Football - page 181

  • Oregon’s Penis Pulverizer Makes Her Debut At Rose Bowl [Morning Twitpic]

    Oregon’s Penis Pulverizer Makes Her Debut At Rose Bowl [Morning Twitpic]

    Spencer Hall at EDSBS is calling her the Medusa of Eugene. We'll call her Penis Pulverizer, because she has to be the worst enemy your penis will ever encounter. BC emailer, Jase, wants answers: "Two questions: 1. Who is this chick? 2. Why so serious?" From the full-size photo is appears Pulverizer is a student trainer chick. And that's the stare dudes are getting at a Rose Bowl. Imagine her opening your pants. You see that look and your ass better be sprinting. Let's get rolling!

  • Stanford Fiesta Bowl Band Is Full Of Hippies [PHOTOS]

    Stanford Fiesta Bowl Band Is Full Of Hippies [PHOTOS]

    This should come as no surprise that there are a bunch of hippies in California but holy shit check out the Stanford drum line.  What the hell is this kid wearing? Blue hair afro wig and giant red glasses? Palo Alto must be a weird place. The Oklahoma State Cowboys took on the Stanford Cardinals in the Fiesta bowl where Andrew Luck would be playing his last game.  Check out the sweet mullet on number 73 for OSU. Get that cut ASAP. JUMP!

  • Erin Andrews’ Rose Bowl Pants Giving Me A Chubby [PHOTOS]

    Erin Andrews’ Rose Bowl Pants Giving Me A Chubby [PHOTOS]

    I don't know what Erin Andrews was thinking when she chose this outfit to the Rose Bowl between the Wisconsin Badgers and the Oregon Ducks. It looks like she is Jenny from Forrest Gump in the 70's. The crowd was filled with crazily dressed fans like any other Rose Bowl but this year they had a stealth fighter do a flyover. That probably only cost the government a billion dollars.  JUMP!

  • Outback Bowl: Greatest Speller In College Football Poster History [PHOTO]

    Outback Bowl: Greatest Speller In College Football Poster History [PHOTO]

    It's Michigan State vs. Georgia in the Outback Bowl today and that means the educated beasts from UGA are showing a national ABC audience their spelling prowess. At first we were like maybe this is some sort of alternate spelling for Dawgs that the locals use. Maybe this was a Photoshop job. Maybe we've just been drinking too much and reading that wrong. Then we did a search on Twitter. This, in fact, is the real deal. Good work, SEC.

  • Girl At Gator Bowl Knocked The F#$% Out [PHOTOS]

    Girl At Gator Bowl Knocked The F#$% Out [PHOTOS]

    It's probably not a good idea to stand too close to the sideline when you weight 100 lbs and a breeze could knock you over. Well, at the Gator Bowl between the Florida Gators and the Ohio State Buckeyes, an equipment manager got drilled by a Gator defender and hit her head on a metal object. Thankfully, she turned out to be okay. Cheerleaders, drugged up kids, and more after the JUMP!

  • Wes Welker’s Girlfriend Anna Burns Gets Breakfast In Bed [PHOTO]

    Wes Welker’s Girlfriend Anna Burns Gets Breakfast In Bed [PHOTO]

    Say hello to the best thing to happen to Twitter in 2012. Wes f*king Welker. Welker tweeted this morning: "Look who got breakfast in bed!" That would be Ms. Hooters International Anna Burns about to enjoy a plate of nacho chips and ground beef (what it looks like to us). Of course the hate started immediately. Is that a paper plate? Is that a double bed? Cheap ass bedroom set. Etc. Eight days ago he tweeted a shot of grabbing Anna's ass on Christmas - JUMP!

  • Adrian Peterson’s Hospital New Year’s Party [PHOTOS]

    Adrian Peterson’s Hospital New Year’s Party [PHOTOS]

    Adrian Peterson underwent ACL surgery conducted by Dr. James Andrews on Friday in Birmingham, AL. But the real news was that Peterson was still in the hospital on Saturday night where he celebrated the New Year with this hospital bed photoshoot, complete with Blue Bell ice cream and family. Look, you guys want shots of 'hoes couch dancing Purple Jesus in an Atlanta nightclub? Wrong post. This is all about grindin' for 2012. JUMP!

  • 22 Best Tebow, Romo & Skip Bayless Hate Tweets From Week 17

    22 Best Tebow, Romo & Skip Bayless Hate Tweets From Week 17

    Word to Black America - Skip Bayless is trolling your asses. All that love for Tebow? Of course it's fake. All that love for Tony Romo? Of course it's for ESPN2 ratings. Stop falling for it. Until you stop, we'll be here on Monday morning to document the f-bombs and vitriol for Skip, Tebow and Romo. Today is an extra special day because the Twitter f-bombs were flying in a variety of directions. Even Titans fan was pissed at Tebow. A Monday morning tradition - Twitter hate. JUMP!

  • Herpes? [Morning Twitpic]

    Herpes? [Morning Twitpic]

    You want us to kiss Tim Tebow's ass? You want us to 'respect' Tim Tebow? You want us to 'be nice' to Tim Tebow? Wrong site. Go visit the Denver Post or Mile High Report. You knuckle draggers had your moment in the sun & now the Savior is showing how great of a NFL QB he is. 6-of-22 for 60 yards? Pathetic. What else is going on this morning in the NFL? Guess who the Denver Post wanted to talk to after the Broncos loss? Brady Quinn. Let's get rolling!

  • Tony Romo Zonked On Vicodin During His Introduction [PHOTOS]

    Tony Romo Zonked On Vicodin During His Introduction [PHOTOS]

    Sometimes the best part of Sunday Night Football are the terrible introductions. Well, Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys definitely popped some pills for that swollen hand before he did his introduction while also wearing his hat backwards in full douchebag fashion. Someone tell me how this guy got with Jessica Simpson. Victor Cruz of the New York Giants scored an insane touchdown where he danced to the 'Cha Cha' and NBC actually played music to it. JUMP!

  • A Black Guy Wearing Tebow Nation Shirt [PHOTO]

    A Black Guy Wearing Tebow Nation Shirt [PHOTO]

    We'd had a bounty on a photo of a black guy wearing a Tebow jersey, but instead will have to settle for this homeslice rocking the Tebow Nation shirt today during the Chiefs game. What does it all mean? Look, white guys don't have street cred until a black guy represents. You see many homeboys wearing Larry Bird jerseys? You see black guys in Manhattan wearing Eli Manning jerseys? No. It's a cultural phenomenon we'll delve into deeper this week. Back to the beer.

  • Steve Smith Yells In Sean Payton’s Face [PHOTOS]

    Steve Smith Yells In Sean Payton’s Face [PHOTOS]

    Steve Smith apparently is not a big fan of Sean Payton of the New Orleans Saints because he decided to get in his face. I can't believe no flags were thrown for taunting because Steve Smith went absolutely crazy taunting Payton. Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers watched on from the sidelines looking like a Taliban warrior with a towel wrapped around his head. Steve Smith also had the chance to yell in Sean Payton's face. JUMP!

  • Santa Claus Thinks Virginia’s Uniforms Can Go Straight To Hell [PHOTOS]

    Santa Claus Thinks Virginia’s Uniforms Can Go Straight To Hell [PHOTOS]

    The Virginia Cavaliers must have hired a uniform designer that was on acid for the Chick-Fil-A Bowl against the Auburn Tigers. Bright orange on bright orange? Even Maryland thinks your uniforms are poorly chosen. Even Santa Claus thinks you messed up big time Virginia. You have to hand it to Virginia fans because they brought some hilarious signs like "Eat Mor Tigurz" and "Eat Mor War Eagle". Check em out after the JUMP!

  • Northwestern Player Punches Monkey Doll In Face [PHOTOS]

    Northwestern Player Punches Monkey Doll In Face [PHOTOS]

    The Northwestern Wildcats have lost 8 bowl games in a row and hope to change that in this years Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas against the Texas A&M Aggies. Of course in order to combat that losing streak, Northwestern made a doll of a monkey in which they can "Get the monkey off of their back". Real cute guys. Maybe you should focus on blocking and tackling. You may also wan to keep your coach from complaining like a bitch on the sideline. JUMP!

  • Kenny Stills & His Sweet Perm At InSight Bowl [PHOTOS]

    Kenny Stills & His Sweet Perm At InSight Bowl [PHOTOS]

    Herky The Hawk should spend less time at children's playgrounds and more time at the Iowa Hawkeyes practice so they actually win the Insight Bowl against the Oklahoma Sooners. This mascot looks like it is trapped in cement and forced to run around for oxygen. Oklahoma Sooner Kenny Stills has his picture as an 'impact player' who looks like a Grade A douchebag with a fauxhawk. When your hair taller than a Chick-Fil-A banner, it's probably time to cut it. JUMP!

  • Dan Mullen’s Stormtrooper Gloves At Music City Bowl [PHOTOS]

    Dan Mullen’s Stormtrooper Gloves At Music City Bowl [PHOTOS]

    Dan Mullen of the Mississippi State Bulldogs is one of the most hated man in sports. His Bulldogs looks like they all covered their hands in vaseline so none of them could hold on to the ball but what is he doing with that gigantic Star Wars like glove? Is he hiding a robotic hand under there? Let us know. The Demon Deacons of Wake Forrest would like to take the Music City Bowl by force if only Darth Mullen could stop them. JUMP!

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