While the douchebags at Around the Horn are debating whether Mark Cuban is right about the NBA being jerkoffs for not scheduling them into Washington D.C. to visit the Prez, we were investigating reports of Mark in Miami for New Year's. What we know is that Cuban was hammered (or just looked that way) at Wet Bar Miami, according to those in attendance, including a Notre Dame nose tackle. Frosted Flakes shirt on New Year's for a 53-year-old-man? Ok. JUMP!
Sammy Knight did pretty damn well for himself over an 11-year NFL career. The guy went from being undrafted in 1997 to having a long career that inlcuded 42 INTs and a Pro Bowl selection in 2001. He also made some coin. But now a USC assistant coach, Sam is looking to unload his Texas house in the affluent Woodlands neighborhood. The main highlights: the insane pool and those fountains in the kiddie pool. So damn cool. JUMP!
Of course you remember the consumer-generated 2011 DORITOS Super Bowl commercial where a hungry pug destroys a front door to get some spicy nacho chips. The YouTube video of the spot is nearing the 4-million play mark and is a BC favorite. DORITOS is back for the 2012 Super Bowl and needs you to help pick one of the two fan-made finalist ads that will air during the Super Bowl. Don't worry, DORITOS has something for you, too. For every 100,000 votes, somebody is going to win $10,000, up to a maximum of $100,000. VOTE NOW and enter for a chance to win some cash! JUMP!
Bars in Colorado only have a few more days to debut creative Tebow marketing schemes before the Steelers come to town and destroy Baby Jesus. The Broncos are 9-point home dogs and that line is rising fast. Kudos to the Sporting News Grill in Frisco (beautiful place, by the way). What else this morning? Would the Jets go after Peyton Manning? And finally, guess how NFL favorites faired against the spread in '11? 116-128-10. Let's get rolling!
This one is for our boss in NYC, Coed's BryJax. He has deep ties to the University of Texas, went to school there and never fails to mention how awesome UT is. So he's going to wake up tomorrow morning, cruise Busted and see how a UT fan was the mastermind behind yesterday's Pedobear costume at the Ticket City Bowl featuring Penn State. Nothing turns a meaningless bowl game into an Internet legend like a Pedobear posing with the locals. JUMP!
I'm not sure if these Virginia Tech Hokies fans wanted to go to the Sugar Bowl or a Gwar concert but they made it to the Sugar Bowl against the Michigan Wolverines. Erin Andrews showed up to the game and so did these three overweight girls dressed in I don't know what outfits. We all wonder if power VT blogger TheKeyPlay will survive his trip to the Sugar Bowl. If you spot him in the crowd, I will buy you a beer. JUMP!
We've got another dude getting their favorite player's mug inked permanently onto their own body. This time, Buffalo Bills receiver Stevie Johnson is the object of affection. Johnson took a little time to hang with the kid, which was pretty cool of him. We've got those photos and several other unfortunate sports tattoos. This one may fall into that category soon. Johnson is a free agent and may not be playing for the Bills next season. All that and more. Check it!
Going through our normal post-Rose Bowl procedures, we came across news that doesn't come as a big shock to us. Oregon cheerleader Stephanie Essin, journalism major, wants to become the next great TV reporter/personality, which we assume means the next Erin Andrews. She's 20, has ambition, is modeling, has a great Twitter personality and just might be the next great sideline reporter to come out of Eugene. Her resume - JUMP!
Yes, Urban Meyer's first order of business as the Ohio State football coach was to ban his players from having Twitter accounts. Boom - over. Done. No need to say your Twitter account was hacked or be friends with drug dealers. No need to have social media accounts where bad sh*t happens on an hourly basis. And of course Desmond Howard baited his Michigan brethren into commenting. C'mon Desmond, can't you say anything bad about your former co-worker? JUMP!
So our friends at TigerDroppings.com sent word last night that conspiracy theorists are trying to figure out if this Rose Bowl gambling ticket is legitimate. Would someone actually place $44k on a halftime bet? Sure. But is the ticket even legit? Would an Ohio State fan who works at a Las Vegas casino be financially able to place such a huge bet? Is this the handy work of a Photoshop artist looking to make an Internet splash? More details on this mystery - JUMP!
Spencer Hall at EDSBS is calling her the Medusa of Eugene. We'll call her Penis Pulverizer, because she has to be the worst enemy your penis will ever encounter. BC emailer, Jase, wants answers: "Two questions: 1. Who is this chick? 2. Why so serious?" From the full-size photo is appears Pulverizer is a student trainer chick. And that's the stare dudes are getting at a Rose Bowl. Imagine her opening your pants. You see that look and your ass better be sprinting. Let's get rolling!
This should come as no surprise that there are a bunch of hippies in California but holy shit check out the Stanford drum line. What the hell is this kid wearing? Blue hair afro wig and giant red glasses? Palo Alto must be a weird place. The Oklahoma State Cowboys took on the Stanford Cardinals in the Fiesta bowl where Andrew Luck would be playing his last game. Check out the sweet mullet on number 73 for OSU. Get that cut ASAP. JUMP!
I don't know what Erin Andrews was thinking when she chose this outfit to the Rose Bowl between the Wisconsin Badgers and the Oregon Ducks. It looks like she is Jenny from Forrest Gump in the 70's. The crowd was filled with crazily dressed fans like any other Rose Bowl but this year they had a stealth fighter do a flyover. That probably only cost the government a billion dollars. JUMP!
It's Michigan State vs. Georgia in the Outback Bowl today and that means the educated beasts from UGA are showing a national ABC audience their spelling prowess. At first we were like maybe this is some sort of alternate spelling for Dawgs that the locals use. Maybe this was a Photoshop job. Maybe we've just been drinking too much and reading that wrong. Then we did a search on Twitter. This, in fact, is the real deal. Good work, SEC.
It's probably not a good idea to stand too close to the sideline when you weight 100 lbs and a breeze could knock you over. Well, at the Gator Bowl between the Florida Gators and the Ohio State Buckeyes, an equipment manager got drilled by a Gator defender and hit her head on a metal object. Thankfully, she turned out to be okay. Cheerleaders, drugged up kids, and more after the JUMP!
Say hello to the best thing to happen to Twitter in 2012. Wes f*king Welker. Welker tweeted this morning: "Look who got breakfast in bed!" That would be Ms. Hooters International Anna Burns about to enjoy a plate of nacho chips and ground beef (what it looks like to us). Of course the hate started immediately. Is that a paper plate? Is that a double bed? Cheap ass bedroom set. Etc. Eight days ago he tweeted a shot of grabbing Anna's ass on Christmas - JUMP!
Adrian Peterson underwent ACL surgery conducted by Dr. James Andrews on Friday in Birmingham, AL. But the real news was that Peterson was still in the hospital on Saturday night where he celebrated the New Year with this hospital bed photoshoot, complete with Blue Bell ice cream and family. Look, you guys want shots of 'hoes couch dancing Purple Jesus in an Atlanta nightclub? Wrong post. This is all about grindin' for 2012. JUMP!
Word to Black America - Skip Bayless is trolling your asses. All that love for Tebow? Of course it's fake. All that love for Tony Romo? Of course it's for ESPN2 ratings. Stop falling for it. Until you stop, we'll be here on Monday morning to document the f-bombs and vitriol for Skip, Tebow and Romo. Today is an extra special day because the Twitter f-bombs were flying in a variety of directions. Even Titans fan was pissed at Tebow. A Monday morning tradition - Twitter hate. JUMP!
You want us to kiss Tim Tebow's ass? You want us to 'respect' Tim Tebow? You want us to 'be nice' to Tim Tebow? Wrong site. Go visit the Denver Post or Mile High Report. You knuckle draggers had your moment in the sun & now the Savior is showing how great of a NFL QB he is. 6-of-22 for 60 yards? Pathetic. What else is going on this morning in the NFL? Guess who the Denver Post wanted to talk to after the Broncos loss? Brady Quinn. Let's get rolling!