
The numbers don't lie with Jay Cutler. Fox can give us all the stats they'd like about how the Bears are winning thanks to Mike Martz focusing on the running game. BC investigators have a better theory as to why the Bears have gone 4-1 since early October. It was announced on Oct. 4 that Cutler was back to giving the moody meat to ex-fiancée Kristin Cavallari. Since then, this guy is on fire. This begs the question: Is Cavallari saving the Bears season? JUMP!
Who would've guessed that Jerry Sandusky would become something of an eBay auction hero over the weekend? Several of his Touched books - autographed by the alleged child molester - were auctioned off for more than $100 after starting last week worth about $8. But the grand daddy of all Sandusky memorabilia is the leather edition of Touched. We're not sure how many were published but from the price paid on Saturday, it seems $510 is the new value. JUMP!
“Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league, s--- my d---,” Bill Belichick is quoted as saying after the Patriots pasted the Jets last night in New Jersey. While Bill was trumping anything that has ever come out of Rex Ryan's mouth, Twitter was exploding with racial hate towards Mark Sanchez for his 2 INT game, one of which was a pick six. We missed it, but it seems Sanchez went with a Mexican mouthpiece. That sent the Twits over the edge. JUMP!
Just look at Ed chewing on his knuckle two minutes after Deion Branch openly mocked his J-E-T-S chant right there on the MetLife turf. (Hurry, that video will be yanked by the NFL.com monkeys when they get to the NYC office.) In other NFL news, the Lions are blaming Stafford's 4 INT day in Chicago on the wind. Dude attempted 63 passes in the blowout loss. And in Tebow news, could Baby Jesus help Denver win the AFC West? The Broncos are 4-5. A game out. Let's get rolling!
Good for you, Penn State. You held one helluva vigil last night & sang a rousing version of Lennon's Imagine. Now, this morning you'll start drinking Natty & acting like the fools you are. Don't let us down. Make sure one of you gets an 'Eat Shit Sandusky' shirt onto ESPN or the major media outlet of your choice. At least six advertisers are said to have dropped ads on today's ESPN broadcast. Shed a tear, Cars.com doesn't want to be affiliated Jer chat. Let's get rolling!
Hell, he's got nothing else to do, so Golden State Warriors point guard Stephen Curry hung out at Carolina Panthers practice today. While he was there he threw footballs at the goal post with Cam Newton & Co., which, it turns out, is a game players play in their free time. We didn't see Newton come through, but Curry did... and then he posed for the camera. Here's the video. Check it!
There has been chatter about former Penn State linebacker Dan Connor and a 2005 incident where he was suspended three games for what were considered vulgar prank phone calls over a couple months to a former PSU assistant coach. Initial reports said the former assistant did not want his name used, but reporters eventually found out his initials were J.S. Of course us conspiracy theorists thought Jerry Sandusky. Nope, Joe Sarra. Connor sent these tweets today. JUMP!
Everyone's favorite Lingerie Football League color analyst, Sean Salibury, has been keeping his finger on the pulse of all things Jerry Sandusky and is about to blow a gasket. The ex-ESPN horndog is now over at Total College Sports where he's free to speak his mind. The problem is that only 2,200 Twitter followers are getting his message. Anyway, Sean has strong words for what should happen to Pedobear. Karma is a bitch. Let some sort of justice be served...JUMP!
Back in August we told you about holy roller Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Kelsi Reich and her relationship with Buffalo Bills WR David Nelson. The story had a day or two run and flamed out. Well, guess who's playing in the D this Sunday? Yep, Nelson and the Bills. Anyway, Jimmy Traina posted about the couple, Yahoo ran a piece and just fired it onto its front page. The reaction has been ugly. See, Johnson isn't lily white. And we have a commenting revolution. JUMP!
You thought a gigantic pedophile sex scandal in State College would freak people out to the point they'd stop getting laid for a weekend? NO FRIGGIN' WAY! Craigslist is fired up for Penn State vs. Nebraska. Three-ways, random pre-game BJs, guys looking for weekend beef, etc. Fans are looking to relieve some stress and Craigslist State College is your Yellow Pages. Personally, we'd like to offer some advice. If the dude on the other side of the email sends you this photo, RUN! JUMP!
Half-naked women and politics, now that's something we can get behind! Well, so long as those half-naked women are hot. Unfortunately, this might as close as we get. Kelli Gillispie, a city councilwoman in a Minneapolis suburb, is also a center for the Minnesota Valkyrie, the local Lingerie Football Team. Once again, we go above and beyond to introduce you to women who are making their dreams come true in the LFL. JUMP!
As mentioned earlier this morning, there was actual football played last night. For those of you who don't have the NFL Network, let's just say you didn't miss too much. The Raiders went into Jack Murphy and left with first place in the AFC West via a 24-17 victory. And, of course, Twitter exploded with hatred aimed at Phillip Rivers who now has 13 TD passes and 15 INTs. He only has one game this season without an INT - against Miami. Fans are restless & so NSFW! JUMP!
As expected, fists were flying last night at Jack Murphy during the Raiders-Chargers game that usually turns into a MMA cage match. It didn't help that the Raiders won, 24-17. For us Cincinnati Bengals fans this couldn't have gone any better. A wild card out of the West is pretty much history and the Raiders are one step closer to giving the Bungwads another 1st round draft pick. Just have to make the playoffs, baby! In other news, McQueary won't be coaching Sat. Let's get rolling.
New England Patriots receiver Wes Welker is a short dude, but he's a short dude with a lot of receiving yards and a hot girlfriend. So what does a short dude do when he throws a party? He hires a couple dudes to make him look tall. What the hell are we talking about? Take a look for yourself. This odd looking photo will all make sense in a moment. Check it!
When will we stop with the Jerry Sandusky Pedo-Scandal stories? When they stop rolling in. We've gone snooping in the Pedo's AP files & can barely believe the '99 farewell story written as Jer was preparing for his final game at Penn State. Sandusky had already been named as a child predator after a 1998 incident that many believe led to his abrupt retirement plans during the summer of '99 at just 55-years-old. Just read this. Read it and then remember what happened in '02. JUMP!