You know nobody likes you when you are the commissioner of the NFL and no one wants to sit with you. You'd think if you had some extra tickets and free popcorn to a playoff game between the Houston Texans and Cincinnati Bengals, you could probably find some hot chick to enjoy the game with you. Brian Cushing showed up in the intros to make us all wonder if he really did do steroids. JUMP!
This isn't some sort of Photoshop job from New Orleans this morning. It's the real deal. That goalpost really is going through an SUV, thanks to the photographic work of @MsPotts_ESPN. Now, let's talk NFL gambling. The O/U on the Saints-Lions game is sitting at 59. 85% of the money is on the over and the O/U has yet to move. Guess where the wiseguys will be betting this spot? Games: Cin-Hou is on NBC at 4:30 and Det-NO is on NBC at 8. Plan accordingly. Let's get rolling!
A fat pony tail wearing Davy Crockett with a fake mustache came to the Cotton Bowl between the Arkansas Razorbacks and the Kansas State Wildcats. The rednecks of Arkansas flocked to the Cotton Bowl stadium in their most ridiculous outfits imaginable. Jerry Jones gave his best "O Face" and Erin Brockovich showed up for some environmental activist bullshit during game cameos. Check all this out after the JUMP!
Name her! And you morons wonder why Ohio State goes to BCS bowls (in years past) when they don't deserve it. It's because they have cute chicks, old people, recent grads, chesty chicks, etc. across this country with nothing better to do than video bomb today's ESPNU broadcast. Just look at Tonya boxing out the LSU MILF. No room, honey. Tonya and mom are just dominating your asses. Have something BCS we need to see? email@example.com
It's that time of year again! No, not the time for giving and crap like that. The time for playoff football and politicians making stupid bets over playoff football games! Today we've got Denver Mayor Michael Hancock and Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl making a bet over the Denver Broncos game with the Pittsburgh Steelers. We've got the details of the bet and we breakdown the matchup to tell you who's going to look stupid. Check it!
You know how we know it's playoff time in the NFL? Players are getting logos shaved into their heads. At least Arian Foster is. Texans OL Duane Brown tweeted this shot earlier today. Check out my dawg
@ArianFoster cut! #ReppinToTheFullest. You know what sucks for white guys? Contrast. You see any white guys getting NFL logos shaved into their heads? No, because our asses are either bald or just don't look good with pale skin & a logo in our hair. Just sayin.'
Denver radio host Mike Evans has a new tattoo thanks to Tim Tebow. The sports-talk host for 104.3 The Fan made a bet earlier this year with a caller that the Broncos would never get to eight wins. The Broncos were 2-4 at the time and Tebowmania had yet to sweep the nation. Evans put a Tebow tat on the line. Well, yesterday was payoff time. As you can see, the tat is a cross between NASCAR and virginity. More photos - JUMP!
Heat wave! It's going to be 60 today in the Philly region and that means one thing for Eagles QB Mike Vick: golf. Poor Eagles fan. You had the superteam all set to win a Super Bowl and now they're golfing on sunny January days. Your QB hasn't even been on winter break for seven days and he's already indirectly digging at that wound. That's usually what Bengals player would do to us - in October. More of Mike Vick talking golfing - JUMP!
Face it, if you don't have a team in the fight during the 2012 NFL Playoffs there are a couple of factors that make you watch: the love of football, gambling, it's winter and the fantasy that one day you'll have an NFL caliber WAG sitting on the couch with you watching Broncos-Steelers. What a crop of ladies we have this year. Eric Decker brings in Jessie James. Matthew Stafford has girlfriend Kelly Hall. Wes Welker has a Hooters Miss International GF. Helluva strong class of WAGs kick off the only season that matters tomorrow at 4:30 when the Bengals face the Texans. The journey to Indy is on. JUMP!
Pretty sure they're going to award the BCS crystal ball to the 2012 national champions, but we get the idea. This comes to us via the Tuscaloosa mall. Similar signs are popping up around the city. Bama is now a -1.5 favorite at the Las Vegas Hilton where the line opened with LSU -1. What else this morning? TV news is reporting that bars offering the 'Honey Badger' drink are doing brisk business. Honey whiskey and lemonade is all you need. Let's get rolling!
Are you an Ohio State fan and a fan of Kate Upton? This might be rough for you to swallow. You probably knew that Kate was born in St. Joseph, Michigan and you might have known her to Twitter cheer for the Wolverines but there has never been a photo of Upton in Michigan gear until now. Here she is this morning in Miami on the way to a bikini shoot, just chilling in this limo. Of course sex with her is still on the table. You don't think we're that big of an Ohio State fan, do you? JUMP!
For those of us who grew up a fan of the Cincinnati Bengals, life was tough. You try moving away after college, walking into a Pennsylvania bar and asking the gruff guy serving drafts if he could switch a TV to the Bengals game. "Bengals fan?," a dirty local interjected in amazement. "I've never met a Bengals fan in real life," he continued. That was like 2002. They won twice that year. So imagine how it feels to have Andy Dalton right now. The guy is married & has a cute dog. JUMP!
First of all, this is a sports-related story on LeAnn Rimes in a bikini because she's playing beach football and in a bikini. Instant blog post. Of course there will be some of you morons who get pissed because you want more Tim Howard goals or stupid tweets from Desmond Howard. But we must address this mess. Let this be a lesson to all of you child country music stars out there who think Jonesing up & going from small B to small D is a good choice. It's not. JUMP!
We've lightened up this shot of what we believe to be LSU football players in a Bourbon Street live sex shop last night so you can judge for yourself how the players are spending their time in New Orleans. Look, they're 18 so we could care less what the hell they're up to in that city. So they want to see some titty and chicks swinging from poles. Meanwhile the Internet is going nuts over the thought of black dudes wanting to see some 'tang. Jesus Christ! JUMP!
Of course these morons were getting destroyed on Twitter last night over that rogue apostrophe. Just think of the hours it took to create this masterpiece. Cut them some slack. 81.6% of West Virginians finish high school, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. The national average is 84.6%. In other football news, the NY Giants are getting 75% of the betting action against the Falcons. Line is -3 & hasn't moved. Remember how Vegas keeps lights on. Let's get rolling!
Nice sign, smartass. Let's see you shove that in the face of a drunken West Virginia fan without getting your South Carolina ass curb stomped. Oh, and it's 49-20 at half and counting. Look, it never fails that some bro thinks it's a good idea to talk shit in the stands and then when push comes to shove, we end up surfing YouTube in the morning and his face is a bloody mess. Not that we encourage violence, but this guy is obviously encouraging an ass kicking. Stay tuned. (via @DeadlySinNo8)