Need more proof Ryan Leaf is a pill-popping junkie with an Oxy addiction? The guy was arrested Friday on drug, theft & burglary charges. Guess who was arrested yesterday on nearly identical charges? Yep, the former #1 draft pick of the San Diego Chargers. He posted bail on the first charge and went hunting for some pills, according to police. At least he's in jail today awaiting a court appearance. JUMP!
Sorry jersey chasers, dreamy Broncos WR Eric Decker will soon be off the market thanks to his weekend Vegas engagement to country singer Jessica James. Is Vegas the most unromantic engagement locale in engagement history? It's debatable. What's not debatable is the insanity of the couple's engagement photo with James in a bikini. It's so insane, look at that bro in the background just dumbstruck over the insanity. INSANE. JUMP!
Look, can we all just stop it with the "Oh, I think Ryan Leaf has his life on the right track," bullsh*t. The guy is a pain med junkie who got a book deal in 2011 & suddenly he was welcomed back into the sports world with open arms. Dude was arrested - again - yesterday on drug, theft & burglary charges. Let's just say there's a high probability he's going to jail this time. In Final Four news, take Kentucky & give Louisville the 8.5; take Kansas and the 2.5. Let's get rolling!
You know what hoodrat homeboys are going to be killing each other over this summer in D.C.? Hell yes, RGIII gear. As a matter of fact, we've set a Google News alert for 'Robert Griffin Police.' Not that RGIII is going to be in trouble with the law. Dude is like a friggin' saint. From a merchandising play, this guy is going to be a stud. Looks good on an airbrushed shirt. Has his head on straight. Can run like Vick. Full shot of this beautiful shirt - JUMP!
We've officially entered the next stage of the Lingerie Football League becoming a legitimate sports entity thanks to Mark Rypien's spray tanned daughter, Angela. Word dropped today via her Facebook account that Angela is taking her lingerie & football talents to the Baltimore Charm. Like Curt Flood gaining free agency & Lebron James holding faux press conferences, there are major sports moments when it comes to contracts. This is one of them. JUMP!
Sarah Jones is allegedly at it again. The Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader who first became noteworthy for suing a gossip site for posting unflattering pictures of her along with the rumor she had STDs has now been indicted for allegedly having sex with a minor. In this case, a former student. Jones was a high school English teacher until last November. She was the Ben-Gals team captain last time we checked. JUMP!
The big news in Texas today is that convicted killer Jesse Joe Hernandez was executed last night for the 2001 beating death of 10-month-old baby. According to the AP reporter, "Jesse Joe Hernandez smiled and laughed at times before receiving a lethal injection for the slaying of Karlos Borja 11 years ago." But it was what came during his final words that has the Internet buzzing. Hernandez took the chance to support his team one more time. JUMP!
Just giving ladies planning to be at the Playboy Mansion this weekend a heads up on why you're in town. Um, because there will be a big group of horny NFL bros running around. It's Playboy Golf Finals weekend! Gronk is bringing in Team Jizz Blaster: Dan Gronkowski, Chris Gronkowski, Dane Fletcher, Dean Muhtadi. It's like the Rat Pack of Meatheads invading some golf course to chase tail. JUMP!
Former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw was a cowboy. Who knew? The Hall of Famer is putting his gigantic Oklahoma ranch on the market, where you can breed the hell out of some horses, for just under $10 million. It's probably totally worth it if you're into impregnating horses and crap like that. In addition to the home, there are three barns that sit on more acres than you can shake a stick it! JUMP!
We thought it would be a good idea to let Packers fan bitch about the Cowboys and Giants opening the 2012 NFL season, a tradition that usually finds the past two Super Bowl champions facing each other. You know what gets a Packers fan pissed off? The Cowboys. A team that has one playoff victory in the Tony Romo era. Kinda gave Monty the floor on this one and let him go nuts. Remember, BC remains neutral & just wants to see you morons fight one another. JUMP!
Um, what can we really say about what Kurt Warner is facing at the dinner table this evening. First of all, when did Brenda pop out twins? Totally missed that one. Second, this is why guys like Warner and Favre try to drain every last ounce of football out of their bodies before calling it a career. It keeps them busy. Can you imagine the ass kicking Warner had in mind when he heard some bro was rewarded with one of his twins - for a birthday gift. (via @kurt13warner)
Of course USC isn't going to be pleased when football officials hear about this photo of their prized defensive recruit Leonard Williams holding an AK-47. Considered one of the top defensive ends in the country, Williams made official visits to Florida, Florida Sate, USC, Auburn and Miami. Of course this was a big 'get' for the Lane Kiffin regime. Everyone can relax, it's a fake gun. Maybe Leonard wants to be in action movies. JUMP!
Get a good look at these 2011 Oklahoma State Big 12 rings because in five years they'll be for sale on eBay. The players got their rings yesterday and wasted little time tweeting photos of this obnoxious ego candy. Look, we understand you have to reward student-athletes with something they can eventually pawn when their careers are over and they need to pay off a car. But this 'thing' is ridiculous. And guess what it reads on the side? JUMP!
New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is the billboard king! Everywhere the guy goes he gets a billboard, sometimes two. He had them in Denver and he already has one in New York. We're pretty sure he probably had one or two in Florida too. The New York Tebow billboard was put up by Jockey, which Tebow endorses. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We can't wait until there's a billboard clamoring for Tebow to be inserted into the starting lineup. JUMP!
The final straggler photos from the Gronk South Padre Fiesta came in over the weekend & we're told by tipsters that this is the Jizz Blaster doing work on thick thighs at one of South Padre's bars. Of course we've been taking plenty of sh*t over the last week for our Gronk coverage. Look, there is something very black & white you morons need to realize - we love this guy. Of course he's a pageview generator. Of course he parties. We love it. Repeat, love it! JUMP!
In case you were already at the bar Friday afternoon and didn't hear, NFL Network dropped the hammer on Warren Sapp for his Twitter snitch comments towards Jeremy Shockey. The network, which claims it is totally autonomous from the NFL, says its executives had words with Sapp regarding breaking news and that he's not a reporter. But, according to our friends at SportsRantz.com, there was another punishment that you might not realize. JUMP!