See that flashing blue light in the left corner of the picture? That is what happens when a transformer explodes and electricity goes haywire. The fact that this game is being played at Candlestick Park makes this occurrence hilarious. Either they are filming a scene from the Dark Knight Rising tonight or the San Francisco 49ers and Pittsburgh Steelers are about to play in utter darkness. Big Ben also tried "Tebowing" and failed miserably. JUMP!
Look at that man. Nails. You think a little blood streaming down Rusty Whitt's face during the New Orleans Bowl is going to change his demeanor? No f-ing way. You know how there are guys who act like hardos that aren't really hardos once the blood starts flowing. Not Whitt. Dude was Special Forces. Used to blast terrorist asses into pieces. Used to help terrorist visit their virgins. You want a strength and conditioning coach who's worth every penny? Sergeant Whitt is your dude. JUMP!
Got an email about 20 minutes ago from Alyson Kate McCoy: I AM THE (PATRIOTS) BIKINI CHICK! And the mystery that we mentioned stemming from yesterday's Patriots-Broncos game has been solved. Alyson is claiming responsibility for the bikini photobombing near the press box. The facts on Ms. McCoy are trickling in, but we do know she has ties to the Boston area and works at a Denver law firm. Our full report - JUMP!
Still not down with Tebowmania? You're missing out on the biggest sports craze for white people since golfing became cool thanks to Tiger Woods. How big is this 'thing?' CBS racked up a 19.5 rating from Broncos-Patriots. Game 7 of the World Series this year earned a 16.2. Sure, the guy lost, but so did the Raiders. Tebow has a roadie left at Buffalo on Sat. & then at home against the Chiefs on New Year's Day. This is just a peek into 48 hours of Tebow on the Internet. JUMP!
Boston Herald Patriots beat reporter Ian Rapoport snapped this shot of Patriots Bikini Fan during yesterday's game and we're now begging answers to "Who is Patriots Bikini Chick?" We want name, Facebook, Twitter, Model Mayhem site, etc. We also have an alternate angle to show you how close she was to the press box. Now, do realize that only one member of the media tweeted out a shot of Patriots Bikini Chick. ONE! Folks, this is going to be all over the Internet today. JUMP!
How did Matt The Screencapper miss lost Packers fan yesterday during the Broncos-Patriots game? Not sure, but you can be sure that an email has been fired off to his ass explaining that this is unacceptable. Sure way to get fired as the BC screencapper. Anyway, it's good to see 'Butch' gettin' rowdy during a 4&1 right in Pats' fan's face. In other football news, Kate Upton was talking shit on Twitter last night to Michael Vick about pitbulls. Let's get rolling!
Brett here is obviously a fan of the movie The Dark Knight and made it clear during Sunday Night Football where the San Diego Chargers took on the Baltimore Ravens. I'm sure Phillip Rivers appreciates your fandom Brett. Takeo Spikes' neck may deserve it's own zip code due to the fact that it is actually bigger than his head. Terrell Suggs also claimed he went to "Ball So Hard University" which is really some random school in Arizona. JUMP!
If you've turned on ESPN at all this week, then you have definitely heard all about the New England Patriots and Denver Broncos face off. The amount of hype is insane. They basically showed pictures of people "Tebowing" all week long. If you were looking for a defensive batter, you were watching the wrong game. The fans were rabid and obsessed with Denver's savior Tim "Baby Rhinoceros Jesus" Tebow. JUMP!
The Kansas City Chiefs are leading the undefeated Green Bay Packers in the 2nd quarter and Jermichael Finley is not happy about it. After Aaron Rodgers threw him a perfectly thrown ball, Finley stayed on the ground looking pouting like a school girl. Don't worry Packer fans, a coach is showing Aaron Rodgers what to do via a laptop. Could this be the first loss since Busted Coverage bought a share of the Packers? JUMP!
Kerwynn Williams was either a character in the House Party movies or he should look into getting a haircut. Tyler Tettleton of the Ohio Bobcats apparently had a sweaty palms issues and just threw the ball through his in own end zone [Video]. Utah State and the Ohio Bobcats were forced to play on Boise State's "Smurf Turf" so mostly all you could see on your television screen was pure blue. The largest potato made an appearance for the Idaho Potato Bowl. JUMP!
Literally dozens of people showed up to the Gildan New Mexico Bowl. One of those fans happened to be Bob the Wyoming fan who probably just escaped from the nearest mental institution. What the hell are you wearing Bob? New Mexico is known for being the hot air balloon capital of the world. It looked as if most people were watching from their air balloons because the stadium was empty. Also, kicker trick shot on video! . JUMP!
Remember the porn slut who was hanging with Rob Gronkowski back in October? That would be Bibi Jones and she's back with some interesting news. She's now hitting on NBC, SI & @dpshow host Dan Patrick. There has even been one helluva offer thrown on the table from Ms. Jones. Sex. Dan might be 55-years-old but there is something that Bibi is turned on by. The snarkiness? The silver fox hair? A guy who can talk sports into her ear during shower sex? JUMP!
You get 3 bowl games today & none of them are as highly anticipated as Temple-Wyoming in ABQ for the New Mexico Bowl. Said one Wyoming player during this empty presser: "Before this bowl game I didn't know where Temple was." You shit talking the Owls, bro? Also, good for the NCAA. Nice to see you're allowing the Hard Rock Casino to be a bowl sponsor. Send the right message. I'm heading out early. Matt The Screencapper will be here throughout the day. Be nice.
Carl, the Sam Houston State fan, was caught on television during the NCAA FCS Championship Semifinal. This guy seems to think that his FCS school is ready to face number one ranked LSU in the BCS National Championship. Cool story bro. Beating the shit out of Montana definitely should be a qualifier for the championship. Tyrann Mathieu has a message for you Carl. HT KegsNEggs JUMP!
New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez isn't having the best year on the football field, but he's having a decent one off it. Sanchez was spotted in New York early Tuesday morning entering a hotel with a brunette. He sent her away in the morning, ate and then brought in a blond, just in time to get a quickie in before practice. Obviously, this team is going far in the playoffs and we're sure the big swingin' dick himself will be leading the charge. Check it!
Who knew big, tough, quarterback-sacking linebackers liked pastels this much? Certainly not us. Dallas Cowboys linebacker DeMarcus Ware's Dallas home is on the market for a little over $2 million. Normally, we're amazed by the cool features, awesome rooms and vast size of athletes' homes. With Ware's, we're just amazed by the amount of pastels on the inside. It's completely nauseating. Take a look for yourself. Check it!
We kicked off Bowl Week Babes Bonanza yesterday with an Arizona State dancer named Shelbie who just happens to be dating Jack Elway III. Today, thanks to our correspondent Asher at College Cheer Heaven, we meet South Carolina Gamecocks cheerleader Ellison. Are we a little early on the Capital One Bowl hot chick (Jan. 2)? Yes, but you can never get enough 'Cocks cheerleader poon in December so we just fire these chicks at you as fast as possible. JUMP!
Just threw it out there last night on Twitter. What name on the Sam Hurd snitch list is going to absolutely floor us? Readers chimed in with names such as: (the obvious) Tebow, Ditka, Lovie Smith, Dungy, Romo, Michael Irvin, etc. But then there was Jay Feely's name thrown into the mix. For those of you who don't know, Feely is conservative & takes his tweeting very seriously. He's mega-Republican and could be considered kooky to you liberals. JUMP!
Our favorite courtroom live tweeter, Newsday's Jim Baumbach, is at it again today via the preliminary hearing for Tim Curley and Gary Schultz in the Jerry Sandusky sex-capade case. First up, Mike McQueary to explain what he saw and heard in that shower back in 2002. Of course the government is hinging its case on McQueary's witness testimony and what was said to Joe Paterno about the shower incident. In Mike's own words - JUMP!