Martinez in Escondido had an email waiting on us this morning. "RIP AL!" Man of few words. Of course the Dead Al Davis was coming for Halloween. You 'too early' jerkoffs need to realize that Al was pretty much dead since March '09 so it's all good. Bonus points, as you'll see, for powder white Al figuring out how to attach some scabs. Points deducted from Al Davis Costume Guys for not going out and getting the satin Raiders jacket. But all things considered, solid Halloween, fellas. JUMP!
America was at it again yesterday trying to kill Skip Bayless for defending Tim Tebow. Said Skip on Twitter: "If Broncos won't let Tebow run shotgun hurry-up he's been so successful w/ in 5 straight 4th qs, put Orton back in! WANT Tebow him to fail?" And, of course, that sent the Twitter-verse into a feeding frenzy. We also have a new Tebow apologist - Dickie V.! "All you Tebow haters have a ball. Know you can't wait to take him apart." Oh, it's on now. NSFW TEBOW TWEETS! JUMP!
Yes, we saw the photo of Steven Tulloch #Tebowing Tebow. Thank you to all 23 of you who sent it. Instead of running a photo that's being splashed around the NFL, how about the U.S. troops and a Tebowing Flash Mob® outside Mile High. The power of #Tebowing is undeniable. Meanwhile, in Detroit, Drew Sharp is encouraging the Lions to embrace the Evil mantra. "The Lions decimated the myth of Tim Tebow. A day of rest this wasn't for the Mile High Messiah." Let's get rolling!
First of all, huge congratulations to the guys at IllegalShift.com for calling county courthouses in Arkansas trying to find some sort of proof whether a Peyton Hillis wedding went down this week. You might remember how Busted Coverage told the world a wedding was going down Tuesday - an NFL off-day - and that Hillis was tying the knot. Folks, the Cleveland media still hasn't figured this one out. Shame on you, Carl Monday. JUMP!
It's ESPN Gameday's first and only trip to USC in 2011 for the game against Stanford and it's not exactly a must-see. But it's a chance to slobber on Andrew Luck. We're a little late getting going this morning and you can thank that to a late night in Chicago. This city on Halloween weekend can break the best of you. Anyway, the signs aren't exactly great outside the Coliseum, but you get a few classics. Andrew Luck Wears Skinny Jeans! JUMP!
New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick is supporting friend and St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa in one of the strangest ways we can fathom -- by wearing his jersey. It's kind of creepy if you ask us, but hey, we don't want to criticize the fashion plate that is Bill Belichick. Or do we? Here's the story of how this diabolical merger of Belichick and La Russa happened. Check it!
The Tim Tebow craze just keeps getting bigger. Tebowing has replaced planking as the cool thing to do on Twitter. Of course, we're all over this developing trend because we've got a nose for hard news! Where to Tebow, how to Tebow and why to Tebow . We've got it all for you right here, including the 24 greatest Tebowing photos from the Internet. Like a Tim Tebow jump pass... JUMP!
ESPN has officially gone balls against the chin with Andrew Luck and Tim Tebow because America just can't get enough of these two sports heroes. Maybe you heard about the new craze on Twitter that is sweeping the world. #Tebowing. Look it up. Much easier than planking and less dangerous unless you fools take it to the next level. Anyway, we've had an eye on Twitter today and the NSFW crowd is on fire with Andrew Luck and Skip Bayless/Tebow hate spooge. The tweets. JUMP!
Want to know how to create the perfect storm for pageviews on the Internet? Porn star-NFL-major TV market-porn-porn star with an insane Twitpic gallery. That's it. This beast is a juggernaut. Blogs are paying year-end bonuses with this traffic. Anyway, Shannon Sharpe was asked today what the big issue was with the pic. "Just taking the pix wasn't the problem taking it with her n his jersey and no shirt on.Problem." Keep the hysteria rolling boys. Christmas gonna be nice.
It's been three NFL season since Tony Gonzalez played for the Kansas City Chiefs. He was coming off a huge season in 2008 when he had 96 grabs for 1,058 yards and 10 TDs. It was also time to finally cash in and make some serious money as a free agent. He was living in this K.C. condo and about to sign a $17.75mm guaranteed contract with the Falcons. But Tony still has ties to K.C. that he just can't seem to rid himself of. That condo. It's still on the market. JUMP!
It's finally that weekend of the year when old friends can come together, put aside their differences and have a few beers and play a football game. Michigan State and Nebraska fans will duke it out for the first time since '03 in a series in which Sparty is 0-6 all-time. In other news, Jacksonville, Florida will light up later today when the RVs roll into town for the 90th meeting in the World's Largest Cocktail Party series. Who'll win? Who cares. Let's drink! JUMP!
Now, before you idiots start ranting about "Just leave her alone. Let her have a life, you assholes." Um, some starstruck religious chick (@annenoland) yesterday snapped this shot and uploaded it to Twitter. Did Anne approach Erin to tell her she was a big fan? "no I didn't. Too speechless. Plus she was stressed out and on the phone with her publicist.
#famouspeopleproblems." As for the food, looks like a Pick Two. Salad & mac & cheese. Let's get rolling!
Why do we love Fox Sports Mexico or whatever they're calling it these days? Because that channel is like watching SFW porn and we don't even have to pay extra for it in the BC office AT&T cable plan. Mamacitas like Jimena Sanchez just appear out of thin air. And they LOVE sports. Take Sanchez. She's a huge Oakland Raiders, New York Yankees, Lakers and Babe Ruth fan. Seriously. She has a Ruth poster hanging in her home. Our new Mexican secret crush - JUMP!
We've been keeping an eye on QB Aaron Murray's Twitter page for about eight months now thanks to a back-and-forth he was having with a UGA coed with dreams of becoming a sideline reporter. We're pretty sure he was drilling for oil. Anyway, someone in Tallahassee had their camera out for this shot of Murray in his FSU shirt and holding a Busch Light with a former Georgia Tech footballer. Quite a way for a SEC QB to spend his bye week before the Cocktail Party. JUMP!
Those are James Harrison's legs at 3:45 this morning during an overnight acupuncture electric treatment. Why at that time in the morning? Not sure. Has to be a perfectly good reason or we assume Harrison wouldn't get out of bed to have his leg jolted like you'll see in this video. The Steelers LB reported via Twitter two hours later: Goodnight! Got to get up in 2 hours to workout! And you think NFLers just go clubbin' and nail chicks on Tuesdays. (via @jharrison9292)
In our honest opinion, Little Dooley, the hair isn't quite on target. That curly q on the left side of your head is totally not Tennessee head coach Derek Dooley. We know, because this Google Image Search shows us that Derek prefers the part on left side of his head. Something about helping him make great offensive calls. Says that side of his hair is what makes him a genius. Nice try, though. 'Bama-LSU coverage starts today. Let's get rolling! (via @miklyn12)