Did you expect The Gronk to go easy during his second consecutive week of Spring Break? Meathead is going extra HAM on South Padre Island as we speak and BC just can't get enough of this bro. Imagine being 22, the best tight end in the NFL and bros just lining up to party with you. Imagine being allowed behind the bar to mix drinks at some South Padre Island bar. Imagine having the world by the balls. JUMP!
Shannon Richards is furious today at John Elway. Fuming mad. The voluptuous pinup model from Texas and a Tim Tebow supporter isn't taking this Peyton Manning signing with Denver news very well. Our appreciation for everything Shannon Richards goes back to the 2011 World Series when we featured her as a Texas Rangers superfan. Little did we know how much passion she has for Tebow. JUMP!
LOOK, A HEADLESS MANNING BRONCOS JERSEY! JIZZ EVERYWHERE! PHOTOGRAPHERS JUST BLASTING EACH OTHER IN THE RIBS TO GET THE FIRST PHOTO! FIRST! GOT IT FIRST, BITCH! SUCK IT ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS! DENVER POST RULES! WAIT, THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS FOLDED? SUCK IT COLORADO SPRINGS GAZETTE! AHHHH! Anyway, turn to NFL Network. Peyton takes the stages in a few minutes. (via @xmasape)
Angry at missing out on Peyton Manning. Angry at losing seasons. Angry at their general manager Jeff Ireland. Angry at David Garrard. Angry at housing prices. Angry at the cost of gas. Angry that they don't have girlfriends. Angry because they work 3rd shift. Anything else we're missing as to what Miami Dolphins fan is angry about? Today it all came to a head outside Dolphins' training camp. JUMP!
So a guy with a bad neck has agreed to a 5-year, $96 million contract with the Denver Broncos and it's the biggest news since, well, ever. Peyton Manning is expected to be introduced to the media at 3 p.m. EST. Meanwhile, the Colorado newspapers are busily preparing their Manning puns and the Tebow exit puns. Kudos to the Fort Collins Coloradoan to not waste time, going with this adios to Tebow message above the mast. More newspaper fronts - JUMP!
Now that everyone has digested the big, "Gronk might have hooked up with 16-year-old in Aruba" news dropped yesterday here on BC, let's get to even more Gronk Fiesta nuggets. What would you say if we told you Meathead flew from Aruba to South Padre for another week of spring break? Of course you'd say that there are some broads that should be on notice for like five days of Fiesta(ing). You've been warned. JUMP!
There's a good chance this week you'll be hearing quite a bit about Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader Laura Vikmanis. Laura holds the NFL record for oldest cheerleader - 43. Of course her story dominated the cheerleading circuit in 2011 when it became a sensation. The offers soon followed Guess what comes out this week? Yep, the book. And there are boob references. JUMP!
Guess how happy Ryan Clady is to not have to run a zone-read offense next season with Baby Jesus under center? Very. The Peyton Manning to Denver news is spreading around the world one tweet, Facebook message and ESPN headline. Of course this means Baby Jesus will be shipped out. Can you say Tebow to Jacksonville for a 7th round draft pick. Gotta feel bad for the Denver radio host who got the Tebow tattoo last fall. (@RyanClady)
Is it possible that Bret Bielema didn't go on a honeymoon this week and instead is busy promoting cars at a Chevy dealership instead? Via the Bielema Twitter account: Like this new ride? Only purchased by the most passionate badger fan! That was posted yesterday afternoon. Then, today, Bret posted this photo of construction at Camp Randall. As we've been mentioning, Bret married his 20-something smokeshow on Saturday. Is his Twitter account being handled by some intern?
Tried to tell the Internet that Gronk was going hard this week in Aruba. Ho-hum, we'll just go along with our reporting while the Boston Herald sits on its hands. Anyway, looks like your hero last night took his Fiesta to Senor Frogs for some me-time with the ladies. The guy is still only 22 and living the life you bros can only dream of. Spring Break broads being swatted away like pesky mosquitos. Life is tough for this guy. JUMP!
For those of you wondering what sunny locale Rob Gronkowski is bro-ing out at this week, the answer is Aruba. Your hero has shunned Florida for the Caribbean getaway where Americans have spotted Yo Soy Fiesta in the hotel and at the pool. Of course some guy who goes by Partyboy on Twitter ran into Gronk at what we presume to be the resort bar. JUMP!
And here we figured today would be all about college basketball and 18 hours of sitting at the bar. Nope. The New York Daily News became sh*t-stirrers this morning with a 'report' that Jeremy Shockey was interested in a return to the New York Giants. It just happened that old teammate Amani Toomer was reading tweets and saw this news. He responded. Shockey responded to Toomer and it was go time. JUMP!
Hines Ward once told Architectural Digest about the dream home he constructed in Atlanta: “Before I built my dream house,” Ward says, “I spent years clipping pictures from magazines. I watch design shows on TV; I make mental notes wherever I go—friends’ places, hotels. You can be amazed at what you pick up just by paying attention.” The place was his pride and joy. Years in the making. Yep, now it's on the market. JUMP!
We’re only two days into the NFL’s annual horse trade known as free agency and things are already out of control. Many of...
Maybe you missed the news this week that Matt Leinart was released from the Houston Texans, making him a free agent with a career 8-10 record. If this really is the end of the road he walks away with $23,260,000 in career earnings. Makes us wonder why he'd waste time in March throwing with Carson Palmer and Matt Barkley while there are cold beverages waiting at the bar. Why bother throwing? (via @MattLeinartQB)
This is the first time since February 13, 2008 that Jennifer Walcott has been featured on Busted Coverage. After her Chihuahuas were killed in a tainted meatballs attack, she and her ex-NFLer husband Adam Archuleta pretty much fell off the map. Of course a tainted meatball attack is something a Playboy Playmate doesn't get over very easily. Thankfully, Mrs. Archuleta is back with a new(ish) shoot. JUMP!