It may be the NFL offseason, but that doesn't mean the Tim Tebow news will stop. It will never stop because he's our Savior! And just what is the Savior up to now? Well, he's having dinner with country singer Taylor Swift and guess what? They might be dating! Ooooooh! Here's a rundown of what you've missed so far and we handicap whether this relationship has any chance of working out. Check it!
Remember when we introduced the Internet to Oakland Raiders cheerleader & grandmother Susie Sanchez? That's all it took for the Oprah generation to get excited about the possibility of regaining their youth via cheering for 24-year-olds from LSU & USC. Now comes fitness bikini competitor Sharon Simmons & her dream of cheering with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. She's 55, tanned like a Cuban castaway & wants to shake it for Romo. Dreams, gotta have 'em. JUMP!
Kudos to @DreadedDopeness for stopping in Kiln yesterday to snap this piece of tagging history we'd never seen. In other Brett Favre news, the Gunslinger recently posted for sale the cleats he wore in his 200th straight NFL start. Cost? $5,000. As a bonus, you get lots of small flakes of Lambeau turf still stuck to the shoes, an autograph and formal letter from Brett saying these are legit. He was 18-of-27 for 215 yards and 3 TDs during that November 2004 game. Let's get rolling!
Fact: Mark Sanchez was in Vegas this past weekend doing what guys 25 & under do. Fact: Mark Sanchez had a bro moment with DJ Hardwell. Fact: Mark Sanchez dined on organic chicksn & Australian lobster tails. Unconfirmed Fact: Mark Sanchez completed this chick's life by kissing her at some Vegas club Saturday night. JUMP!
Via: Raymond Small was arrested at 5:56 p.m. on Sunday by Trooper James Trelka of the Gallia-Meigs Post of the Ohio State Highway Patrol near mile post 24 on U.S. 33. According to Sgt. Barry Call of the Gallia-Meigs Post, Small was found with 243 pills believed to be Oxycontin, an undisclosed amont of suspected heroin, some hand-rolled marijuana cigarettes and a loaded 25 caliber pistol. Good to see Ray-Ray using his business degree. Wait, did he get a business degree?
We're sure you remember Washington Redskins' safety LaRon Landry's impossibly jacked photo from last week. Well, teammate Adam Carriker had a little fun with it. Carriker threw on his wife's shirt and flexed in front of the camera just like Landry. Obviously, this dude has too much time on his hands. Here's the result and his interaction with Landry. All we have to say is, "Why to go, brahs!" Check it!
This morning we reported that Gronk was spotted last night at Jason Taylor's charity benefit using some sort of beer cart scooter you see at NASCAR races (instead of crutches). And here we thought it was just some sort of joke. Nope, just how Yo Soy Fiesta is rolling in Florida this week. Now comes this photo via @zachkrantz that proves Gronk is still cruising on the beer scooter. Of course this is the beginning of something special. Gronk. Florida. Beer scooter. We're smitten.
If you thought Gronk was going to stay in Massachusetts an entire weekend, you're stupid. Of course he had the puck spike on Friday night and the guy was right back to Fort Lauderdale last night for Jason Taylor's Celebrity Golf Classic pre-event fiesta. Big news from this party: (a.) Gronk seemed to ditch the crutches, and (b.) he was being jersey chased by Kevin Jonas, and (c.) Gronk was jerking around on a scooter. JUMP!
And here we figured Robert Downey Jr. had no idea who Tim Tebow was or that there was this pop culture 'phenomenon' called Tebowing. Not that we caught Downey Jr. Tebowing on the Oscars. Nope, totally missed it. But now our boss. There he was on a Sunday night - in the Florida Keys - just following along with his popcorn & his iPhone. But, Downey Jr.? How can this be possible? The last person we'd bet would be caught Tebowing - EVER! JUMP!
Gotta give Rob Gronkowski credit for being a man of his word and not backing out of his puck-spiking gig at last night's Worcester Sharks game. There was Gronk, cast on his ankle from his recent surgery, spiking a puck on one leg after being driven to center ice while sitting on the tailgate of a truck. Can't really blame the guy for showing up even with injury when he only made $405,000 in base salary this season. JUMP!
What kind of assholes walk around Indy wearing Cowboys jackets and Jets hoodies in late February? Of course, the Ryan brothers. Here they are yesterday afternoon just cruising around downtown getting some exercise. Ladies, get those feet cleaned up. Sexy might be jonesing. (via @Alec_GangOr_Dye) In other football news, the NCAA has released findings in its Oregon investigation: broken rules in '08, 09, 10 & 11. Shocked? Not us. Let's get rolling!
Seriously, there's a war going on between Laron Landry & haters. We picture the haters to be balding, old, fat, white guys who work at a newspaper or tweet incessantly. If there's one thing fat, white guys don't like, it's black dudes who play in the NFL and have Laron's pipes. But their beef this time seems to be incredibly ridiculous. Is Landry really 240 pounds? And we have a Twitter war! JUMP!
Is there something you need to tell us, Baby Jesus? Just hanging out last night in the diaper aisle at some store in L.A.? And what's up with the Detroit lean going on with the hat? And the color coordination? Let's clean up the act. (via @ajochs95) Hopefully you watched the Heat-Knicks game. If so, you would have been watching the 2012 NBA champions. If it takes defense to win rings, might as well hand over the trophy. The NY Post's headline: Linept. Let's get rolling!
Normally we wouldn't waste our time posting about real estate belonging to NFL QBs with 10 career wins and located in Buffalo. But this is the Georgianstyle House belonging to J.P. Losman, a guy who probably doesn't need to be hanging around Buffalo the rest of his life. This isn't even a standalone house. J.P. was living in a mansion split into three homes. No, we're serious. JUMP!
Our buddy Jake at Funny Athlete Tweets sent word today that Laron Landry, better known as the NFL strong safety most likely to have a carer as a member of the Chippendales, might be letting himself go after just two months away from the sport. Doesn't surprise us. Always seemed like that guy was a one-year wonder. A guy who gets jacked on P90X and turns to flab six months later. JUMP!
Relax, everyone, Vince Wilfork won't drown in that blue water in the Bahamas. This guy is like Michael Phelps in the body of an NFL defensive tackle. Just blasting through the water scaring the sh*t out of fish who've never seen a black guy this big - EVER. That is 323+ pounds swimming around in a lagoon. Little kids on Spring Break just scrambling to get out of Shamu's way (yes, we wouldn't say it to his face). JUMP!
FORT MYERS, FLORIDA: It's Day 3 of Busted Coverage's Gronk-watch and instead of sitting by the pool and getting kissed by local chicks, today the Patriots tight end stopped into Red Sox training camp to bro out. Good news for the ladies: this was at 1:22 p.m. JUMP!
Yes, Brady Quinn's elbow didn't make it through our Photoshop process. Kinda in a hurry this morning and figured you heteros aren't even looking at the elbow. So by now all of us know that Brady Quinn had some not so nice things to say about Tim Tebow in a GQ article released yesterday as the world was just turning its focus to the Asian. And that was all it took to awaken Tebow Nation on Twitter. JUMP!
At least we know Warren Moon's ex-wife is a good time. Word out of Houston this week is that Felicia Moon was arrested Monday night at a rodeo trail camp for some sort of sex act with this James Thomas cat. Yes, at a trail camp. Supposedly there are people who actually act like cowboys ahead of the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo by riding horses and setting up camps. Nothing like some trail camp head! JUMP!