It was the moment these ladies had been waiting for ever since stepping foot on the South Carolina campus. Would Stephen Garcia be as dreamy as the elder sorority sisters promised? Would he want to get drunk? Would he be wearing his Widmer Brothers Brewing shirt? And what about Alshon Jeffrey, the 'Cocks stud WR? Would he be wearing the Blue Jays hat? Dreams do come true ladies and it seems yours did last night at some raging dayglow party. Go 'Cocks! (via @meghan_belle)
They're clamoring for Jesus H. Christ... we mean Tim Tebow in Denver. Word is, if Orton doesn't deliver a fantastic performance against the Bengals this weekend, a group of fans will be buying two billboards in downtown Denver pleading the organization to start Tebow. Since the Broncos aren't going to win six games with Orton at the helm, they may as well win three with Tebow at the helm and enter into the Andrew Luck derby, right?
She's been named the World's Sexiest Mavs Fan & Hottest Texas Rangers Fan. Now @heathero14 is odds-on-favorite to be named Hottest Texas State University fan in our 2011 Hottest Texas State University Fan contest. Polls close at midnight EST. Ladies who desire this crown must bust out the jersey - quickly. Submissions: email@example.com. In other news, the Texas State football team is 0-2 after brutal losses. This is your consolation. JUMP!
Been doing some hiring here at BC. Actually went out and found us an editor who will handle “The Next Erin Andrews Hunter” beat. What the hell is that, you ask? Folks, there isn’t a cable operation out there that isn’t looking for a pretty young lass. The days of Lesley Visser lookalikes grilling coaches about halftime adjustments are over. We’re officially opening a consulting business that’ll uncover the hottest, most intelligent sideline talent available. Today we meet Kristen Ledlow.
Some of you have been following along this summer to the Daniel Snyder vs. Washington City Paper which turned into a lawsuit over a story called, “The Cranky Redskins Fans Guide to Dan Snyder”. It's an A-Z look at how Snyder has pretty much destroyed the team & overcharged his fans on beer, etc. Anyway, people hate the guy. Fast-forward to Sunday night at a Cowboys bar in D.C. where this guy showed off his personalized jersey. Time to lawyer up, buddy. (via @silva918)
After yesterday's revisionist look back at the FSU Cowgirls, BC received an email. Hunter in Tupelo mentioned the sundresses at Ole Miss for last Saturday's victory over Southern Illinois. "You want real Southern women...here you go," Hunter wrote. And there they were. The Ole Miss Sundress Mafia. Belted. Tanned like a fine handbag. Bare shoulder. Toned like fitness models. Raised on Pork Chops & mashed taters. Reminder: Get to an Ole Miss game, ASAP.
Detroit homeboy Jim Schwartz was talking music on Twitter this afternoon: "RT @PatStreater:do you listen to any hip hop? >>Yes. For some reason, I like Pitbull & Lil John. Fan of Dr. Dre & Eminem also. Beasties too." Did you read that, Detroit? Don't screw this up, Motor City. This guy could end up as the greatest coach in team history. Said it last year, the guy has the look, identifies with players and has the baddest man on the planet playing defensive tackle. (@jschwartzlions)
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady gets no respect from the Capitol Lounge in Washington D.C. Their Patriots-themed menu features items named for Chad Ochocinco, Deion Branch and Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen. So, in honor of Gisele's Sweet-Ass Potato Fries, here's a smokin' gallery of Giselle's sweet ass. Someone pass the Heinz! JUMP!
Our buddy, and cheerleader extraordinaire, Asher sent word today that he'd cracked the Oklahoma St. cheerleader photo vault & was ready to unload the first batch of Cowgirls. There's a new trend in collegiate cheerleading - the quasi-cheerleading bikini photo shoot. It's not a bikini calendar, but the cheerleaders eventually plaster their Facebooks with the bikini shots. Oregon cheerleaders did it last year, but never gave us an Asses & Guns Up pose like Okie State. JUMP!
Dear God, why do You have to make us watch a sober Kyle Orton go 24-for-46 and 304 yards passing? Sure, Sober Kyle got the Broncos close, 23-20, but that was the end of the comeback as the Raiders got a road victory. Meanwhile, at a Publix, Tebow's Extreme Coupon team was hitting the V8 Splash aisle where Big Jim was about to go ape shit with a $2 off coupon. Normal price for the Splash = $1.88. That means Jim could get 125 bottles for free & cash back from Publix.
Our new Montana-based tipster, Austin, came back with more intel on Grizzlies Streaker Bro. "No word yet on schools reaction, but here are two pics from the game that were posted on our school newspapers website Thanks again mang." We promptly wrote Austin back and told him to never use 'mang' in a thank you email. Anyway, BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich caught wind of the Montana Boy Toy photos."Totally watching Brokeback Mountain tonight...teeee heee!," Rich wrote. JUMP!
Listen, before we even go any further, let us explain that we cannot show the bare ass of #6 from the Philadelphia Passion from Friday's LFL opener for the home team and the Tampa Breeze. Company policy, morons. Anyway, that's Marirose Roach, the 2010 LFL Offensive Player of the Year. She went for 102 and five touchdowns in the 48-0 trouncing of Tampa. But you guys aren't here for the game. You want malfunctions. JUMP!
When none other than Joe Namath, Bill Bellamy and NBC political analyst Chuck Todd tweet about your rookie performance, that means something. Seriously, just look at those three names. POWER. Prestige. Bellamy is such an NFL fan that he tweeted this morning: My team is the Giants! We got Ely [SIC] Manning. the Costco version of Peyton . Damn we need a better QB!! Anybody coming out of jail? Anyway, Cam's opener. Time for us to gloat. JUMP!
Just received an email from Austin who writes to us about a naked man running around a football field on Saturday: "Hello BC, wats good, On saturday our Grizzlies whomped the shit out of Cal Poly, and my buddy's roommate went streaking with an entire student section screaming his name... "Dan the Man!" Then there was a video and a Twitter search revealed that naked guy wasn't arrested. Montana - Where Dong Runs Wild! JUMP!
Welcome back to another year of Saturday mornings with Busted Coverage and our ESPN GameDay Signs project where we give you the best of the best from Ann Arbor. It’s Michigan vs. Notre Dame tonight in what has been billed for months as the biggest non-Ohio State home game in Michigan Stadium history. First night game - ever. Did we mention - ever? EVER! Fans are pumped. UM students are witty. Let's get rolling!
Yes, Erin, it was a horrible play seeing as how the Buckeyes offense is kinda pathetic. We totally won't make such stupid decisions next week. Anyway, BC is back to the grind after attending that Michigan-Notre Dame thriller. If there was ever a team capable of getting beat on an 80-yard-drive with :30 to go, it would be the Domers. What else did we learn this weekend? Cam Newton just made those pants a little more valuable. Let's get rolling.