How do you know your college football season sucked balls? You lose by one point to TCU, lose your place in the BCS Championship game and get stuck visiting Vegas in Dec. for the Las Vegas Bowl. Such is life for Kellen Moore & Boise. So there he was last night 'enjoying' the bowl festivities in dreary downtown Vegas with Elvis. Even the high-quality hookers usually hanging at MGM are in hibernation. As an added bonus, your last college game will be a blowout of Arizona St. (via @theUNLVBigGuy)
What, no dick pics on your holiday cards, Favre? What's up with that? Oh, and that's right, Jews. Brett Favre's family doesn't dick around with 'holiday cards.' Just slamming Christmas cards right in your faces. Are you Muslim? Hope you enjoy Favre's 'Christmas' card. Come to think of it, maybe Favre only has Christian friends. And what's up with that Mike Shanahan sunburn? Was that shot snapped in July? Kudos to @emilyXObrayton for providing this to the Internet.
Here we go...the NY Post is on the case of Mark Sanchez and Kate Upton possibly dating. News dropped just after midnight via the always reliable Page Six that tipsters have seen Sanchez showing up at Upton's apartment building wearing a floppy hat and always a few minutes behind the Sports Illustrated busty teen. That's right, Upton is just 19. You think a possible Tim Tebow-Lindsey Vonn relationship would be big news for the Internet? Pfft. Details - JUMP!
The amount of alcohol consumed by the attendees of the Beef 'O' Brady's Bowl must have been astronomical. In almost every shot, you can see someone chugging a beer. Also, this FIU Panther fan thought it would be a good idea to bring her new born baby to the game. Great parenting skills Brenda. If you look closely behind the Marshall fans, you can see someone wearing a Stormtrooper helmet. You have to be at least 10 beers deep to consider that doing that. JUMP!
Tom Brady -- quarterback, fashion model, lucky bastard... Sure, dude is married to a supermodel, has several Super Bowl rings, gets paid for sitting around and looking good like his wife, and is admired by millions. What more could you ask for? A humongous house in a posh neighborhood in Los Angeles? Damn right! Here's a look at what the Brady's will be moving into after the football season. It's not too shabby. Check it!
41,000 Twitter followers and counting for Wes Welker. The guy joins the revolution today and is nearly half way to Gronkowski's 117k number without the help of a porn star photo scandal. As for the accounts Welker is following: Erin Andrews, Schefter, Gronk, Jim Rome and a guy who just goes by John. Of course we're hoping for more shots of his Hooters girlfriend Anna Burns and jabs at Rex Ryan about feet. As for what Hoodie thinks, he's taking the 'I don't know what that is,' approach.
The news is dropping in the Ohio State tattoo scandal coverup and it's not good if you wanted to see OSU in a 2012 bowl game. The Columbus Dispatch is reporting that the Buckeyes will be banned from a 2012 bowl game and will lose 9 scholarships over the next three seasons. Athletic Director Gene Smith is officially trending on Twitter and those of you who hate Ohio State are getting your day in the sun. Enjoy it, but remember, your school is likely next. JUMP!
You pumped up for two struggling college football superpowers playing in the Gator Bowl on January 2? Yeah, same here. But imagine for a second that you are a member of the Florida Gators football program and were dumped by Urban Meyer because of his poor heart ailment. Imagine you're UF cheerleader Tarin and you commit to the Gators because Urban gets the team to BCS games in exotic locales like Glendale or New Orleans. This bowl game is personal. JUMP!
Want to go to the BCS National Championship game to watch LSU play Alabama? Well, you'll probably have to pay more than $1,200 per ticket to get yourself into the Superdome on game day. Too bad you're not a Louisiana lawmaker. If you were, you'd get access to six tickets for $350 each courtesy of the Sugar Bowl and LSU. How much do you want to bet a few of these end up for sale online? We've got the story right here for you. Check it!
We're still in search mode but we believe this San Fran bro actually has responsibility on the 49ers sideline. That is Jim Harbaugh's play chart to the right. Meanwhile, dude is just chilling and trying to figure out why the power keeps going out. He's also trying to figure out whether to fire up a bong or just roll a joint after the game. We figure it was a joint kind of night. As for how the newspapers played the power outage, the S.F. Chronicle wins this battle. So many puns. Let's get rolling!
See that flashing blue light in the left corner of the picture? That is what happens when a transformer explodes and electricity goes haywire. The fact that this game is being played at Candlestick Park makes this occurrence hilarious. Either they are filming a scene from the Dark Knight Rising tonight or the San Francisco 49ers and Pittsburgh Steelers are about to play in utter darkness. Big Ben also tried "Tebowing" and failed miserably. JUMP!
Look at that man. Nails. You think a little blood streaming down Rusty Whitt's face during the New Orleans Bowl is going to change his demeanor? No f-ing way. You know how there are guys who act like hardos that aren't really hardos once the blood starts flowing. Not Whitt. Dude was Special Forces. Used to blast terrorist asses into pieces. Used to help terrorist visit their virgins. You want a strength and conditioning coach who's worth every penny? Sergeant Whitt is your dude. JUMP!
Got an email about 20 minutes ago from Alyson Kate McCoy: I AM THE (PATRIOTS) BIKINI CHICK! And the mystery that we mentioned stemming from yesterday's Patriots-Broncos game has been solved. Alyson is claiming responsibility for the bikini photobombing near the press box. The facts on Ms. McCoy are trickling in, but we do know she has ties to the Boston area and works at a Denver law firm. Our full report - JUMP!
Still not down with Tebowmania? You're missing out on the biggest sports craze for white people since golfing became cool thanks to Tiger Woods. How big is this 'thing?' CBS racked up a 19.5 rating from Broncos-Patriots. Game 7 of the World Series this year earned a 16.2. Sure, the guy lost, but so did the Raiders. Tebow has a roadie left at Buffalo on Sat. & then at home against the Chiefs on New Year's Day. This is just a peek into 48 hours of Tebow on the Internet. JUMP!
Boston Herald Patriots beat reporter Ian Rapoport snapped this shot of Patriots Bikini Fan during yesterday's game and we're now begging answers to "Who is Patriots Bikini Chick?" We want name, Facebook, Twitter, Model Mayhem site, etc. We also have an alternate angle to show you how close she was to the press box. Now, do realize that only one member of the media tweeted out a shot of Patriots Bikini Chick. ONE! Folks, this is going to be all over the Internet today. JUMP!
How did Matt The Screencapper miss lost Packers fan yesterday during the Broncos-Patriots game? Not sure, but you can be sure that an email has been fired off to his ass explaining that this is unacceptable. Sure way to get fired as the BC screencapper. Anyway, it's good to see 'Butch' gettin' rowdy during a 4&1 right in Pats' fan's face. In other football news, Kate Upton was talking shit on Twitter last night to Michael Vick about pitbulls. Let's get rolling!