Herky The Hawk should spend less time at children's playgrounds and more time at the Iowa Hawkeyes practice so they actually win the Insight Bowl against the Oklahoma Sooners. This mascot looks like it is trapped in cement and forced to run around for oxygen. Oklahoma Sooner Kenny Stills has his picture as an 'impact player' who looks like a Grade A douchebag with a fauxhawk. When your hair taller than a Chick-Fil-A banner, it's probably time to cut it. JUMP!
Dan Mullen of the Mississippi State Bulldogs is one of the most hated man in sports. His Bulldogs looks like they all covered their hands in vaseline so none of them could hold on to the ball but what is he doing with that gigantic Star Wars like glove? Is he hiding a robotic hand under there? Let us know. The Demon Deacons of Wake Forrest would like to take the Music City Bowl by force if only Darth Mullen could stop them. JUMP!
The New Era Pinstripe Bowl is another example of a dumb ass sponsorship bowl name but the Rutgers Scarlet Knights and the Iowa State Cyclones battled each other at Yankee Stadium. I'm surprised the whole cast of f'ing Jersey Shore douchebags and The Sopranos didn't show up to support their state since it was so close. The Iowa State Cyclone also looked like it would appear on the next episode of "To Catch A Predator". JUMP!
A referee wasn't too happy with this Tulsa Hurricane in the Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl against the BYU Cougars and ended up getting in his face. You need to learn to respect your officials and not "give them the business". Ironically, the bowl game was sponsored by Taxslayer.com in which I don't know how much money was spent on helicopters, parachuters, and flyover. Also, this kid in the stands was psyched beyond belief that his team came to play. JUMP!
You know why your team isn't playing in the BCS? Two things: they're not very good and/or your school's fan base sucks balls. That's just facts, homeboys. You don't think Michigan should be playing in the Sugar Bowl? Michigan State got hosed? Kansas State was robbed? Folks, Michigan brings better TV ratings and more ticket sales to N.O. And KSU, face it, you're not traveling. There is also the tattoo factor. The more tats your team has on the Internet, the more BCS games you'll play in over a 20-year-period, according to unscientific BC research. JUMP!
As BC continues to grow, so does our boots on the ground across this country. Take last night. Supporter @JHay97 happened to be in place when a Clemson team bus (same as one seen here) pulled up to the Beach Place (Fort Lauderdale) Hooters. "Pretty sure it was their defensive line eating at Hooters," John reports. Easily the best DD to have during New Years - a team bus. Are you at a bowl game & have a photo or story for us: firstname.lastname@example.org
Why are we just seeing this at 8 a.m. on Friday? Because Matt The Screencapper didn't cap it in his Champs Bowl report last night. He has received an official warning that if such 69ing isn't in posts from today's games, his ass will be looking for another screencapping job. Seriously, we have to find this via some loser named @g_schrage52. Anyway, HUGE day of college football. Four games with the first kickoff at Noon. Gonna be a shitton of drunks. Let's get rolling!
The Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III and the Baylor Bears took on the Washington Huskies in the Valero Alamo Bowl The crowd in this game was the tamest crowd ever seen. I guess that is what happens when you put sedatives in the water supply. At least Washington has hot Cheerleaders or I would have fallen asleep watching RGII dissect the defense. RGII's family was in the stands today in which zero shits were given by their facial emotions. They already know he is going in the first round. JUMP!
Of course he drinks FRS Energy Drinks at the Shag Lounge in downtown Denver. Seriously, if we owned a bar in Denver our asses would be changing the name to something based on Tebow. Test that bitch in a court of law over copyright on the Tebow name. Find a variation of Tebow _____ that his lawyers won't throw a lawsuit on. Call it SWOBET. In this economy, you're one Tebow PR move away from sipping cocktails on a yacht in the Caribbean. (via @RonZuke)
This Florida State Seminole fan did not have a real good time at the Champs Sports Bowl against the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. The only explanation for why this mediocre team is pounding the Seminoles is divine intervention since Notre Dame is a well known Catholic school. Touchdown Jesus may have made sure Michael Floyd was actually sober for this game. Not even ESPN sideline reporter Holly Rowe who had at least 5 lbs of makeup on could help the Noles. JUMP!
If you want to get into MetLife Stadium to see the New York Giants battle the Dallas Cowboys for the NFC East title on Sunday night you're going to pay... through the nose. Tickets are going for up to $10,000 and suites are going for $25,000. Even a cheap seats, beers and dogs will cost you more than $500 by the time all is said and done. We'll tell you who will be bending you over and for how much and do the math for you. Check it!
Yes, we're on a T.O. Twitter kick. At times it seems his account has been hacked. Five minutes later he delivers a coherent tweet, making us believe he's all there. As noted yesterday, he's been begging the 49ers for Braylon Edwards' gig. Dude was still prattling about his career last night but took the time to mentor a couple of Twitter hoes about to have some cybersex. Kash is a big black 'ho with a giant ass. Um, & the girls now claim T.O. wants to party. Dude is so much fun.
NYC-based makeup artist @malinmurias typed on Tuesday: The Cowboy Jerry Jones definitely knows how to party! What a night
@mokaimiami. What else is going on this morning? NASCAR driver Kasey Kahne finds himself in a breastfeeding Twitter scandal which eventually led to him calling some woman "a dumb bitch." The tweets have been deleted but our friends at Funny Athlete Tweets have the incriminating screencaps. Let's get rolling!
This hefty Texas Longhorn fan showed up nice and drunk to root against the California Bears in the Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl. BC would like to salute all of you crazy ass sombrero wearing drunken fans. You make screencapping fun. Also, a couple douchebag Michigan Wolverine fans and Southern California Trojan fans showed up on broadcast. If you can't cheer for a team, get the hell out of the stadium. JUMP!
Would the 49ers do something very, very stupid to fill the spot left after Braylon Edwards was released on Tuesday? So stupid like resigning Terrell Owens? Just in time for the playoffs? Crazy, right? Then the tweets start flowing from T.O.'s fingers. He's tweeting Donte Whitner and even hit send on this gem from some guest coaching gig: Met the West Team of the Offense-Defense, now headed back 2 Sam Houston High School 2 workout!! Gotta stay ready!! Still time, 49ers fan.
The Military Bowl between the Toledo Rockets and the Air Force Falcons was filled with insane amounts of scoring and tons of shameless corporate sponsorship. I guess someone had to pay for the billion dollar Stealth Fighter flyover which was totally bad ass. A MAC conference team was in this game so you know what that means. No defense and a million points scored. If you hate MACtion, then you obviously hate America and the Military Bowl. JUMP!